CONFESS YOUR SINS
I ate like 15 wings and drank a shit load of beer for the first time in months last night.
My stomach feels like shit this morning but it felt so good at the time...
>first time in months
Not the end of the world, senpai. Just don't make a habit of it
>consuming protein and carbs
>sinful
>>36778400
>implying there is not good / bad anything.
I don't lift weights.. merely here to look at the bods.
I do know about lifting though so I'm always in threads shitposting.
>falling for the lifting meme.
>>36778400
Are you one of those clean eating fags that PHD, pro bodybuilder, and alpha male Layne Norton always makes fun of?
>>36778343
I dunno, breh. I eat 15-20 wings every evening.
>tfw eating whatever the fuck I want
>>36778455
>clean eating
i literally implied that it's fine to eat chicken wings and drink beer. are you feeling ok
oh boy, here we go. I fasted all day yesterday through work, and for some reason i thought taking a cheat day (im trying t do a controlled one every two weeks or so) wasa good idea. straight to the grocery store after work, purchased the follwing
>1 310g bag nacho cheese cheetos
>2l chocolate brownie ice cream
>2 cans of vanilla coke
>1 three meat delissio pizza
at all that while watching anime. but thats not all. a couple hours later had
>a big bowl of chocolate peanut butter ice cream
>3/4 of a pepperoni pizza
>a giant bowl of fruitloops
i regret nothing
Went to red lobster last night
>clam chowder
>cesear salad
>multiple chedder bay biscuits
>Cajun chicken pasta dish
>ice cream and chocolate cake
Also tried some fried calamari, scallops and snapper
>>36778343
I went to steak n shake last night (for the first time in at least a few weeks), ordered a regular fry and a banana milk shake
>they gave me a large fry instead
I had a glazed donut this morning... It was from Dunkin donuts and someone brought in a box for the lab. IT WASNT EVEN GOOD BRUHS! Like, it tasted like trash, but I don't waste food so I forced it down. Now I just feel so... Dirty.
I ate whole XXL case of Tic tacs in under an hour
Baked Mac n Cheese... so Much cholesterol but, so worth it.
>>36778565
thats not too bad bro, its just a donut, 400 cals max.
>>36778343
>workout
>eat
>shower
>drink a tall boy of mountain gainkiller
>>36778645
why?
>>36778343
Ate about a third of one of those taco rings and 4 tacos with it. Today's 5k is gonna fucking suck.
>>36778645
Thank you I'm not the only one with this problem
>>36778947
You ever sit down?
It happens and has happened. I never had grape flavored tic tacs before but man are those things great
>>36778343
Forgive me, /fit/, for I have sinned.
I have only gone to the gym about six times in the past three weeks. I know it's for the greater good - I'm fucking my test levels so I can get trt and pharma grade test - but I feel like shit because of it.
I skipped yesterday's workout and I didn't catch up on it. I'm just gonna go do my next workout tomorrow.
Oh well, two times a week is still better than not at all.
Got a sick lat and bicep pump last Friday then made out with a 15 year old at a house party . Am I pedo mode yet? I'm 18 btw
>Orange 10g sugar
>Tootsie roll 2g
>lift
>Cottage cheese 10g
>S.Potato 10g
>Carrots 10g
Cut ruined feel ashamed.
>>36779109
My first gf was 15, I was 18. To be fair, I had just turned 18 a week before we became official.
No one called me pedo at the time
When I moved away (uni) to dorms, people there called me a pedo...
>>36778471
summer bulk 2016
I stopped counting calories a while ago, it worked on my cut but now that I'm bulking I can't do it. I also just ate a big waffle with syrup and powdered sugar
Forgive me /fit/ for I have sinned.
>>36778490
When Zombie apocalypse happens I want you to run next to me :)
>>36778490
jesus christ dude i hope you're joking
>>36778343
I planted deadly nightshade close to the neighbours property and told his kids the berries are yummy treats.
>mfw no more pissy child tantrums ruining my mornings
>>36778343
i made 80 cookies for my family and took 2 of them to see how they turned out instead of letting my brother decide.
>>36778645
FUCK
I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM
>>36778343
was on vacation last two weeks
>out with friends everyday
>shit food and drunk
>like 4 hours of sleep at max per night
>hangover every single workout
>190 heartrate when doing cardio
>after a whole week of drinking and half assed gymtime got sick as fuck
>stay in bed for a week playing vidya
>lose about 3kgs
>>36778343
I love me some chicken wings. The crunchy breaded Hooter's wings are the best, but that's special occasions.
>>36779109
>>36779522
I've recently moved from a college town to a suburb.
Caught myself checking a girl out in the grocery store before I realized that, in all likelihood, she was not in her early 20's, but was a high school student.
>secretly gay half in denial bout it
>scared of locker room incase there is a hot person i'll pop a boner to
>had a few close calls
>stop showering at gym
>two friends i go with keep asking why i don't
>a-a-athletes foot
contemplating suicide making it look like an accident.
dropping the bar over my throat while benching or something
>>36779855
That's ok, so long as you don't injure their dog or something truly heinous like that.
>>36778490
And these cheat days are every other week, you say? Keep up that pace and you're not gonna make it.
>stop disregarding females for one night
>qt3.14 coworker invites me out for drinks
>brings hot roommate
>proceed to get drunk af and go bar hopping with two super hot chicks
>end night with fried chicken and waffles
>wake up to massive hangover and diarrhea
>step on scale
>3lbs lighter
is it really water weight or are women literal gains goblins?
>pic related
>>36778538
>he thinks you have to eat all of the food they give you
>>36778538
>not ordering the banana milk steak
its a fucking Steak N Shake bro, cmon
i start to rethink my sexuality everytime when i see the +6" bearded /fit/ husbando in the new gym i go to.
Hes so goddamn muscular, manly and handsome.
I want him to be my gymbro. How do i proceed?
>>36780125
Gains goblins.
>Move in with girlfriend
>she lies around all day, idgaf
>Wants attention like mad,
>attention is me sitting around doing fucking nothing
>gets mad when I spend to much time at gym
>gets mad I want to play games, despite asking her to play constantly
>gets crazy fucking upset, we fight, make up and usually end up eating shitty food.
>feel myself losing test and gains.
>tell her to get fucked and leave after a fight
>in the next month I break literally all of my plateaus
Seriously wish I was gay.
>>36780050
Fucking embrace it man. women are the fucking worst.
>>36780283
>women are the fucking worst.
homos are basically women times ten. degenerate to boot.
>>36778645
>tic tacs
>>36780406
I guess I'm biased.
The gay dude I lift with is bro as fuck. His boyfriend is a faggot though.
Honestly, I've tapped out of relationships. They just aren't worth it.
>>36781039
same. never even got into them.
there's more to life man.
