>That one dude at the gym with the ironic beard and undercut.
>>37033817
>ironic
the beard is ever ironic. They think growing a beard makes them a real man.
It's not ironic it's a reclamation of manliness but you wouldn't understand. Now who wants bacon beer battered Sriracha tacos?
>>37033824
>This patch of hair on my chin makes me manlier than others
>Being this arbitrary
>>37033823
*never
>>37033817
I'm this guy, ama
>>37033853
Don't you have bacon grease to smear into your beard with a 40 dollar beard comb? What are your craft beer recommendations?
> that one friend with a nazi youth haircut dyed a bright color
> double points if he's gay
>>37033853
post pics so we can have a laff
>>37033879
>unironically cutting a line into your buzzcut to appear tough
>>37033862
my only comb's are the one's you get from first class flights. Don't drink so I can't recommend any beers.
>>37033824
>reclamation of manliness
kek
>>37033817
How can a beard be ironic?
In your attempt to mock hipsters you sounded like the biggest one of all.
>>37033824
> growing a beard reclaims manliness
nigger i have a masculine jawline and could grow a full beard easily in a short amount of time and i keep it shaved because I'm not a scruffy, messy faggot
>>37033817
>that guy who sneak into your bed
>>37033817
That ONE dude? No. In Chicago it's literally half the gym. It's OK though I had that haircut two years ago and got a lot of pussy as a result. Girls like guys with unique hair, even if it looks bad. They don't know what they want anyway and when you have the same hair they saw in a magazine they get wet.
You should spend more time focusing on your lifts and less on being a fucking hair style critic.
>>37033946
How is that unique if this shit is a literal meme in a normie world atm?
>>37033946
And you should learn to be less of a sheep and not follow the crowd.
>not wanting to look like maxson
>90% of the kids with full beards have the worse case of babyface without it
>>37034002
First of all I had it two years ago as I said, secondly most guys never do an interesting hair style, they'll just have a buzz or side part so having ANYTHING else, even if it's a trend, is good. Women love this shit.
Also dude the real world isn't 4chan. Having a trendy hair cut doesn't make you a meme follower it means you have what girls want. They want trendy popular fashionable shit.
>>37034026
Ok I'll just go get a buzz and be super unique alone in my room on 4chan like you. I'm tired of smashing pussy anyway.
>>37034065
They also want a male over 6ft - so I guess you're pretty fucked then, manlet.
>>37034065
Trendy popular fashionable shit is the opposite of unique you dimwit.
I grew a beard originally because of motorcycle culture then i just kept it. Nothing ironic about it.
>>37033817
It's usually extremely obvious that they're hiding their pleb jaw/babyface. Pic related looks nice but he'd still look better without a beard.
>>37034101
then why are you ironically a fucking bender
>>37034053
This. Beards are for slackjawed faggots. Or fags who bulked too much
>>37034672
I found the testosterone deficient faggot.
>>37033828
But it does. There are men that can't grow full beards past their 20s that are low test.
>>37034728
>TFW receding widows peak at 19 and have to shave twice a day to stay clean shaven
Nothing wrong with growing a beard. Those who are most vocal against them are usually the ones who can't grow them, lol.
