Daily reminder that no matter how fit and muscular you are, you are no match for Will Keith weilding a katana:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08HqRzhqXU0
>tfw no bear mode katana wielding bf
Too bad a sword folded bazillion times is still no match against a bullet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dKwHOfd2dk
>Huge biceps
>Not even flexing
>Sick sword moves
>Agile as fuck
>11/10 face when he isn't bulking
>Six pack so big and solid he has to wear a pillow underneath his jacket to not give people internal bleeding if he bumps into them with the force of his majestic glutes
he's a big guy
>>37007986
Didn't know they got katanas at the wall
>>37008013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzhs1Z8Rwnk
What's the term for that speech impediment?
>>37007986
why am i watching a sword instructional video starring a morbidly obese teenager
>>37008047
Rhotacism
>>37007986
I guess you're right OP. Oh well, ya can't win em all as they say
>>37007986
your grip strength literally comes from your thumb index and middle finger. letting your index finger hand lose is retard mode.
>>37008025
Jesus fuck his arms bearly reach past his tits.
>>37007986
he's not bad honestly. I'm kinda mesmerized.
>>37008013
*tips rifle*
>>37007986
He ain't bad niggas
4:32 for pure technique
https://youtu.be/tEspvn6_1g4?t=273
>>37008571
Are you implying that we aren't making fun of him due to his un/fit/ appearance, instead it was due to his skill? No, his technique is something onl obtained with years of training as a NEET while in cocoon mode at a reputable manor recognized by the name as "Mom's basement".
>>37007986
>>37008037
damn
His arms barely reach past his pecs
>In the year of our lord 1239+777
>Not aspiring to become bear-rex mode
>>37008037
when anime becomes real-life.
>>37007986
Honestly that video is a lot less cringeworthy than I thought it would be.
Fatty just really likes his swords.
>>37007986
Glad do see final boss of the internet is still alive
>>37007986
I weigh 145 pounds so I probably couldn't even take him if he didn't have a katana. All he would have to do is fall on top of me and I'd be fucked.
>>37007986
>swerd
>>37007986
Shame he doesn't lose some weight. He would be able to move alot easier with the sword and use that shit for motivation.
thats why you have a gun and bajonet ivan
>>37009624
>befur
>>37008037
>this is the one
>they tried all day for that one shot
>it was all luck
>>37007986
mirin O taper
>>37008037
doctor! doctor of fucking what you bunch of leaking assholes?!
>here we have dr. ramachandran from the faculty of philosophy to tell us useless shit
also >>37010780
>>37007986
I mean, at least he's outside.
>>37008037
>implying a bb is the same as a bullet
>>37009086
yea, just a fat guy with a hobby, I actually hope for him to lose his weight
>>37011311
Same here.
If he got /fit/ and started taking legit kendo classes, I think he would an inspiration to us all.
Fat people fascinate me, I wonder what he looks like underneath all that.
>>37008037
>BB = Bullet
Genius!
>>37008025
>he's so fat, that if you shot him with a .45, it would just stick in his belly
>>37008418
In traditional kendo the power comes from the bottom hand and the top hand just guided the blade with a loose grip. This ding bat got just about everything wrong. Even his stance was fucking backwards
>>37009086
Except he literally got everything wrong. If his info was right then you could maybe respect his dedication but it patently obvious he has never actually researched anything or spent a single day in a kendo class.
Please delete this thread that you made about me. Domo arigato.
>>37007986
he doesn't seem like a full blown autist to me
just fat
I swear to god I thought that was JonTron doing a sword review.
>>37007986
Well... all that video made me want to do is buy a sword. The things I have to do
I want to be the swole swordsman now
he is cute pls no bully :(
>>37012019
>Fat people fascinate me, I wonder what he looks like underneath all that.
His clothes or fat?
>>37013930
>HIGHTEST
>>37008037
Japanese girl in the related 10 minute is weirdly hot and different
>>37010908
oh shit! he fucked that bottle up
>>37008013
Too bad a bullet fired bazillion times is no match for a laser beam
>>37008025
>>37013784
>>37012019
He definitely has/had potential to be really handsome. He's got that handsome look. I don't know what it is.
>>37009068
This is what trump will make real. Not your shitty 2d waifus
>>37008047
He literally invented his own accent. He's confirmed that himself.
>>37010246
You see comrade, when you use rifle of Mosin nobody will call you little bitch as rifle size of a manlet become spear and slayer of nippon.
