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>20 Chads show up at your local gym What do?
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>20 Chads show up at your local gym
What do?
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>>37003659
Bukakke on fitbunnies face.
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Use the squat rack so I'll never have to be near them
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>>37003677
>hey you little shit I was using that
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So weird..a lot of them really dont look like chads
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>>37003659
proceed to lift more than any of them weigh
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>>37003659
>2 niggers
>chads

Nice try, shlomo.
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>>37003659
Ask em if they wanna work in. If they dont, show em the nudes I got of thier gfs
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>>37003659
ask them for roids and became one of the chads
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>>37003659
What the fuck is a chad?
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>oh you lift for girls lol?
>whatever makes you happy I guess
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ask them to stop me

god, i just want someone who wont bump the fucking bar with their fingers. how goddamn hard is it to stay the fuck away from the bar until i say something, you fucking


M O R O N S
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>>37003699
s-sorry
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>>37003874
spot*
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>>37003833
somebody who is genetically superior to you in every way
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>>37003887
>swedes
>Superior

Hoooo boy fire up the memes
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>>37003887
>Swedish cuckboy
>superior
Nah.
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>>37003659
Become the 21st
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>come fucking on anon, stop being a pussy and come to this club with us
>I'm SURE you'll find someone
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Srs question:
How hard is it to be one of these models?

I feel like I'm approaching the point where my relaxed state looks like OPs pic. I won't attempt to tryout for something like this for another year or two just cause I have a baby face, but realistically I am also around the 5'9-5'10 range.

I feel like it would be easy to just stand around, right?
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>>37003659

Finally. I am home.
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>>37003909
those aren't Chads, those are low T faggots

women like men who are highly androgenized
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>>37003659
Suck all of their cocks whether they like it or not. Yeah that'll show them
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>>37003940
yeah, you're right
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>>37003659
Ask one of them what his routine is to get so lean.
Chat him up whilst walking over to the squat rack where I have 315 loaded up and rep it out while still talking to him in the mirror.
>"Oh that's cute. Maybe you can show me how you developed your quads like that too. Come on and work in with me bro."
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Outlift them
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Lift them
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>>37003940
Seems you are the one who likes highly androgenized men.
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>>37003913
https://www.buzzfeed.com/samstryker/phresh-out-the-runway
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>>37003659
Are chads nice people?
Maybe ask for advice
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>>37004073
Chads come in all different shapes and sizes...actually that just bs.

Some are nice and some aren't, most of them really don't care though.
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>>37003913
>5'9-5'10 range
>thinks he has any chance in modelling
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>>37003659

Individually fuck each of them in the butthole to assert my dominance.
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gay orgy them
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>>37003969
>picture of girl paid to pretend to kiss a dyel faggot
>"girls like low test!!!!!"
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Chase them off my back porch with my shotgun cause homegym master race
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>>37004107
this
friend of mine tried to apply, he is a very pretty ottermode guy
he was told the height of 180 cm is the bare minimum, and this is manletland
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>>37004107
He could model underwear
It's all about thickness in filling out the garment for that.
Most male underwear models are between 5'8" and 5'11", depending on the cut, with shorter models working in briefs and trunks and taller models in boxers and jockeys.
But yeah, in general, male models are 6'1-6"3 and 165-185lbs, with an additional 15 pounds for athletic wear.
I'm a 5'9" thick manlet (176 pounds) with a six pack and muscle separation in my legs and I've modelled underwear and swimwear in the past.
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>>37004178
p-pics?
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>>37003887
Is that truly captain sweden? He is so tolerant!
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>>37003659
>LEMME KNOW YOUR 1RM
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>>37003659
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>>37004178
>Most male underwear models are between 5'8" and 5'11"
No, they are not.
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have a gangbang no homo
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proceed to outlift all of them
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>>37003659

A&Fmode is optimal ladygetting mode
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>>37004178
>tfw 6'1
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>>37003812
>looking for niggers
fuck off /pol/
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>>37004361
maybe reddit or more your flavour
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>>37003890
>>37003898
>>37004205
I know you can't let go of your /pol/ memes but Swedes are generally regarded as the best looking people on Earth

Tall, White, Aryan, Smart, Beautiful
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>>37004997
>Swedes are generally regarded as the best looking people on Earth
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>>37004997
that's a funny way of spelling Norway
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>homegym
>20 dudes show up in my basement
>mfw
>mfw i have no face
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>>37004997
A. Danes are taller and better looking
B. Swedes are the most cucked society in the world
C. While some are fat and shitty, the creme of the crop are Americans and if they aren't they are trying to become one.

America is the greatest country on earth, prove me wrong.

Ya can't bitch
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>>37003887
A lot of work goes into looking fit while eating whatever the fuck you want and not going to he gym at all let alone working out.
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>>37004997
> aryan


Last I checked, that's a dying race
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>>37003699
This dude looks infinitely better than all the faggots in OPs picture.
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>>37005458
No he doesn't. He's black.
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>>37003981
>that forearm vein
>those pecs
>those abs
>that jawline

Fuck i'm mirin. Who the fuck is this guy?
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>>37003699
Who is that? Mirin hard lmao
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>>37003835
>>whatever makes you happy I guess
>9 11 13
>9 11
Is that what makes you happy? IS IT??? GOD DAMN TERRORISTS TAKIN OUR GFs
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>>37003909
>tumblr_lmaubizibC1qag9xpo(...).jpg
>tumblr_lmau
heh. I chuckled
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>>37003913
Post a face pic and I'll get you an answer. Good friends with a couple big models
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>>37003969
Damn it where is that picture from? It's making me rage and aroused at the same time
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>>37003969
Is that moot
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>>37005481
I was talking about the Greensboro jock.
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>>37004040
>modelling is hard work
>you have to wait around and do nothing a lot
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>>37003699
>get bent faggot
I'm not the one getting banned from the gym if he gets physical
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>>37004336
is he gong to put those drills up my ass
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>>37004997
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>>37003659
I'm bigger and probably taller than literally all of them.
>>37003699
Now this dude is actually impressive-looking, even if I actually might be a little bigger than him too.
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>>37005417
>average heigh swedish males 18-25: 5'11.5
>average heigh Danish males 18-25: 5'11.1
Manlets, when will they learn?
>Stockholm has been voted time and time again to have the sexiest men in the world.

http://www.thelocal.dk/20140725/danes-least-beautiful-in-scandinavia
>Danes voted "least beautiful" in scandinavia
>Danes voted to have the ugliest language in europe.
Even the Japs know what's up, pic related.

Stay mad little brother :)
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>>37003659
keep doing my business
i have my workout to do
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>>37005501
He's known as the Greensboro Jock, apparently he's a successful business owner now. Doesn't surprise me at all.

That pic is hilarious, he is just the embodiment of a stereotypical american jock
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>>37003659

Chad doesn't need to lift to have a 10/10 body so I don't worry and go about my routine.
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>>37004997
nice try but swedes are about as attractive as finns on average since a lot of you aren't tall, white or aryan, danes and norwegians are undoubtedly more attractive
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>>37006091
>Ignores Croatia's superiority in sports
Fuck off, Jeff
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>>37006341
Norwegian here, Swedes are definitely the most "pretty" of us.

We in particular are a lot more robust, cavemannish and less conventionally attractive than them. I consider it a plus though.
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>>37003699
Greensboro jock mode is best mode
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>>37003887
hahaaaaa nope.

He looks like a Kinder Chocolate poster boy.
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>its an /r9k/ thread
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>>37004997
don't kid yourself man, swedish GIRLS are regarded to be some of the most attractive (and that is true desu). The guys, however, are a different story. They are pretty much innocent cuck tier. I'd know, I've been with plenty of Swedish girls.
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>>37003659
Remind them that they are my bitches and then proceed to fight them all
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>>37006391
Norwegians are the most Viking of the Scandies
The Danish kinda let it drift off after the 70's so they've gone full effeminate just like Esti
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>>37006469
Yeah, but both in terms of genotype and phenotype we diverge from both danes and swedes. This is especially apparent in the west (due to higher genetic purity), typically we are slightly broader and bigger both in features and build and generally a little swarthier and red-haired on average.

Swedes are very lithe and "pretty" on average I would say, again its a matter of taste, but I'd definitely say they conform much better to classical aesthetics than we do.
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>>37006469
>viking meme
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>>37003699

>get fucked mate, what are you gonna do about?
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>>37003659
Become the 21st
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Continue to outlift them all.
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>>37006091
>5'11.5
Still manlet tho

Netherlands however, are 6'0.5
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>>37003659
start kissing on one of them til i reach for the second, whos in mid lift, and stroke his bare chest, and he puts the dumbbells down and starts massaging my back as i continue to make out, then he pulls my pants down and this is when we really get into it as he starts fingering my tight little asshole while the first guy is now fondling my junk as i whimper with my tongue in his mouth. one by one the others stop training and join us, centered around me, the helpless little fuck boy ( i forgot to mention im way less ripped that they are), they take their turns having their way with me until im left a trembling little cumrag in the middle of the gym, then they all return to their training and i fall asleep on the floor
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>>37006579

pls never change, /fit/
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>>37006091
>Weaktugal
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>>37006091
>>37006031
>>37003887
>>37003898
>>37004997
>>37005417

You are all delusional. All of you guys are the same fucking people. There is no difference.

Just like there is barely any difference between germany/netherlands/aus.

Just like there is barely any difference between france/brussel.

Just like there is barely any difference between ukraine/russia.

Just like there is barely any differene between syria, irak, or whatever.

You are all delusional faggots.

Also only your woman are hot, the men are faggots.
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>>37006579
>fall asleep on the floor
Fucking dropped. Disgusting. You'll catch a cold like that
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>>37005481
/pol/shits pls go
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>>37003659
Typical day at the gym. I suppose I'm just gonna go ahead and lift.

>I use a private gym for football players cause my dad is really tight with the owner.
>Got my own key and everything
>Complete autist
>DYEL
>Act entitled anyway
>dgaf
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>>37008246
reddit is more your flavor
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CHAD eats PIZZA in the SQUAT RACK
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>>37003812
I don't know.
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>>37008301
And /pol/ is more of yours :^). Go back and stay back my friend.
>tfw I just need to add reddit onto it later
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>>37003659

get all wet and let the ones taller than 6' fuck me every hole
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>>37008417

Never change /fit/.
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>>37005886
yeah sure
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>>37003699
now he looks like this and he's a succesful businessman
I'm such a piece of garbage compared to him goddamnit
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>>37009516
Can anyone ever beat the Thundercock?
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>>37003699
He is now bald and with two children
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