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>walking back to cubicle after break
>feeling like shit, lost in bad thoughts etc
>little skinny beta girl worker staring at me
>tell her hello
>her: "y-youve been looking buff anon"
>for some reason this makes me feel better and smile
>chuckle and flex arm at her as i walk by and laugh
>she turns red and covers mouth giggling
Thanks little spookette
>those legs
>>36939678
>those arms
Hes over SIX feet TALL and has a 9/10 FACE with a nice FRAME
>>36939664
Did u smash?
>New girl at my job
>Working for 6 weeks
>Seen her only 6 times
>Every time she's been hitting on me
>I didn't notice like the autistic sperglord I am
>Asked her number recently and got an awkward response
>Asked advice on /fit/ >>36910358
>Turns out she's been wanting the D all along
I'm such a fucking idiot, if I didn't notice a slut hitting on me all along, how many other chances did I miss?
>>36939771
Sounds like she wanted your digits as well
>>36939800
Man even sluts are expecting me to make the first move.
I'm still a virgin tbqh and found out she's a major slut and chances are great I'll lose it this weekend.
I'm just wondering if I should fap beforehand or not. I don't want to cum too fast because my reputation is on the line.
>>36939771
>Turns out she's been wanting the D all along
How do you know?
I wouldn trust the respones you got in the last thread.
Girls are retarded.
I once had one who hit on me all the time and EVEN KISSED ME.
Guess what, once i started pushing she went all "meeeeeh".
>>36939848
Fap before and also if you think you're gonna blow, just start thinking about something completely not sexual.
>>36939868
rippetoe describing hip drive in the squat works for me
>>36939867
I've seen her today and overheard a conversation with her best friend. Turns out she fucked more guys than "she can count on two hands". Takes birth pill, you name it. Shit, even her nickname is literally "slut".
She felt my arms, always touches me and laughs at the dumbest shit.
I don't know, but I think chances of her wanting to fuck me is greater than not.
>>36939848
I would defo fap right an hour before.
The bangin will be less pleasent for you, but you will need to jackhammer that ass, which in return is better for that slut.
>>36939868
>>36939929
Thanks I'll try that. I hope anxiety won't cause a limp dick
>>36939916
she might be exaggerating if she knew you were there (girls are fucking retarded like that). Either way wrap that shit up twice son
>>36939942
Yeah they knew I was there and was listening. I really don't care tho, it's more obvious she's down for the D than not.
She wrapped her arms around me today too so I think she's waiting for the final signal.
Either way it feels real fucking good knowing there's someone out there wanting to fuck me.
>>36939934
Then just think about zyzz and scoobingers, it will work
>>36939689
YOU AGAIN.
These "mirin" threads are a fucking joke. It's all shit like:
>f-female c-cashier smiled at me :)
>65 year old woman complimented my arms!
>a girl asked me for a lighter haha i didnt have one but it shows she trusted me and was interested maybe giving an indication she liked m-
UNTIL YOU'RE ACTUALLY HAVING SEX, YOUR "MIRES" DON'T MEAN SHIT.
LMFAO at gymcels. These are things that happen to EVERYONE.
I'm 5'9", fat as FUCK, I have a face even a mother couldn't love and as and guess what? Cashiers REGULARLY "smile" at me, I OFTEN get asked for lighters or directions and NONE OF IT MEANS SHIT!!! Fucking LMAO. Face it, attraction is determined by GENETIC factors. If you don't have height, face and frame, you're FUCKED. And yes, girls at clubs will talk to the UGLIEST GUYS ALIVE. Don't think they ACTUALLY like you for a SECOND.
>>36939934
THIS. I HAVE THIS SO BAD.
I have to hook up with a girl like 3+ times to even be able to stay hard enough for sex. Sometimes I cant even masturbate alone it's so bad.
>hurt my chest at work
>ask female coworker to feel it
>she gracefully pets it
>looks like she just wet herself
>"oh you've been working out haven't you..."
Fuck brehs. Pretty sure I have gyno but damn my chest is thick solid tight
>>36940188
It's more about motivation than anything, I think.
Fatties who never got female attention are getting into shape, and people are treating them differently. Maybe they're legit mires, maybe not, but it doesn't really matter, the point is they feel better about themselves, and will continue lifting as a result.
>>36940241
you responded to pasta
>>36939916
You'll find a way to fuck it up dipshit
>>36940241
You bit that bait hard my friend.
>>36940188
Checked
Are you happy being a meme/pasta?
>>36940188
Xd Le FaCe HeIgHt FrAmE sHiTpOsTeR rOfLmAo Xd Le EbIn ShItPoStErInO oN lE FiT bOaRd Xd GyMcElS xD cHaD xD
> successfully flirted today
> +10 confidence
>>36939709
nah Im gay but going through a dry phase so that unexpected mire made me feel better
> be me
> playing outside
> wearing sweat pants
> skinny 6/10 "those pants fit your butt perfectly"
thanks rippletits!!
>go to the gym around the same time most days
>4/5 times I do, there's a girl on the first elliptical closest to the entrance way
>for a few months every time I'd come in she'd look at me and continue her workout
>now whenever I come in, she looks at me, gets a big smile on her face and looks down without the smile going away
I'd talk to her but I've already got a gf.
>>36940257
Kekd because probably true. Not that I don't believe in the guy, I just remember always fucking up when I was a virgin
>>36939882
kek
>>36939934
Its a fucked up situation because stressing about getting limp dick will probably give you limp dick.
Just chill out and enjoy yourself man
>>36940758
>gay
>dry phase
>>36940446
This is nerdy as fuck, but I'm proud of you anon.
>>36939868
>Just start thinking about something completely not sexual
didn't work for me
>first i thought about my parents dying
>then i thought about cute puppies
>then i thought about that time i was embarrassed in public
And then i came. My dick just didn't give a fuck about all the noise
>>36939664
>go the club
>wearing a tight black top
>pump from arm day muthafucker
>friends are dancing, i dont dance, im a bodybuilder, my joints are precious
>just chilling with my drinks
>four girls next to me, typical loud, obnoxious, sexy, nice dress wearing types
>blonde smiles at me, looks real shy, shes the mumsey, but sexy type of girl that looks like shes never sucked a dick before
>start talking to her, shes a nurse
>bitchy brunette moves to my other side, and starts rubbing her breasts against me
>dick starts getting hard
>blonde girl looks like shes about to cry
>brunette says you dont want a girl, you want a woman, my hotel is around the corner
>leave the club with skanky girl, go to hotel and fuck her
>half way through doggy my dick slips out, shove it back it, didnt realise it went into her ass
>she doesnt flinch 1 second and continues moaning like a whore
>tells me after i fucked her that she does porn
>go back to club and friend is shouting at brunette whore, "why you always taking Kellys man, your a bitch"
>continue drinking, laugh, tell my friends, they refuse to believe me, show them the video, everyones fucking rating me but jealous
>all - because - of - the - muthafucking - GAINZ
>At gym, time for lat pulldown
>Weight 90kg, pulldown 96kg
>Need help to get it in position as it's heavier than me
>Get workout buddy to pull it into position
>"haha wow, when you lift more than you weigh, that's how you know you made it"
Did my third v7 on the gym yesterday. All the other good climbers cheered me on and gave me fist bumps all around. Felt really good
>>36940979
>not going for the blonde
Smh tßh senpai
>>36940979
you would realize an ass from a pussy, ass feels more like a donut around your shaft, pussy has feeling everywhere.
>>36941053
ofcourse i realised i put it in her ass, my point was my gf cant even handle a finger without squirming like a spaz, this bitch took a 9 inch dick like it was nothing. she has the look of a girl whos used to taking money in exchange for being fucked out
>>36940979
Post pics stallion
>>36940188
i fucking love this guy. keep up the good work bro
>>36941081
id love to but shes white and im not, and i cant be dealing with the fucking bullshit that will follow
>>36940979
at least make your stories somewhat beliveable
>>36939934
Nigga idk what they're on about but you won't cum fast if you're using a condom.
No need to fap beforehand
>>36941115
>shows his friends
>not his /fit/ familia
>>36941076
"h-hey guys my dick is 9 inches"
no it's not lmfao
>>36941141
ok its 8, bitches dont care tho, i tell them what they wanna hear, all psychological, unless your chinese with 3 inches, then your fucked
>>36941135
the best thing is that that story is 100% true. dont get me wrong, i havent had another porn whore demand sex from me since, and this was about a year and half ago so whatever, but its a happy memory
*sigh if only I wasn't beta and actually talked to my gym crush. She always looks at me. Has an 11/10 ass.
>>36941138
showing my friends a vid of me fucking a whore... is the behaviour of a cuck....
k
>>36941179
Post a pic of the broad then
>down 14 lbs since January
>feelin good, trim my beard down and shave my neck
>my god the face gains
>lost one of my three chins
>sister comes over the next day
>'omg anon, you're definitely losing weight! will you be my trainer?'
>laugh, since I can deadlift more than her body weight and I'm twice her weight
Best day I've had in a long time brehs. We're all gonna make it.
>be on the 5th mile of my run at around 10ish at night
>cruisin down the last few blocks before i get back to my dorm
>stop and a light
>convertible with 5 sloots stops next to me
>yells to me "YOURE REALLY CUTE" and then starts giggling
i shoulda asked if any of them were archaeologists.
>>36941401
>cute enough to get a ride?
Cmon anon
>>36939689
isnt he a celebrity
>>36941076
You cheated on your gf? You're a shit human being.
>>36941619
yep, im a bastard. even put a pic of me and the whore on facebook.
>>36939689
i REMEMBER you
little backstory
>be in frat
>frat has another dude with my name
>they put buff in front of my name to clear up confusion
>people literally know me as "Buff anon"
anyways
>at another frats party
>hanging out outside, talking to some brothers
>girl approaches me "hey! You're buff anon!"
>we talk for a while
>get her number
>hit her up next day
>go to another party
>we meet up there
>talk, flirt, eventually kiss
>walking to her dorm
>her roommate came home early
>fucc
>kiss her again, and we decided to meet up later in the week
>>36941135
This
>>36941141
Also this
>>36941619
No he didn't he doesn't have a gf
>>36941627
:-^)
>>36939664
My brotege mires me all the time. You guys need to get some.
>Saying shit makes you feel smart
>Get mired
>Become a second father and watch as your child grows up into a true gymbro
>>36941627
my favorite part of this is the part where it happened, go back to theredpill you 5'4" smeagol-looking persian cunt
>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"
>>36941664
>tfw parents named me Bagwell
>>36941136
So basically if I want to last a marathon, I need to fap beforehand, use a condom, and think about nothing but Riptoe lecturing me on hip drahve. Man I'm ready for this shit. Totally going to ace this virginity thing in a few years.
>>36941795
I used a condom the first time and could not get off to save my life, after a while I just wanted it over and acted like I came, then next time I fapped i came so much it looked like I'd fired a caulking gun full of cinnabon icing
>>36941771
hahahhahaha. ive lead a good life.
btw im 6'1, people sometimes mistake me for an arab, but im a little bit more exotic
>>36941795
dont think about it too much
>>36939934
Have a beer or a shot before, calms the nerves
>at home
>chillin with housemate and her bf eating dinner
>her bf is a good bloke and is also fuckin jacked (twice as big as me)
>talking about lifting n shit
>talking about dips
>he tells me that you NEED to do bench to get a big chest
>housemate (his gf) says 'anon already has a big chest' poker faced
>hfw
>feel bad and quickly move on from subject
>>36939664
if this is all thats needed to turn girls heads then why the fuck am I lifting?
i don't even have his genetics
>>36941905
>all
lol. international fame, millions of dollars. yeah man, thats all you need.
>>36941440
why would i want a ride i had a run to finish nigger
>>36942093
And thats why you dont bang anybody
>>36940979
>>36939689
Hey, without fail here he is again.
>>36942093
not realizing that sex is WAY better cardio than the last mile of your fucking run
dear god no wonder /fit/ doesn't ever get laid
>>36940800
>playing outside
confirmed underage
>>36942448
>saving thumbnails
confirmed newfag
>>36941401
>Not asking of they are studying literature
>Because you look like you're a fan of Dickens
>past sunday
>wasting time around the house
>in a decently fitted shirt
>mom's renter comes over to drop off a check
>working on social gains, I greet him
>"oh wow anon did you lose weight"
>oh uh yeah I worked on that over the winter, took some real fat off
>"you're looking good lean and muscular"
>oh uh well this isn't much of anything I still have a year of real muscle building to do
>"don't be so humble anon you're doing alright!"
>oh thanks I'll keep working at it
it was okay though. I swear next year I'll be even better.
>>36939771
Get that shit boii, you fuckin made it brah, you fuckin made it.
>>36942542
I think he just cropped already small reaction pic, don't be a fag
>>36941783
bad pasta
>>36942628
oh and this was my first mire from a non-family member.
kind of validating. family will usually be positive, but the public doesn't owe you that
>>36939664
>Little spookette
Is she like a little emo type bitch? Fuck that spookette, nigga.
>>36940998
>what is a weighted pullup
>>36941252
Sorry, anon. That story never happened.
>>36942750
I do those too. 3x5 weighted pullup, 3x6-8 lat pulldown
>>36940825
why not have two gf?
>be 23
>be doubles for a month
>chick next door sees me one day running in the yard
>no one home, she says "oh boy youve been busting ass, can you give me a boot camp session"
>i invite her in the house
>i tell her to brush her teeth
>she asks what?
>tell her i only instruct properly clean women
>she comes out says shes ready
>i say step 1 blindfold step 2 get on your knees
step 3 suck my dick.
she did it all.
now we fuck consistently and she is my little bitch
>>36940188
The funny part is that this pasta was never not true, it's just perpetuated by people who legitimately think they can turn into Pussy slayers by getting on roids, it's just not gonna happen.
If you were honest with yourself for a minute then you would see that there are guys who are tall, have a great face and an athletic build and to top it off they're curlbros, but guess what, they get all the Pussy
>>36943374
>>36943374
here's your (You).
>>36943374
Yes, yes ofc
>>36941256
>since I can deadlift more than her body weight
What an achievement.
>>36940188
> HEIGHT FACE FRAME guy is a fat manlet who couldn't get laid if he was richer than Bill fucking Gates
NOW I understand where all the bile is coming from. Thank you. I thought you were just a regular /fit/izen who was annoyed that some people don't work as hard as you. But now I realise you don't even work out AT ALL.
Thank you for enlightening me. I mean, your rants are still childish and misguided, but whatever floats your boat.
>>36939689
oh LOOK it's this GUY again
>>36941786
>Bagwell
>>36941020
for real
>>36939664
"Omg Stacey, look! He forgot leg day!"
>>36939848
Same as everyone else, but wear a condom
You'll bang that booty so good, I myself will ride alongside you to Valhalla
>>36944965
Gross body.
Does nobody give a fuck about proportions anymore or what... ?
>>36944965
>>36944988
Gross is pretty harsh. That's a good body, man. mirin. nice shoulders.
>>36944965
GOAT body. Who is this?
>>36944965
It looks like you stole someone else's arms and shoulders and sewed them on your body.
Looks kinda cool tho desu
>>36944965
how can somebody like this look in the mirror and not notice they have zero core
>>36945030
Perhaps he wants to keep his waist as narrow as possible
>>36941256
> Deadlifting more than 60 kilos
> Th-thx zyzz
>>36939678
Is that Max Stirner?
My 5'5 130lb friends cute 18 yr old gf bumped into me in the hall a month ago while I was pumped as fuck and that look on her faceYOU JUST KNEW she wanted the Evian bottle. I'm 6'2 because not manlet manlet and was only in shorts.
She's always sneaking me looks now, and smiling. She's tight and iinda' innocent too but she clearly knows what she wants.
Only been fit for a few months and no one notices because im not a fag and don't buy tight clothes. Felt good though. Never been mir'd before. Being an ecto with low body fat helps tremendously, especially with dat pump.
>>36945039
but he has great proportions, he'd look so gud with a nice core imo.
>>36942154
Is that a wifebeater with suspenders, nigga?
>>36939689
>>36939934
Holy fuck. Some of you faggots are pathetic.
>>36940248
The pasta is correct for once.
>at a show minding my own business
>qt comes up and starts dancing in front of me
>turns into an hour long make out and grind session
>feeling my arms and grabbing my back, she's miring hard
>how ends and before I know it she has disappeared
>get her number of her friend
Probably going to go nowhere but im gonna try get it in anyway
>>36939771
very nice .
how did you noticed , she was hitting on you ?
>>36941627
You're a fantasist is what you are.
>>36939664
>>36939689
>>36940758
/fit/: The Thread
>>36944988
his proportions are GREAT , the small waist is difficult to achieve . and the legs are great build too .
fuck you , you dont no shit , just look at those shoulders. it will make pussies wet.
>>36940979
>>36941115
>not white and not going for the cute blonde..
was she black with blonde weaves?
>>36940235
>ask female coworker to feel it
Nice autismo, yeah, I'm sure she wet herself.
>>36940951
>>36945429
>hour long
you fucked up
>>36940188
Lul
>>36944965
lmao what the fuck, wheres the rest of your body ?
Grow a chest and for gods sake deadlift, that midsection looks weak af
>>36944965
you look like one of these buff guys from animation movies
>>36940951
na man, you are just a bit of a necrophiliac / zoophilic and a masochist to boot.
You don't even have to lift to be mired
>>36945742
he's got a better body than 95% of men and probably lifts faggot
also
>FACE
>HEIGHT
>FRAME (not great frame though)
>>36939848
If you do bust too early just go down on her (assuming you were wearing a condom). Read the vice guide to eating pussy and do exactly what he describes.
>be me
>took team out to lunch for hitting fucking FOUR deadlines perfectly in the same week, busiest week in over a year
>we made it
>be at pizza place
>I order a salad
>"Yeah you need a salad you fat faggot"
Feels good man. They noticed.
>>36944965
Fucking manlets, WWTL?
>>36944965
Question: Can you still look normal in a suit if you've got that sort of upperbody?
>>36939882
i like to imagine that gif of the guy who was benching with suicide grip and dropped the bar and wrecked his shit up.
>>36945052
what's your bodyw8 m8?
>>36945891
*chuckles faggotly*
*looks side to side to make sure no one else is paying attention*
*leans in with a really odd look on his face*
*whispers in anon's ear*
>"did you fuck him"
>>36945777
>minimal pec definition
>slight biceps
>better than 95% of lifters
>tfw you get off on rejecting women cos in a relationship
Did I become a chad cunt /fit/?
>>36946126
How's that body dysmorphia treating you?
>>36946400
Oh god, this fucking feel. I've got a gf that I love and have dated for 3 years, but man when I'm at school I have a weird love of rejecting girls at the campus bars or wherever.
>>36946691
I will never be big
>>36939771
Hey, I remember you. I'm the guy who told you to not read into their actions. I'm happy for ya, breh.
>>36945483
No. Blondie, blue eyes.
I wouldn't go for a girl like that anyway as they're usually fucked in the head.
>>36946720
That's probably cause you know that it turns them on to know that you bang a girl good enough to be in a relationship with you
>>36940979
>not going for the qt blonde nurse
>going for a generic brunette slut instead
lmaoing at you right now
>>36941905
but you dont have
HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME
and you never will, thats literally the point
>>36945992
no, he would not look good in a suit with those proportions
>>36944965
i want to mire but can't help but think you've got no core. have you ever done a lift other than OHP, dips and curls?
>>36946802
They're not aware I have a girlfriend 95% of the time. It's like they can smell it. Maybe because I'm 28 and actually can afford things, and am not a DYEL indian/asian like the rest of my university.
>>36943187
Because 1gf+1gf=0gf
>>36941902
you gon b on the other side of the cuckery, brotha
>>36946731
We're all gonna make it breh
>>36946819
> blonde
> not generic
what
>>36944965
Mirin Delts and arms, arm dominant yet I think you pull it off, could be the angle tho
>>36946939
Natty?
>>36941902
hahaha the bf is pussy hole. if my gf did that i would stop instantly, slowly put down my fork, stand up and look into her eyes.
"what... the... fuck... did you just say?" maintain eye contact. if the bitch is well trained she will feel intimidated, apologise and mumble something submissive.
if shes a cunt, and therefore a lost cause, she'd answer back defiantly. at this point you pick up her plate and throw it against the fucking wall. "YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME" get right up in her face. grab her arm and twist it. laugh as she struggles helplessly because shes weak and i am strong.
ive done this with every gf, bitches gonna learn man
>>36945439
ive fucked over 100 bitches, so nope, no fantasies bro, just memories.
good one was when i fucked this 17 year old footballers girlfriend in the back of my friends car. i fucked her good but then her period came and it went all over the seats hahahah
>>36945005
>>36945479
>being this fucking delusional
I thought /fit/ was all about memes, but it seems some of you are actually psychiatric cases
>>36940998
My gym at uni used to have fucking seatbelts on the pull down
>>36945483
i like filthy dirty whores. if a 10/10 cutie said she wants to cuddle and watch films, but then her 8/10 friend was like i want u to cum on my face whilst i phone my boyfriend, id pick the 8/10 every time.
i sometimes regret it after but i love filthy hoes
>>36946819
i love sluts bro, ive fucked up many a good relationship because something about a whore just turns me on. i cant explain it, but the more dirty a girl is, the more i want her
>>36946939
>tfw you will never have arm traps
why even live
>>36947212
he said, his words echoing between the basement walls
>>36947265
do i look like a guy you wanna fuck with bitch
>>36939689
Back so soon?
>>36942628
I'm happy for you anon. You're gonna make it, godspeed.
>move to a new city due to job
>find a new gym, pretty old school, small, mostly men
>one of the manager (40 year old below average but fit, tiny woman with fake tits; wife of the owner) ask me if I'm willing to model for their new website
>they want to attract more customers, especially women
>bought some new equipment, offer more courses like zumba and shit
>"we try to grow the business, a more professional approach and you are a handsome fella"
>negiotiate free membership for half a year out of them
>my face they used their phone for the pictures
>>36947540
Original mire nice
>Live in moscow, before moved here my room was used to be rented to litteral GRU James Bond spy working in India assassinating French weapon companies concurents and living in this room when returns to Moscow to get new kill orders
>he`s extremely hardcore fit, not body builder - but extreme endurance and lean. Used to train when living there every morning.
>last year when visited looked at me with Pity since was fat programmer sisting on chair whole days
>this year he visits (he does every time bringing gifts to mother), looks at me surprised. Tells if i want to think about covert ops work, he can recommend me to get accepted to training
>say no thanks, love being in comfort of Moscow rather than spend years undercover in Poo in a Loo countries
>>36940951
Do some math next time, adding or multiplying
>>36944965
FFS how do I get this body natty?
>>36947679
wat
![life-in-russia-песочница-434473[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tTO9q5B.jpg "life-in-russia-песочница-434473[1].jpg")
>>36947759
>>36947679
Wouldn't care if fake, read again any time <:^)
>>36947679
Nu ka davay stan' agentom. Zhizn' i tak korotka, huli tebe rabota kak programistom nuzhna
>>36947792
Coudnt if wanted even. Was living in germany for 10 years, so would be assessed as untrustworthy and possible planted double agent.
>>36940188
You are doing God's work, anon.
>>36940979
You fucked ^ anon, should have gone for the qt
>>36947810
>agents
>in Germany
Isn't Germany a cuckold country nowadays? Why would they have spies?
>>36947862
BND is filiale of CIA, it does not even respond to German goverment properly and spies on Merkel
>>36939664
Wow ive stopped using this board 6 months ago and come back to this
>mirin thread that is a humble brag
Kill yourself reddit boy
>>36947679
>love being in comfort of moscow
Never mind everyone, it's fake
>>36947904
Say what? As said, i lived for almost dozen years in Germany - nothing changed negatively when moved to Moscow. In other Russian cities it might be worse, but Moscow is beutiful, rich and overall very comfortable city to live at (if you have money).
>work at gym
>work in office area doing paperwork and stuff so usually in business casual type clothes
>usually work out in old tshirts and shorts
>sudden heatwave last week so come to lift in tank top
>walking out of building past qt coworker's office
>say "see ya later" to her
>she says "wow anon..! you look...nice!"
>next day
>walking out of gym again past another female coworker
>she literally says "daaaaamn, look at anon!"
>next day
>a member of the gym who I've talked to maybe once in the last 6 months comes up to me
>womanlet, slightly high test
>compliments my smile and says we should go out for drinks some time
I literally don't know what to do with all these mires. I've never been subjected to this much female attention in such a short time span. I almost want to just workout in a baggy hoodie and sweatpants so my gains aren't noticeable anymore. Is..is this what making it feels like?
Not a mire to me but to my workout buddy. So here's a back story
>new guy at gym shows up
>skinny and tall
>mostly does core and clean and jerk
He would do chin ups before doing the clean and jerk, except he would rest for a really long time in between sets and go on his phone. We see him all the time because I happen to like deadlifting and he's almost always right next to us
>Warm up with deadlift
>guy comes from behind, claims a pull up machine
>notice him taking videos/photos of my buddy while doing hex bar dl.
>tell buddy
>buddy stares him down
Idk if he was mirin' or making fun of us for doing hex bar deadlifts but it's weird to have strangers take videos of other people in the gym.
>>36939916
Is she using her fingers as tick marks or encoding in binary? Does she actually need to use her fingers to count? You may be hot for a Mr.F.
>>36947997
this is pasta faggot, i recognize it.
>>36944965
When's the last time you had something other than arm/shoulder day?
>>36946126
>what is reading comprehension
>>36939942
>Either way wrap that shit up twice son
Are you fucking retarded?
>>36947679
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>>36947683
Dude math always kills my boner, I'll just start looking at some like cool complex math and my brain boner sucks all the blood away from my dick
>>36939689
Ur gay
>>36942628
he wants the D
>>36939664
>the only compliments i get are from whores
>know they're just being nice because they want my business again
>whore: "you such a big boy! handsome too, right?"
>mama-san smiles and nods
>me: "t-thanks"
still, feels nice to be acknowledged for once.
>>36948815
Kek thank you but it's not, it's literally what happened to me last week. But go ahead and be jelly faggot
>>36941786
>Buff bagwell
>>36945567
This LOL
It's called she obviously wanted dick and you could have easily said, hey let's go outside for a minute, then took her out to one of your cars
>>36939867
Maybe you're a bad kisser
>>36946720
https://youtu.be/bBP0ecrvlW4?t=62
>>36944965
Arm day: strict movement, planned out, make every rep count, 2 hours.
Leg day: stand at squat rack, 4 sets of 5 at 135, 30 minutes.
>>36939664
>today at gym
>community day
>people set up tables to promote their fitness classes
I forgot to bring water and the weight room is on the second floor, so i had to walk downstairs to the water fountain
>finish deadlifts
>head downstairs
>as i turn i notice two q.t's at their table looking at me wide eyed
>look over and smile
>they look away and smile at eachother
felt so fucking good. I was extremely motivated after that.
>>36949323
Its a figure of speech you autist
>gym day today
>find a corner and set up my shit
>doing some push exercises today
>resting
>about to start up some clean/press
>set up bar on floor with weight
>older chick comes in ehh decent 7.5..she looks so soft though that I'd knead that pussy till she was bleeding
>she looks completely oblvious to everything
>walks so close to the bar that I cna't pick it up without hitting her
>she finally lays her ass down like right next to me to do donkey kickbacks on her knees with a 10lb weight between leg and thigh behind her knee
>keep seeing her look at me then around the gym, can't take my eyes off her soft tits that are super bucnhed due to her sports bra
>start talking to her since she had something I wanted
>she takes off her earphones immediately and seems happy to talk
>"well if you're here Wed I'll talk to you again."
>think that's smooth
>walking away but can see her staring the entire time
>get home...yeah gonna beat that shit up next workout
>just realize now TODAY is Wed and I thought it was Monday
>>36940188
you again.
>>36939689
>all those buzzwords
>be at school
>two qt 3.14s walking together, walk past them going the same direction
>one girl trips over something, the other says "dang watch out" or something like that
>hear girl who trips quietly say "sorry I was kinda distracted by him" they both start to giggle
I literally made a girl trip
>>36954701
She prob thought next Wednesday
>in college in socal
>used to be runner fag
>like 70 miles a week and able to bench press 75 lb dumbbells
>just got back from a run
>nothing on but running shorts, socks, shoes, and a nice sheen of glistening sweat
>two george foremans walk by
>one looks at me, pretty sure looking at my adonis belt
>make eye contact, pretend nothing happened, I've looked at tits too, and she's had her tits looked at, no big deal, we're young
>looks right back down at my crotch
>make eye contact again
>I smirk
>she smiles, blushes, and covers her mouth
don't know why some girls cover their mouths when they smile but whatever, felt good
>>36943374
>>36955638
>able to bench press 75 lb dumbbell
you think your big or something?
>>36939664
>girl I met ~2.5 months ago
>hang out with her; develop slight crush
>in LDR so can't think about it too much
>hang out a good bit, watch movies, etc.
>she tells me I'm flexing when I'm pouring her drink
>not
>asks me to flex for her, feels muscles
>tells me constantly current gf not appreciating me enough etc. etc.
be <1 month later
>at dinner with friends at friends house
>she keeps grabbing my arms
>says my arm is like 3 of her arms
>constantly telling me to poke her abs
>spaghetti, freshly boiled, pouring out my pockets
>just laugh it off hahaha
catching weird vibes. love ldr gf but she is the first real validation since I've been lifting. Gonna roll with the punches. Shit gets me through the week dot jpeg
>>36955638
it means theyre self-conscious about their smile
its a unconscious phycological reflex
>>36956118
100% ur ldr is fucking another dude right now, if not more. just get with this new chick
>>36955994
try running 70 miles a week without losing gains
>>36956131
oh. thanks
>>36940825
Good man
>>36956195
that feel when gf
>>36956167
>70 miles a week
sure bro
>>36956623
10 miles a day isnt a lot mang if youre an endurance runner
>>36956648
If you arent state champ it sounds like a waste
>>36956656
good thing I went to CIF state championships back in the day. 10 miles a day really isn't that hard
>>36956790
"Back in the day"
Stop believing there
Just like all the dyels who say "back in my prime I used to bench 300 pounds "
>>36940446
fUcKiNg KeK
>>36945486
It's not uncommon for someone to ask another person to feel an area they are having pain in to see if there is any noticeable issues
Don't be a faggot
I have a question for you guys semi related. Do you guys ever do barbell hip thrusts in the gym? They are so fucking good for glutes it's insane but they look so autistic and I've literally seen gifs of people doing them (although usually with shit form and super fast) and people making fun of them for looking retarded.
>meet girl in a club
>we fuck
>next day we're kissing in the back of my car
>she unbuttons by shirt
>"do you go to the gym?"
>get hot at work (labour job)
>wearing overalls tied round my waist and white undershirt
>one dude "anon, can you teach me how to train?"
>a woman "god you're really filling out"
>whenever i lift stuff up the girls stare
>go to mate's flat
>his sister is in town
>cool
>she brought a 9/10 friend
>omg
>we begin drinking and she starts feeling me up
>we shower together
>chilling with ex gf
>she has her head on my stomach
>starts feeling my abs, then starts kissing them, then she gets horny as fuck, mounts me and we begin to fuck
>after "anon i just want to fuck you all the time"
and for a guys no homo mirin story
>friend jokingly posts pic of me doing a straddle L-sit on facebook
>get messages from 3 different guys asking me how to get in shape
>>36956656
I do this much in the summer. It's too much cardio probably but it's super easy. If you go for a run each day 10 miles is a fun distance. Plus I live on the beach downtown so I just check out girls and get a tan. It's fun showing up the skelly runners too.
>>36957278
You can just use pl8s anon.
>>36957313
post bod or fake
>>36941000
whats v7?
Got a solid mire from a waitress at work today.
>Be me, 18 year old 5'7" 72kg manlet working as kitchen hand (started at 16.5 years old and 55kg)
>wearing tight shirt that shows off my arms because my work shirts were in the wash
>get to work, get started in the kitchen waitress who is at least a 7/10 but is like 23 years old walks into the kitchen
>don't notice her as I'm doing dishes
>She says, 'wow anon, look at your arms, you've gotten big'.
>Am physically stunned, don't know what to say
>t thanks haha
>she then said, 'How long have you been going to the gym?'
>I say I only do wii fit and zumba then wink at her
>she laughs
>Boss asks me if I'd bang her
>Say yes with no shame
>>36947862
They started two world wars. Do you really not think they'd be planning another?
>>36956918
Not as in shape as back in the day but still. Work takes up a lot of time as a lot of college grads learn
Stay mad, heterosexual
>>36957399
>Do you even green text bro?
>be me
>23
>strongk but layered with fat
>people tell me I can be big and have good frame (6'2", 215lb)
>start lifting on defecit
>big noob gains
>starting to get compliments from everyone
>work ass off all March
>looking cut as fuck
>confidence through the roof
>women can smell confidence miles away
>in grocery store
>see qt3.14159
>lock eyes and smile
>she grins like shes on nitrous
No joke, she literally fucking scans me head to toe and gives me a look of approval
>I produce spaghetti
>I turn 360° and manually walk out the store
>leave full basket of food on the ground
>mfw
Baby steps, baby steps. I've never gotten a more like that in my life though, It was awesome!!
>>36958004
Left out, this was after six months of lifting
>>36958004
youre delusional
>be me
>be girl
>shopping at grocery store
>weird looking guy (possibly autism) gives me the creep eyes
>make patronizing smile and give the big champ a look of approval so hell leave me alone
>he spergs out
>>36940825
get a fucking blowjob atleast man, live a little.
unless you plan on marrying your gf next month, fucking around ain't a thing
>>36939771
Never eat where you shit bro
>>36940825
>2016
>having a gf
oh boy, youre missing out on the best time for strange ever.
Everyones fucking everyone nowadays.
>>36957391
A grading system for bouldering. From V0 to V16 with the higher the number the harder the problem.
V7 is starting into the advanced range kinda
What does a good frame look like? (newfag)
>>36941946
He's famous?
>>36945412
Not all of us grew up watching our mothers fuck random dudes, Tyrone.
>>36940979
Thanks for the copypasta.
>>36957938
lookin nice
>>36957970
not really
>I just lurk
>not even fit, haven't lifted in a year
>finally go out of my way to buy nice fitting shirt
>natural broad shoulders and small hips
>even my usual self consciousness is gone with this super shirt on
>go to work
>first female co-worker gives me the fuck eyes
>I notice the second one mirin too
>first one says to the rest "damn anon looks good"
>second one says "I agree I just didn't want to say anything" with a cheeky smile
>get my chest groped by first girl
>tfw could've fucked them both before this but this mother fucking shirt just helps solidify it
>after the incident and before she left first girl started to always talk about how awesome her blow jobs are and that she loves anal sex
Too bad I'm in a relationship, but I have a new favorite shirt
>>36940235
>weird guy comes up to me and asks me to touch his chest for some reason
>I don't know what to do other than to touch his chest and hope he goes away
>i think he's been working out, hard to tell because he hasn't changed, but I tell him how i've noticed he's been working out to hope that he's satisfied enough to leave me alone
>>36959345
Sounds like work place sexual harassment
>>36959377
Maybe, but I'm not going to complain.
It motivated me to get back to the gym and pick up where I left off
>>36957313
Don't care if fake, but I N S P O
>>36946893
under8d
