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Manlets have you ordered a noose and helium barrel yet?
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Manlets have you ordered a noose and helium barrel yet?
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I am tall and legit feel bad about making fun of manlets, even over the internet. In b4 janny cleanup
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>>36839320
>im tall

stop lying if you were tall you wouldnt be on fit at 3:14 am
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>>36839320
I would legit be mad if this gets deleted while the fucking /r9k/ invasion stays up

>>36839325
>there's one timezone in the world
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>lifting for girls

may be a manlet but im not gay anon
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>>36839331
stop lying i know europoors cant afford internet
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>>36839292
>a noose and a helium barrel
Wut?
So i can prevent myself from inhaling helium by strangling my airway?
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Tfw 6'1" manlet serf

Feels damn good being the perfect height brehs
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>>36839340
Try again champ. I'll help, it's 4:17pm here.
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>>36839340
In europe the infrastructure is actually government regulated, aka we don't have poverty internet speeds at €100+ a month
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>>36839349
shouldnt you be at work oh wait europoors dont have jobs
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>>36839292
Is 6' considered manlet territory?
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>>36839364
Not even the right continent
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So many insecurities from lanklets making fun of manlets it's hilarious. Tall and still can't get laid, i'd probably lash out at short cunts too
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>>36839371
Aussie?
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>Be 6'4"
>Spend half my days training - gotta be able to wrestle bears and break boulders.
>Some 5'8" faggot walks past me in the gym.
>Laugh under my breath.
>Wait until he passes by out of ear shot and say manlet.
>Pump some more of them D-lifts while staring at everyone else until they stare at me and obviously start mirin.
>Science says dogs, people and magpies stare at humans when they sense something looking at them, but I can tell the difference between that and miration.
>Laugh as I'm leaving the gym and I see that manlet pretend to call a girl on the phone and get in his car.
>wastingmoneyoncars.myparents
>Post this story in manlet threads where it's all manlets getting buttmad and not just tallgays getting fanny flustered.
>Feels so good to not be below 6'3".
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>>36839292
I'm a manlet and wouldn't mine. But I think they should also add in the weight. These chicks are too good at those stupid camera angles.
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>>36839384
Yes but that's not where I live. Wrong hemisphere.
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>>36839400
Russia? Japan?
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>>36839407
>Japan?
Bingo
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>>36839343
Helium is for in case the noose doesnt kill you so you can breathe in pure bliss
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>>36839415
Bet if you stayed in straya you would make fun of people shorter than you
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>>36839429
Well I'm 192cm so yeah. Amusingly enough my best mate is like 160-165cm
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>>36839320
>>36839435
So this post wasn't you?
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>>36839390
be 193 cm.
Get scouted by an model-agency.
Go in do interviews and take some test shots. They ask me how tall i am. Tell them im 193. They say im too tall and i have to lie on my model profile to say that im 189 cm (apparently the sweetspot for male models).
First day doing serious shoots for a well known brand. They picked my headshot among a few others. I get there, do makeup etc etc . While in fitting the guy gets visibly upset, he says he'll be right back. A few minutes later the photographer comes over and asks how tall i am, i tell them im 189, and he says don't lie to me. I tell the truth and they ask me to leave.

I get full pay for the day, the agency haven't bothered to get me another job since im too tall.
>being tall ruined my chance as making it as a model.
>everyone else who was there now works as part time models for Burberry/tiger of sweden and makes 300 grand a year.
>if only i was 6'2
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>>36839364
>europoors
>Not even the right continent
>Russia? Japan?
>Japan

>Aussie?
>Wrong hemisphere.
>Japan

I'm s enraged.

1. Euro and russia exists on 1 continent m8s.
2. Japan just a fucking tiny island, not real continent, stay mad poor jap.
3. Wrong hemisphere, what? Again wrong. Japanese archipelago in the same hemisphere as australia.
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>>36839365
king of manlets, in most western countries you'll be just above average but you'll see a few dozen people clearly taller than you every day
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Manlets BTFO
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>>36839545
That's why it's autumn in Sydney and spring in tokyo, right?
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5'6 yoooooo
used to care, then I got /fit/. now I couldn't care less.
>mfw I mostly hook up with my girls my height or taller.

I actually cucked some couple through Craigslist. wife was 5'11, husband was 6'3-4 and she wanted a shorter guy. was pretty awesome ngl. although I do not recommend using Craigslist for sex. shadiest shit ever.
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>>36839650
>5'6
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