Any anons have stories about mires, comebacks, etc after getting /fit/? Always loved these threads.
>pic unrelated
>bff gropes my traps , no homo
>apply for a job and the HR asks me if i'm here for a security/guard job
>friend's boss asks me if i'm on steroids
>mom says she'll disown me if i'm abusing steroids
>brother suddenly massages my traps while in the middle of lat pulldowns, no homo/incest.
my 3 years of natty bulking is paying off i guess
>Going swimming
>The pool closes 7pm but the counter closes an hour earlier, at 6pm
>Run there and arrive excatly at 6pm
>7/10 Cute grill working behind the counter
>"Sorry I just closed the register, I can't sign you in"
>Audibly sigh and ask isn't there anything she can do
>She checks me to waist-level and back to eyes
>"Well maybe I can let you without a payment this time, but don't tell anyone"
>Go swimming free and get those cardio gains
what a fucking asshole. music shapes us in the womb
im fucking triggered, DONT do that.
>>36642103
>tfw no bff
>tfw no brother
>tfw no gf
>tfw have to pay an illegal asian immigrant $30 if I want a massage
>>36641921
I have one that isn't too great, but I may as well keep the thread going.
>back in highschool a few years back
>end of year party out on a lake
>everyone goes because we were a small school
>decide to go for a swim
>out of the water, no shirt on because I am drying off
>walking around, drinking, seeing all my friends
>walk up to a group of people
>one girl in the group that I distinctly remember didn't like me
>makes pic related face at my body when I walk up
>pretend not to notice and just nonchalantly chat with buddies for a bit
>once I am dry I put a shirt back on because I'm not that much of a douche
I think the fact that she was kind of stuck up and didn't like was what made it so memorable.
>>36642205
What a crock of shit. There are no transferrable skills to be learned while still in the womb. There's no evolutionary advantage to have a mind start developing it's intelligence during a stage where the foetus can't see, feel, smell, breathe and likely hear.
>>36642180
She wasn't miring you, she just can't be bothered dealing with a complaining cunt, shit happens to me at work. If a customer starts complaining I just give em their shit so I don't have to deal with an argument, she probably thought you were the confrontational type.
>5 years ago
>be 15
>5'6" 123 lbs lankek
>get bullied on daily basis
>started lifting and did some boxing for summer 3-4 times a week
>go back to school now aesthetic as fuck
>bullies started mirin' and normies asking for fitness advice
>chads were mirin' but stacey's still ignorin'
>become bisexual who faps to traps in college but i still lift but also do mma now
t-thanks /fit/
>>36641921
What song is this supposed to be? Is it the mcdonalds thing?
>Nicest homeless guy whom I always give money to when I walk to gym comments on how big I'm looking
I lift for you, we're all gonna get to where we want to be
>>36642272
actually no.
>>36642310
What martial arts do you take?
>>36642454
karate-based mma with elements of muay thai and jujutsu
>>36642635
That's pretty cool, I want to get into professional mma later in life, so for this fall I'm going to try to find a good muay thai school and do some wrestling at my university while getting my degree, any tips you can give me to get a good start?
>>36642407
Nice rebuttal.
>>36642251
Are you a 100% sure that was a "mirin" face?
>>36642314
>What song is this supposed to be? Is it the mcdonalds thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjooI8DdlyE
Nothing special but i guess i'll just contribute.
> Intensive push day
> Barely any people in the gym
> Heavy pump
> See a MILF coming through the machine section
> Yeah whatever
> Sitting on flat bench, resting between my sets
> Catch MILF in the big mirror staring at me for like 20 seconds
> She realizes i catched her staring
> Looks away immediately
> I start smiling because its funny seeing a grown up hot MILF acting like an autistic child
Anyways, MILFS are girls too. So that was atleast something.
> In gym
> Heavy pump, nice clothing
> See a dude switching between 2 machiens all the time
> Approach him and ask if hes finally done with that one exercise
> Says " Uhm ohhh y-yeah s-sure bro, yes uhm im d-done yeah" in the most autistic, awkward and scared way.
Guess im a big boy now
Its these kind of stories that deter me from ever going to a gym. I really need to being about 120 and 27, but.. egghh.. I'd rather do it at home.
>>36642897
Unless you have big weights or a jungle gym at home you wont get big with just body weight.
>>36642922
I don't want to be big, god no.
Just strong enough to do some housework and I'll call it a day. I've got super strong bones but literally no muscle.
>>36642897
>>36642932
Are you a trap/twink or are you a vagina-american?
>>36641921
>dat fucking pic
DYING
>>36642932
> Super strong bones
You're a little bitch boi brah
>>36642932
Trap tier?
Or bruce lee?
>>36642936
>>36642936
>>36642948
None, just an italian with high metabolism who eats nothing but cheese/dairy with every meal for the past two decades.
>>36642996
>nothing but cheese/dairy
High est trap confirmed
>>36642996
Bullshit. Bull. Shit.
My godmother is Italian, and all 3 of her sons are either swolemode or ripped. Even her gay twinky youngest son is a little jacked.
You're a girl or you've been on a high-soy high-estrogen diet for the past 5 years
>>36643009
I don't know /fit/s lingo, so I have no idea what that is.
>>36643019
Italian my mothers side, Irish my Father. I'm an indoor techie who never did any sports/physical activity and had mozerella/romano alfredo based pasta dinners (Actual cheese, not that pasturized american crap) For nearly every meal of my life, barring some occasional red meats and veggies.
I also don't eat sweets period, so.
>>36642996
Trap status confirmed, send pics.
>>36643040
High est = High estrogen
Trap = Boy who wants to be (fucked like) a girl
My godmother's twink homosex youngest son never got outdoors or lifted until he was 20, and he's about as big/thick as pic related on the right.
You need to activate your italian + celtic genes through diet and exercise (lifting heavy)
EAT BIG
LIFT BIG
GET BIG
>>36643076
Ah well the estrogen part makes sense.
Eh. I just had no latent interest. I don't need to be big in body in my line of work. But it did dawn on me that it would be nice to at least carry in groceries or industry supplies without ending up sore and tired out after each haul.
Its not really that big of a deal.
>lifting for about 8 months
>see old coworker at gym
> (he was the gymrat/meathead of our old job and I was a skinny fuck for a majority of my time working there)
>he compliments my gainz and legitimately asks if I've been "taking anything, bro?"
I'm not taking anything
>>36643040
>I'm Italian
>Is actually American
Stop doing this you silly twat
>>36643682
I said I don't eat american cheese, how does that make me american? Usually people associate cheese with that orange nonsense americans eat, I wanted to clarify. We eat only natural home made fresh white or yellow cheeses, not the orange powder chips americans eat.
>>36642205
>>36642272
Both of you are wrong
The study is inherently stupid. Listening to Mozart in the womb doesn't cause babies to be smarter. The type of people who fucking listen to Mozart in the first place and care about their children being smart, tend to be smarter in the first place. Hence, these smart people tend to have smart children.
>>36641921
>invite one of my best friends to my house
>show him my battle station
>"damn this is a nice bachelor pad" he says
>we lie down on the bed and watch netflix
>I said "haha didn't know we're doing nexflix and chill"
>he gives me that look
>I say "I dare you to ride me"
>"you think I won't, fuckboy?" He says and climbs on me
>starts riding me
>this is what I've been doing hip thrusts for
>start humping him
>hump him off of the bed
>mfw
>he says "damn your glutes must be steel"
>jokingly says "sorry babe"
>we cuddle afterwards
>>36642667
Yes. Her eyes got very wide and her jaw literally dropped in a "shocked/surprised" kind of way. It was almost comical (pretty sure she was drunk) and she was looking right at my body. So I'm pretty sure that's what it was.
>at the club with friends (almost all girls) on Saturday
>sitting next to one of my closest friends as she's drinking with me
>accidently bumps my arm and shoulder
>jesus anon, I thought you were wear shoulder pads, Christ you're shoulders are big
>I didn't say anything, pretty much went full spaghetti
>>36642205
I thought Lamarck died like 200 years ago. Are you a wizard?
>>36642741
ive never heard that before i chuckled
>>36642753
>catched.
Are you retarded?
>>36644581
Lamarck and Darwin moved to Mars with all the other ballers you dingus
>>36642741
man that chorus is now stuck in my head. what if i accidentally say im killing niggers im killing niggers and someone hears me?
>>36642302
>I'm a projecting doormat beta who can't say no and enables rude behaviour by rewarding it
No indication this girl shared your problem, m8.
