>BREH'S....
TFW NO QT FARM GF
You will never have a qt hand you a low-carb beer at the front gate after a hard days work...
>>37019155
Keep making threads and sooking to yourself about it that will help
>>37019161
>low-carb beer
You're better of drinking water than those american beers.
>>37019201
Dont you worry. I will.
>>37019161
You will never drink beer if you want to make it.
>>37019226
Fuck off you queer.
>>37019231
>low carb beer
>calling someone queer
>>37019238
>A fat keyboard poofter who pretends to lift without contributing any factual information about low carb beer to this thread...
>>37019264
My total is 620kg desu senpai, and low carb beer still tastes like shit, you must be american who is used to watered down shitty pleb beers like bud, miller and coors.
![plus-size-lingere-nzisjemd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvKp2zd.jpg "plus-size-lingere-nzisjemd[1].jpg")
http://xhamster.com/movies/2646619/plus_size_lingerie_models.html
This is now a high test thread
>>37019155
I didn't realise I wanted this until now.
Thanks anon.
Farm girls appreciate hard work, they're perfect for a fitizen
>tfw farm gf mires my body
>>37019311
Let's stick to country girls and not the heifers they raise.
>The completely normal 25 year old girl at work?
>The shy, cute asian girl in the library?
>The glasses wearing girl next door?
>The loud, fun loving latina chick?
>The bisexual tumblr girl with dyed hair who talks about privilege all the time?
>The fat hambeast who posts her pics on /soc/ for validation?
>The femanon who you have on skype and you really like but pretend not to so you don't seem desperate?
>The ginger haired musician?
>The slutty girl you knew in high school but was always kinda nice to you and seemed to have a sweeter side?
>The asian girl who's westernized but is also somewhat traditional?
>The jewish girl who is kinda quirky and clumsy?
>The pretty girl with the soft voice you have on steam and sometimes talk to?
>The redhead who was in your guild a few years back?
>The neighbour who sometimes smiles at you?
>The autistic chubby girl, who can barely speak and makes strange noises?
>The girl you once saw in town who had down's syndrome?
>The smart black girl with glasses?
>The dumb black girl who is pretty funny?
>The hot, plump blonde girl with glasses with that infectious smile?
>The really skinny, quiet girl who used to cut and has an eating disorder?
>The arab chick you spoke to on omegle one time for hours and she seemed to be really into you?
>That polish girl who goes to your university and seems really shy and only has a small group of friends?
>That girl with really strict muslim parents who always wears a veil and you are sure she is a virgin?
>The girl from south africa with that great accent and attitude?
>The somewhat reserved, somewhat extroverted white girl who wears beanies and likes rap?
>The family friend you've nearly your whole life who you like but you don't see her in that way?
>The muslim girl who is married and is shy and you've never heard her speak?
>The homeless girl who drinks alcohol under the bridge and asks for some change?
>Your fat friend's older sister you used to crush on?
>Your ONEITIS?
All of them want Chad.
>>37019155
>pretends to work in dirt
>completely spotless in a white shirt
At least she's wearing the right clothing for optimal movement.
>>37019161
>low carb beer
faggot there's plenty of other foods which you can find carb or fat light alternatives of, you leave beer the fuck alone
>>37019413
>mfw I'm about to erect a cabin and split some wood right onto my phone after seeing her
>>37019155
>tfw no qt /fit bf to live with on lots of land with dogs and horses
Now if these were the girls you'd find on FarmersOnly I'd set..
>>37019155
Great taste in girl. 14/88.
>>37019486
Amen.
Bunch of fucking pussies.
>>37019368
I am Chad.
>>37019155
That's not a qt farm gf that's just a random slut pretending to be one.
I live in the Texas country side. Most farm girls are just typically fat. Drink budweiser. Wear a lot of camo and get boned by the redneck speed addicts. Not appealing/10.
>>37020312
This holy shit. I grew up in pennsyltucky and I can honestly say I know 1/too many chicks that I would consider hot that are actually "country"
>>37020456
Yinz'll just have to keep looking
Farm girls generally look like farm animals.
>>37020456
eastern oregon reporting in, and same. looks like it's a nationwide phenomenon.
>>37019778
Thanks for making me vomit you disgusting looking faggot.
>>37019155
>cutoffs and a clean shirt while "working on a farm"
fucking lel
>>37019155
>calves as big as quads
I'm not sure how I should feel about that
TFW
NO
MONGOL
GF
>>37021698
Plus all the hice in the background. That's just a damn allotment.
>>37019155
You do know what the 88 on her shirt means right?
>tfw it makes her even hotter
>>37019778
Look more like a Brad
>>37021664
my god you're so jelly
>>37019368
Am I Chad if girls want to fuck me a few times but never be in a relationship? It's also exclusively if they're already with someone.
I don't know what that makes me.
>>37022560
give us your story, chad one
>>37019778
Look more like a Tad.
>>37019778
You look kind of mad.
>>37019778
You look like you miss your dad.
>>37019778
You'd look much better in plaid.
>>37019738
>Nazi scum likes latino girls
>>37019778
You look like your fitness is just a fad.
>>37019778
That shirt's rad.
>>37019778
Your neighborhood looks bad.
>>37019155
skinnyfat thighs
pristine clean white t-shirt
>farm girl
clean hands and fingernails
revealing clothing, while real farmers wear clothing for sun protection
no sunspots on skin
skinnyfat thighs
no dirt anywhere on body
>farm girl
>not another attentionwhore posing for a picture with clean hands, clean tools, and gross mashed-potatoes running down to her knees
>farm girl
into the trash
>>37019226
you're a faggot, m8
>>37019778
this post makes me sad
>>37020312
I live in Arizona. This is an extremely accurate portrayal of the two dozen people who don't live in Phoenix, Tucson, or Flagstaff
>>37019778
for witnessing this post i'm glad
>>37019287
Not him but we have a really good selection of craft beers in America now. It's not the 70s anymore. The only people that drink budd are rednecks and people playing beer pong.
That's just a whore standing in a garden.
Most "farm girls" are chubby to overweight. Few are actually in good shape. And they typically dress in worn jeans, worn out cutoff tee shirt, and worn shit kickers.
>>37019778
you bout to call a cab?
>tfw no strong peasant gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIVAlV8YVF0
>>37019155
>white people goals
>>37019778
>7
Very dutch
>>37024315
Sawse
>>37021710
Honestly this is my oldest fetish.
>>37024418
https://hitomi.la/galleries/815865.html
>>37019264
>No safety goggles
>No hard hat
>No gas mask
>No safety shoes
>Bare skin
>Loose hair
0/10, wouldn't employ
>>37019778
U even lift lad?
>>37024654
>MUH OSHA
You're the reason North American industry is dying.
>>37019778
Wew lad
>work production at a winery one summer
>8/10 country/southern qt3.14 with 10/10 physique works vineyard with me
>has perfect fat distribution and hip genetics
>she was 19 at the time
>Her personality screamed, "procreate with me" unintentionally and tastefully
>start talking to her about exercising
>she goes to the gym 4 times a week
>"Yeah, I really don't like anything except free weights. I just feel like I'm doing so much more when I use them instead of machines."
>Was crushing on a girl for the first time in forever
>She's uber religious
>Has shit taste in music/how to spend her free time
>About as interesting as a sack of rocks aside from lifting
>Still a super sweet girl
Hold me brehs
>>37024768
Women are not books, they're not supposed to be interesting.
>>37019311
I came
>>37024674
Safety regulations makes NA industry so expensive you can't compete with an indian skeltal?
>>37024808
>safety regulations
Who needs that? One worker dies, get ten others. Free market will fix it.
>>37019778
8/10 not bad
>>37019577
The amount, severity, and aggressiveness I would inseminate this woman gives me pause.
>>37024822
Yes, lets all become engineers, directors and consultants then we just employ sandniggers, mexicans and niggers until all of them die.
You should check this:
https://youtu.be/WkEz5XebrIU
>>37024905
The god of capitalism has spoken and so it shall be.
>>37019368
>All of them want Chad.
and his pizza.
>>37019778
pls be in Volgograd
>>37022560
Chad has evolved into... no commitment Chad.
Pros:
>won't have to commit to one girl
>won't have to deal with romantic drama
>won't feel bad if you cheat on someone
Cons:
>you still won't have a long lasting gf, if any at all
>>37019778
You need to smile in your pics, lad.
>>37019368
Do I qualify as Asian chad if I can bench 225 easily and have a motorcycle?
>>37023533
>that's just a whore in a garden
Just kek'd so hard I peed a little.
>>37019218
worst shoop ever
>>37019231
Please post more aryan girls in wheat fields
>>37019778
What's up with the face? You look like you need to change your pad
>>37019362
Kek
>>37023533
This. No farmer is going to wear jean shorts or a bright white styled tshirt. Shorts arent gonna protect you from shit and that shirt is gonna get all sorts of dirty if shes doing any real work. I live in a country area and most country girls are chubby and can probably outdrink most guys on here.
>>37019778
the replies to this post are reddit
>>37025682
your face is reddit
>>37021710
its just the shadows and the angle
>>37019778
Egad!
>>37019161
>>37019238
>>37019231
>>37023202
>>37019287
>>37019486
>>37019750
>drinking the estrogen jew
>>37025682
Oh crap, the ministry of fun is here.
there's this cute girl in my gym (looks like pic related just younger) that sometimes looks at me during rests even if the gym is full of other people. a few days ago i was driving home with the train sitting on a 4 person seat 3 of them free. i see her walking past me and then after a few seconds she came back and sits on the seat across from me. I look her in the face and smile, she smiles back but my autism made me look away really quick.
seeing her like 3-4x a week in the gym but it's rare to see her outside of it, what can i do? how to approach her? got work experience in the gym soon and hoping to start a conversation with her when she orders something or checks in.
>>37024597
What the fuck is wrong with people that they get off to this shit
>>37026340
C U C K S
U
C
K
S
>>37019778
how about you suck my nad
>>37026287
holy shit if you don't manage to hit a girl who looks like this while she is giving you signs you better kill yourself.
>>37024654
This made my day.
>>37019155
No one mentioned the 88? Pretty sure that makes her even better.
>>37019362
>>37019778
At first thought this photo was just an ad.
>>37026287
>but my autism made me look away really quick
you're never going to have sex w
contributing
>>37026287
"Hi. I'm anon"
If she gives any sort of positive response at all:
"Wanna get lunch/dinner/coffee later?"
>>37019155
>>37019264
As an aside, while these girls are gorgeous I fucking hate the look of pockets protruding from cutoff jean shorts. Pet peeve. I can't even..
>TFW all I want is a wild party Sloot to do coke with every night
Almost dated a stripper but she wanted "something real" and I want to bask in the modern degeneracy
>>37019368
Why don't you just become Chad?
>became chad
>oneitis left me for my fat stoner friend who supports bernie
>>37024787
That's right. This is fit. Women, like books, are not meant to be read. You're supposed to enjoy the cover and then put it back on the shelf when you're done.
That looks like a garden.
>>37027995
one doesnt just BECOME chad. you HAVE to be born with the FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT
>>37028108
What kind of face, frame, and height?
>>37028499
S H I T T E S T
>tfw no farm qt
>>37019155
She does not look like she works on a farm all that much. All the farm women I've seen look like filing cabinets with arms attached.
>>37023089
Daily reminder that Argentina is an Aryan stronghold.
>>37028499
that's a model, dumb ass
