Why haven't you bought chickens of your own to get dank looking eggs like this, /fit/?
>>36783322
That better be fucking hot sauce
My friend had a chicken. They're annoying.
>>36783334
obviously sriracha
>>36783322
I did have chickens but they died
>>36783322
those eggs are overcooked.
>>36783354
not over cooked at all. I make the dankest eggs
>>36783348
time to get more chickens. probably the easiest animals to take care of (after you build yourself a coup) and they actually serve a purpose
>>36783322
I want backyard chickens. Husbando says no because they're too much work.
>>36783448
They're not if you have space for them. I just let them out in the morning, make sure they're good on food and water and they do their own thing. Gotta make sure they're locked up at night. Had 2 chickens killed by racoons already through the fence
>>36783633
Raccoons and coyotes in my neck of the woods (yes, in the "city").
Do you think it's cheaper than $4/dozen to maintain them? Not including initial costs for coop.
>>36783695
Yes. You can feed them vegetable scraps which won't cost you anything and if you want to buy grain feed for them it works out pretty cheap if you only have a dozen or so. Water won't really cost much either.
t. My parents have a poultry farm.
>>36783334
Eggs are better with ketchup
>>36784443
Normal ketchup nah, banana ketchup yah
>>36783354
options are like assholes, anon
>>36784463
banana ketchup? what the fuck is that?
>>36783322
>not eating based eggs with mustard
>making it ever
why bother eggs are like 20 for £2 lol
>>36783346
>cock sauce on chicken eggs
is this real life
desu i have never in my life bought eggs, nor vegetables.
Based grandma has everything, even pigs and cows and shits
Those eggs look fucking lit af tbqhwu famme
Making me hungry for some late night eggs, now.
Scrambling 5 eggs with some salsa and a little bit of pepper is a god-tier meal
People look at me like I'm crazy when I say I eat 5 at a time. I mean, it isn't that much food
>>36784591
>europoor estrogen filled eggs for 2 euro
nah Ill take my free range grain fed natty chicken with no estrogen m80
God teir scrambled eggs
>dice 1 onion, 1 pepper, 2 cloves garlic, spinkle some chives in (This will be a mix that will last 10 days on average)
>throw in raw spinach (freezing it makes it stay fresher longer)
>throw in sun dried tomato
>some butter
>.00001 tbsp of oil (just enough to ensure the butter doesn't burn
>once spinach is wilted, throw in onions and pepper medley
>once the onions are clear, throw in your meats if you want them
>throw in eggs
>low heat, move off and on heat, if you want them runny (best)
>or be a faggot and brown them blech
Isn't it more expensive in the long run? I live in the city anyway, don't wanna be some hipster faggot with a tiny coup in my small backyard.
>>36784535
Bleached and well maintained ?
>>36784463
flipnigger detected