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I have the female pattern.
Does that mean that I am a low test faggot? How do I fix this shit, /fit/?
Note: I am 27 years old.
>>36781867
post pic so we can see if you are right or wrong
Illuminati confirmed.
>>36781867
dick pic is the only way
lel no, I ain't posting nudes on the chans.
But my pubes are sadly like that right picture. Am way too old for any change now, right?
>>36781867
You'll be the only person bothered by it. Don't even bother making this an issue.
>>36782073
how would we know without seeing the pubes
>>36782073
>pubes
>not shaving cock pasture
>confirmed for virgin
>>36781867
I'm bear-mode in terms of hair, I like it. All over my body including back.
Gonna have to share pics bruh!
Trust us we are doctors.
>>36782127
>shaving any body hair
>not being mountain man mode
Women literally don't care
>>36782164
>implying its for women
>implying i dont want my pubes to get caught on my zipper
>implying i dont want to get pubes stuck on my foreskin
>>36782224
>caught on my zipper
How? This shouldn't be an issue unless you don't wash and have dreadlocks for pubes or some shit
>pubes stuck on my foreskin
People have this problem?
>>36782224
Jesus anon are you growing pubes to make pube wigs for kids with cancer?
Or are you just a hairy shitskin dicklet?
>>36782164
>implying he's not a twink
>>36782288
hurr durr I can't have a beard because it gets stuck in the microwave, I can't have leghair because it gets stuck in shoes, I can't have pubes because my dick is the same length as my pubic hair and it gets stuck in foreskin
>>36782353
I meant to reply to this >>36782224
>>36782288
I never wear underwear and have to be conscious of catching pubes innazipper. Has happened once or twice.
>>36782394
Free ball every day in summer/warm weather. Never had an issue with a zipper full bush or otherwise. I was sure it was a movie zipper meme
>>36781867
Yes you are a low test faggot
>>36782288
Oh god my pubes get stuck in my foreskin all the time. I thought I was the only one
>>36782424
I've been freeballin year-round (florida) for a decade. Also never shaved my downstairs, ever. More time + more hair = more zipper incidents.
Femanon reporting in with the male pattern.
Gonna get fit and start a lucrative reverse trap/cuntboi career.
>>36782458
Are you middle-eastern? I dated a middle-eastern chick and that bitch had an extensive pube-forest from thighs to bellybutton. I shudder to think about it.
>>36782394
Trim them you autist
>>36782073
as though somebody is going to recognize your penis? That would imply you have had sex.
seriously, fuck you. you ask a question about the shape of your pubes and people want to help you, but you don't give any pictures.
Fuck off
>>36782326
>pube wigs for kids with cancer
>men's pubic hair is an upward triangle
In the sense that the hair on the stomach extends upwards, sure - there's still a dense mass like an upside-down triangle around the penis, though (at least on myself and every other image I've been able to easily find on /hm/). It sounds like you only have that dense mass, and not the hair coverage on your stomach.
I suspect it's normal - look up some male genital regions on imagesearch and see how they match up, that will raise your test if nothing else.
>>36783779
It's already bad enough that /fit/izens watch half naked men all the time, now you want them to start watching men's crotches?
>>36781867
Shave it you stupid fuck
