Which one is more "alpha"?
>>36689821
who is that on the left
Which one is more "not dead"?
>>36689835
I think he founded reddit
who are they?it makes a difference. guy on the left looks more alpha, but if hes a neet and the guy on the right invented the Internet or something, i say right.
>>36689835
Scooby I think. He used to come heere apparently but ge got doxxed and now everyone thinks he died in a sauna.
the scary thing is that there are people on this board, right now, who unironically think zyzz is more "alpha male" because "hurr durr aesthetics fuck girls get wasted huehueheuheueue"
>>36689835
a beta
>>36689821
One changed the world, one just put a bit of muscle on his body.
>>36689861
>he doesn't know who fucking stephen hawking is
jesus christ
>>36689871
You sound like a powerlifter
Left - Alpha
Right - Omega
Op - Huge faggot
Haha all these sad cunts who think some fucking nerd who can't even walk is more Alpha. Let me ask you something, if both went into a bar, which one would pick up the most girls?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
>>36689889
I am. And I would beat your twink ass.
Bw - 220lbs
Squat - 365lbs
Bench - 215lbs
Deadlift - 405lbs
>>36689821
>one was a meme who jumped on gear and still only looked mediocre, his greatest achievement was boning a few festival sluts
>the other has made huge contributions to cosmology
neither are "alpha", but hawking has actually contributed something to the world other than showing us the dangers of mixing DNP and sauna
>>36689934
>stephen hawking
>not alpha
are you serious?
>>36689913
Dear lord let this be bait.
>>36689861
read the filename
>>36689966
Bait? Shut the fuck up weak faggot.
Post pic and stats.
>>36689913
>image search
>no results
Lmao
>>36690014
What does alpha in scaredy quotes mean?
>>36689821
Well both are inspirational
Left is a cunt to people who deserve it and was all about being the best you you can be
The guy on the left is just a smart cunt who literally fucked over other people just cause. A dude with the same disease asked for his wheel chair specs and software and shit and he told him to fuck off he isn't worthy of it
Zyzz is about you doing you the best you can
Hawking is about himself
Zyzz is more alpha imo
>>36690073
This is literally a troll post, right?
>>36689913
>caring about how tough and threatening you are to anonymous frog posters on a dominican marinade-drizzle and spice forum
>being this insecure and autistic
>being proud of that weight and those lifts
>making it
This is the guy who gives you criticisms and lifting advice on your routine and nutrition.
>>36689913
gyno alert
>>36689871
People on this shitboard don't even know who Zyzz is. Or who Scooby is, what skateboard squats are. He's a big guy
>>36690100
Nope Hawking as a person is a cunt
Zyzz as a person was about everyone being the best they can be
>>36689913
>Blaha has family even more autistic than himself
>>36689821
some faggot who wasn't smart enough to out live an older dying scientist
>>36690141
and that's why one of them made significant discoveries in physics and astronomy, taught humanity a lot through his books and lectures etc while the other spent his life playing videogames, started using steroids and recreational drugs to have fun at clubs what led him to his death
sounds about right
>>36689913
>>36690014
jesus christ
>>36690223
As a person like if you met them randomly on the street you faggot their. personality and person to person interaction
>one talks down to people, ignores and puts down fans, cheats people, fucks over people who looked after him his whole life and fucks over people in the same position as him
>the other wants you to make it and to not be a sad cunt, happily posed for photos and chats to you if you ran into him
>>36690293
>>36690223
>>36690073
My friends, your implied definitions of alpha are contradictory.
How about we lay down what it means to be scaredy quotes alpha as OP asked before we continue our discussion?
>>36689821
One changed the world, the other just played around with equations and theories.
>>36690283
>>36690152
>>36690111
>>36690108
>>36690055
>>36690019
Not one of you looks better and/or has better lifts.
Put up or shut up.
>>36690356
>>36690317
Alpha is the pack leader. Both meet this base definition so let's look at some traits of an alpha
An alpha trys to advance the pack. Both did this
An alpha looks after the pack he doesn't ignore it and screw it over. This is zyzz
the alpha wants his pack to be the best and to survive. This is zyzz
>>36690383
Post pic fuck boy.
>>36690341
kek
Right. Lifters are children with time on their hands.
>>36689900
The one who isn't dead? That's what I thought.
Defying medical science and achieving all your ambitions despite having no control over your body is alpha as fuck.
>>36689913
don't call yourself a powerlifter untill you atleast total bw x6
Having a mass following and inspiring thousands of people well after your death is alpha as fark
>one researches black holes and stuff
>other one played WoW, took steroids and died in a sauna
yep
>>36689954
not in the conventional sense of the word, he's not like feynman was
>>36689913
Just remember you aren't this guy.
>>36690394
I sincerely hope you aren't a day over 16
Zyzz was clearly absolutely riddled with insecurity. No self respecting man does the shit he did. Walking around topless at a festival and pretending not to care what people think of you is pathetic.
>>36689913
>fat 200+ lbs
>total under 1000
>powerlifter
pick only 2
>>36690599
he isn't a day over 16 and won't understand anything m8. but people grow out of that thinking
>>36689913
>doesn't even bench 2pl8
>>36689913
Poor guy. This is what bullying does to people
>>36690599
Not even close to 16 mate. I just know how Hawking has treated the people he relied on to live once a better option came along. Completely cut them off without a second thought. I think recently he did something to try make amends for it but it wasn't a fraction of what he should have done
That is not an alpha thing to do at all in my eyes even more so when you needed that person to change your pants for you
>>36689913
How much do you weigh?
>>36690698
I LITERALLY said in my post. 220lbs.
>>36690674
>>36690672
>>36690639
>>36690587
>>36690498
Lifts/pics? No?
Ok then. Fucking weaklings.
>>36689882
L O L
O
L
>>36689821
hawking because he isn't dead
>>36689821
>Zyzz
>died a virgin
>only idolized by fellow virgins
>Stephen Hawking
>has banged 2 women while paralyzed
>will be remembered for centuries as a brilliant mind
>looks out for himself
And
>looks out for himself
Can't see any alpha
>>36689913
mother of keks
there is a god
>>36690411
wow you're so tough and cool dude
i bet you fuck tons of pussy hard core dude wow
>>36689835
His name is rich pianoman. Hes the guy Elton John sings about in that "sing us a song on the piano man" song of his
>>36690719
Never change, bro. You've provided much entertainment for all of us.
>>36691628
Top kek
>yfw Stephen Hawkings paralyzed in a wheelchair bagged more poon than you did as a normal healthy human being
>>36690599
Why do you work out if not to take your shirt off at festivals...?
>>36690719
breh i outtotal you by 210lbs while being 25lb lighter (195 and 6ft1 still looking like shit) but i don't have the fucking audacity to call my self powerlifter and to act like i'm hot shit on internet
jesus
>>36689913
>>36689821
They're both alpha, they're just alpha in different domains
>>36689954
Nigga can't even wipe his own ass how da fuck is he alpha? He's a bag of meat on wheels, skinniest of the skinny fats and you wanna compare him to zzyz? You fucked.
>>36691628
>Elton john
>>36691628
Definetly not billy joel
>>36689821
>stephen hawking
>alpha
>>36689882
that crippled fuck hardly changed the world
>>36689913
>i would beat your twink ass
>215 1 set max on the bench
>mfw i do that in sets of 10
i can't believe i'm actually seeing this shit for real
stephen hawking has done more in his miraculously long life for more people and more fields than any single person i can think of who has had anything to do with weightlifting, wait no, he has as a single person done more than all the people in history i can think of involved with weightlifting combined
weightlifting is a podunk little hobby, it's not even a goddamn sport, stop taking it so seriously, and bodybuilding is literally regarded world-round as a joke, arnold was a joke, an entertainer who's ridiculous looks landed him a legacy of fucking comedies
zyzz was a drugged up, steroid-taking barely fucking literate chimp who's retardation LITERALLY FUCKING KILLED HIM
that is literally the most fucking beta a person can be, killing themselves
hawking is an alpha of such fucking alphaness that the world has seen little of in it's history, he's alpha on a level that is impossible for anyone on this fucking website (much less this fucking board) to even fathom
>inb4 fedora, t. hawking, kill yourself, faggot, hurr durr beta
fuck you /fit/
fuck you
>>36689835
That's James Potter you dolt
>>36689821
Why not the best of both worlds?
> pic related
>>36694854
>inb4 fedora, t. hawking, kill yourself, faggot, hurr durr beta
pretty much this, Hawking is a smart, successful man but he is simply not alpha. I don't think you understand what alpha is. Do you think an average girl would fuck Zyzz or Hawking in their prime?
>>36695140
> on the left
i want dyslexia to leave
>>36696805
>yfw you will never get paid to fat shame Hamplanets as your profession
>>36694854
halo effect
you like a person, respect him, and so you attribute to him all the positive qualities and say that he cant have negative ones
well, welcome to the real world faggot
hawking being a famous scientist doesnt have nothing to do with being alpha, you just use the word "alpha" as some ambiguous "good" thing to say about him
also, notice how i used the word "famous", not "great"? thats right, because his actual contribution is much less than people who know shit about science (like you) believe
but media loves him because muh spooky black holes and paraplegic struggle and personal life drama
the whole "great scientist" thing actually died in the first half of the last century, actual science is not the same as you read in history books about rich faggots being eccentric in public and making inventions in their laboratory
actual science now is thousands of average ppl grinding on stuff with most of the output being utter shit (which is not a bad thing)
we literally grind our way through the universe brehs
>>36694854
>literally
Stephen Hawking is the unintelligent man's idea of a thinker.
>>36690293
>fucks over people who looked after him his whole life and fucks over people in the same position as him
>>36689835
Stephen Fry.
>>36690293
>>36697092
I meant what did Hawking do that was so bad?
>>36697009
>we literally grind our way through the universe brehs
Best way to describe human beans in general.
>>36696953
According to you the only way to be alpha is to fuck lots of women. Is that all you think life really is? If so you're a fucking idiot.
>>36689821
Zyzz could walk but Hawking is still alive so I'm gonna say Zyzz when he was alive but Hawking now.
>>36697136
>Is that all you think life really is? If so you're a fucking idiot.
lel insecure much? it's not the definition of success but is the definition of alpha. being sexually desired by opposite sex is a major trait of an alpha person. kill yourself my man.
>>36697009
this.
fedorafags in disguise itt praise Hawking and shit on Zyzz (who I don't really like as well but whatever) can't understand that he is just an another big media idol. In an attempt to justify their physical weakness these cucks try to overcompensate with their intellect, which is nonexistent.
>>36697136
Spotted the virgin
>inb4 " I-i get laid"
No you don't.
>>36689913
It must feel weird to know that there're people who look better than you who've never lifted a day in their life.
>>36689821
Zyzz looks like a manlet next to that guy
>>36697009
>also, notice how i used the word "famous", not "great"? thats right, because his actual contribution is much less than people who know shit about science (like you) believe
>but media loves him because muh spooky black holes and paraplegic struggle and personal life drama
No, the guy is a great scientist however you slice it. You've just fallen for the /sci/ geeky hipster meme m8. Michio Kaku is another science giant that you probs think isn't all that, not like that Bill Nye the Disney Actor or whatever piece of kitsch ass twattery you like to jerk over.
>>36697166
>>36697238
Here we have two specimen, both of intense narcicism and insecurity, they project their inadequate feelings onto others in an attempt to make themselves feel better, little do they know how easy it is to see just how sad and lonely they are.
>>36697413
Holy shit that's some next level fedora mentality
>>36689835
pretty sure that's hank green
>>36694854
Zyzz had a heart defect you moron
>>36689882
The amount of muscle Hawking put on has been gone for quite some time now though.
I recognize Zyzz but who's the loser on the left?
theyre both betas come on now
>this thread
>>36690719
From now on, every moment that I'll ever feel insecure about my body, I'll think of you. I'll think of your pathetic lack of muscle that shows an even worse lack of discipline.
Thank you anon, for showing me the reason I go to the gym, to not be like you.
>>36697413
You are just discussing grammar you know that right? Stop being such a fucking smug faggot and accept the fact that people have a different concept of alpha.
It's really easy to understand actually, yet here you are acting like a superior anon when in reality you look the most retarded of all
>>36689821
zyzz is a physical alpha
hawking is an intellectual alpha
>>36689835
Zyzz
>>36689821
This zyzz has to be photoshopped. He looks small as fuck.
>>36689821
Sausage Zyzzle
>>36697463
>>36698073
Excellent rebuttals, absolutely no arguments other than, "lel ur an redit fagit!!1"
"fuk bitches smok wed ALPHA AS FUK ZEEZ LOK AT ME NAO!!1"
>>36689871
glorified socialite dies overdoses in a sauna, becomes legend. i can only imagine how legendary paris hilton will be to zyzz' followers once she dies
>>36698700
You're cringy af
>>36698713
*One liner*
>>36698700
It's a new day and you're still ass-blasted over this? I think you need to stay off 4chan for a little bit.
>>36699094
>>36698700
Wait shit, I thought you were>>36689913
>>36689835
That's Jeff Seid you fucking newfag.
>>36690599
Zyzz did that shit at raves before he had any shred of muscle. He was always like that. Stop projecting.
>>36693353
Black holes aren't a great practical contribution but he'll still be remembered in a century. Zyzz on the other hand will be forgotten when his 1000 autistic fans die.
>>36689913
>Can't bench your own bodyweight
Never gonna make it
>>36689849
Kek
>>36689913
i told you to stop browsing 4chan dad
>This thread is still going.
FML
>>36689835
moot the founder of google
I met Stephen Hawking in a nightclub a few years ago and basically every girl was lining up to get a picture with him.
>>36690283
my favourite reaction gif of all time.
>>36689861
I laughed at this post yesterday. Im glad it was still here lol
