What would you do if you met him at the gym?
i dont know probably shit on the floor and start rolling around in it
>>36712522
keep in mind you're in Texas and he can shoot you if he feels threatened under castle law
>>36712502
keep walking and hope he doesn't try to get me to do his workout.
>>36712502
a hot and sexy mercenary with a large penis and ptsd? probably ask him if he has any sources for tren+dbol
>>36712502
steer very clear as i dont want to make him feel threatened
>>36712544
oh ok. then id probably wait till he left the gym and got to his car. shot him in the leg and somehow try to mute the screamibng. then id hit him in the end with a bat or something and throw him in my car. id take him to some sort of secretly location in the middle of a forest and make him watch me do squats for hours on end
Stay away. He's fucking insane.
Play an ancient reptilian war-song (Alpha Draconi star system version) with my ocarina and see how he reacts.
>>36712502
How can a man looks like this after 20 years of lifting and gear? I just can't comprehend it.
>>36712770
because he hasn't actually been lifting for 20 years and on gear.
Same thing I always do when I see losers at the gym. Ignore him.
>>36712833
Y-you can t-tell if someones a l-loser at the gym?
oh fuck, im never going back to the gym, someone give me details of where i can buy a power rack and stuff for home
>>36712502
Ask him why he doesn't do heavier deadlifts
>>36712770
Because he doesn't know what he's doing and fell for the squats+deadlift meme. Also mediocre diet and probably terrible form and routine.
Seriously, if you want aesthetics do your squats but not 3 times per week goddammit how can stupid can you be. Also deadlift once per week and you'll be ok, it's just literally an ego booster.
>>36712754
Someone post this on Blaha's facebook pls?
>>36712522
DESIGNATED
>>36712853
This guy fell for the squats and deadlifts meme
Post the 3.5% bf claims pic
>>36712502
My workout.
>>36712606
kek
>>36713009
H E L S I N K I
LET'S LIGHT THIS FIRE BETWEEN US COME WITH ME AND TOUCH MY PENIS
>>36712502
Openly mock him.
What is he gonna do, use his ex-cia ninja moves on me?
I feel like it would be easy and fun to verbally humiliate that NEET cuck...
The only thing I can picture him doing is spouting delusional fantasies about being secret ops, and getting molested by illuminati uncle who offered him up to ayylmaos
>>36712502
Idk I wonder what city he lives in because I'm in Texas too.
>>36712502
Probably nothing, I don't think I'd recognize him.
>>36712754
Delete this.
Say hi to him, get a pic and then shitpost on /fit/. I have a feeling that he avoids pics because he doesn't want people to see how small he is though.
>>36712502
>What would you do if you met him at the gym?
Nothing, because we'd both be there to do WORK, not socialize like a bunch of hens at a some midday teaparty. At most if I found myself looking the guy in the face I'd give him a head-nod then go back to what I was doing unless he said something to me.
>getting your panties all wet over some other dude; really, /fit/?
Stand my ground and invoke castle doctrine under Texas law.
>>36714102
good tactical choice
>>36713962
hahaha this fucking autist can't be real.
>>36712502
how can he look so bad, and be so confident about what he says...
>>36714151
see supermang
>>36712502
Make it to the trunk of my car, grab my assault rifle and body armour and re engage with a tactical advantage.
fuck him in the ass because he's a fag.
nohomo.
>>36713962
>methinks
>>36714221
my thoughts exactly
>>36712544
I'm in Texas and you're a faggot. We don't just walk around with guns all time if you have a CCL you can, but even with open carry no one really does. We don't just say "I was scared, so shot him" and get a pass for killing a guy. You have to prove your life was actually at risk.
>>36714108
>you must be new here
No, not really, I've been here off and on since 2008, and even then I wasn't a kid like most of you, I'm long since an adult, and Blaha is just some other dude at the gym. He'll get the same respect and consideration that I'd give any other dude I'd never met before, I'm not going to slobber all over his jock just because he's Jason fucking Blaha.
He looks like that because he was busy being an international CIA agent/mercenary/sheriff
>>36714383
You forgot lizard man blackmage
>>36714255
Wrong, castle law states that Jason has the right to shoot anyone, anytime if he feels threatened.
>>36712809
But he has. This is an old photo of his.
>>36714534
A photo of someone from 20 years ago doesn't prove they've been juicing and lifting for 20 years.
>>36714167
Mong was a literal retard though. And even he was bigger than Blaha.
>>36714558
So what, you think he did bodybuilding, quit and started lifting 3-4 years ago, despite him saying otherwise? Because that's just stupid.
Even if that was true, he still looks like shit for a guy who's been on gear for several years.
>>36713823
I seriously hate this fat fuck too.
tell him ive seen his videos and get a pic with him then post it here for the lulz
>>36712809
Thank you.
What I don't understand is why he would talk about gear. For a guy who's been lifting for years naturally, he should still be ashamed of his body. He fails at every level and if anything, he should talk about how he lifts only once a week, is a vegan, has testicular cancer...then his physique would be understandable. For him to say that he's on gear just opens him up to ridicule.
>>36714084
No one ever in the history of the world got wet over blaha
>>36714492
Another Texan here. It doesn't. Castle law is about your home, and the rules are a bit different there. You may shoot if you feel your life is in danger, but that's only a defense to prosecution. Your case is still going before a grand jury. You'll need a high priced lawyer too. You'd better be damn convincing that you felt your life was threatened, or you'll be headed to prison.
>>36715413
problem is in texas you can say you thought he was an illegal alien and it'll go in your favor.
Another Texan here, I live on 8 acres with my house like 2 acres back from the gate entrance. You damn better believe the first time some dumb whtie jackass talking about water pipes walked into the yard guns weren't drawn
>>36715413
>replying to b8
>>36712770
he's like 40 years old
He also apparently got really sick or something and wasn't able to work out for 3 years.
