Why, Mr. Anon? Why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep juicing? Do you believe you're juicing... for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for women? Illusions, Mr. Anon. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Internet itself, although... only a human mind could invent something as insipid as juicing. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anon. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep juicing. Why, Mr. Anon? Why? Why are you a fraud?
4 scoops of this has everything your body needs!
Why are my legs so sore?
Because you've never worked them out before
I know perfect squat form
>>36696766
this thread has potential
Do you think those are weights you are lifting?
>>36699999
dem quints
>>36699968
Show me.
>>36699999
>>36699999
quints of truth
>>36699968
Then hip drive...if you can
I don't know, I just ....I want to go back to before, back when steak was steak, not needing to worry about saving 30 grams of fat for dinner, I don't want to track macros anymore, I want to go back to how it was before.
welcome, to the roid world
>>36700222
30 grams of fat, 30 grams of fucking fat ? You will never make it
You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill—you stay in /fit/, and I show you how you will never achieve your goal body without roids. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBxMsUxXcXU
>We're supposed to start with these brosplits first.
>That's major cardio shit. Let's do Starting Strength.
>How about... deadlift.
>"Deadlift"?
>I'm going to learn deadlift?
>...
>Holy shit!
>"Hey, Mark, I think he likes it."
>How about some more?
>Hell, yes.
>...
>...
>I know perfect squat form.
> Are those..
> Macros? Yeah..
> Do you always look at them in grams?
> You get used to it. All I see is fat, protein, carbs..