Go buy Bluetooth headphones

>>36753172
Either do this >>36753185 or buy one of those armband cases for your phone.

>>36753172
But it in your underwear with the elastic band clamping it

>>36753229
This might work for surprise erections, but sometimes my shorts just aren't elastic enough to hold the phone when I do a movement like a squat or just walking in general, and the phone slips out of my shorts like a turd

Between ass cheeks?

Nah but seriously, I dunno

Get one of those faggoty arm phone holder things cardio bunnies use a lot

How does your phone fall out of shorts while you squat? Do you squat upside down or something?

>>36753343
>2015+1
>Not doing inverted squats

It's like you guys don't want to make it

>>36753172
Easy, just listen to the best parts of music on repeat, the rests.

Listening to music while working out is plebeian only acceptable thing is either listen to nothing or watch movies on your handheld computer device

>>36753172
I put mine in the pocket on my workout book. If you aren't keeping your documentation with you, you're doing it wrong. If you aren't using a wireless headset, you're doing it wrong. Put it in your book or your bag, use the wireless, win all day.

buy a pair with fucking ziplocks you faggot

>>36753172
Get something that has pockets with zippers.

put the phone on a nearby piece of equipment and turn it up to max volume

if some twink shit complains I tell them that I know the owner (I don't but I'm big enough and the owner is never there, so I intimidate them) and they can fuck right off. if they persist I start dropping weights loudly and reracking them threateningly until their beta manlet ass scurries off lmao

>>36753172
i have bluetooth headphones so i just put my phone nearby on the floor/in my gym bag.

>>36753343
Maybe he has real shallow pockets

>>36753250

Get tighter shorts f4g4rt