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How many calories does masturbating burn?

Does it vary from female to male?

I have seen figures online averaging around 100 calories per session, though I don't know what factors are taken into account (how long it takes to climax, how much movement is happening, whether one is using toys or not, per BMI, etc).
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none.

exertion doesn't mean calories burned.

1 pullup burns literally about 1 calorie or so (don't believe me?) go look up the science.
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>>36965009
>100 calories per session

Maybe if you're jogging with a buttplug in while also jerking it
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>>36965009

If you're not gonna post a vid of yourself masturbating, you can fuck right off, cunt.
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>>36965031
So...does masturbating have an effect on your metabolism at all?
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>>36965009
show benis
n-no homo
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>>36965064
Yes it makes you sleepy, which speeds up digestion. Stimulates the parasympathetic nervous system.
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>>36965009
What is that ugly thing?
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>>36965189
It's called a woman, faggot.
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>>36965197

That's not a woman. This is a woman.
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>>36965246
kek
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>>36965246
Sexy hair. N-no homo
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>>36965009
Post a vid so we can check your form
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>>36965009
>>100 kcal per jerk off sesh
Right I'll do that 4 times a day and skip my 6.5 km run
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>>36965650

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