Get a prostate exam or something

>>36927754
If "or something" involves fixing the issue at home, I'm interested. Not digging the prospect of explaining to a doc that I jizz each time I dump.

It seems you're gay.

Don't worry, the only possible side effect one can have from contracting this "gay"ness is liking persons of the same gender.

>>36927775
>Mild social discomfort between you and a doctor who doesn't give a fuck
>Dying of prostate cancer
gee, hard decision.

>>36927724
You should go to a doctor OP

>>36927846
This desu senpai

>I have a very specific health problem. My options are:
>Talk to my general practitioner about it and he can recommend a reputable specialist who is paid 300K starting to know everything about rectums and prostates
>Ask random strangers on a Tibetan blacksmithing forum
>OK, I've made my decision

>Is /fit/ like general "health" too? Oh well.

So there's nothing I can do for this issue at my home? I mean it's 2016. Isn't there some retarded lifehack thing I can do for this?

My dumb irrational feelings towards doctors and this issue aside...

>>36927914
Maybe talk to your boss about it at work. If he's an older guy he may have gone through the same thing.

>>36927724
Maybe try a stool softener. If your poo is less firm then in theory it shouldn't stimulate your prostate so much.

>>36927914
Who touched you?

>>36927846

This, dude. You'll probably be a welcome change of pace from the 143 patients he gets every day who keep tripping and landing ass-first on phallic objects

Haven't pooped good in a while.

It's either little specs or long pencil shits.

Upped water today will I be alright?

>>36927914

Search "colostomy" on Youtube, grab a steak knife and some sewing needles and try it on yourself, step by step. Between this and talking to a doctor, this is clearly the safer option.

>>36927724
Something is wrong with your prostate, most likely.
See a doctor.

>>36927972
What pain meds are usually involved with that operation? Is it just like morphine? I already have that.

>>36928028

For the guy performing the operation (in this case, you) nothing.

>>36927724
Go to a doctor something is obviously very wrong.

If you don't want to go to the regular doc you see ask to see a different one at the same office. That way they will still have all your files but you won't have to look them in the eye when you get a sniffle next

>>36928054
the fuck is a sniffle?

>>36928077
>He doesnt have a nose

>>36927724
Did you google this at all? Are you on any antidepressants? Seems like other people have had this happen, mostly female though.
Chances are it's nothing, the prostate is an erogenous zone. Especially for fags such as op.
But on the off chance that you have a mass on your prostate or something like that, just go get checked out op.

>>36927914

>people telling you it could seriously be cancer
>lol gimme life hacks for my orgasmic poop guyz

Google home chemo you retard.

>>36927724
This place used to be labelled "Health & Fitness" but it just became "Fitness" after 2015 I believe

I think you're suffering from chronic faggotitis

Starting eating 5x more fiber so you can shit all day and keep getting orgasms.

Problem solved. You're welcome.

>>36927724
Got a problem with your prostate bruh.
Yes if you have too much seminal fluid filling your prostate then you will either piss it out or your prostate will be stimulated when you shit and you will piss out the excess during a dump.

That's natural, that's how our bodies function. You are basically just being overly stimulated by the prostate during a bowel movement.

I think you should stop watching so much porn and go outside and do things.

You're prostate is working overtime thinking that you're a successful stud with access to millions of women and you're not.

But I think you might need to go to the doctor and get your prostate examined.