It was all just a big misunderstanding, guys. I was being paid to write conspiracy fiction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9T0PtLHfJU&nohtml5=False
>>36754225
Is this guy like fully autistic?
>>36754245
yeah.
No wonder he has no friends, his entire life is a lie
>>36754225
>not even 30 seconds into the video he starts talking about "there's even more about me people don't know" in the "I hope people find me interesting" tone
He really can't help himself, can he?
>>36754257
Why does he have a YouTube channel? Doesn't he have carers to stop him doing stupid shit like this?
>>36754293
YouTube is how he makes his living now.
Honestly I use to fuck with Blaha but now I don't know that dude is hella weird.
>>36754225
I knew a guy like this. Who always had a story to back up everything, no matter how ludicrous it was, he would stand by it, and then sometimes the stories would change. But he was so obviously lying. All talk, no walk. Sound like I'm describing Jason?
>>36754225
Has anyone found someone from his high school days? I'd love to hear about what a loser he was.
>became a public figure on youtube
>consult lawyers
lol
Jason looks like microwaved peeps he looks awful
>>36754402
Public figure lel he is so full of himself
>>36754371
same, had a friend who lied about everything, and i mean EVERYTHING. he'd go to 7-11 and say he went to Macs, even though he was holding a 7-11 bag. we'd point that out and he'd say some shit like Macs ran out of bags so they sent a guy over to 7-11 to steal some more bags. we'd point out that 7-11 is right across the street and Macs is on the other side of the city and he was only gone for like 10 minutes, and he stuttered and stammered for a bit then screamed FINE I WENT TO FUCKING 7-11 ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY? he did shit like this every fucking day, lied about literally every aspect of his life and did it with such confidence that eventually we realized we have no idea who this person is. we arent friends anymore
>>36754225
So is he just ignoring the fact that he's been lying about being a mercenary now?
What does shitposting on message boards have to do with lying on his youtube channel and his facebook?
Is this supposed to disprove what his ex-wife revealed about him lying about having illnesses and spending all day on his computer playing WoW? Because he never denied any of that either he just implied she was a liar and expected us all to take his word for it.
>>36754412
loled
>>36754225
Why is he such a compulsive liar?
Coming soon: It was all just a prank, bros. The mercenary, the paid fiction, all of it.
50 Shades of Blaha, but instead of lewd material its his 50 different fucking personalities.
Blaha is a pretty good liar desu.
>>36754225
wait so he had lumineers disease?
>you will never get paid to troll and make shit up on youtube
he is pushing these lies way too fucking far now holy fuck
lies on lies on lies on lies on lies on lies
ITS REAL GUYZ BUT I CANT TALK ABOUT IT, NDA'S BRO, GOTTA DELETE ANY COMMENTS CUZ NDA'S BRO,
>>36754412
lolololololol
>>36754225
Holy shit this guy is huge. He must have as much lean mass as a wwe professional and his eyes look like those of a trained killer
It's just a prank bro
>>36757592
I mean, what sort of company would pay him to shitpost on a forum? It makes no sense
>>36754412
Fucking kek
>>36758607
He's unraveling. He just can't help himself. He could have just shutup and went back to making fitness videos but it's too important that he save his ego from "everyone" talking about the "rumors".
Literally one fitness person mentioned Jason's reptillian bullshit
https://youtu.be/yvFcn8jZcpM
and this is enough for Jason to claim that "everyone" is talking about him and "all the fitness youtube channels" are talking about him. So he better do damage control by any means possible including telling even more lies!! He's such a fucking chode lmao
>>36754225
It he admitting to being a pawn of the you know whos?
>>36754225
Jason's life for the past two weeks.
>Sees these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47vSqEO4wc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKH_orEFf9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCd4VU_uk1g
>Makes these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn94i2ES0yc
"D-don't listen to my ex-wife I'm not going to disprove her but trust me sh-she's a liar. I would prove that I was a mercenary who killed people but I signed NDA and legalities are lawfully presenting me from legally disclosing such matters as a public figure"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6PV5uL1uSE
"Stop talking about my shitposting on the David Icke forum as darketernal or else. Do not mention my mercenary status or else. BAN. DELETE. THIS IS NOT A FREE SPEECH ZONE. lecture lecture lecture"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9T0PtLHfJU
"Okay seriously guys I was making those posts on David Icke forum as darketernal cause I was being paid I was actually being a super successful science fiction writer. Sorry can't tell you anymore signed NDA and legalities are lawful legally don't want to be sued by the law. Legal lawyer law law I'm a big deal and my lawyers said to hover over my youtube and ban people and selectively delete comments 16 hours everyday or else I'll be sued. YEP"
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>>36754225
Ask yourself if the following is really "science fiction writing" or just a fat faggot roleplaying on a message board and slipping up so that he would get found out like this in the future. Copy pasted from another board.
This is all useful for proving that darketernal is Jason Blaha. Anyone who knows Jason will have no doubts after looking into it.
Jason's darketernal photo journal on tribes
http://people.tribe.net/darketernal/photos
Fitmiscer LayDownAndRot has discovered irrefutable evidence that darketernal was Jason Blaha. Post 189 Blaha links to his bodybuilding.com account JasonDB (banned) as darketernal (also banned).
https://forum.davidicke.com/showthre...=64809&page=10
For those who want to see further proof that darketernal is jason fitmisc already did the legwork. "I prefer not to get into specifics regarding my own abilities, as that is not good tactical advice "
https://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=93040&page=9
"A bit of background on myself. I’m currently 32 years old, and am disabled with fairly severe bi-lateral Meneire’s Disease. In my past I dual majored in college and one of my areas of study was nutritional science. I’ve done part time personal training, studied martial arts very extensively growing up, and was a competitive bodybuilder for 5 years. ... Previous statistics: At 5’9” (175 cm) I’ve reached an off-season bodyweight of 265 lbs (120 KG), I’ve dialed in at 197 lbs at my highest for a contest at 3.5% bodyfat and “dry” (lose 15 lbs of water weight in the last week to bring out definition). My raw performance PR’s are benchpress 505 lbs (230 kg) x 2, deadlift 615 lbs (280 KG), squat 585 lbs (266 KG) x 3… leg press (rofl why do people measure this and tell me about it?) 2400 lbs (1091 KG) knees to chest x 20, 3 miles (5 kilometers) in 18 minutes. "
https://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=64809
More claims about being trained at the CIA
https://imageshack.com/i/pnoZnQatj
>>36759192
>Fitmiscer LayDownAndRot has discovered irrefutable evidence that darketernal was Jason Blaha. Post 189 Blaha links to his bodybuilding.com account JasonDB (banned) as darketernal (also banned).
>https://forum.davidicke.com/showthre...=64809&page=10
Link here
https://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=64809&page=10
>>36755946
Pathological lying. It's a mental illness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJGoDUV4dQ
So what group exactly is doing a dislike campaign/bot against him? It can't be/fit/ right? He's hardly a big deal here at all.
>>36757202
Yeah, he's going to be able to keep a lot of his casual subscribers fooled.
>>36759754
If dude was in da gubment they could be doing a big old DUDE IS A NUT thing. I mean, it's pretty easy to ruin someones life and give them chemicals that would screw their heads up or kill them.
OR
He has WAY too much stupid shit in his past to get away with the anti-natty thing and the gear shillers/fitness community is out to fuck him over. That and how he blew out the entire female athlete and martial arts community in his infamous clitgate video.
>>36759754
We are piss troopers. Expect us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5WJDzADyjU
>>36759809
This is amazing.
They worked for the mercenary, the autismo man
>>36760041
Blaha? I'll call it in.
So what's his mercenary pseudo-nom
>>36759940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_WytTjkTh4
Of all the enemies Jason Blaha could have made, he chose the Sith Lord. His end is near.
Keep the ments coming
You guys what if he was backpedaling on his shit to cover up the real fact he was an operative and he said too much
He also shouldn't go back to making fitness videos cause he looks like shit and lifts like shit
>>36754335
That means he actually is a professional fiction writer.
Great writer, mention you were molested as a child and make up lifting stats. This guy is so pathetic.
>Present: after my Meneire’s got worse 2 years ago I got in the worst shape of my life. I was 210 lbs at roughly 11% bodyfat when things got bad.
holy kek this guy is delusional
I can't wait to see how far this goes. Every new video his autism level increases.
>>36754225
>top tier powerlifter
>former Mr. Olympia
>bigger than Ryback
>ex-spy
>over 300 confirmed kills
>internet fitness guru
>best-selling writer
Damn, is he the next Arnold?
I am gonna be in Houston next week. Thinking about renting a black van and following him around. Then hitting up his gym. Any ideas on great trolling ideas. I usually make a shirt with something smartass on it.
>>36759067
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I'm glad this shit is spreading.Blaha needs to go down in flames.
>>36754412
:)))))))) lol
After all this stuff I am no longer surprised that Blaha idolizes Dan Bilzerian.
>>36754225
Hello there, I am one of Mr Blaha's Laaaawyers and I've just come out of a meeting with my other laaaawyers and we have come to the conclusion that this thread violates one of our clients many NDAs from his very heroic and trans-dimensional past.
If this thread is not deleted within the next 12 hours, my team of laaawyers and I will be impeaching the owner of the website and having him charged with treason and judged by the council of the Bohemian grove.
>>36754225
>it's a "i did all this stuff but i legally can't talk about it" episode
>I've been writing conspiracy theory fiction
>can't talk about what it is, top secret, black ops soldier
>hired me cause I'm the best ancient history buff they could find
He's gone full retard trying to damage control m8s
>>36754336
Quit talking like a fucking nigger!
>>36763757
The best part is he probably has never ever ever talked to a lawyer or retained one. Christ he represented himself in the Layne Norton & Frog Fitness shit.
Unless...maybe...it can't be... DOES BLAHA ALSO HAVE A LAW DEGREE...
DELETE THIS
>>36763433
As full of shit Blaha is, an idiot with a gun still has a gun. Don't get shot.
>>36755946
what a twat, I'd probably punch him for this shit at some point
>>36754225
Hes trolling you all, and youve all taken the bait. Hook, line, and sinker.
Bravo blaha, top kek. Well meme'd.
>>36754225
Is anyone believing this shit? Holy fuck. I've never seen someone so thoroughly owned keep trying to double down with even more ridiculous lies.
What's funny is that nobody even gives a shit about his past lies.
The fact he addresses them makes it even more funny. Like, he could literally just ignore it all and keep on making new videos unrelated pretending like this shit never happened and he'd keep getting views and subs.
9/11 happened and people stopped giving a shit soon after.
Humans just aren't capable of giving a shit of long enough.
Does his supposed girlfriend :
A) believe him
B) know it's all lies
C) ignorant
Seriously does he still peddle this shill to his gf? Will she ever see the light? Is Blaha's relationship built on a tower of lies? Or is it all a con, jyst an online persona he created? Or is she too afraid to leave him because that would be considered a threat & he would be forced to use deadly force & neutralize the situation?
>>36764658
His girlfriend is a tranny. I doubt "she" could afford to be picky.
Jason Blaha. Former top secret agent mercenary that ghost wrote popular conspiracy based fiction novels that he was hired to write based on his knowledge of classified events doing a job he's not allowed to show any record of as he's been disavowed & would spend the rest of his life in prison if he let his secret knowledge be known. He was also a scientist that worked for a sports drug testing company. He got very physically ill & couldn't work for a time. Has ptsd. A millionaire father. Was molested by his aunt and uncle. Is now a fitness related e celeb. Is an American patriot that supports Israel as his mother was a practicing Jew. His bruiser of a girlfriend doesn't have a penis.
Is that everything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKH_orEFf9I
>>36760442
Damn he looks better afrer a cut. The first time he hasn't looked 99% DYEL
>>36767283
Yeah, I'm kind of proud of the little guy. Say what you will, but he does work hard.
>>36754225
Holy shit. He deleted something like 500 comments from this video. Guy is fucking insane if he thinks anyone is falling for this and there's any point in lying anymore or trying to censor his comment section.
Actually he's fucking insane for many other reasons but damn.
>>36764063
>Unless...maybe...it can't be... DOES BLAHA ALSO HAVE A LAW DEGREE...
That's classified information he would never lawfully speak about publicly as a public figure legally.
>>36767662
He signed NDA's with the law school, if he mentions them they could sue him
>>36764658
>Does his supposed girlfriend
they're low grade sociopath liar fatshits with some nouveau pathologies because of memehood
be glad they're on the internet because otherwise they'd be raping preteens
>>36763433
>>36764128
>teleports behind you
>unholster m9
>shoots you in the neck
>pssh... Stand your ground law... Kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMx0cEkevIw&nohtml5
lolol
>>36768000
Actually funny.
>>36768000
Wow.
>Seen with black eye -> 'Was protecting a female friend against malicious friend, took him down but let him up out of good heart when he hooked me, was totally in control though and sang with bar owner'
>2 divorces -> 'it was me who left both of em'
>Layne Norton ordeal -> 'I won'
>Got fat as fuck -> 'It was disease, I physically couldn't get out of bed and people brought me junkfood'
>Crashed his car -> 'It was a teenage girl in a SUV, it was her fault 100%, police confirmed'
>Arms look like shit -> 'Shitty bicep insertions'
>>36768000
haha... I don't get it? am i suppose to laugh
>>36768000
FUCKING FORTY MILLION KEKS
>>36768000
You win this round, Blaha.
>>36768475
You're supposed to laugh at Blaha for thinking that was an okay joke to tell. And how he tells it without a hint of humor.
"I was an underground chemist and steroid dealer, I can't talk about it because some of the athletes are in the NFL now"
"I was a mercenary, did snatch and grabs,and have nightmares from when I blew a guys head off, but I can't talk about it because it's classified."
"I was 5% body fat and a model, I don't have any pictures because they burned in a house fire"
"I was an established conspiracy fiction writer, I can't show you my stories or talk about it because I have Non Disclosure Agreements with the publisher".
>>36754225
Now is the worst time for him to start riling up his enemies but he just can't help himself...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNkcajK1VNo
>>36754225
this has got to be an elaborate joke by Jason at this point. He is baiting all of us
>>36768661
Videos of where he says the 1st and 3rd ones?
>>36768807
Those were facebook comments. Someone has the screens I'm sure.
>>36768802
He would love for everyone to believe that unfortunately we've already seen the evidence tying him to darketernal and other accounts and now we're all just laughing at him.
>>36754225
SHOTS FIRED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s57Od5p5sA
>>36754225
>my reaction when a blaha vid gets posted again
Keep the ments alive.
>>36768907
STFU with that dumb sand nigger just begging for attention
>>36768941
source? cant find it on youtube
Daily reminder that Jason Blaha raped and murdered a 9 year old Vietnamese girl in 1998.
>>36771104
lol
>>36771104
Source on that?
Gonna have to call bs
>roids
>autistic
>can't complete a simple cut
>>36771040
Woah Jason calm down buddy. You're already in enough hot water it is with your racist affiliations.
>>36764200
Aware yourself, blahino is losing about 50 subscribers a day for about a month now. They even have a counter on fitmisc, it's piss
Daily reminder that Blaha fucked a goat and Marc Lobliner
https://youtu.be/NNkcajK1VNo?t=203
>>36771745
So basically Jason is saying being gay is worse than goat fucking.
That kind of homophobia probably won't go over too well in the youtube world. Someone should kindly point that out.
>>36766945
Some dude on the forum found his mom's obituary. She was a practicing baptist!!
>>36771745
>>36772737
it was a pretty good joke tbhfam
>>36773374
Oh, I agree. And I'm not even offended one bit. Just saying it could be used against him.
>>36772972
I am not sure it is a great joke if Marc is suppose to the butt of that joke. I mean Jason has sex with a goat and a dude, Marc just had sex with a dude.
>>36754225
Did you guys catch Jason blaha getting roasted at 2:00 here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0mprBh7A8
>>36773433
At least Marc is doing something that wold involve consent. Jason is just raping a goat.
ORDER 66
>>36772972
>Some dude on the forum found his mom's obituary. She was a practicing baptist!!
Is this for real or are you memeing?
So that's another lie he says, about his mum being jewish?.
What is actually true about this guy?
>>36754225
Seriously look what a cuck he is. See if you can stomach it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4LoXr9W3Vc
>>36774853
That he's bald.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqw4Zmg1FvQ
Except he wasn't able to admit it after lying about it for all these years without admitting it on April 1st so he could imply that he's not actually bald and this confession is an april fools joke.
That's how twisted he is.
>>36774905
>letting a black guy grope your tits
Beta as fuuuuuckkkk
>>36774920
>Jason "I Look Bigger in Person" Blaha.
>>36774905
>hands in pockets
>letting his black "friend" take all the attention
>fake laughing at all of his black "friends" jokes
Disgusting. This is a person who wants us to believe he is the "alpha male" and has taken lives.
He claims that he disarmed a policeman, broke his ribs & took the cops gun away and had a major misdemeanor so he couldn't get a conceal carry permit for a while....wtf
>>36764151
Fucking manlets, WWTL?
>>36774853
It is true. I checked out the link, http://www.cyfairfunerals.com/memsol.cgi?user_id=1143249. His mom was a practicing baptist and they had a baptist preacher perform the service.
>>36776533
The guestbook shows that he snapped shortly after
>>36776442
thanks, Ant-man
>>36767510
No, he just eats burger king/dunkin donuts and shows up top the gym once a week when the misfits are filming
>>36776597
Don't forget he's on gear.
>>36776542
Well at least he is human. I can't fault a man for missing his mom after she dies.1
He's pretty good at it anyway.
Fake Natty Conspiracy Theory, yes it works.
also he raped that young girl too
