Do you guys eat pineapples before cardio?
What fuck are you even asking retard?
i eat your mums puss before cardio actually
>>36903712
Chinese food has too much sodium
>>36903742
>implying sodium really matters
unless you're drinking salt, it doesn't matter
>>36903761
This.
My girlfriend swears that sodium is the worst thing imaginable that you can consume.
I told her sodium literally doesn't matter if you drink enough water.
She still doesn't believe me.
>>36903742
more like cottage cheese, am I right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRo0AnR7wlc
>>36903781
kill her
>>36903639
celery also helps with cum
>>36903811
>it's too late
Since this is a cardio-related thread, do you guys think five miles a day on bike is sufficient? The bike trail closest to me only goes up to that distance.
>>36903761
>>36903781
well memed guys
you enjoy your ridiculously high bp
>>36904620
definetley not
>>36904671
How much should it be, then? I still finish the day out with a calorie deficit with this distance, but I could do more.
>>36903853
>>36903639
is that what the op is?
pineapple makes semen sweet or something?
>>36904728
yeah it makes your cum taste better
>>36904671
He didn't' even tell what his goals were, yet here you are, jumping to your professional conclusion
Sounds like a meme to me. I went to a high fruit diet and have for this reason been eating a whole pineapple 4-5 times a week and i havent noticed any difference in the way my cum tastes.
No cause I don't give a shit how my cum taste. If the bitch wants my cum to taste good then she better buy me some pineapples cause I'm not wasting my cash on that sour ass shit tier meme fruit.
>>36904792
Thank you, haha. I'm 201 and I'm trying to drop ten more pounds. I'm currently on a 500 calorie cut.
>>36904821
>>36904620
do laps
>>36903793
This is one of the most disgusting things i've ever seen.
>>36903793
the cottage cheese bit is a bit yuck but man do I know that pussy smell
>>36904728
Yep, makes it sweet. Celery makes pearly white. There's also zinc and some amino acids that make you bust ridiculous amounts of cum.
>>36904821
Kek
>>36903639
You have to eat minimum 1kg
>>36905424
yeh I got zinc, dunno where the fuck you get the other things though, a chemist?
>>36903793
Fucking Europeans are disgusting
>relevant
>>36905800
Just gag her with built up cheese
>>36906375
>>36903639
Re: OP pic
That's a start. Also, celery, watermelon, and shellfish in copious amounts. Excessive hydration and kegels help too.
>>36904706
30-60 minutes 6 days a week with heart rate at 60-75% of max.
>>36903781
consuming pure sodium is probably not a good idea.
eat caesium instead
>>36904821
dude D:
>giving a shit about how it tastes to her
>going out of your way just to cater to her
KEK
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
KYS BETA FAGGOTS
I love pineapple for itself but would never have it just for a bitch.
If I ever had a bitch coming over I would start chugging coffee and stuffing my face full of kimchi and rotten eggs. Teach her who's boss. Amirite guise?
>>36903639
How long does it take?
Like if I were buy pineapple juice, how long would it take for my jizz to taste better? How long do I have? How much do I have to drink?
>>36903639
nah i hate pineapple
>>36905800
Didn't they redo this? There was something swapped out with the L-arginine
How long does it take till the effects kick in? Is it only pineapple or any citrus fruit will do it? Because I eat a ton of organic oranges.
>>36904821
Damn, I keked way to hard at this
>bae
I hate that word so much
>>36903712
Good source of yeast to get them carbs bruv
>>36909572
The L-arginine breaks down in the stomach and very little is digested. L-citrulline is a precursor to L-arginine but doesn't get broken down in the stomach, so that actually increases your arginine more than straight up arginine does. Watermelon contains enormous levels of L-citrulline and eating one serving a day has been more effective for me than one 500mg pill per day of L-arginine.
>>36903639
>eating anything 6 hours before cardio
It's like you just want to waste your time...
>>36908013
>Not wanting her to snowball your cum back to you
>>36908973
A day to take effect if your diet isn't absolutely halal
>>36903639
This meme page wtf
My heart is broke. You can't trust high test bitches.
>>36905717
You have to cook
>>36905800
>taking a random cocktail of chemicals because a /fit/ infographic told you it would make your cum better
Enjoy dialysis
