Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya'?
I fucked my wife's son's gf's father.
I once hit a coyote with my truck at night. When I got out to look at it (death gets me hard) it was alive and crawling away. I had only hit it's back half. I held it down my the neck with my food while I punched it in the head until it stopped moving.
What is tough anyways?
>>36967357
I'm not tough at all. I just look tough, use it as a deterrent and hope no one fucks with me.
>>36967357
6'2 master race
I shave without cream
>>36967397
Were you trying to put it out of its misery? Because you coulda just broken its neck or something more humane
i start my workout with squats
i end my workout with more squats
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>>36967397
What kind of food did you put on its neck?
>>36967428
Yeah because making fun if reddit is still funny.
I once did two and a half scoops of pre
>>36967357
I only cry myself to sleep once a week thinking about her
I eat my scoops dry
>>36967419
Yeah I guess. Didn't have a knife or gun on me. 2 or 3 punches to the head did the trick.
>>36967435
t. reddit
Hello.Reddit
>>36967431
These fucking smart phones with the damn autocorrect.
>>36967357
I do cardio before and after working out.
>>36967402
Audibly keked m8
I squat.
Without clips.
>>36967357
I shaved my beard once
WITHOUT A MIRROR
100 cock pushups.
I shave my head (bald fag) in the shower and when I'm done I put 91% isopropyl alcohol on it. Like showering in lava.
I once drank a shake with only 2 scoops
>>36967357
I come to the gym at rush hour, skip warm up, do 8 sets of curls in the squat rack wearing jeans and a wife beater, then I leave.
>>36967357
I train legs on Monday
>>36971644
Are you haitian? You sound haitian
>>36967357
I apply ethyl alcohol to my face 3x a day, make fun of short women, banged my best friends mom at 16, survived alcohol poisoning with 6-7g of Xanax in my system and even got a cool eyebrow scar that night.
>>36967446
>>36967357
"I once did SS....."
"Ya, so?"
"Without any milk."
>>36972482
You retard.
I did GOMAD
>without any milk
>>36967464
How much protein is in one of those?
>>36967357
I drink protein shakes... without any milk.
>>36967397
Nice
i made eye contact with a girl.
I was doing pendlay rows, and was asked to move it to the deadlift platform because the weights were so heavy
Broke my finger on two plates
> finished my lift
Ate 3 very undercooked bubba burgers and lived
I ate a banana in gym... without breaking eye contact
I do pull ups without a bar.
Once marched in a feminist blacklives matter gay parade and didnt fire a single bullet
I've gone 22 years without the kiss or love of a woman
For some reason I'm still in my relationship.
>>36976227
I do planks in the squat rack....naked
I'm 6'4" with a full beard and hunt and kill animals for food
I had a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast this morning.
Without any oats.
I watch anime, in an open gym.
With headphones and my back to the wall, am I allowed in?
>>36976227
Step it up senpai.
Try 24 years.
>>36967357
I took a dick to the ass.
Without any lube.
I wore an mlp shirt to the gym the other day. Not even joking.
>>36967408
This. Shaving with cream feels weird to me now.
>>36967357
I may not be as rich or famous as the other guys, but I am more tough on a primal level because of my height
>>36967357
I get singles
IN A DUBS THREAD
