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WHITNEY THORE COLLAPSES, RUSHED TO HOSPITAL
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HAES Y'all

http://www.people.com/article/whitney-thore-my-big-fat-fabulous-life-exclusive-rushed-hospital

also general fat hate I guess
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who
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>>37069353

I bet when she fell the whole room shaked. Is there a vid?
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Ok I finally give up.

Can someone please just tell me what HAES means?
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>>37069375
Health
At
Every
Size
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>>37069375
healthy at every size

it teaches complacency and a false sense of health and is the way of the future YAY
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>>37069364
There's video in the article, unfortunately it looks like she lived
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POST YFW
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>>37069388
>>37069394
Makes sense.

I got a pretty good idea what the general meaning of it was from context clues but I couldn't come up with what the actual phrase was.
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>>37069417
Should have just googled it, m9
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>>37069430
>just google it
That will start you down a very dark road friendo
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>>37069400
She was working out though then sat down then passed out when she tried to get up. At least she trying to make it
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>>37069353
You'll notice how she was twice the size of everyone there and nobody else needed to be rushed to the hospital. Hell the other fatties weren't even sweating yet... that must have been like 10 minutes in
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>>37069455
She's a firm advocate of haes. This was just a stunt to say "see I'm haes that anyone can dance" and it failed miserably.

Her fucking show is about being fat. She doesn't want to lose weight, she just wanted to show that obesity is just aesthetics, but she's a stupid cunt and so is everyone around her
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>>37069455
She only does that shit for the cameras, maybe once or twice a season she waddles around and they play some inspirational music and she claims she's going to hit the gym more, then she starts bitching about fatshaming. It's been three fucking years and she's still a big fat fuck, she's got all the resources in the world to succeed and she chooses not to. The show's message is destructive and dangerous to impressionable stupid bitches.
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>>37069375
> Should be HAMS
> Healthy at most sizes
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>>37069353
B O D Y Y A
O
D
Y

Y
A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXNeu-H3Tog
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>>37069449
>and a diet coke
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>>37069493
What is that writing supposed to say?

No blobs?
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>>37069491
Fuck this image. What selfish pieces of shit.

>how dare you motivate your severely actually fucked up kid with getting healthy and doing something that seems impossible (for you)

This might be the worst example of this shit I've ever seen. It's fair game to call a coma kid dumb though because the dad is losing weight as long as you're "big"

I'm worked up now. I might start doing cardio again because of this
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>>37069353
Looks staged
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>>37069491

> 'Don't say "I used to be a fat guy", say "I used to be a big guy"'

> for you
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Leave Whitney alone you guys are taking this 2 far
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>>37069543
Maybe, she is a huge (teehee) drama queen. It kind of goes against her show's message though, they're very careful on the show to edit out most of her eating so they can stick with the "it's PCOS" narrative. Having her collapse from wiggling around for 10 minutes might give the fatties the idea that maybe Whitney can't do everything a skinny woman can do.
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>>37069569
>taking this too far
We're not doing shit, we're just watching her and commenting on her daily life. If she doesn't want us to react to her everyday failures she doesn't have to broadcast them on cable television.
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>>37069477

Now it's funny

>>37069493

I don't watch the show but i already hate this mooncow
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>>37069491
massive props to this guy though, that's really fucking cool.
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>>37069506
>http://www.people.com/article/whitney-thore-my-big-fat-fabulous-life-exclusive-rushed-hospital
is this a new internet meme
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>>37069585
I would help that poor sod back on the scooter though, I hope /fit/ is with me on that.
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>>37069375
Hunger
At
Every
Second
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>>37069353
>http://www.people.com/article/whitney-thore-my-big-fat-fabulous-life-exclusive-rushed-hospital

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>37070653
Hungry
At
Every
Second
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>>37070651

RIP spine.
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>>37069493
Oh is that the one with the wig where his hairdresser shows his own as well?
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Shit, roll the poor girl back into the ocean
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Poor fatty, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU !!
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>>37069491
This was heartwarming

Then I read the comments, I have no words to describe my disappointment with humanity.
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>>37070686
just use proper form
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>>37069353

>Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US

Nobody could have seen this coming.
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>>37069353
>that's one hell of a reality check.
makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
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Those poor fucking EMTs. As soon as they saw her they must have been screaming inside with the realization they would be destroying their backs. WHY did they cut them lifting her onto the stretcher?

I'm going into physical therapy (PTA) and one reason I hate fat people is because so many of the people working in this field have hurt their backs because they have to lift fat fuckers over and over and even team lifts can put you at risk.

"I'm not hurting anyone with my size" FUCK YOU YOU SELFISH SHIT
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>>37070651
I'm not going to put that much strain on my body just to help someone who will die in a few months
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>>37069413
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>>37069353
>http://www.people.com/article/whitney-thore-my-big-fat-fabulous-life-exclusive-rushed-hospital

Haaaaaa, that made my day!
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>>37069509
There's another one in the cart...
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>>37069569
>>>/tumblr/
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>>37069477
>and so is everyone around her

Her dad isn't.
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>>37069355
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>>37069413
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>>37069491
>comments have a ton of down votes
A sliver of my faith in humanity has been restored.
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>>37069817
>massive

how dare you
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>>37069491
Fucking dammit. Last time I saw these retards talk about the correct word, it was fat. They didn't want to be overweight or obese or anything else, fat was the inoffensive form.
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Shit like this makes me hate fat people so effin much, luckily they will all die way sooner than the rest of us
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>>37070651
Sorry m8, I only deadlift 3pl8
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>>37069477
You realize TLC seems to only have reality tv shows made for other people to laugh at people? They had those midget shows so we can laugh at midgets and they have fat people shows. The whole channel is made at the expense of the stars of the show.
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>>37073059
They need an /r9k/ show
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>>37072626
>they would be destroying their backs.

Nigger they teach us in school something called 'Body Mechanics'. If an EMT gets hurt by lifting something it's his fault.
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Literally all she has to do is cut calories and go walking and she will lose weight.

But then again, I guess that doesn't generate ratings, nor can she stuff her face.
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>>37073076
They probably will eventually make a show about a basement dweller virgin. TLC is one big troll channel. The channel was originally about health and medical shows...
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>>37069375
heavy at every set
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It wasn't her big curvy shape that almost killed her.
It was just natural exhaustion, just like how marathon runners and skiiers collapse as soon as they get across the finish line. =^)
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>>37069449
Ugh, I had to use a mobility scooter once after getting a staph infection that nearly killed me.

Don't know why anybody would actually want to ride one beyond the novelty of the first time which wears off the second you have to make a 3-point turn. Backed into some displays a couple of times because the controls were dangerously unresponsive. They're fucking humiliating - even knowing that I was physically too weak to walk that far because of an infection, I still felt like a useless piece of shit just by virtue of using one and tried to use it as little as I could.

I just don't understand how a person ends up using one of them for reasons that are their own fault and doesn't instantly realize, "This has really gotten out of hand, I have to fix something."
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>>37073379
>They're fucking humiliating
Do you really think a person who weighs 600 pounds worries about what she looks like on her rascal scooter? If she gave one tenth of a percent of a shit about herself she wouldn't do that to her body to begin with.
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>>37069449
delete humanity desu
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>>37073290
People in the crowd doing the same thing she is doing perfectly fine and not panting or out of breath.
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>>37073142
Serious question: How do you guys even move fatties like that?

I saw some show once about fatties in the UK, and one of the recurring themes in the show was that there was constantly a lack of bariatric ambulances to go around.

Would you have to wait for one to become available, or is it something like if the expected wait time is > N minutes you can hire a light truck or something to transport them?
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>>37069353
>http://www.people.com/article/whitney-thore-my-big-fat-fabulous-life-exclusive-rushed-hospital
Good, I hope that thing dies.
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>>37069504
>>>37069375
>> Should be HAMS
>> Healthy at most sizes
Healthy At Monstrous Sizes
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>>37070627
Oh THAT is a fupa.
That's quite the fupa...
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>>37074412
WTF ZOIDBERG!
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>>37072129
>just use proper forklift
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>>37070686
It's just a 4pl8 diddly.
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>>37069493
I think the shows message is not just one. You have the message of Whitney with haes but then again the show is pointing out how awful and unhealthy being fat is, no matter.what your excuse is. Plus its hilarious to see her parents give her shit.
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>>37069455
>at least she's trying
If you've ever seen the show its obvious she isn't. She stuffs her face full of pizza every day and eats banana+mayonnaise sandwhiches. She's a walking fat stereotype
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>>37074412
>>37074565
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>>37069569
It hasn't gone far enough. I'd love for Whitney to get her shit together and live healthy ever after, but she's full of bullshit excuses and denial. She does this 100% to herself. And if she wants to make money off of stuffing her face on television and leading a bad example, than she can deal with the consequences of the public eye.
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>>37074565
I DIED @ ZOIDBERG
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>>37074813

>banana and mayonnaise sandwiches

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth
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>>37070651
Nope, they need the exercise. It'd probably be the most exercise they've had in years.
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>>37069353
Amerikeks are a fucking digrace. Even in the liberal cuck country that is germany fat people are shamed constantly. I saw some fat swine binge down some chocolate the other day and she noticed pretty quick how embarrasing the whole situation was, considering that she was like 6'2 and 215lbs at least
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>>37074909
You should see the video. Her dad gives her shit for it too. She tries to.claim its a "southern delicacy"
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Would you fuck Whitney for 1k?
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Exhaustion happens to everyone. This really has nothing to do with her weight. Exhaustion happens to fit people all the time.
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>>37074995
yes
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>>37074995
I'd do it for free
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>>37075030

but imagine what somebody who eats banana and mayonnaise sandwiches smells like...
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>>37074995
what counts as fucking? do i just have to put my dick in her fupa?
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>>37075067
I am really thirsty senpai, sometimes I wander around thinking about fucking pretty much any woman/girl in my vicinity, basically ripping off their clothes and raping them on the spot.
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>>37075085

that sounds like some kind of OCD thing
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>>37073142
I used to work EMS as paramedic. Fuck proper lifting technics with morbidly obese patients like her, it still wrecks your back after 5+ years. It takes multiple personnel to lift them onto a stretcher and some departments don't have the battery powered Strykers that help lift itself into the back of the box. Most of the time the engine (fire truck) was dispatched out was for "lift assists", which is literally when a 300+lb lard ape calls 911 because they fell and can't get up. I've shown up to a call where a fatty like this couldn't reach the phone to call 911 after falling so a neighbor called a week later after not seeing her riding around on her hoverround lately. The sight and smell of that decaying fat bastard is something I'll never forget.
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>>37075205

so...he laid on the floor in his own excrement for a week?
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>>37075205

or was he dead when you found him?
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>>37075229
Yes. And died. His miserable existence came to an end whilst covered in fecal matter. We're pretty sure the cause of death was a pulmonary embolism caused from him exerting himself too much while trying to get back up.
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>>37075243
This particular fatty was DOA. We could smell him from the front yard.
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>>37075283
>>37075258
Lel Glad to hear it.
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>>37069577
Fair point. Maybe the ratings slipped. I honestly won't give this show the time of day so I don't know if it's popular or not
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>>37069353
>i start getting really out of breath
>and my muscles... just holding my arms up is taxing!

BAHAHAHAHAHHA YES, THAT'S CALLED EXERCISE YOU FUCKING JABBA
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>>37072626

Firefighter/Paramedic.

I live by the motto "everyone has one last walk in them". Only in very rare circumstances will I go out of my way to haul someone off. Last I checked I didn't make you morbidly obese and I can only function to what is a reasonable level. Anyone 200lbs and bellow can be handled by my partner and myself. Anyone 100lbs and bellow can be handled by just one of us. You are over that limit? You are waiting for more resources.

Truth is though, 99% of folks can still walk to the gurney on their own steam, and if they can't and are unconscious and unresponsive I will be busy starting lines, securing an airway, administering medications, that other resources can be dispatched and arrive before we are ready to move.
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>>37075552
uhh below not bellow. Fucking auto-fill/correct.
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>>37069585
mirin those 36" arms
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>>37075552
Fellow fire rescue. Can confirm this. We're I this profession for 25+ years. I'm not risking my back for your big fatass. I'll do my job to sustain life, but I'll wait for extra resources before I attempt to move you
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>>37072626
what would happen if a 700lb person fell on you? probably crush your ribs right? and kill you from asphyxiation. These people are dangerous. If i ever see one I'm gonna have to remain at least 6' away from them.
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>>37075205
>>37075552

You people are fucking pathetic. Maybe if you actually did some weight training you'd be able to lift 300 lbs without throwing your back out.

When my dad hired on as a firefighter back in the 80s, part of the physical fitness test was getting a 200 lbs dummy into a fireman's carry and carrying it 50 yards. Now, thanks to feminism, it's apparently a 150 lbs dummy and you can just drag it.

So, you all are unlifting pussies. Needing a partner to carry a 200 lbs individual is an embarrassment.
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>>37076003
depending on how the flab is distributed I'm sure a fit person could weasel out of the fat before suffocation. Move one flap, and pull another until fresh air mode is achieve.
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>>37076034
>Health and Safety is for pussies.
I hope you like your bad back and shitty working conditions
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>>37076034

You people are fucking pathetic. Maybe if you did some breathing exercises you'd be able to breath in carcinogens without getting lung cancer.

When my dad hired on as a fire proofer back in the 80's, part of the job was to be able to spray asbestos, without an air filter, along the joist 50 yards. Now thanks to feminism its apparently harmless fiberglass thats sprayed and you can just wear an air filter.

So, you all are baby lunged pussies. Needing a gas mask to breath asbestos is an embarrassment.
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>>37074909
She should start doing the same
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>>37076034
And back in the 80's they actually thought you could safely lift a person with the right technique. Now (and actually only pretty recently) they bothered to examine it further and found that surprisingly enough deadlifting techniques don't apply to a person you can't hold directly under your center of gravity. Glad to hear your dad got lucky, but nobody should be risking self-injury trying to muscle up somebody on their own. Maybe in the old fireman's carry, but you can't do that with a lot injured people for their own safety. I know it took a long time for people to realize, and some people haven't gotten the news yet, but if you're going to spout off willfully wrong positions please take your Trump supporting, ignorant, belligerent ass off the internet. This board is full enough of people vehemently defending broscience. We don't need oldscience too.
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>>37076240
It's not safe to move the fatties, for them or for us.
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>>37069364
I hope the shooting is made in california. The buildings are eartquake-proof
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>>37076240

>Now (and actually only pretty recently) they bothered to examine it further and found that surprisingly enough deadlifting techniques don't apply to a person you can't hold directly under your center of gravity.

Somehow competitive strongmen manage to lift Atlas Stones (which cannot be easily held over your center of gravity, easily gripped in the hand, and require your lower back to be rounded when lifting it off the ground) without herniating a disc. Now, I'm not expecting every firefighter to be able to get a 400 lbs rock off the ground by himself, but you are just an untrained, unlifting pussy, like everyone else in these fat hate threads.

200 lbs is not that heavy. Regular, healthy people will weigh that much. If you want to be a firefighter, you need to be able to goddamn lift that much in the form of a human body.

>Glad to hear your dad got lucky, but nobody should be risking self-injury trying to muscle up somebody on their own.

Except that it's part of the job your dumb ass gleefully volunteered to do.

Now, if there's not a great sense of urgency (someone has collapsed but is conscious and breathing or such), no harm in getting assistance before trying to hoist the person into the ambulance. If you have to carry a 200 lbs person out of a burning building (a very rare occurrence, I understand), and you physically can't do it, you are a shit firefighter and should be canned.

>Maybe in the old fireman's carry, but you can't do that with a lot injured people for their own safety.

Obviously if the person is dealing with a possible neck injury or something and aren't in a burning structure, a fireman's carry would be an unnecessarily dangerous waste of effort. In situations like that, you can take your time to get the person on a stretcher or gurney, and then have two people lift him. And if two people can't lift 600 lbs, at least one of them has no business being employed in a job that might require it.
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>>37069449
Considerate of her to supply a target. Now, where did I put my harpoon...
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>>37069353
Don't worry, I'm sure in her next blog post she'll give us her self-diagnosis and it'll be nothing to do with her size.
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>>37076034
>So, you all are unlifting pussies.
The point was that a 200 lb load will kill your back. I guess your dad never cared about your health but no paramedic or firefighter should have to sacrifice their health to save a landwhale.
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>>37069413
stole your pepe
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>>37075552
>>37075817

Part of the reason for getting /fit/ was thanks to a firefighter.

>worst storm we'd had in years
>3-4 feet of snow, 140km/h winds
>walking home from work, see snow drifts literally 10+ feet high on one side of the road
>turn corner to my street
>snow gradually gets up to my waist
>eventually get onto my street, snow is still waist deep
>not a manlet (6' tall)
>wind completely in my face
>can't see, can't breath
>ice is clinging to my eye lashes
>shout for help
>one neighbor luckily having a smoke, is volunteer firefighter
>drags me to his house

If not for him I'd probably have died a block from my house. Nothing but respect for y'all.
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i post this gif in every fat hate thread
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>>37076633

You're an idiot.
I'm glad there's better protocolls in place to protect the firemen who've signed up today. They deserve better than what your dad got.
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>>37076731
I dunno. I kind of admire his ingenuity.
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>>37077115
So is he eating dumplings that he was to lazy to wrap or what?
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>>37072719
Wait, is she the beast from that meme where she was arguing with her dad about scales?
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>>37076731
That's just efficiency.
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>>37076633
You sound nervous and unnecessarily bashful.
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>>37076633
>>37076034

Firefighter/Paramedic here again...

Thing is, I started this at 18 and hope to be doing this until at least 55 as a career 1/3 (ABC) schedule employee with my current department that runs 20-30 calls in a 24 hour shift.

Just because I can, I won't risk my back in my 30s, for one call that in the big picture is meaningless when you compare it to my whole career.

Its your emergency, not mine. I am called upon to mitigate and protect life and property, but first and foremost my life and my property as the millions of dollars that have gotten me to where I am in terms of training, education, years on the job would be a waste if I threw my back out for no good reason.

I see it all the time. Decades of experience, lost... families destroyed as breadwinners are put on disability. All because of a different mindset.

The Fire/EMS service is not like the movies. Working on the ALS unit I will be responsible for moving an individual maybe 10 times a shift. That adds up over time. We arn't talking about big hoorahs where we are running out of burning buildings. Those are once in a career if that.

Also just to reiterate, yes we still have physical standards and still are much healthier and stronger than the general population. From carrying fallen firefighter (simulations which can weigh 200-300lbs when you have an SCBA and full bunks and tools on) to the standard 175lb dummies we drill on carries and drags and lifts.
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>>37076731
Based fatman, On the day of the treadmill he gets a pass
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>>37072689
I never noticed that before, all the times I've seen that image. That makes it even funnier
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>>37069353
A fucking publicity stunt...gtfo you haes shill. The article is even redacted to promote this landwhale show "stay tuned to see how in the next season this beast accept her health problems and tries to change her life around"
Stop making stupid people famous
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>>37077457
Yeah I was taking an EMD course and met an ex EMT who injured his knee and can no longer work as a paramedic. You don't want to hurt yourself. In your primary scene survey you check for hazards to yourself. lifting fatties counts IMO.
sidenote I was listening to a dispatch where a man fell in a bathtub due to a cardiac event and they couldn't turn him over or get him out in time perform CPR because of his weight. If you get this fat you're taking your life in your own hands.
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Faces looking at her...
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>>37077591
>Season 3
It is great enough sin that this show were ever made at all, but three seasons?
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Shit lads, remember to do your cardio man.

What's goat tier cardio? I suck at running and weighing 120kg (194 tall) it's kind of bad for my knees.

Obviously I will have to cut soon enough, but what do I do as low impact cardio in the meantime?
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>>37077627
>>37077627
rowing and/or swimming
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>>37072626
My dad is an EMT and he says whenever they saw someone that fat they used to call the fire brigade because they send more dudes.
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>>37069353
Holy shit I could feel the shock waves from here.
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>>37073379
I worked at Target for a Summer (cart attendant mustard race), and it was always kinda fun to ride the scooters back to the charging station at the end of the day.

Can't imagine going at that pace while shopping/in a rush though. Probably would take 2-3 times as long to shop, especially if I went back and forth through an aisle like I usually do.
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>>37074954
Settle down now Achmed. It's mainly the South's fault. And Latinos/Blacks.
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>>37077627
Swim or bike
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>>37069353
Paramedic here.

I get tiny pieces of joy whenever I have to run a call on a piece of shit like this by subtly reminding them how fat they are. It's the only way I've found to stay sane.

I feel it should go without saying, but all of the following examples happen on patients who are completely stable and are in no real danger. I don't fuck around when the patient is in real trouble and actually needs our help.

Example: Instead of telling my EMT to get a line (start an IV), I tell them to "try their best" to get a line. All of my partners have figured this out and they're all in on it now as well. ("Her veins are way in there, you may feel a pinch ma'am").

Or when I call for extra resources I mention that I need a lift assist on a _____lb patient. I always add 50 lbs to what I think and I make sure that the patient hears me. I don't have to mention her weight but it's justifiably pertinent information and it makes me and my crew happy.

Or when their vitals are abnormal (they always are, news flash: if you're 600lbs, you're gonna have high blood pressure), I make sure to ask the patient if those are normal for them and mention to my partner that it's outside of the healthy range. I don't really give a rat's ass whether it's "normal for them" but it's just another way I can get my sick kicks.

I figure it's the least I can do for the inevitable back injury that we'll all face.
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>>37078481

Kudos. If anything you're reminding these people that not only they fucking themselves but they might also be fucking someone else over with this nonsense.
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>>37074858
>dat filename
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>>37072725

>A name like Whitney Whey Thor is wasted on a fat person
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>>37072626
Even in construction related fields they limit solo lifts to ~20kg in a profession where half of the time it's just carrying heavy shit around. Then again construction workers are very likely to be idiots and still injure themselves.
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>>37069491
ignoring the comments below, this gave me tears in my eyes

you can do it brainbro and fatbro
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>comments:
>"B...B...BUT MUH PCOS!!!"
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/04/130408123454.htm

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12080440
> Approximately 50% of PCOS women are overweight or obese
Only 50%.
>insulin possesses true gonadotrophic function and an increased insulin availability at the level of ovarian tissue may favour excess androgen synthesis. Obesity, particularly the abdominal phenotype, may be partly responsible for insulin resistance and associated hyperinsulinemia in women with PCOS
>Body weight loss is associated with beneficial effects on hormones, metabolism and clinical features.
Translated: PCOS is a shitty excuse. They overeat, which causes the issues associated with PCOS. In addition, if they lost the weight, their hormonal levels easily stabilize and cause minimal interference.

Fatties BTFO.
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>>37075085
Seek medical help
Or call TLC and they'll give you a backwards show too
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>>37077138
Peking duck, you're supposed to make them at the table while you eat
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>>37069353
HAHAHAHAHAHA
STRAIGHT OUTTA BREATH
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>>37069353

SHIT NIGGA.... that is a manual cot. There are no hydraulic. Those poor dudes had to actually lift her. Hope they 4 pointed it.
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>>37077457

>We arn't talking about big hoorahs where we are running out of burning buildings. Those are once in a career if that.

Yes, obviously, with the general progress made in fire prevention and escape. However, they DO still happen and since we are forced to pay your ass to actually HELP in those situations you had better be fucking willing and ABLE to help.
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>>37079091

Once again, without any provocation you construe that I cannot or will not in a once in a career situation risk injury to myself if there is a viable rescue.

Risk/Benefit assessment on the spot.

Pro-tip we also train for these situations even though they are high risk, low frequency. Want to know what a god send is for a fatty in a fire? Wall to wall carpet. Roll them off the bed. Cut the carpet around them and drag their ass out. There is a whole fucking class put on by a truckie from FDNY (who has done it 3 times) on just that method.

fact is though, this is rare and not likely. So don't pick apart the posts that are obviously talking about the monday-friday 9-5 day in day out normal job situations. It was so plainly obvious until you had to go autistic about how "weak" we must be for not wanting to lift 200lb bodies daily.

Also, if you have never actually lifted a human being, conscious and especially unconscious, just know that 200lbs of dead human weight is 10x (subjective) harder to move than a 200lb steel weight, or 200lbs of resistance on gym equipment.
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>>37070680
keked
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>>37069491

Mad respect to the father and son desu
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>>37070680

Perfect.
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>>37079185

Support for the EMT bro here.

You do a damn hard job and don't need to be burdened by stupid fucks like the guy you're arguing with to make it even harder.
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>>37078481
Fucking savage. Keep it up!
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>>37077383
Yes.
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>>37069353

FUCK LIVE GOD DAMN IT. IF YOU DIE I WON'T GET ANOTHER SEASON OF BASED GLENN


REEEEEEEE
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>>37078701
I've watched this countless times and just noticed the tooth flying out

Kek
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>>37070651
I wouldn't even drive my car over for him to use as support because I'd fear him breaking my bumper off or something.
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>>37073379
After I broke my back in a car accident I almost thought about using those at walmart, but said fuck all that and just walked my weak ass around while wearing a back brace. I looked at all the fat fucks using them with the outmost disdain and I think most of them noticed
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>>37078481
What you think is being an asshole from getting your kix is actually in an ironic tough love way of 'waking' them up to the fact that they might die if they want to continue to shatter scales.
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>>37077602

i didn't even give her cardiovascular system 3 years. go figure.
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>>37079807
Those are his glasses, not his tooth.
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>>37072626
sauce for this gif?
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>>37069548
Holy shit, underrated post of the year
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>>37073379

>I just don't understand how a person ends up using one of them for reasons that are their own fault and doesn't instantly realize, "This has really gotten out of hand, I have to fix something."

You haven't reached the level of fatness that transcends shame

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters
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>>37073379
>lengthy cool story
>ugh
just leave
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>>37069491
wow, even reddit has the decency to downvote those comments

I'm so used to their nu-male beta PC bullshit kek
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>>37078701
seeing that fat cuck getting punched out feels so good

this why I lift, to turn the tides when islam tries to infect and destroy my country
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>>37073142

You sound like you haven't even finished your 5 week Basic course. Don't worry, you will find out some day.
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>>37069353

Did we ever find out if Britney is one of the .01% if people that really does have a condishun? I know she claimed to, but was that bull shit?
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>>37075799
holy fucking kek
also, check'd.
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>>37078701
STONE
COLD
BADASS

Look at how he doesn't give a single fuck. Not one
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>>37069491
Never saw that image. Gave me tears.
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>>37079805
>your daughter is a parasite
>refuses to look after her health because some site told her clotted arteries, risk of diabetes, muscle atrophy and bone stress injuries have nothing to do with her health
>your bloodline dies with ther
>there's a considerable chance you will outlive her

This guy's life must be suffering
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>>37080383
As much as reddit and 4chan try to pretend they're extremely different, they're pretty similar. Reddit's just a bit tamer and the sfw boards are actually sfw.
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>>37069375
why not call it HAMS

Health At My Size
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>>37080627
He probably gave up on her a long time ago and is just enjoying having a second income from her lazy ass having a tv show.
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>>37080180
probably a half bottle ranch or barbeque
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>>37080675
if you seriously think that 4chan is the same as reddit, you need to stop being so delsuional. Reddit is PC culture incarnate, they literally have a downvoting system to stop free speech, and a lack of anonymity so they can shame people into saying what they like.

mainstream reddit is cancer and cucks like you won't convince us otherwise
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>>37080401
This is why I lift. To steal all the white women in the name of Islam.
I'd like to thank Obama for making this possible. I can't wait to ban pork, products, alcohol, fun, and the american dream once we're able to get Sharia Courts legitimized by the state. Alhamdulillah.
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>>37080627
>This guy's life must be suffering
Watch this fragment.
http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-big-fat-fabulous-life/videos/whitney-babs-glenn/

He is dead inside because his daughter killing herself.
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>>37080790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4
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>>37078701
is there an original link for this, awesome
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>>37080863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmBfxyMGfuE

Naw man, gotta get some of that really dank underground stuff
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>>37080780
Reddit has a broad range of stuff, although admittedly I don't browse the default pages, which do suck.

I mainly use it to read about Linux, MMA, local news, and Dwarf Fortress when I'm bored at work.

>us

Most people who I've met in real life who browse 4chan also browse reddit, although there's the occasional disdain from one or the other. I've been on 4chan for a decade and on reddit for five years. It's the same thing.
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>>37079805
>been literally protein sparing modified fasting like a fucking monk since February 25th
>lost 45 pounds
>go to the gym every monday wednesday and friday for 40 mins and hardcore weight train
>weight loss is slowing to a crawl and dont know if Im even losing fat anymore because Im building muscle and the scale keeps saying 225
>been like this for a week
>want to look good so fucking bad because want girls to want me because want to fuck
>there are people who stuff their fucking faces day in and day out and say not to fat shame them
>then there is this thread and this pic

rrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37069353
Is she dead? We can heat a lot of houses with her cremation.
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>>37080996
Fucking kek no one wants to fuck you no matter how hard ypu lift and starve

There are fucking fatties out there getting choice pussy
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>>37076731
Damn i never thought of that
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>>37078481
Based med bro

I hope you respond to the call if i get shot by niggers on duty
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>>37080977
well obviously you don't think it's cancer because you use for all the interesting niche subreddits.

If you actually looked at the cancer on main reddit and imgur daily then you wouldn't feel so obliged to pretend that 4chan is similiar.

Just because 4chan got immensely popular back in 2011, doesn't mean that it's core structure is the same. Except for /fit/ and /tv/ of course, they're the most reddit boards of all.
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>>37069585

Hey I recognise that piece of lard. He's a Finnish fat activist/ welfare queen who made a huge ruckus about the guberment not buying him a bigger mobility scooter bc he got too fat for his old one. Full on "halp halp, I'm being oppressed for my perfectly healthy weight, plox gib money nao". Fuck I hate fat people.
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>>37076120
>>37076633
Go fuck your fat pad fatty, nobody should have to blow out their back trying to pick you up.
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>>37077602
>Firefly got one season
>Whitney Fatfuck got 3
lol life is funny sometimes.
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>>37081057
They struggle to find a way to safely cremate morbidly obese people, actually. The fat is too much for regular ovens to handle and they break.
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>>37069491
Both of these guys are fucking champions. Look at those wood blocks holding brainbro's feet in place. Imagine having the guts to let go of your cane or support and stand on those legs.
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>>37081328
>tubby here breaks 700 while I struggle to get above 180
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>>37081632
>guy who screencapped this had a 80% match with her
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>>37081632
Just for the record, the foreignball player she mentions has pic related for a girlfriend. As you can see, someone like him would date someone like her in the real literal actual world.
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>>37069353
"""""""""""rushed"""""""""""
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>>37080996

bet it's the cortisol, man

way too high-strung, dude. you're gluing the fat to your body with stress

fatties out there are gettin laid. it could be even easier for you than it is for them. no amount of muscles will matter without game
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>>37069353
>implying that she has bad health
>implying obesity is linked to exhaustion

She's is perfect health. Anyone could have collapsed from exhaustion from doing a kind of marathon. Countless thin people collapse during strenuous sporting competitions every year but if one fat person does, it's somehow connected to her weight exclusively. This is hate speech. It's body shaming and it must stop.

You know why she collapsed? She faked it to promote her new season. You guys are so dumb that you fell for it. Her health is fine. But her desire for ratings is sick. That's the only problem here. Otherwise, she is an exceptional role model for today's heavier youth.
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>>37069353
Yesssssss Big Sassy AND HOPEFULLY FUCKING DEAD. MUH I HAVE A GLANDULER DISORDER. BITCH I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIED. YOU AND ALL THOSE FUCKING FAT MODELS WHO PROMOTE A HORRIBLE LIFESTYLE YEAH O HAD TO CUT OFF A FEW TOES BECAUSE MUH DIABETUIES BUT WHATEVER. IM SASSY. FUCKING HORRIBLE. HAD TO SIT BEHIND A FATASS PROBABLY NO MORE THAN 6-7 YEARS OLD AT THE MOVIES EARLIER. HE WAS WINDED FROM JUST WALKING UP THE STAIRS AND COULD BARLEY BREATH BUT YEAH ITS HEALTHY IM SURE. BTW IM A FATASS TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT SO IM NOT HATING FOR NO REASON YOU FUCKS.
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>>37069375
Huge
And
Even
Smelly
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>>37081644
Yeah, but he's eating junk food, which is easy. You're probably at least trying to put an effort into eating mostly healthy, right?
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>>37080790
Takbir brother. Soon we will over run the white devil by impregnating their women with our superior seed.
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>>37080816
Couldn't do it. I could feel it slowly eating away at my hope for humanity.
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>>37076633
Holy fuck are you stupid.

Lol at two people needing to lift 600 pounds to be a fire fighter. You realize there's a stark difference between lifting a stiff weight on a barbell and trying to pick up the same weight on a ragdoll of a human don't you you gluttenous slob?
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>>37082037

I figured if two people were lifting someone, it would be on a stretcher/gurney. Which has handles.

Of course, you retards couldn't even load Mike Modano into an ambulance, so what the fuck would you know.
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>>37078701

>SJW cuck forgets he's not on the internet.webm
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>>37082064
A stretcher out of a burning building when you're a firefighter?
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>>37081328
Fucking your own fatpad......... Wtf is this shit..
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>>37069577
>PCOS
What is that?
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>>37069569
She's taking it too fat!
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>>37081326
Gorram son, you got some soysauce for this?
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>>37082185

People crying over spilt (milk)
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The funny thing is when you check the video and see the comments below. They're all like "she can't lose weight, she has PCOS, it's a serious condition.... blablabla".

PCOS is a serious condition that causes all kinds of shit for women. It's the result of hormonal imbalances. But now for the fun part: ITS MOSTLY CAUSED BY A POOR DIET!

So all the SJW's defending her because of her PCOS: She did it to herself and she can fix it yourself.

It's also funny, someone in the comment section of the video claims this girl worked out for 15 hours a week eating 1200 kcal a day to lose weight.

Yeah, I don't know, see pic related.
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>>37077627

Use the elliptical. It takes almost all of the weight off your knees. I regularly do 10k on it now, even though I'm bad at running.
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>>37077627
I like to rollerblade.

There's a 25mi trail a few minutes' drive from my house. I go once or twice a week for an hourlong session. It's pretty liberating! Far less stressful than biking. Far less painful than running. Yet it still keeps my heartrate up while also allowing for a neato wind-factor!
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>>37078481
Based.
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>>37073379
If I ever go on vacation to americaland that will be the first thing I try out.
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>>37077627
Swim.
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>>37082280

http://murobbs.muropaketti.com/threads/hus-vei-270-kiloisen-apuvaelineet.1006240/

It's all in finnish but tl:dr the government denied a new mobi scooter for this lardface cos they don't have ones that can carry someone over 250kg and would have to order one from abroad, too costly.
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>>37081359
NO. I have seen countless awful things on this website, but I am NOT opening that thumbnail ever again
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>>37080383
>deadly Brussels attack
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>>37072742

Having your photo taken knowing they'll put a title like that next to it and use it as a stock photo

Now, THIS is body acceptance.
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>>37082185
>>37082185
Poly-cystic ovary syndrome - a medical condition characterised by infertility, multiple ovarian cysts, male pattern body hair and heavily linked to being overweight. Most cases go away if women lose weight, but some can remain
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>>37083817
do you get pcos from being fat or can pcos cause you to gain weight?
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>>37080627
He spared the rod, well, the child is now rotten.
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>>37073209

It's sad. Junkyard wars used to be on TLC. Now it's all fat people.
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>>37075258
What do you do with such a huge corpses? Can you saw them to pieces, or do you have to move a whole body?
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>>37078729
Did you get your teacher fired?
>>
Literally who the fuck?
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>>37075205

You can't lift a 350 lbs person with proper form. You can lift a 350 lbs bar but human body fucks that shit up
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>>37076034

Do you not fucking realize how heavy she is? Deadlifting 450 lbs is probably easier than lifting her using 2 people
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>37081833
It's too late in the thread for b8. No (You) for you.
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>>37070680
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>>37084050
You get it from the hormonal imbalance that comes with being fat. In other words all the stupid hamplanets saying my pcos is the reason I can't lose weight are just as retarded as the ones blaming muh genetics or muh diabetes.
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>>37069353
anyone else watch the vid and kek at the ninja turtle that rushed to the scene
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>>37073142
>what is dead hang weight of a fat piece of shit v. lifting a solid bar with no random torques
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>>37084915

Yeah. Lifting someone who isn't useless isn't bad - they tense up, and it's like a deadlift. But if they're limp, it's like lifting loose bags of sand. Every time you have a decent lift, weight shifts in random directions and fucks it all up.
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>>37085811
Especially on fat people. Fat tends to wobble and jiggle a lot like water, and a good portion of them aren't strong enough to tense up or even help out in the slightest.
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>>37069353
She was so healthy that her body collapsed in order to enter a state of hibernation. This will allow her to live longer than the average human thereby ascending to a new level.
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>>37077457
I really don't think people who don't have physical jobs understand how much effort people go through just to not fuck themselves up later. Which makes fat fucks on disability all the more infuriating.
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>>37077627

I cycle and walk. Knee problems also, despite not being anywhere near fat. I can't run because I get crippling pain. Cycling? Easily go 20 miles. Best feeling in the world. We also have YowaPeda, while swimfags have Free!. Swimming is literally for faggots.
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>>37080996
congrats on your weight loss my dude, keep it up. Add some cardio
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>>37076003
That one fatass killed her nephew when she fell on him.
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>>370872626
Careful anon, they can roll at high speeds
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