https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2nC2EUcwec
>>37040636
how much of a fucking loser have you got to be to watch that fucking shit
fucking kill yourself
>>37040740
seriously, i dont even think elliot rodger would stoop low enough to watch this shit
>2 replies
>1 IP
Perhaps it is you who should kill himself, OP.
I listen to his
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
>not listening to god ross instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlucWfTUo1A
rip in piece ma nigga
>not listening to male ASMR
>wasting all your test on simulated love
say goodbye to your gains
One of the bigger ASMR chicks lived with a friend of mine at one point. Bitch was 100% mental, and cheated on him several times, including with me (I immediately told him and took my ass whoopin' with no complaints.)
I can't believe this is how low I have sunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5DmJ4tZDBQ
>>37042781
just name her you faggot.
i bet it was that bitch jellybean.
>>37040636
asmr is one of those most bizzare fucking autistic assburger fucking shit that came out of the internet
>wanting fake gf
>not listening to real asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq1S1fTh7A4
literally pleddit-tier
>>37040636
I'm not sure what you mean by "use" ASMR. You're either a responder or you're not, and if you are it's just fun/relaxing. I respond very weakly, but I can see how strong responders could get really into it.
What I don't get is why so many hot chicks are so enthusiastic about making ASMR videos. Is it the YouTube ad money?
>>37042870
All for the cash
>>37040740
first post happens to be the best post
This will be someones fetish, with headphones this will make you tingle and twitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TFHYxcpT4A
>>37042930
>ASMR
>fetish
Problem is, I can't do both. ASMR is relaxing, sexual arousal is the opposite of relaxing.
>>37042937
skip to 11 minutes and jerk off to it, then tell me its not a fetish. it will be relaxing when you cum and eat it for protein gains
>>37042944
>refractory period ASMR
huh, never thought of that
>>37042856
I don't know what the fuck is going on, but it's like sex in my ears.
>>37040636
> not listening to port star cherry crush's asmr
> not looking deep into those eyes of hers while she relaxes you to sleep
seriously though i have insomnia and it takes half the time to fall asleep when i listen to asmr.
>>37042622
BREH
goddmanit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53F7zUYKHfk
>>37042801
Not jellybean, but has almost the same number of subscribers with four times as many videos.
>>37042930
holy fuck my sides are actually twitching whats going on.
>>37043024
Lilium?
you realize I now have to purge this from my Youtube history right?
>>37043024
just name her or go fuck yourself faglord
>>37043050
i bet its Lilium, her eyes just look bipolar as fuck
>>37042930
WHAT
THE
FUCK?
>>37042965
>>37043029
>>37043113
wait till you guys try the japanese blowjob asmr.
i don't understand it but fuck i've even fapped to it before. literaly gagging on dick/sloppy blowjob sounds but asmr. it's pretty gnarly.
>>37043154
>japanese blowjob asmr
link pls
>>37043050
>>37043069
>>37043099
Since this seems pretty important to you guys, I'll just go ahead and tell you it was softlygaloshes. Can't greentext any stories since I'm at work, but trust me when I say that chick was nuttier than Skippy. Best blowjob I've ever had, though.
>>37043259
dude i was gonna guess her before jellybean but i actually reconsidered and thought she might be cool.
well damn
>>37043257
google japanese asmr and go to the subreddit. enjoy your sensual faps
>>37043259
>softlygaloshes
Damn wouldn't have guessed.
Fairy Char ASMR is my girl
I love her so much
>>37043297
>>37043333
Yeah, she actually got a handle on her shit once the JewTube money started coming in and she started taking her medication. But oh boy, before that happened, it was a nightmare.
Haven't talked to her in a long time. She blocked me on all social media because she's convinced I'm a rapist.
>>37040636
>tfw no more SoftsoulsoothingAMSR
>tfw no more Peacefulwhisper
>tfw no more Marsha
>tfw no more Violet's Voice
>tfw no more WhiteRabbitASMR
at least CuteBunny 992is still here...
>>37043372
VeniVidiVulpes is the one I'm missing the most. I think she goes down as the GOAT for me.
Violet's Voice was another of my favorites, though.
>>37040636
I'm probably weird but one thing that works for me really well is people showing me how to do things that are simple. Like really simple. Don't get me wrong, a few of the vids online for ASMR do something for me, but not often.
This and the other ones with this guy showing car cleaning tips are my go to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHw_3l6XQtA
Also, for some reason ASMR vids are dominated by girls. I rarely have mine triggered by girls irl.
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/cnGJvRt.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>pls come back
>>37043259
Damn. I've been listening to her for years.
I guess it only makes her hotter
>>37043398
the fuck happened to her?
some people say she died
I'd say my favorite asmr guy is Ephemeral Rift. He makes Asmr interesting because he actually adds stories and shit to it.
>>37042622
never forget
>>37043259
I've actually watched her since her first videos. I knew she was a bit wack though just from intuition
Fucking disgusting
How you can faggots listen to weaboos talk to you for 30 minutes or some gross cunt chewing food in your ears or some chink licking a microphone?
The only tingle I got is the cringe from thinking about you losers enjoying this
>>37042647
>not cycling JellybeanASMR and MassageASMR for maximum test and comfy gains
>>37042823
Never gonna make it
>>37043518
Ephemeral Rift is great, he's one of the few ASMRers that I actually watch without trying to sleep, sitting there and actively watching the video is really nice. Same with Nature Flight (though I'll probably get hate for that)
>>37043571
https://youtu.be/jbAy9MwBR-I
Try not listening to stuff you don't like then, faggot
>>37043398
okay vain as fuck but her teeth were all I could think about in most of VVVs videos
Even still she was good not great, idk why everyone rides her dick. I'm not a huge Maria fan either tho so
>>37042930
This is my fetish, thanks friend
>>37042930
I don't like this but it makes me feel really weird, i have a boner too...
>>37043598
That vid is great thanks.
I'm glad there's amsr's that aren't women whispering cause that shit doesn't work with me. This guy's vid reminds me of when I would get it everytime during lice checks in elementary school.
that is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LhUhQzpdp4&ab_channel=cherrycrushASMR
>>37042987
> not looking deep into those eyes of hers while she relaxes you to sleep
kek yeah, after I fap on their blowjob videos
>>37043401
I dude I fucking feel you.
This shit used to work for me Not the ones who talk and whisper and roleplay shit. The ones that worked for me were things like tapping and plastic bags and "Sk" noises.
Then like a year or two ago it stopped doing it for me. I don't get the feeling anymore. I don't know what happened.
>>37042930
I always used to laugh at these but now... holy shit. That's fucking hot.
>>37043752
Glad to spread the word. Also check out Ephemeral Rift for similar; his is slightly more RP/occultism oriented as opposed to Massage's, well, massage themed works. Still good though.
>>37042930
Found this in a related vid. Kek
>>37040636
Stop pretending that this is asmr
ASoftMurmur is asmr
This shit is just for lonely virgins to fap to when their waofu bodypillows are being washed
>>37040636
I WANT REDDIT TO LEAVE
>>37044319
>ASMR is reddit
Nah mate get gassed
>tfw sound clips on gonewildaudio are the closest I've been to sex
inb4 >reddit, it's good for porn.
>>37044562
Reddit is good for a lot of stuff, so long as you stay away from the main subs.
The /tg/ subs are good, wallpaper subs are good, /r/noir is good, the art ones are good. Reddit being shit is a meme stemming from retards only going to the main subs where "reddit culture" is rampant. It's like saying 4chan is shit when you only ever go on /b/and /r9k/
>>37044612
>no mention of TRP
>>37044643
Trp?
>>37044851
/theredpill/
Reddit's /po/ from what I understand
>>37045251
Oh yeah
That's as shit as /pol/, it's literally more fedora than /r/mensrights
>>37040636
>get out of work
>go to gym
>shower
>eat
>put on earbuds
>put on asmr video for relaxation
Best fucking sleep I've gotten in ages.
Why isn't anybody else doing this?
>>37045265
idk if you were >>37044851
but i was awaiting the answer from the first guy forever and eventually I got fed up of waiting and just searched it in reddit which I guess i should have done forever ago haha
>>37042930
hahahah what the fuck
>>37040636
A pretty nice one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E
You guys need to check out the voice threads on /h/. God-tier fap material desu
>>37040636
I'm not going to lie, I enjoy asmr videos a lot. Listen to them to help me sleep. But what the fuck does it have to do with /fit/?
Guise need help. I respond to ASMR for like, the first 10-20min. The tingles are awesome, but after that I feel almost nothing. What do?
>>37040740
I like it when they get up superclose to the camera with their tits, and with those 3D microphones, licking "my" ear and shit. Gets my dick really hard.
But yeah, people who use it for virtual girlfriend shit... God, what losers.
ASMR works better than sleeping pills for me.
Would rather get caught watching porn though
>>37045327
Kek
>>37044529
Regardless, it's off topic bullshit for weirdos and belongs in /r9k/ or some other bullshit off topic board.
/youtube/ when?
>>37046922
And i suppose shit like nofap, >tfwnogf and hightest isn't off topic? Get the fuck outta here.
>>37040740
>>37040762
>watching a qt drink coffee is weird
>watch two black guys tag team a crack whore is perfectly normal
>>37040636
I listen to head and ear massage asmr sometimes to relax. I don't like the weird role play ones though. My insecure girlfriend got all mad when she thought I was creeping on the girls or jerking off to it, but I just listen with headphones and eyes closed sometimes.
Aesthetic back massage ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbyuEc6UK6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxSTbp9nCTo
Fuuuark, this shit with good music is like staying up 24hr for that sleep deprivation high
>>37042622
Based Ross
this shit still hits me right in the feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I
