You come downstairs to this man making breakfast after a night with your mom. What do you do?
hes gay though
>>36931875
with your dad then
>>36931879
what dad
>>36931875
sociallyretarded.png
>>36931858
make natty gains together with my new father
>>36931858
>my mom turmed scoobs straight
Yeah right. You fucked my dad, didnt you? Why is everyone in the downstairs lobby of my apartment anyway?
>>36931888
Trips of truth.
>>36931858
SCOOBS GET DOWN FROM THERE, THAT'S THE MILK PIPELINE FOR MY GOMAD DIET
REEEEEEEEE!!!
>>36932407
>>36932407
Kek
>>36931858
Ask for advice>>36931858
slap him on the ass and ask him if he feels like warming down with a few skateboard squats
>>36931858
parents are both dead, ask scooby to adopt me and make me his natty successor.
Ask someone who met scooby anything
can provide proof
>>36931858
My mom is afraid of sex and Scooby is gay.
She is a personal trainer and a gym proprietor though, so I guess they were up all night discussing exercises?
>>36932716
TINY?
>>36931858
Hug him & whisper "thanks for coming back dad" in his ear
>>36931881
kek
>>36933414
prove it faggot
Inject him with steroids
Btw I wonder if scooby ever sees these funny threads about him and laughs
>>36933909
>we're his special friends
Of course he does.
Special is a very good word in this case.
>>36933909
He might be closer than you think ;)
>>36933930
scooby pls
>>36933925
>tfw will never have a gay threesome with scoobs and his husbando
>>36933909
He created this thread
>>36931858
Hope he is has just as much a pleasant voice as he does in his videos or else i smash his head in with a fire poker for digging his hands in my corn flakes
>>36931858
>mfw my mom is a fat hunchbacked old lady
Gooby why
>>36931858
>High five my mom for scoring with scooby
>start feeling guilty bc I just high fived my mom for sleeping with a married man
>>36931858
Congratulate Scoobs on overcoming his mental illness and putting a degenerate way of life behind him.
Then we lift.
>>36931858
Ask if they used the skateboard
Lel, my mom couldn't pull scoobs... Or anyone...
>>36931858
H-hey scoobs, I-I mean dad...
>>36932407
lol
>>36931858
y-you too
>>36931888
This
>>36931858
Ask him if he did her natty
