Let's make a comprehensive list of things a person can do to make themselves for attractive.
Ignoring full facial reconstruction or anything too severe.
>be lean
>improve skin
>haircut
>beard
that's about it. having a personality also helps
>>36822262
Unattractive: guys who take 8x6 up their ass
>>36822292
would 3x10 be more attractive to take up my ass?
tattoes and gauges in your ears. also talk about retro video games and vhs ALL THE TIME
>>36822307
yes, go for it
post results
>Improve skin
>Whiten teeth
>Get haircut (unless you have a Jewfro, then you might as well stop reading now)
>Either go clean shaven or neatly maintain facial hair. There is no in between
>Get some sleep so you don't look like dried shit
>>36822262
Straighten teeth and brush frequently
Keep a fresh haircut
Clean clothes
Work on improving neck width
Eat veggies to improve skin color
Have friends and gf
Smile and be friendly
>>36822509
>Eat veggies to improve skin color
I thought this only applied to carrots?
>>36822509
brb off to the store to get a gf
>>36822509
>Smile and be friendly
How can I smile and be friendly when I hate myself, others around me and the world in general? How do I change?
>>36822537
>"You can spot carotenoids by the red, orange, green, and yellow color they impart to foods such as tomatoes, carrots, and apricots -- basically, any fruit or vegetable with these hues. Also, carotenoids are plentiful in dark leafy green vegetables: spinach, broccoli, and kale."
>>36822572
>Find something that you find legimately funny and will never stop thinking is funny
>Before interacting with anyone thing about that funny thing
>You are now smiling at the very least
Worked for me and I hate everything and legitimately don't laugh at anything that other people do.
>>36822572
take some 5 htp and l tyrosine
>>36822572
be high all the time
>>36822572
Eat more bananas
>>36822572
Watch old cartoons. Rikki Tikki Tavi, Soviet cartoons (Childhood of Ratibor, Cheburashka, Hedgehog in the Mist, There was once a dog), things of the sort. True beauty, true art, pure values.
>>36822615
>tfw I have to think of the plane scene before every social interaction
>>36822262
>© charlie homo
>>36822981
>not doing the power stance everytime u meet someone new.
Someone get this hothead out of here
>>36822262
spend and make more money
>>36822778
pls explain
>>36822572
Drugs or just get good at acting
>>36824205
I started to do the power stance when I run on the treadmill
>>36824365
Potassium in bananas promotes happiness. Google it...
What do you mean by improve skin?
>>36822572
>>36822572
I hate myself and have failed suicide once.
>Mailman randomly came into house while I was alone to drop off package and saw me OD'd
I smile at everyone, it causes me no pain, it's a nice thing to do and it makes their day better. If you actually do hate yourself then you know how shitty a feeling it is and how a simple thing like smiling and being friendly to strangers can help them throughout their day.
Maybe you don't actually hate yourself, maybe you are just blind to how selfish you actually are and resent the world for not loving you as much as you think you deserve.
>>36822491
>Get some sleep so you don't look like dried shit
b-but i can't
>>36824961
mainly drink a lot of water and go to sleep at like 10pm
>>36825142
>that last sentence
Very true anon, this is one thing I often notice about many depressed people.
I think it has something to do with the self esteem generation and not getting laid because you have no male roll models in your life, and your family of women's dating advice consists of "oh a woman will come along eventually", they don't understand women don't simply "appear" for men.
One benefit is that I understand women are selfish so I can avoid the pussy whip, the downside is I have no idea how to get them to let me fuck them.
Woah I got all fuck my life out of nowhere.
>>36822572
Just be wizard. But keep power levels concealed.
>>36822572
pop some MDMA before any social interaction
muzz on bro
>>36822276
>beard
kek, find a decent male model or actor with a beard. Anything more than dense stubble is not attractive to the majority of women
>>36822572
therapy
Let's see.
The easiest part is making your body more attractive:
>lift, do cardio, don't be fat
>dress well (clothes that fit you and that are fashionable)
>be hygienic (wash yourself, use deodorant, cologne and shave/trim your body hair if you're not going for bearmode)
But Attraction is 90% face.
Which is obviously (besides height), the hardest to change.
What are some common factors that make your face unattractive?
>unclean skin
Drink lots of water, change your pillowcase, do cardio, go outside, eat clean
>dark eye circles
drink lots of water, sleep enough, don't look at screens all the time
>weak chin/jaw
grow a beard
The other 10% are confidence.
Which, if you are ugly, just make you a creep.
However, if you improve your face, you can feel better and automatically be more confident.
If you're a total autist who doesn't have any friends, you might just give up.
It's up to you.
Work with what you have.
And don't expect any miracles.
It takes years to undo previous bad habits and their effects.
And cleaning yourself up will not turn you from a 5/10 into a 9/10.
>>36824707
What if I'm a ketofag?
>>36825953
>Just be wizard.
Like a 30yo virgin?
I'm a 22yo virgin, still 8 years to go
>>36826086
therapy doesn't fucking help
he should be saving up money and go on vacation to Thailand or whatever and just snort coke and fuck whores. That'll make him happy again
>>36826077
This is kind of true. Hipsters and sjw's have killed the beard. They pussified it.
>>36825115
nah that guy smiles and loves himself
>>36825115
>that image
top fucking kek
>>36826077
Sean Connery
![33797903[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LViAYFj.jpg "33797903[1].jpg")
>>36825813
>"oh a woman will come along eventually", they don't understand women don't simply "appear" for men.
Lel, I fell for this over and over. Now I'm 28 and still a virgin
>>36822262
>*TTHHHHPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTT*
>>36822262
Hydration.
It's seriously one of the easiest things to do, and something people most often neglect. You can google the percentage of Americans that are supposedly constantly dehydrated.
DRINK. WATER.
It's not hard. It does such good for you, and especially your skin. Because the next thing on my list is skin care, and for that, hydration is first. Next, change your pillowcase often. Minimum of once per week. Nutrition and at least 20 minutes of sun a day. When you're showering and putting shit in your hair? Don't let that stuff run down over your face. Shampoo might not be terrible, but if you use conditioner or a 2-in-1 combo? RINSE it off. Don't let that run down your face (turn around), and wash your body with soap when you're done. Avoid excessive hot showers if it dries out your skin, and don't be afraid of a light oil free moisturizer that also protects against the sun. And if you have other skin problems where you need to step up your skin cleaning game, then realize sometimes less is more. If your face is super irritated from scrubs, acids, washes, whatever, then back off a little bit and come back to it more gently. Brush your fucking teeth, too.
But HYDRATION. Stay hydrated. Drink your fucking water, all the time. You won't look like a sunken sad sack with funky skin. You'll be more attractive.
>>36826098
>change your pillowcase
What sort of faggoty advice is this?
>>36822262
IT'S EITHER ALPHA GENETICS
>>36826199
When you don't change your pillowcase regularly, you are laying night after night with your face in your own skin oils and rubbing them back in.
It's basically like rubbing your sweaty hands all over your face for 8 hours straight.
>>36826124
Spinach has even more potassium and is fucking awesome for ketofags. Great veggie to have in your repertoire.
Recipe:
Pork (however you like it cooked and this is good for leftover pork that reheats dry), fresh spinach, and a little bit of soft cheese (I use laughing cow wedges because I'm lazy). Saute spinach on low heat till it starts to wilt with the cheese, and make a creamy spinach (I use a pot and a rubber spatula and just kind scrap/toss that shit around). Don't cook on high and decimate the stuff. Low and long, and it will wilt with a little bite to it. Toss in a spoonful of apple cider vinegar if you like, pepper, cayenne pepper, whatever. Eat that on the pork. Throw mushrooms in it if you want. It's delicious and saves leftover pork from being sad.
Improving face :
>haircut
>trim beard
>wash face
>put cream on face
>get a natural tan
>pluck bushy eyebrows
>stick tongue on your palate (right behind your upper teeth) to have stronger jaw
>do vocal excercises to get a deeper voice and a better prononciation, no point having a pretty face if you sound like a retard everytime you open your mouth
>work on your smile
>sleep a lot
>don't be fat
>no mouthbreathing
>brush teeth properly
>keep you head up and don't look at your feet
>maintain eye contact
>people with big nose get into boxing and get your nose beaten to pulp for that cheap nose change (black eyes also make you look badass)
>>36826231
>>people with big nose get into boxing and get your nose beaten to pulp for that cheap nose change (black eyes also make you look badass)
topkek m80
>>36826199
So fucking faggoty. If you want to be even more faggoty, do what I do and use your plain white cotton undershirts (tagless hanes, lee's, whatever). Originally started doing it as advice after a piercing, but now I'm addicting to cuddling down for sleep with my faggoty-soft shirt covered pillows smelling fresh like the laundry instead of my sweaty skin. And I can change them whenever I want, and it's easier to wash a bunch of shirts for me rather than own 80 pillowcases.
>>36826243
What the fuck is going on with /fit/ now?
>>36826175
He has a beard because he is a bald old man. Not when he was James Bond
![Dennis_1_web[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qNDBs7H.jpg "Dennis_1_web[1].jpg")
>>36822276
>beard
>>36822276
>beards
>>36826203
>I posted it again, do I fit in with the other cool neo-traditionalists now?
>>36826098
>cologne
everything but this. cologne is the olfactory fedora
>>36826427
what to use then?
>>36826203
This is pretty all over the place and seems pretty cultic and unsubstantiated but it affects me on an emotional level, like the cuck comics
>>36826430
Decent soap and deodorant. Seriously, that's enough for most people. This one chick I was dating made me keep using the same soap cause she loved the smell so much. Hell, even after we broke up she made her boyfriend use it. Made me laugh really hard when he found out why.
>>36825813
>woman came along, met her at a house party
>drunk making out and sex, my first time
>next day text her saying I had a great time and if she wants to meet again
>she calls it a mistake and denies/rejects me the next number of times we run into each other
thanks mom
Does anyone else find it amusing when you don't wash your cock and your girl gags on the cheese?
>>36822509
>widen neck
I'm finally doing something about my skinny neck. It's skinny as fuck in comparison to my arms and shoulders. It'll also help when i eventually join a boxing gym
>>36822262
b urself
>>36826077
>Anything more than dense stubble is not attractive to the majority of women
uuhhhh
wrong?
>>36826400
>>36826411
>They can't grow beards, upper or lower!
>>36826767
everytime
>>36822276
>>be lean
>>improve skin
>>haircut
these
and how you dress/hygiene is a big one
ppl are attracted to me until i open my mouth. i sound like a moron
>>36822572
>>36822572
I do it. Everyone at my job wonders how I'm so happy and smile all the fucking time. I just force the behavior. Eventually it becomes easy.
>>36826467
You must be terrible in bed. But then again, what can you do if it's your first time.
>>36827023
Smiling all the time is not good.
1. People may think you a little 'dim'
2. People can mistake it for smugness
3. People won't take you seriously
Smiling is good, but dont over do it m8
>>36826926
thqt guy is opposite of what women I want, want.
>>36825142
>Maybe you don't actually hate yourself, maybe you are just blind to how selfish you actually are and resent the world for not loving you as much as you think you deserve
Damn. Well that's actually kind of a motivation for altruism.
>>36825813
"I know that pussy ain't free." -Kanye West
>>36822572
Picture the holocaust
>>36826427
You're just buying shit cologne and putting on too much of it. A good cologne is the cherry on the top of any good ensemble.
>>36828945
muslims pls go
Live with purpose.
>>36822981
>>36824205
>>36824476
>>36822615
Imagining the plane scene before social interactions works to a point to get you through the day, I found that the best thing I ever did for social interactions was actually putting on the mask.
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
>>36828945
How can you if it didn't happen?
>>36829208
muslims pls go
>>36822572
Life isn't awesome for anyone, now get over it and be someone.
>>36826467
What ELSE did you say?
Did you add a bunch of hurrdur I want to be with you after forcing her to eat a bowl of eggs?
>>36822262
Kill self to reroll better genetics.
>>36829909
no amount of working out is gonna fix that face kek
if you are a chick with ugly face you are fucked.
Lads, how bad is my face? Am I above 5/10? What can I improve.
>>36830076
>nonwhite
A 12 guage would do wonders
>>36830076
Get out arab nigger. Whites only board. Build you own internet shitskin.
>>36830382
>>36830410
>>36830382
Wanted some genuine feedback, brehs. :(
>>36830544
ur uggo
>>36830076
Get rid of the pedo-mustache.
>>36830588
I've found that the only way I can be happy and truly love myself is by constantly trying to improve.
>>36830667
>I've found that the only way I can be happy and truly love myself is by constantly trying to improve.
You can't improve an ugly face
>Arab
>Frogposter
You sure have lots going for you
>plenty of fruits and vegetables
>beta carotene supplement
>change bed sheets and pillowcases often
>moisturize your face daily
>get some sun now that it's warm
get your hair touched up every 3-4 weeks
>walk upright
>manscape your face every other day (eyebrows, nose hairs, beard)
>benzoyl peroxide if you still get even mild acne
>gargle hydrogen peroxide once a week
this is shit that I do
>>36830689
>You can't improve an ugly face
Of course you can. I know you're just shitposting, but just about every single thing in your life, you can improve in some way. It will take time, but time is the only thing we really have.
>>36830700
>You sure have lots going for you
pls no bully
>>36822572
You're probably both gay and really stupid to be honest.
>>36830732
>gargle hydrogen peroxide once a week
>beta carotene supplement
explain those
>>36831046
hydrogen peroxide cleans and whitens your teeth
beta carotene puts color on your skin if you're pale af like me
>>36831095
i just turn orange from beta carotene
is hydrogen peroxide bad for the enamel?
>>36831109
It's bad for enemal but amirfags be all about that Hollywood smile.
>>36831109
>>36831210
you're wrong, the jury is still technically out but the General consensus among the dental community is that concentrations at or below 38% do no damage to your teeth. hydrogen peroxide is typically the major whitening ingredient in kits. but you can buy a big brown bottle for a dollar at the nearest drug store
>>36831242
oh and the brown bottles are normally
only 3% peroxide. the rest is purified water.
>>36822262
Probrably the single best thing you can do to improve your appearance is to get 9 hours of sleep every night.
That means if you need to get up at 7am that you are IN bed at 10pm.
>>36831264
Does it work? What's the regimine?
>>36826199
You should also be washing your sheets weekly.
>>36822572
Fucking retard. If you hated yourself and everyone around you then you would have nothing driving you to be more attractive. Don't spew faggotry like that on here.
>>36831298
I don't really have a regimine. I just gargle it like once a week when I feel like it's been a while. but I do brush rinse, floss rinse, peroxide, dry brush, rinse
and it must work because when I originally started doing it in HS my gfs mom commented on how white my teeth were.
I've heard people doing half peroxide half water but its mostly water already.
>>36829941
S U R G E R Y
>>36831357
easy to fuck up
expensive
invasive
>>36829644
Life is what you make of it. If you dislike something about yor life, then work towards changing it or stop complaining.
>>36831095
>>36831109
>>36831046
>>36830732
>Beta Carotene supplement
I SWALLOW 50,000 IU OF THESE FUCKERS DAILY AND THEY DON'T DO SHIT
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
>>36822307
10x3 would be easier and won´t leave your butthole ruined for fuckings to come
>>36829941
Chick with ugly face can still go for butter face status and do well.
>>36830076
lol not bad at all.
6/10 at least
>>36822509
>>36826890
>Widen neck
HOW?
>>36831401
idk
I usually turn orange just from drinking carrot juice every day
Makes me orange and in no way attractive, I don't get this beta carotene meme
>>36831401
you might just have some kind of resistance to it. up the dose. just make sure there isn't some overdose warning
>>36831346
Thanks, braha
>>36829909
what a bad breakfast
>>36831433
Power cleans and diddly lifts.
>>36822262
Who dis
>>36831429
thanks, dude!
>>36831600
Yo-Landi Vi$$er from the South-African zef-rap-rave group Die Antwoord
>>36830076
You're not bad at all. You could totally get chicks. As long as you're not autistic about it.
>>36831401
Just eat carrots, but it doesn't work anyway you'll just turn orange and it doesn't come in even you get random orange areas on your skin.
>>36826400
Worst gloves I've ever seen.
>>36822262
He happy
>>36822572
Try no to take things too seriously and just be yourself.
