If pic related had a band, what it would be called?
>>36840545
Not sure, but their hit single would be "I can't bend over so you have to"
>>36840545
4 Scoops
>>36840545
30 seconds to leaving humanity
>>36840545
The In-Security
>>36840545
Alice Scooper
>>36840545
> 3cc
>>36840545
Milkshake hotel
The Rich and Sara Chain
>>36840545
8 Hour Arms
I don't know but his name would be Tren Reznor.
The Terrible Torso Tats
>>36840718
Inhuman
Man dont fuckin talk to me
>>36840545
The Backdoor Boys
>>36840545
The Pianomen
>>36840545
Is that guy natty?
>>36840545
CMON and the 4 scoops
>>36840545
Avenged Sevenscoop
Five Scoop Death Shake
Richy Rich and the Mutants
>>36840552
Nah bro. Rich is flexible af.
>>36841138
Five hour arm workout.
>>36840545
rich and the mutants
Hail Mutant
>>36840545
Shoop fighters
Pianotera and their first record would be 8 hour arms from hell
>>36840936
Kek
>>36841243
underrated
>>36841243
Vulgar display of sara.
Far beyond humanity
The great californian armkill
Reinventing the confusion
Strait Synthols
maScoop 5
>>36840545
One day you MayMay
Mutant Army
>>36841614
he doesn't synthol (anymore) u goof
>>36841491
>>36841243
kek
Ricky Martin
he'd be famous for "Livin' La Huma Nity"
I must've made a thousand reps
Been haunted by humanity's screams
I can hear the marching feet
They're moving into the street
Now did you watched the video today
They say ive left humanity away
But I can see the my weight is not alright
killin in the gym through the night
Too many yams
Too many egg whites
Making too many mud shits
And not much gains to go round
Can't you see
This is a mussle confusion.
This is the world we train in
yuuuuu uuup
And these are the arms we're kiiilin
Use them and let's start pumping
To make it grow goddammit
The Rolling Scoops
>>36840545
Supermutant and the Pianomen
Rick and the Piñatas
>>36840759
underrated post
Scoop-Tang Clan
Look, if you had, one pin or five CC's
To acheive all of your goals in one cycle
Would you do whatever it takes, or just let it slip?
CMON
His joints are fucked, knees weak, dumbells heavy
There's real food on his sweater already: ben and jerrys
His BP is elevated, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
For 8 hour arms but he keeps on forgetting
What he put in his shake, the blender goes so loud
He opens his mouth but the special K won't come out
He's choking, how? Sara's joking now
The cookies ran out, haha busted ow
Snapback to reality, yep, there goes humanity
Oh, there goes Rich, he choked
He's satiated, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He knows that but it's already blended
He won't have it, he knows his stomach's distended
It don't matter, natty time's ended
He's so sad that he knows
When the special K no longer flows, that's when it's
Back to humanity again, yo
He better go do what it takes and hope it don't pass him
You only get five CCs, do not miss your chance to pin
This cycle comes once in a lifetime, bro
The oil escaping through this hole that is gaping
This site is mine for the taking, make it sting
As we move toward a body-image disorder
A human life is boring; collagen implants
Close to rupturing, arms only grow larger
Pianoman grows swoller, he blows it's all over
These commenters is all on him, back to back videos
He's known as the 5%er, lonely expos
God only knows, he's grown farther from humanity, mid life
Crisis he goes home and barely knows his own wife
But hold your nose 'cause here comes the synthol
His fans don't want him no more, he's all oil
But the beat goes on
shooop ahhhhh shooop shooop ahhhhh
Scoopy Doo and Friends
>>36840941
yes, but with at least 2 years of training
Well if /fit made a band it'd be "y-you t-too"
>>36843402
it'd be "30 years to gf"
>>36840570
>>36843490
Panic at Nabisco
Natatat
Celler dweller
P sure no one will get the band, y does no one share my music taste
>>36842390
tears
SHOOP A-HA
>>36842390
Vegen gains where are you now
When everyone's subscribed my channel somehow
The men of veggies, men of salads
Are losing control by the hour.
chours
I remember the growth hormone
When my weet were growing
The gains were bright
All through the night
And the sound of your laughter
As I left you behind
So long ago
I won't be coming home tonight
My generation will put insane amount of mass
We're not just making promises
That we know, we'll never keep goddammit
>>36842944
kek'd hard.
The unemployed?
>>36842390
>>36843924
Feelin' it
>>36843924
Did Phil Collins destroy his back from deadlifting?
Or maybe *not* deadlifting?
>>36840545
Busted
>>36840545
Fatman Scoop, ft. Scoop Dogg
>>36840941
Natty vegan actually. What you see is mostly cable crunches and a good stretching routine.
>>36840545
6 pac
>>36844869
You see my face on the monitor screen
coming at you for 90 days
see that face in golds gym
that man is me
At the drive thru at chipotle
there's no question why I'm smiling
you buy a piece of paradise
you buy a piece of keto taco (yup)
I'll blend everything you wanted
I'll shake everything you need
don't need to believe in hereafter
just believe in me
Cos were killin it
and he knows I'm right babe
I've been eating real food all my life
oh yes he knows yams
and he knows I'm right
and he's been telling me
to leave humanity behind
I believe in the confusion
with my ever loving wife beside me (yup)
but she don't know about martyn ford
or mat trucc I've trained last night
Gyno
End of passion play, crumbling away
I’m your source of good nutrition
Veins that pump with yam, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your gains construction
Watch me you will see
51 50 is all you need
You’re dedicated to
How I’m leaving you
Come curling faster
Obey your master
Your fat burns faster
Obey your master
Master
>>36840545
Five scoops death punch
>>36840759
win win win
Notorious S.C.O.O.P
>>36840545
Cant remember their name, here are some tracks though:
> Fanfare for the c'mon man
> C'mon people
> Ben (and Jerry)
> Scoops I did it again
>>36844942
>> Scoops I did it again
>>36841491
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IM EASILY INVOLVED IN MY FITNESS
ONE SCOOP FROM LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND
YOU WANTED TO BECOME MY FRIEND AND GET YOURSELF SOME TREN
I'VE GOT SOME TREN FOR YOU HOW WILL THAT DO
IS THERE NO NATTIES ANYMORE?
TRAIN YOURSELF BY YOURSELF, TRAIN AWAY FROM ME
A SESSION STARTED AT NINE, FINISHED BY NINE AT NIGHT
THREE
SCOOPS
D-BOL
WHATEVER IT TAKES
DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
Thats all I can come up with for now feel free to continue
Rich & The Paninis
It would be called SHOOOP AHHH SHOOOP
R. Piano and his 5 percenters
they'd be an experiemental neo-soul outfit.
>>36841491
Scooper.
Elton John
Sing us a song your the piana man, sing us a song tonight, ya were all in the mood for a malady and you got us feeling alright
>>36846098
That's Billy Joel dumbass.
>>36840545
Iron Scooper
>>36840545
Megagains (synthol of destruction, holy gains ... the proteins due, protein sells)
The Rolling Dumbells
Scööperhead (ace of gains)
Mutantica (protein in the jar, enter scoopman, for whom the bench tolls)
Piana Floyd (shine on you crazy biceps, comfortably dumb, learning to curl)
>>36847741
Seventh set of a seventh set, the scooper, two minutes to workout, caught somewhere in humanity, rime of the ancient mutanter, fear of the shart
