How do I get into Cristiano Ronaldo mode?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Train eat a live like a world champion soccer player.
>>36624574
Ice bath and 3000( yes 3000) sit ups per day
>>36624574
he looks like a manlet
>>36624574
Get caught with trannies x f
>Look it up, it's happened a few times he Ioves that shit
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hala Madrid
They fucking rekt the Barcelona degenerates today
> feelsgoodman
>>36624574
SS + GOMAD
I hear he has a regular intake of oats and loves to squat too
>>36624574
Stop lifting
Learn how to sit by the goal and take potshots
>>36624624
> believing futbol media drama
Wew lad
I'd love to know what he's on
Pity you can't have this conversation because the internet at large has a massive hard-on for the guy
>>36625072
Kek
>>36625088
He doesn't look at big, he's lean af though
>>36625039
>seven points
>celebrating losing the league
also what part of spain are you from mate?
>>36624574
>How do I get into Cristiano Ronaldo mode?
Be skinny
>>36625137
I'm sure you're a big guy.
>>36624601
Why 3000? Is it just vanity purposes?
I cant imagine that would be useful in soccer, he doesnt even dive into his abs
>>36625039
>degenerates
Fuck off retard.
t. Madridista
be the best world football player :)
Train a lot and take PEDs
>>36626626
>I cant imagine that would be useful in soccer
You have no imagination then.
>>36624576
>>36625020
Tsu? Wtf /fit/ he is saying "Siiiiii", Spanish for "yes"
>>36628920
shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>36627883
>Yo mismo
>En la uni
>La profesora es del Atleti pero odia al barsa
>Examen en breve (en un par de semanas)
>Se sabe que es más o menos difícil su examen o su manera de corregir en función de los partidos recientes
>Gana el Madrid
Aprobado asegurado, a vivir la vida mindunguis
>>36625020
>He TSUUs for thirty seconds
wew
