It's BUG SEASON!
How much are you hating going on runs?
>tfw can't tan in my backyard because too many mosquitos
>inb4 ants
>>36823874
>the grasshopers are back
>>36823874
Favorite study spot is outside sitting area next to classrooms on a balcony. (good view of ocean) Overhead lights attract moths and flying ants. Behold the Swarm
>>36823874
>bees and spiders everywhere
I didn't ask for this
>>36823874
>cardio
ROACHES
>>36823907
>that reaction image for grasshoppers
You know that they are beneficial right?
>>36823907
>the grasshopers are back
>He didn't chase and play around with them as a kid
>>36823999
JUST
buy some advion
this shit works miracles
>>36824013
>>36824036
>supporting protein shake eaters
>>36823921
>Behold the Swarm
Dank
I live in Florida so I fight the insectoid hoards year round, ya'll niggas are straight up pussies
>tfw big brother Australia gave us their mosquito infestation so they didn't have to fight literally every insect and killer animal by themselves
Bless their hearts
>tfw phobia of butterflies
thank fucking god all of the monarchs are going extinct because of deforestation of their home forest in mexico that they all migrate to every winter
I'm fine around most other bugs but seeing a butterfly flapping around so chaotically fucking terrifies me
>>36824075
Are you a SpongeBob episode
>what a lovely summer evening
>i think i'll go for a ride on my trusty bicycle
>>36824075
this
i cant even look at pics of monarch swarms all over trees
i just imagine sliding down the tree like a firepole
>>36823874
>go to the gym
>cicadas are in my creatine when I get back
BEES
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S
>>36824075
>He's scared of butterflies
Nigger there are far more disgusting bugs to fear, let me know when you find a butterfly that's even 1/100th as terrifying as this motherfucker(which I have been attacked by twice while fucking around in the Everglades)
Fuck I live close to a pond and tons of standing water do there's fucking flies everywhere all the time. I get swarmed daily I hate it.
>>36824048
No not for eating.
Actually they are harmful to crops, my bad.
>>36823884
>Tanning
Enjoy your melanoma senpai
>>36824116
>>36824136
forgot pick
>>36824129
>cicadas
KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE, the noises they make set off my OCD like no tomorrow and ruin every quiet night I could ever have
>>36824152
DELETE THIS
>>36824107
Gnats are the fucking worst. They do nothing beneficial, ever.
>get home early in the morning
>hear buzzing
>water bettle flying around
>>36824152
Fly my children!
>>36824152
>>36824159
I am literally OK with this. Would run through them twirling around, enjoying a nice summer day.
>>36824161
chiggers are worse desu senpai
>>36824159
>>36824152
>>36824089
yeah pretty much, but I was scarred for life by being brought into a butterfly conservatory way before I ever saw that episode of spongebob
>>36824210
The fuck mate? There are literally only 4 species of butterfly that are scary, two of them eat other insects and feed on the corpses of small dead animals and the other two are just plain ugly(the latter two species will bite you and it's annoying)
>>36824210
How? Those conservatories are pretty neat. They just fly around, look pretty, and land on you innocently
>>36824278
It has something to do with anxiety over how chaotically a fluttering butterfly moves around. They just kinda float around and you can never guess what they're going to do next. Brownian motion is scary desu
>>36823884
>tanning
>2016
JUST
>>36824161
They pollinate the plants that go into your protein powder.
Horse flies are fun though
>>36823874
>Inb4 roaches in protein shake
>just got back from a neighborhood night run
>twisted my leg
>fell down in the grass
>nearly got my foot ran over after i fell down, thankfully i moved in time
>laid there for about 5 minutes before my leg stopped hurting
>when i got up i realized i had been laying on an ant hill
FUCKING END MY LIFE
I SWEAR I CAN FEEL SOMETHING TINY MOVING IN MY ASSHOLE AND INSIDE OF MY RIGHT EAR
FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHAT DO I DO
>>36823874
> Leave my donuts out on the counter while I watch TV
> walking to fridge to get some dew
> suddenly ANTS!
> Forced to eat 11 donuts so that the ants don't have a chance to ruin them
This is why I can't lose weight. Cause ants. Now I'm out of snacks and have to go eat more
>>36824155
Female... Wood borer of some genus?
I used to know insects well. I'm too rusty.
>>36823999
AActive my shit up senpai
Love it
>>36824152
>monarchs63
>63
Why do you have a folder full of 63 pictures of monarchs?
>>36823874
How can you complain about them? I live in mosquito land and they just make me run faster and rest a lot less, great for gains.
