>Enter Gym
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>I'm blue dabadee dabadaa doodabadee
>tfw the gyms music is the top 40
>>37071197
Holy shit wikiwhow got dark
>>37071155
>enter gym
>STANDING
>gym plays anime intros for 90 minutes 3AM to 4:30AM
>mfw they showed me the security footage
>it's like a tumblr convention
>enter the gym
>i aint a senators son starts playing
>HOW DEEP IS YOUR SQUAT
>Enter gym
>UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
>>37071155
>Enter Homegym
>SONO CHI NO SADAME
>enter gym
>COLLAPSING
>enter gym
>enter gym
>more Meghan trainor trash
>>37071446
HERE I REALIZED
>>37071527
IT'S ALL ABOUT
HEIGHT
FRAME
FACE
>>37072655
This.
You have to FACE your fear of normies in the right FRAME of mind and you can reach any HEIGHT.
Good advice anon. Good advice.
>>37071155
>enter gym
>IN THE HOOD I'M GOOD 'TIL I DIE
>>37071478
Did they get an extra hour in the ball pit?
>OZZYYYYYYS BONEYARD
>ON SIRIUS EX HEM
>DADDY I'VE FALLEN FOR A MONSTER
Why do they still play that song?
>Enter gym
>I've been Work! Work! Work! Work! Working on my sheeeeet
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>enter gym
>dance radio station is on
feelsgoodman
>NAW NAW HONEY IM GOOD
>>37071527
NANOMACHINES, SON
>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>WHEN OUR MOMMA SANG
>US TO SLEEP BUT NOW WERE STRESSED OUT
fuck this shit so hard
>enter gym
>YOU KNOW ITS SAD PATROL
>enter gym
>Hello darkness my old friend
I'm not even joking. The idiot in the reseption has the worst gym playlist you can imagine
>>37071527
Can't get these gains without breaking a few eggs Jack
>>37071500
All PR's were broken that day
>>37073226
oh my fuck I truly despise this fucking song
>>37071155
>enter gym
>"it aint me" starts playing
not even kidding
>>37073309
That's what you get for not tipping him
>>37073361
>"It Ain't Me"
>ffs
Fortunate Son...
>>37073304
I fucking wish
>enter gym
>my name is, NO
>>37073783
>he doesn't know the meme
>>37073922
This comic describes what happened after I started doing /fit/. I thought that if I went out and worked out and got cool go out on Fridays friends, everything would be alright. Instead, I realized most people are dumbasses, make up problems for themselves, drink too much, have too much sex with random people, treat each other like shit...
I ended up getting a girlfriend and just hang out with her and a handful of my closest friends. I still play video games and keep to myself.
My only advice is to avoid looking for happiness conferred by others and do what you enjoy.
>enter gym
>FLEX YOUR MUSSSELLLLLSS
>Wlak into gym
>Imma try it out
>Enter the Gym
>"Your squats are like a river"
>"Peaceful and deep"
>"Your swole is like a secret"
>"That I never could keep"
>>37073309
I think someone just did a new cover it of though. That's the only reason
>>37071523
You can't tame the train
>Work out at the Y
>Constant shitty 80s music blaring
>Surrounded by old Jewish men
Can't beat the price though
>>37071155
>Enter Gym
>Home gym master race
>play what I want
>>37072945
I fucking wish dude. Nothing like lifting to Sabbath and Deep Purple.
>>37073302
holy shit i hate that song with a passion
>>37071155
>Enter Home Gym
> SOCCER PRACTICE
>mfw
>Enter gym
> WE PUMPIN WE PUMPIN
>>37071155
>enter gym
>LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK!
>>37076087
this song is dank as fuck
>>37071155
>enter gym
>WHEN I AM WITH YOU
>THERE'S NOWHERE I'D RATHER BE
>>37071155
>enter gym
>DO YOU RECALL, THAT LONG AGO
>enter gymme
>NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO
>ALL RIGHT CROSSING THE LINE
>NO ONE QUIT THE RADIO
>TOKYO IS ON FIRE
>enter gym
>already have my headphones in
>>37076851
>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomato
>Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES
Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao
>>37076870
ahahahahah what a fucking loser I always thought people like that were just gym urban legends
>>37076870
Am I fag for wearing the same shit? I only have 4 workout shirts and 2 pairs of short.
>I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA
>>37076927
as long as you take the clothes home and wash them i have no problem with it. there's a guy at my gym who just leaves his workout clothes in a locker to marinate.
fuck that guy.
>WHEN YOU SEE ME I BE WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
>>37071500
>Enter job
>WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
>>37076870
Now you're actually trolling right? You know what SL 5x5 is, don't you?
>>37076965
nigga...
>>37071478
>SKEETCHI SWIITCHII
>I shake my hair back and forth
I fucking hate my gym
>>37071155
Am I the only one listening to anime music in the gym? Really gets me pumped up.
>>37077150
I listen to zombie noises when I run to get me pumped up. Run at night for that extra kick.
>>37077163
Just got another thing on my list of "Shit I'll never do". Pretty sure I'd freak out after a while and start seeing shit.
>>37071197
but that's the exact opposite of what Donne meant when he said "When the bell tolls, it tolls for thee"
Wiki how you stupid fuck
>>37077150
This is my go to song for squat and DL PRs even the lyrics are lifting related.
>STAND UP BE STRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoMrkPLBuCs
>>37077150
i listen to allahu akbar music. It really gets the rage going to deadlift hard
>>37077218
i won't even call you a pussy, senpai. i found an old iPod in my parents house and decided to save it. Then I read somewhere about this new app that motivates you to run that has a zombie mode, and i thought it would be a great idea to find those free zombie noises people use in school projects and shit, and put it on this empty old iPod. First run I had to turn it off and run in silence after two minutes. It freaked me out.
then i decided to make it even worse.
I created one, big track (about 90mins) with zombie sounds (grunts, footsteps, groans), ambient sounds (car alarm in the distance, birds, wild dogs) and a lot of silence inbetween. Made me feel like i was running through a postapocalyptic city.
>ENTER GYM
>FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE
>>37076870
kek I forgot about the spotted cats part
>enter gym
>HANNAH MONTANA HANNAH MONTANA HANNAH MONTANA
who the fuck picks the music at my gym lmao
>>37077396
>Not "En tid styrd av mörker och krig!"
shit tastes for first pump in a gym, thats more of a middle workout song when you get tired
>>37077607
C'mon senpai, we all know you kick off your squats with Raubtier.
>not lifting to gay orgies on full blast for that maximum pump
It's not homo if you don't jerk off to it.
>>37077636
>Raubtier
Fair enough
>YOU DON'T GOTTA GO TO WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
>>37077150
sometimes I'm in the mood. yesterday while running I listened to the welcome to the nhk intro song on repeat for 30 minutes
>>37075914
No one cares, lad.
> walk into the gym
> I'd like to make myself believe, that planet earth turns slowly
FUUUUUCKING HELL, WHAT KIND OF GYM MUSIC IS THIS
>Enter Gym
>EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY YOU
>>37076965
You're fucking stupid as shit.
>>37077753
This is the perfect situation, what you on about?
>>37077269
Post the file breh.
>>37077753
am I a pleb for unironically liking that song?
>>37073783
Get memed
>enter gym
>WAN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH
>>37077737
I do. It's actually helpful advice, unlike yours. Thanks, anon. >>37075914
>>37077939
No one cares, lad.
>>37077753
I absolutely despise this song and ever since I shaved my head people keep telling me I look like drake.
Fuck Drake
>OH I'M JUST A GIRL
>>37075914
kek
>>37076253
Classic jt, wearing jeans over khakis
>Enter gym
>I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA
>>37071446
ON THE EDGE
>>37077774
Not that guy but Zombies, run! is an app just as he describes
>>37075914
Liked, commented, subscribed, shared.
>>37077269
The ambient sounds you describe are a good idea, can you link us up senpai?
>>37077790
Nah man, I like it too. Who cares what music you enjoy
>walk into gym
>YOU WILL NEVER FUCK AGAIN
>BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What kinda gay gyms y'all go to that play music
>>37078171
welp time to go listen to whitechapel for the first time in like 4 years
>>37071155
>enter gym
>I WANNA WATCH YOU SUCK HIS DICK
>>37071440
well it's literally " b urself xd : The Website " , they need to get a grip on reality
>>37076963
Worworworworwor hanajiminama durdurdurdurdur
>tfw benching
>offer some faggot the chance to work in since it's gonna be a while (8x4, smolov bullshit)
>dude says no and just mutters ''I do way more than that..."
Fucking a, man.
>>37071197
>tfw the gyms music is UKF-tier EDM of various top 40 songs mashed together
>>37076425
Yeah, Disturbed did.
Its a pretty good cover.
>>37071500
>Enter gym
>SUTAN PURAOUD
>>37078942
4chan is 18+.
>>37079039
Now now anon, I know its the norm to bash on most of muh mainstream and/or edgy shit, but that cover really is pretty good
>>37071478
>tfw my gym playlist is at least half anime intros
>Enter gym
>HEAD LIKE A HOLE
>>37078942
Hahahahaha
>>37078942
>>37079107
Wew lad.
>>37071155
>Setting up for dat dem dere 500 lbs deadlift
>Gym radio starts playing November Rain
>mfw
God damn it, that is not a song for the fucking gym. I don't have earbuds because cordless things cost money and wired ones get in the way, so I've taken to just pulling up YouTube on my phone and playing pro wrestlers' themes with the volume on max. Zero fucks given, I have PRs to hit.
>walk into the gym
>"Baby you light up my world like nobody else"
>"The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed"
>"But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell"
>"You don't know"
>"Oh, oh"
>"You don't know you're beautiful"
Based 1D gain
>>37071527
God damn, Jim Cornette got fucking jacked.
>>37071527
Shoopt
>>37079270
Nothing gets past you huh slick? Fuck yourself, faggot.
>>37079230
Now that you mention it, this song plays in my gym ENTIRELY too often.
My gym legit plays Rick roll songs
They ruined my deadlift session
>>37079474
>Walk into gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4
>enter gym
>merzbow starts playing
>walls melt
>>37079496
this is the most horrific thing I have ever seen
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK lkajgeijg iejgalihaerlhaerlk jaroiqjlk DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER
>>37079230
They might be homo, but their songs are pretty nice and catchy
>>37073361
>doing bench press
>Vietnam Vet asks how many sets I left
>"It ain't me" starts playing
>>37071197
>mfw gym plays upbeat Mexican music if there is not a lot of people and older top 40 later
>>37075914
>My only advice is to avoid looking for happiness conferred by others and do what you enjoy.
That's one of the most important things I've learned in life.
>>37076842
thank god
>>37079226
>that guy who blasts music from his phone and harshes everyone else's bus
>walk into college gym
>actually healthy diversity of music
>One day Thong Song by Sisqo is playing followed by Temperature by Sean Paul
>Another day walk in and some random turnt pajeet music is playing
>mfw
>>37079143
>frog
Normies are on to us
>>37077636
LEJONHJÄRTAT SLÅR,
NÄR BJÖRNEN STÅR VID GRINDEN
>enter gym
>GONNA BE THE ONLY ONE DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE
>enter gym
>I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
>Enter gym
>BOOOOOORN IN THE U S A
>enter gym
>SAMINAMINA EEH EEH WAKA WAKA EEH EEH
>>37071527
How do I achieve Senator mode?
>>37073361
Nice /tv/ meme senpai
>>37076942
good song tho
>>37077916
Well memed
>>37084003
Makes me so fucking glad I'm not American. every time.
>>37077243
it's good music though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0p7RMwviUY
>>37084008
Nanomachines, son.
>walk into gym
>CAN'T YOU SEE I'M EASILY BOTHERED BY PERSISTENCE
>>37071527
Played college ball, y'know
>walk into gym
>"WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON"
>>37073302
I hate this song with a passion Christ.
>enter gym
>JIBUN WO
>>37078942
Just listened to it, not bad.
>>37078260
>>37076963
I've heard this song so often that i actually like it now. Fucking earworm, man.
>>37076870
i really cant tell if this is b8
it's like diluted b8, some parts make sense
>enter gym
>Radiohead - Creep
Why do you people have to remind me that rejection all the time?
>>37088260
Wew lad.
>Enter Gym
>Last rep
>"...Sono chi no kioku!"
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-IO-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-IO-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
>>37088928
Is this Phillip Phillips?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoRkntoHkIE
Great song choice, m8.
>>37088957
almost
https://youtu.be/9R8aSKwTEMg
>>37073302
Yup. That song can suck mah nutz.
>>37088928
https://youtu.be/_r0n9Dv6XnY?t=7
>The first thing I remember knowing, was a lonesome whistle blowin
>>37077704
desu i could listen to this song if it had no vocals
>struggling on last rep
>AND I'VE STILL GOT A LOT OF FIGHT LEFT IN MEEEEEEEEEE
>complete rep
based rachel
>>37073302
at least the percussion is ok...
>>37073136
Oh god, I hate that skank and that song.
>>37076870
What's wrong with already being in the gym clothes when you come to the gym?
>>37073136
That song gives me an insta-boner because I masturbated to the music video a few times.
>>37071155
>Enter gym
>MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO
>>37071155
>Enter GYM
>BUT I'M A CREEP
>BUT I'M A WEEIRDO
>WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING HERE
>I DON'T BELONG HERE
>>37071155
>Enter Gym
>BECAUSE I'M HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>enter gym
>DONT LOSE YOUR WAIIIIIIIIIII
>Enter gym
>I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE THE NOOKIE SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE
>>37071500
JOOJOOOOOOO
>>37090429
In the dusty basement where I lift
I'm surprised I move so much
Because I'm squatting now
I gotta hit the depth till it feels right
But I'm all alone
With no one for a spot to help me out
What have I done?
So I take flight
It's almost there
Keep it from crashing to safety bars
I'm done and I'm stronger than before
DON'T LOSE YOUR WHEY
>>37088928
gachiGASM
>>37071155
>enter gym
>till i collapse
>>37078029
OF THE SQUAT RACK
>>37073302
that's the fucking whitest song, it honestly curdles my dickjuice thinking about it.
>>37090429
This anime has honestly changed my life.
I went into it not expecting much, considering that was hyped to shit. Holy fucking shit, was I blown away. I was hooked, like a baby to a tit with creamy foamy milk. I could feel the energy and hype flowing through my body, bringing light to my dull life. I resonated with Ryuko. I could feel her struggle and her desire to surpass her limitations, something that struck me hard. Everything suddenly stopped when I heard the words:
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
and I started trembling. That was me, I feel like I've been "losing my way" these past years. I haven't been able to hold a steady job, my grades were starting to slip, and my parents suspect that I'm gay. It was right then and there that I knew that I had to get my shit together. I can't think of any other anime that has had such a profound effect on me, let alone on the first episode. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a better man. Thank you, Kill la Kill, thank you Trigger.
I won't lose my way.
Report frogposters.
>>37090238
This pic really hits me in the feels. So many useless lives in this world wasting space and resources...and they just keep coming
>>37071155
>enter the gym
>X GON GIV IT 2 YA!!!
>>37077715
Next time, squat to Hittori Bochii
>>37071155
>>Enter Gym
>>I live in a constant state of fear and misery, do you miss me anyone? And i don't even notice when it hurts any more anymore anymore anymore
>>37076842
>enter gym
>speedy speed boy on loop again
>broke all my previous PRs by 5kg
>enter gym
>WHITE POWER!
fuck yeah my kind of gym
>>37073309
Mumford and Sons can fuck off
>enter gym
>WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT
