>tfw my parents didn't name me Chad Chadwick
Why even live? I will never be an alpha with such a pathetic name like Lenny
>tfw parents never named you Maximus
Fml
Being Len is pretty Chad.
>>36763947
>Named Maximus
>Everybody calls you Max
>No one even asks what it's short for
A least you guys aren't called Bruno. Fucking dago name. I'm not even of italian descent.
>>36764248
That's a good point. Could be maxwell.
Fuck all of you. My name is Juan.
>>36764256
That was my second option. Bruno. Came out Julian.
Could be Maximilian ;_;
>Named Blade
>Everybody thinks that with a name like mine I should either be a movie star, or a pornstar
>I work in a shop for just above minimum wage
>tfw I'm Marius
>>36764276
You got lucky. What the fuck do people imagine when you say your name is Bruno? Either a Jersey shore style spiked hair faggot or a dirty italian.
The thing is I pretty sure that being named Bruno hindered me in phone interviews. I work in the financial industry and when I went there for the last interview (face to face) the old lady said: wow you are very different from what I expected.
I'm pretty sure they were intended to hire me as a diversity quota, expecting that a guy called Bruno were at least half nigger. But I'm a 5' 11" blonde manlet.
>>36763936
>alexander
>still a robot
>>36764364
Most people probably think of Bruno Mars when they hear Bruno.
Pretty much, everyone thinks you're a manlet.
>>36764386
I know famalam. I wish I had a classic name like yours. Life is suffering.
Well at least my mom didn't named me Ludovic, my grandfather's name.
>tfw name is jack johnson
>want to get ripped to post a douchebag shirtless ig pic with one caption
>"jacked johnson"
