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2016-04-06 15:56:30 Post No. 36670961
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2016-04-06 15:56:30
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Why are so many of you muscle fags so bad in bed?
Yes this is fitness related. Sexual health.
Get it together you people. Every woman I sleep with tells me that the other guys she's been with were average compared to me. I don't want to brag, I just don't do anything that spectacular and I get these reviews. So I think the average man must be shite in the sack.
Here's some advice for you virgins.
>get over your hangups - nobody wants to fuck a guy who doesn't have confidence in showing his naked body, regardless of how fit it is.
>MAKE NOISE, and don't be afraid to be awkward. Grunting and growling makes it hotter. Silent sex is shit sex.
>dirty talk, you fag. Just make up stuff. "I'm going to fuck you so hard, you're going to cum all over my dick".
>concentrate on the psychological over the physical. I have made women cum harder than fucking by just describing what I would do to them and slowly rubbing their clit.
>make her cum every time. EVERY time. Twice, preferably. The line of "women want to cuddle, men want to sleep" after sex is a myth made up by guys who leave chicks horny for more.
>spank her, pull her hair, pinch her, call her a slut. Ask her beforehand how far she likes guys to go. With the odd exception, good sex is usually male-dominant.
>when in doubt, do something that you haven't done before, that is more taboo, or that you just don't usually do. Go outside. Do her on furniture, or in the shower. Tie her up.
There's a few pointers for you chodes. Now, please, put those hours of sculpting your bodies to good use and actually go learn how to fuck.
