>doing my workout
>stare intently at cardio bunny
>approach and talk to her
>tell her she's cute
>conversation goes kinda well and give her my number
>later i get text "hey, this is Mika."
>dont know what to text back
>1 hour later she texts "hey, this is Mika. :)"
>what do i text /fit/?! you didnt prepare me for this :(
Say hello you idiot
>hey, how are you? let's get some coffee (insert day convenient for you)
>>36933265
This you fucking mong
>>36933249
you're supposed to send a dick pic you spastic
she's basically begging for a close up of your scrotum mate, did you see that smiley face she sent you?
>>36933249
"Hey Mika, I saw you were working out pretty hard and was going to ask you if you'd like to buy some dbol, tren, or creating to help you with your workout goals? Oh and I've also been meaning to ask if you happen to have that tall brown haired Guy's number you were chatting with in front of the locker rooms last week."
>>36933299
dubs say send this, kek
>>36933299
Creatine*
>>36933260
And tell her "I was thinking of having a dinner together" or something. She is defiantly interested in you if she messaged you first.
>>36933310
She sure is defiant all right.
>>36933310
doesn't matter, op is a faggot and will fuck it up regardless lel
>>36933249
I can't even imagine hitting on a girl at the gym. I'm busy sucking dick
Ayy bb u want sum fuck
>>36933249
>hey how's it going
>her reply
>*ask her out*
Hurry up
>>36933249
>finally turn away from being fat
>build some above than average muscle (still not exactly build)
>start getting more likes on dating apps
>just browse through and expect nothing out of habit
>actually get a response
>no idea what to do
It happens
>>36933249
stop panicking say "hello"
>>36933333
nice get
>>36933249
bullshit. why in the fuck would she text you twice within an hour unless she's a desperate landwhale or something? this is not something sane, attractive women do.
>>36933333
Quints of truth
>>36933249
>>what do i text /fit/?! you didnt prepare me for this :(
Say
>Hey Mika, are you free tonight?
Then
>Let's go out and get (italian/chinese, whatever). I like (restaurant of your choice).
Then arrange the times and you're sorted.
OP here.
update: we might be going out this weekend to watch the captain america movie. tnx for all the advice /fit/ <3
>>36933249
If you're so autistic that you can't respond to those texts, how will you ever handle having out with her? Give up on Mika and work on your autism before approaching another girl.
How did you manage to talk to someone during a workout but can't figure out what to say through a text?.
>>36934183
This guy has the right idea, stop being so anxious and be con/fit/dant
Why are all the guys good-looking enough to get grills texting first fucking spergs?
>>36933333
Wew laddie
>>36934224
>>36934231
I'm just bad at texting ok. I'm not that autistic in real life.
>>36934235
The average folk need to up their conversation game if they want to get laid.
Its why hot girls who have always been 10/10 are strikingly vapid. They can get by just by being reactionary.
>>36933333
it will take him 33333 tries to get laid
keep at it op
Why do you people struggle so much to interact with other human beings?
>>36934220
HE'S IN, LADS
>>36933249
>OP does the hardest part
>gets to the easiest part
>OMG, /fit/ you didn't prepare me for this, what do?
You're beyond help. I'm gonna offer the best advice you'll get in this thread; kill yourself. It won't get any better, anon. Ever.
>>36933333
quints have spoken, op is a faggot
>>36933333
>>36933249
op is going up against kek, the will of the dubs, will he succeed ?
tune in next week to find out
>>36933249
Ask her if she's an archeologist
>>36933299
"Creating" is the new meme. Dubs confirmed!
>>36933249
ARE THOSE FUCKING CROCS?
OP, HOW DOES A CARDIO BUNNY RUN WITH CROCS?
>>36933310
this sucks, no one dates these days grampa
ask her to go to a bar or something
if you're underage chill in your parents basement
>>36933249
Text her back 'hey its anon how are you' whenever she texts you back call her and say 'hey how's your day going' talk about it, tell her a little about how your day is going, say 'do you want to go get coffee /drinks at (some place by your house) at (some time today or the next day)' at the date talk about regular people stuff (what do you do, where are you from, etc) and when you're done with your drink ask if she wants to come watch a movie at your place. Touch her while you're watching the movie, get cuddly, start kissing, say 'let's go somewhere more comfortable' take her to your bed, make out, get touchy, put her hand on your dick, undress her, play with her a while, put your dick in. Easy peasy, she already likes you, should work fine.
>>36933333
Kek'd
>>36933249
if you need help for this there's no way you had the confidence to go up and talk to her, fucking assclown
>>36934220
>to watch the captain america movie
you disgust me
well done tho
>>36934258
Then meet up
Say you dont like communicating over text so you should meet up
>>36933333
OP here.
update: it looks like I might not actually be in after all... She backed out on me and said she was busy this weekend.
What should I do?
>>36933265
This
>>36937643
SAY IOW ABOYT Next week?? just do it man
>>36933333
Quints
>>36933333
/fit/ will never change
10/10 bait OP,cant believe you retards fell for this shit.
He can get a number and talk to her in person but cant respond 1 text? Idiots.
just dropping by to HNNNNG over angie varona a bit.
fuck, so much test.
>>36934220
>>36935335
Kek
>>36937687
This OP
>>36933333
damn op you just got called out by quints
>>36933249
My name in Mika, its me a 180 pound blonde faggot
>>36933249
Ask her to get some coffee or something that could get your ass some serious social interaction with this bitch
>>36933249
>hey, this is Mika.
>hey, this is Mika. :)
>y-you can say that again heh
guaranteed success, dubs confirms
>>36937643
this is an imposter. pls dont impersonate me. i dont like it.
>I know I fucking saw your first text, you have a dog's name you bitch
>>36939712
Real OP here I'm a nigger
how to convince shy girls to fuck by text?
>>36933249
>wearing crocs to the gym
gtfo here. My asshole really tightened up.
>>36939748
Ask if she's an archaeologist
>>36939611
Fuck, if only this post wasn't too late
fuck off faggots
>>36939893
>>36939742
THIS ISNT ME. DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUY.
>>36933249
Are you fucking serious. You can ask a stranger for their number and make a good impression but returning texts is hard? You fooled yourself into thinking you want girls you just want to feel liked by them
>>36933249
lol u tk her 2 da bar|?
