>tfw you ran out of maplesyrup for your oats
How do you guys manage to eat it? It's just shit without muh maplesyrup
Just had some with peanut butter and honey. Fucking based.
turn your brain off
eat food
its simple really
>>36709095
i put oats and milk in a blender and drink them
>>36709095
I just eat oats with water, not as porridge, just straight from the bag to the bowl. It's nto that bad, the water takes away all the dryness.
>>36709095
You just eat them. If you need to load up your oats with sugar just to eat them, you really need to reexamine where that desire comes from. Oats taste fine without sugar, you just have a mild addiction.
I put protein powder in my oatmeal.
>uncooked oats
>cold milk
>banana
It's sweet enough without sugar or syrup. It actually tastes great.
Cinnamon
>>36709110
>the water takes away all the dryness.
who would've thought
It's like you faggot don't know oats are one food you can cook in literally infinite number of ways. if you're missing an ingredient you usually use there's still an infinity of different but equally good ways you can prepare them. and it's not very hard to find a new recipe you like. definitely easier than making a shitthread like this.
>>36709101
This. Food is fuel. If something is good for you, eat it. Typical female attitude is "I don't eat that, I don't like it, I eat slimfast stuff."
>>36709299
>Literally infinite.
Really? No.
>>36709095
Honey and cinnamon
Oats, water, heat, pinch of salt. Scottish people would be disgusted at sugary porridge.
>>36709308
quite literally
i eat golden syrup oats + throw in a pack of raisins
taste glorious
~240 calories, 10g protein
>>36709322
only if you have either an infinite amount of ingredients and time available (if you count combinations) or if you have an infinite amount of time available and at least one more ingredient (if you count permutations)
>>36709095
Add some salt! Makes it a lot more delicious
>>36709359
nobody said it's possible to make all combinations during your life time so infinite time is not an requirement. and there is an infinite number of ways because you can always change ratios and cooking method/temperature/time and that changes the flavor/texture too
>>36709318
scottish people also fuck sheep just sayin
>>36709359
>>36709415
There are already infinite numbers between 0 and 1. If you measure the amount of sugar (for example) in grams, you can literally make inifinity recepees with just changing the amount of sugar to a different real number
lrn2math
>>36709283
Well.. I mean.. When you make porridge of it it's like.. porridge. And when you use milk it's still sort of heavy to eat, so you need a glass of water besides the oats&milk.
1. add raisins
2. add up some chopped fruit
3. done
>>36710397
u wot m8? what kind of faggot needs to drink water when eating something that's not already liquid?
>>36709095
>putting sugar in your oats
Fatty detected
>>36709795
well, sure, if you allow different quantities to count as different permutations/combinations.
matter cannot be split indefinitely, however, so you will additionally need to allow the use of unbounded amounts of each ingredient to make it work.
>>36709252
>what is sugar free syrup
>>36709095
I don't mind oats at all, but I still add some ground cinnamon for flavor. Makes it less bland fo sho F A M
i love oats cooked in water with just a pinch of salt
tastes fuckin good if u ask me
cant take all that sugary shit that i used to put in them
change ur thinking about it trying to mimic a desert or something and more savory substantial meal
oats
milk
fresh blueberries
I love it
Put saccarids on it faggit
Marmalade
>>36710589
Cooking time can be infinite though and that's "preparing it a different way"
>>36712408
I suppose so. After cooking something for a number of hours N where N is arbitrarily large (maybe billions, trillions, ...) it will always be basically inedible and/or nutritionally useless though, so maybe we should not count cooking time.
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>>36712564
>>36712408
>>36710589
>>36709795
>>36709359
>>36709322
>>36709308
I add a teaspoon of sugar and butter. I also make two toasts with margarine and cheddar chease and drink english breakfast tea. I usually eat porridge in the evening though as my final meal as I have eggs and sausage/bacon in the morning
3/4 cup oats
1 1/2 cup water
Frozen berries
Cinnamon sugar
Bucking Fased
Fortunately I can suck the trees around my home for maple syrup.
>>36709095
Maple syrup isn't one word you retard.
>>36709253
Are you me? Vanilla pear protein powder and oats is the shit
>>36709095
I put it uncooked on yogurt. Shit's cash
Put some brown sugar in it if you have it.
>>36713190
>Maplesyrop
See? Whats so hard?
>>36709095
>How do you guys manage to eat it
wtf are u retarded?
u just make it with water and eat it and if u need to put bunch of shit on
oatmeal to make it taste good for you then choose a different source of food that u like the taste of
BANANA
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>>36709101
>just turn your brain off and enjoy the food bro xD
>>36713753
>tfw minions are old enough to post on /fit/ now
how do you guys feel about barley instead of oats?
>>36709266
this
the banana is enough for the sweetenes
>>36713330
>brown sugar
It's just dirty white sugar.
>>36709095
Brown sugar and cinnamon
>>36710607
>thinking sugar free does jack shit to your hormones
shiggyddiyyytry
Put one or several of the following as toppings
> yogurt, greek or otherwise, with a flavour
> fresh fruit
> peanut butter
> jam
>>36709795
your mathematics are fedora-tier
>>36709095
You can add many things... fruits... berries..
Cinnamon + coconut milk combo is my usual. May even add cocoa if I feel fancy.
>>36714544
Peanut butter and oats..
What kind of fucking disgusting sick fuck are you?
>>36709095
>i need my food to taste like candy
Never cook me dinner
Favorite meal of the day.
>>36709095
Brown sugar is comfy af
>>36714669
the kind that likes the taste and consistency of oatmeal and peanut butter
its like a bulking gruel
>>36712651
KEK
Salt and butter goes with all strarches
>>36709313
I'd honey her cinnamon
>>36709419
That's welsh people and Texas A&M students senpai
>>36709313
Came here to say it. Also, I tend to mix in some chocolate flavoured protein powder /multivitamin like I'm feeding a dog; it makes for a bowl of indulgent nourishment.
Berry jam
Milk if you're a fagget
>>36709095
Water salt and mixed ground spice
>>36709095
That legit looks like baby vomit.
I eat oat cereal, what are the advantages of oatmeal?
>>36709095
>TFW Scottish
>Eat porridge as my grandmother did; with salt and water with small amount of milk added to it
>Forever surrounded by English cunts and Yanks (same thing) who insist on adding sugar and sweetness, the antithesis of Scottishness, to our national dish
>"Oatmeal is an excellent breakfast food; nutritious, high energy - check our recipes for ideas and tips"
>"ADD MAPLE SYRUP/APPLE SAUCE/HONEY/RAISINS"
>COOKS PORRIDGE WITH MILK IN POT
>DOESN'T EVEN USE A SPIRTLE
Just drop the fucking bomb
>>36716773
>oat cereal
You mean just putting some raw oats into a bowl of milk? Because that's what I do.
Why do people cook oatmeal/porridge?
Not hating, it seems like a hassle when you can just eat oat cereal with milk or whatever
>>36716643
Actual Scotsman here, unfortunately agricultural bestiality is a serious social issue in this country, but only north of Moodiesburn and south of Barrhead. The "Teuchter effect" has perplexed sociologists and academics for decades, no solution in sight
>>36716790
I add sweet stuff to mine desu but
>COOKS PORRIDGE WITH MILK IN POT
This is pure heresy. You're meant to add the milk afterwards.
>>36709302
*tips fedora *
What the fuck is oatmeal/porridge meant to look like when ready?
>>36717039
It just sits on the top. In the olden days, when we had milk in glass bottles, you could get the first pour on your porridge - this was always full of cream that rose to the top of the bottle. That was a treat only enjoyed by children, however - beyond the age of 8 they need to be prepared for the harshness of life and eat their water+salt porridge like any other Scottish person
>>36709095
You American? Americans can't eat anything without having extra sauce/seasoning/sugar on it. Grow a pair and eat it, it's fucking food.
>maple syrup
what is this pussy shit? It's just pure sugar
>>36709095
Just add some whey.
And if bulking, add some more stuff like peanut butter and honey or whatever.
>>36709299
>literally infinite
There aren't infinite combinations of food, even if you count the shit on other planets.
Stop using those words.
I put in cinnamon and fruits like pears,bananas or cinnamon.
Think of what is good in an crisp type dessert then add it with no sugar and some baking spices.
>>36709095
I just add more water to make it a soup
gloppy oats are nasty
>>36709095
Oats taste good by themselves.
Eat the oats, you pussy.
>>36709095
I like my oats thick, with a cut-up banana mixed in. Bam.
>>36720058
add some peanut butter to that yo, balance out all them carbs with some fat to slow digestion
>filling an otherwise healthy meal with a fuckton of sugar
What the fuck is wrong with you, /fit/?
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>>36709095
With a pinch of salt, you massive woman.
>>36713237
I too use vanilla pear. 2spooky4me
>>36721316
>>36716790
>>36709318
why did it take so long to find my scotbros?
>>36721316
this
toast them in a pan until you get a popcorn like smell, adds a shit ton of flavour without the need for sweeteners.
>>36709095
I just have some milk with mine, its good
i guess you could pure mountains of sugar on it if you only like sweet stuff
>>36709095
Brown sugar
>>36710397
the problem is that you use too little water in your porridge so it ends up dehydrating
you need to use a lot more, water and then when the porridge reduces it ends up just right.
I used to make that mistake. now I fucking love porridge
>mix it with cinnamon
>add green apple slices
>>36723043
>green apple
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
PINK LADY MASTER RACE
Don't know if anyone else does this, but I like adding milk to my raw oats, then drinking that milk and pressing the oats down and microwaving them till they're like bread.
>>36723060
>>36723059
Red apples are nice, but Green apples are superior.
>>36723095
you are the filthiest fucking commie to ever step foot on this board
>>36723098
>Red is the colour of communism
>calls me a commie when i prefer Green apples
Also Red rhymes with Dead, Green rhymes with Supreme. Green apples are superior.
>>36723199
red apples = more fiber
green apples = more water
>>36723214
Did some Googling, found nothing that could prove red apples have more fiber.
Stop being a little pussy and eat it, it doesn't taste good but it also doesn't taste bad.
>>36709095
>Everything needs to taste sweet and tasty, even if it's just a few spoons of fucking oats
Literal pussy.
>>36709095
What the fuck is that shit?
Just eat oats like breakfast cereals with milk man, I'll never understand the appeal of swallowing snot-like vomitive paste.
>>36723504
Tastes better that way to some.
>>36723545
Yeah I guess if you are fond of gargling semen it would be a bit more enjoyable that way.
>>36723504
Because chewing unsoaked, uncooked oats is great fun and easily digestible.
>>36723598
That's why you pour milk on them. Don't you know how cereals work?
>>36723504
>Hurr durr I don't enjoy eating apples
>I eat rocks instead
>Everyone who enjoys eating apples is a raging homosexual
>>36723634
>comparing oats with milk to rocks
You are a fucking pussy little bitch holy shit. Can you even eat almonds or is your little cock sucking mouth too fragile for that?
Jesus, life must be tough for picky bitches. If you need to pour syrup, honey and whatever into your oats to be able to eat it, then I suggest you just eat something you actually like instead. Oats are not special magic food, it can be easily replaced by other stuff. It's a fucking meme.
>>36723785
It'ss quick and easy to make though.
>>36709095
You don't need syrup. I use cinnamon and stevia myself. Just eat it plain if you have to. It's boring but decent.
