So you're at the gym and this sexy Syrian refugee slaps your ass.
What do you do?
Ask her if she needs me to check her squat form, duh
kill her
>sexy
rag heads are disgusting
Pull off her head scarf and tell her that's how disrespected I feel after having been sexually assaulted.
>>36772704
follow her culture and cut her head off for showing her hand skin
>>36772704
>Syrian
>Sexy
>implying mudslimes can be sexy
>>36772704
>What do you do?
tell her father or brother so they beat the shit out of her.
then report the family to immigration.
>>36772765
You're an autist m8
>>36772794
why is her face tanner than the rest of her body/10
"this interaction is haram, and you must be killed to preserve your honor. I know you understand"
>>36772704
I live in america. We don't get syrian refugees
>>36772804
it's called makeup friend, how old are you 12?
>>36772704
Tell her imam and have her stones to death for her adulterous ways. Succubus
>>36772794
went to lebanon to the capital and some resort long ass time ago, i remember girls there were sooo hot
reeee i wish i wasnt an autist back then
stab her ~50 times in the neck and chest, cry, and run away until i'm arrested
>>36772834
Actually we get the most in total and libs want it to be higher.
>>36772704
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>>36772704
Tell her that was haram.
>she
>her
topkek
>tfw asked qt non-hijab muslim coworker out
>she never responded to my email (wanted to ask her out in person, but never got the chance)
brehs... i just want a qt3.14 non-slut gf
>>36772704
I would break down and cry like the bitch I am.
>>36772960
I would ignore you to
>>36773018
;_;
what's worse is i keep thinking about her. maybe she's too shy to reply to my email
>>36773061
Nah she would have replied to you just move on
>>36772960
>asking a girl out through e-mail in [CURRENT YEAR]
has autism gone too far?
Going to Quebec in the summer, ganna snag me a beurette babe desu
>>36772960
>asked grill out via email
How does it feel doing something so autistic that youre probably the first in the world to do it??
>>36772704
thought that was omar isuf desu
>>36772960
>autism intensifies
>>36772960
Autism
fuck her right in the pusst
>>36773148
Kek
>>36773120
anon, that is a man
>>36773077
i think you're right
>>36773085
>>36773135
>>36773149
>>36773153
i just asked for a coffee. didn't write "will you go on a date with my plz"
i know i fucked up, but there is the saying you miss 100% of the shots you don't make, which i was kind of following
>>36773185
That wasnt a fucking shot. That literally had zero chance of having her say yes.
You didnt take a shot you closed the door for yourself by doing that.
You work with her. There is nothing wrong with going up to her and asking her out
>but i havent seen her
>we have different schedules
>another beta reason
Find out when she works, come in to ask your boss for a random shitty thing. When you see her ask her out. The end
God the autists here annoy me more than the fatties, sjws, and niggers combined
>>36773274
i haven't seen her, and she moved branches of my workplace. i think my only chance was to email. my other option was texting, but i have never texted her before.
will ask in person in the future.. i still think about this whole thing way too much
>>36773367
text is also ok, if you talked to her and she gave you her number. not by grabbing her number from somewhere and then texting her, thats just creepy
if she doesnt reply, or replies in a week ditch her and pretend you never texted her in the first place
going via email is just awkward
approaching and talking face to face is best, after your first time being direct its gonna get easier with every girl. simple solution is usually the best one, even if you sperg out next time you will be stronger and better
>>36772704
fuck off with your rag head and refusal to show skin/look slutty.
>>36772704
Ask her where her husband is and if he's not there, stone her
>>36772704
Force feed her bacon.
>>36772704
fuck her gently in the middle of the gym
>>36772960
jesus christ anon. E fucking mail?
سأقتلك، شرموطة
>>36772704
Smooth draw, squeeze squeeze squeeze, tap rack bang, 3rd sight picture, holster up. Finish set.
>>36772704
>sexy
get her preggerz with my jew dick.
