Saw this on facebook. Thoughts?
>>36744339
>feminist power fantasy
>>36744339
What kind of fucking people are you friends with on fb
>tfw no 1337 treadmill h4xx
>>36744376
I dont know, but Im going to guess it was some fat ugly chick who post none stop gym memes and probably spent over $200 on useless gym clothes and gear ect. who will give up in 2 months
>>36744339
Fake
TIL you can hack anything as long as it is electronic
>>36744339
Is this supposed to be satire like a female version of fedora stories?
>>36744339
When I hack treadmills with my phone I can only set them to 40mph. She must be really good.
>Treadmills dont go 50mph
>Theyre not connected to the internet
None of that shit is possible
>>36744339
Of course it is fake, how the fuck do you even "hack" a treadmill. dumb bitch probs thinking pressing the speed button when the nigga aint looking is the same thing as hacking.
>>36744339
If you think you can hack a closed system like this, then your brains are no more than a puddle of piss.
An impossible task if hackity-hack, you could just as easily bend a squat rack,
With your bare hands, and you can't, not with those dainty things. So remember to always look at all that life brings,
And hold it all out like a grain of salt, or you'll end up looking foolish, twill be all your fault...
The treadmill may have linked to and appity-app but that's definitely not a hickity-hack.
Use your brain not your brawn, you witless buffoon, or you'll never, no never, drown in the poon... Or butt stuff... Whatever floats your boat.
>>36744339
>things that didn't happen.
>>36744339
>50mph
>Fell on his ass
More like shot across the room and broke every bone in his body. 50mph is fast as fuck.
>>36744534
But she pressed it with her phone. Elite haxxx
>>36744569
I wouldn't put it past retarded treadmill manufacturers to jump on the IoT hype train and make a treadmill with wifi, BLE or whatever connectivity that syncs with your android/iphone and uploads your data to the NSA.
I haven't seen one yet, though
>>36744339
"Hey you somehow remotely made this treadmill exceed its max speed by about 35mph which both broke the machine and really badly hurt the guy using it. I'm not sure how I know that you did this, but that's not important. Here's a free 12 month subscription to this gym."
>>36744462
*teleports behind you*
*hacks treadmill with phone*
Pshh... nothin' personnel... kid...
>>36744705
Kekk
>>36744686
>"Hey you somehow remotely made this treadmill exceed its max speed by about 35mph which both broke the machine and really badly hurt the guy using it. I'm not sure how I know that you did this, but that's not important. Here's a free bowl of 12 eggs. Eat them all."
>50 mph
How could anyone think this is real? She's claiming that, providing it remained powered, she had that treadmill almost going fast enough to turn the base upside-down and ride it on the highway.
>>36744431
thanks for pointing that out
>>36744671
They have some new cardio machines they are testing at my uni
I think they are hooked up to the internet
>>36745712
for what purpose?
>>36744339
I'm 12 and I don't see anything wrong with that post, except maybe the guy whistling.
>>36745721
Think you can browse facebook or listen to pandora from it
Kinda like people who listen to books while running except much dumber
>thinking treadmill companies would set the MPH the same speed you drive on a regular road
>girl
>logic
pick one
>treadmills are connected to the Internet
>treadmills go to 50mph
>you can download hacking apps on your phone
>>36744339
this bitch plays too many video games
>>36744339
And then the treadmill clapped
>>36744487
Thanks for letting us know because we were all convinced it was real.
>>36744462
there is no satire of women doing that because women are idiots that do this all the time.
Poe's law
>>36744731
Kek
>>36745712
That doesn't mean the controls can be hacked.
A 12-month subscription to what? How did the owner know that person hacked a treadmill? How do you hack a treadmill?
>>36745870
Good thing I didn't say that was the case
>>36744339
>treadmills accelerate instantly
>>36744339
> and then my buff boyfriend picked me up for some post workout pizza and cat-related shit
Love life!
>implying women can into programming
>>36746384
And another
>>36744462
Tumblrites are female neckbeards. This is nothing new.
>>36744484
Underrated
>>36746398
>ruby
>ide
>>36744339
>>36746384
perfect example of something so stupid, it can only be credited to higher education.
