ITT: big guy feels
>go out for lads birthday at a bar
>with the gf and 20 friends drinkin
>im black out hammered
>light a cigarette on the side of the dancefloor
>bouncer staring directly at me
>looks nervous and lets it slide
>doesnt approach me at all
>qt gf puts out my dart for me thankfully
You can get away with anything when ur jacked white and above 6ft
>go to power station
>see unattended bar with 8 10lb bumper plates on each side
>there are an abundance of 5, 25, 35 & 45 lb plates in the room
>"Who's the chuckle fuck who took every 10 plate in the room?"
>one guy looks at me but stays silent
>I know it was him
>unload all his weight and start dead lifting
>he just walks out of the room with his head hung
I'm also starting to shove bitches who pick up dumbells and don't move, thus blocking the rack.
The more I lift the less patience I have for dumb fuckery.
>>36621292
> Old lady at the grocery store takes forever to count her coins.
> Shove her away, she falls and breaks her hip.
> The cashier smiles at me while the ambulance comes tells me I remind her of someone she knew as a child.
You really can get away with anything if you're swole...
>>36621409
kill yourself
>>36621409
>autistic fat neckbeard starts shoving people in the gym
>get's salty about gym etiquette
nice one dickhead
>>36621646
>>36621596
Eat shit. Being new only excuses shitty form and routine.
Standing in front of the dumbell rack means you're an inconsiderate faggot.
You don't have to be an expert to undersatnd that you're preventing others from doing exercises simply because you refuse to take one step backward before you do your fucking 50lb shrugs for you 10th set.
>>36621409
one of the """"gym regulars"""" now, huh? doesn't give you the right to be a cunt. not that you actually did any of that anyway.
kill you're self
>>36621781
So you shove people for inconveniencing you but they're the inconsiderate faggots
>>36621912
>>36621937
They're not just inconveniencing me.
They're inconveniencing me because they literally won't take one step backward.
Any cunt like that deserves whatever happens to them in my book.
>>36621409
You did it, anon! You finally became "that guy."
>>36621965
>inconvenience you
>deserve to be physically assaulted
yeah ok buddy nice one
>>36621965
You remind me of my daddy, who felt it was reasonable to beat me for forgetting to turn a light off when I left a room.
>protip: neither reactions are reasonable
Does anyone else try and use their size to intimidate others? Since I've started getting huge 6'3" 103kg, one of the things I've started doing is just calling random people out in the street.
I usually go for smallish looking foreigners and try to find an excuse to pick a fight with them. For instance if they drop any litter, cross on a red, don't give up their seat on the bus etc, I'll just unload with a bit of verbal abuse and then see if they want to settle it like men.
It's funny as fuck seeing their pussy ass reactions. Usually they just apologise a lot and try to walk away with their heads down really embarrassed. It's extra fun if their with their gf.
>>36621292
>vacationing in Tokyo
>riding the metro
>train starts getting pretty crowded cuz rush hour
>nobody will sit next to me
>In gym
>Lift weights
>The weights are heavy
>>36621965
When you cycle off the tren you'll realize saying 'excuse me could you take a step back so others can grab some weights' is a much better option. Of course by then it won't matter because your gym will have banned you for being a nigger.
Get fucked you dumb faggot.
>>36622277
Someone will punch you some day
Not everyone is a pussy.
>>36622277
Nice b8
>tfw no one cared who you were until you put on the mask
>>36622277
i've actually done this
don't know if i should feel ashamed or not
it's fascinating that even men in their 40s are afraid of you
fuck outta here lanklets, THE original big guy, FOR YOU was 5'9
>>36623480
the roids*
K bud. If you wanna blow smoke, go have another dart
>>36622277
You sound like a fucking cunt.
>>36623624
Been stealing shit from the Paki convenient store lately
>live in San Francisco, but French Canadian
>walk in to store pretending to talk on the phone in French
>grab at least 10-15 dollars worth of shit (usually proton bars and water)
>hand paki a 5 dollar bill, while still on the phone
>look him straight in the eye, wink and walk out.
Been 2 years now and no one has said a thing.
>Can't pass someone on the sidewalk without bumping them
>>36621292
>blacked out
>remembers story
wat
>>36621292
Could you give me a printout of oyster smiling?
>>36622277
I hate that people are intimidated by me. I'm like the nicest guy in the world, it makes me feel bad
>>36621292
>be on plane
>flight plan lists you, smee, maiman, and one more
>get them on the plane, i'll call it in
>>36621487
> Old lady at the grocery store takes forever to count her coins
> Start shoving bitches who take forever with coins, thus blocking the queue.
> The more I lift the less patience I have for dumb fuckery.
Do you feel the burn?
>>36622277
You'll end up scaring someone, then they shoot you and claim self defense.
>>36621409
Were you expecting a positive response to this post?
>>36621409
You dyel faggots and your power fantasies.
>>36623845
Same thought i had...like wtf ami reading
>>36621292
Nothing about that was an impressive story.
>>36623751
Whoa dude. You do any other cool shit like this?
>girls constantly say "wow you have big shoulders"
>I don't know how to feel about it
>end up feeling bad and hating my shoulders
>>36621965
You're the vigilante your gym deserves! Keep up the great work bud
>>36621965
I would break one of the 50 pounds dumbbells on your head then start prison raping you tbqh senpai.
>>36623751
>San Francisco, French Canadian
step up your bait game
this is too obvious
>>36624144
Big shoulders are sexy.
>tfw 5'1 3.6 inch penis indian muslim homosexual autistic manlet
>>36622277
Hope you bump into me one day.
>>36621292
>White
>In England
I'm so sorry
>>36624174
I sure as hell don't feel sexy.
>>36623487
We live in a society anon, with real repercussions for physical violence. What do you expect from this?
1. picking on a smaller guy
2. guy is minding his own business probably not looking for confrontation
3. people calling you out in general is startling, let alone trying to fight you out of no where
4. they fight back, you maybe hurt them? what then, do you think people will cheer?
5. Guy actually knows how to fight or is armed, you get hurt or die
Maybe start thinking with your head instead of your ego. You should be ashamed you fucking pussy.
>>36623875
IKTFB I scare strangers just walking over to ask for directions and shit. I also was raised to look people in the eyes while I speak to them which makes people flat out uncomfortable or intimidatedand it doesn't help that I'm 6'3", I try to compensate by being overly polite.
I asked a dude how many sets he had left and the guy looked like he thought I was going to brain him with a barbell.
>>36622277
>man shot on bus
>witnesses claim the man verbally assaulted an off duty cop
>his last words were "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?"
>>36622277
Wouldn't recommend trying this in America.
this thread is so gay. i would still knock out all of you tall retards with your undeveloped jaws..i will hit you in the jaw and knock you out fucking lanklet retards..lmao i am laughing right now just imagining me dropping you tall retards with a nice punch to the jaw and watching your tall retarded limbs drop to the floor
>>36622277
not sure if b8 but if not I really hope you get whats coming for you.
>>36624238
Shut up before I break your stepladder.
>>36624144
That's a GOOD THING
Take pride in that shit
Not everyone can have cannonball delts. We are the fortunate ones
>>36624144
Checked
Wide shoulders reporting in, shit is great, girls like to rub them and give me massages or ask if they can ride on them.
Own that shit dude, we're among the blessed, also clothes look better on us.
>>36622277
Inb4 some gangbanger shoots or stand your dumb cunt ass. Muscles can't stop a blade or bullet man. Maybe you should get some counseling for that there crippling self esteem issue.
>>36622277
Youre never gonna make it
>>36622277
>All these dubs and trips wasted.
For real though, a childhood friend of my mother's pulled this shit with a couple of hell's angels and got his guts dumped out all over the sidewalk in front of a gas station.
You're an utter fucking retard if you really behave like this.
>>36624298
>muscles can't stop a blade or a bullet
Do you even nanomachines, son?
>>36624238
Lmao like you could reach, Scrappy Doo.
>>36623845
His friends or gf probably told him what happened
>>36622277
Things that never happened.
Hello manlet. We know you are a manlet because that is what you DREAM of doing to people but you can't.
Because you are small.
Nobody who is big does that. In fact we tend to know our own physical strength and go out of our way as to not hurt anyone.
Hence the term "gentle giant". So enjoy your Napoleon complex and dream about being a major asshole.
>>36621409
That's the roids talking man, not you. I'm worried about you.
>>36622277
>"Wow, these guys don't want to start a fist fight with me in the middle of the street. What a bunch of pussies!"
You realize how fucking retarded you sound, right?
>>36622277
Top tier bait senpai
>>36621292
What a fag. I bounce and im manlet height, but i still go up to bigger guys over shit like that.
Its about coming across friendly and reasonable. "Hey man, gonna have to ask you to take that outside" as opposed to "fuck off cunt "
My mate is a big dude (6'3 220) and is my age, 21. We were buying liquor and the guy asked for my id. then my mate told the guy he was 15 and i was buying it for him. the cashier laughed nervously and gave me my change.
fucking annoying af
>>36624144
>girls constantly say I have big shoulders
>I don't know how to feel about it
>start shoving them because they're taking up my time
>the more I lift the less patience I have for dumb fuckery
>>36624228
>cop was reported saying "the more I lift the less patience I have for this dumb fuckery"
>>36624333
You redeemed the trips fampai
>>36624977
Looks like I covered the dubs
>>36624981
beautiful tbhfam
>meet people
>they tell me I look mean
Or
>meet friends of friends
>friends tell me they were all scared of me but we're surprised to find out I'm actually nice
OR
>people call me big guy / flex at me / make "muscle jokes"
Wtf is this life
>>36624378
>That webm
>>36623853
I'm Tayne, your latest dancer
>>36622277
You sound like a cunt, why the fuck would you do that?
>Tfw I'm responding to b8
I'm 6'5" 260, and a professional kickboxer, but would never do shit like this, only insecure subhumans would
>>36625272
>tfw always get called "big fella" or "big boy" and people always look at me and ask if I lift while making a curling motion or an ohp motion, or ask me if I'm a rugby player
I always thought I wanted this, but it just gets annoying sometimes
>>36624333
>>36624977
>>36624981
>>36625149
I WAS CRYYYYING WHEN I MET YOU
>>36625911
NOW IM DYYYYING TO FORGET YOOUUU
>>36625928
DUBS (check em) ARE A SWEET MISEERRRYYY
>bouncer padding you down
>>wow its not apprent but you clearly lift. Whats your dl?
>315 man
>>gtfo thats it?
>oohh umm 315 kilograms
My favorite
>>36625272
at least once you get big people stop making lame "ur so tall" jokes
My size has made me less of a coward. It isn't even about being tough, I used to be socially inept but I now try to help people more. I've helped old people across roads, helped manlets reach things in supermarkets (which has nothing to do with bodybuilding I know) and have broken up many fights down my local bars. I have been cut on the finger with a broken bottle one time, but it hasn't stopped me. I think being a do-gooder is only annoying to people when you're a little weasel, but it goes a long way when you're a muscular soft deep voiced guy with a youthful face like me.
Having biceps got me laid one time. I am bisexual and finally took the plunge and went to a gay bar. This little twink insantly started fondling me and I fucked his little ass all night. I might genuinly go full time gay. I used a condom though of course.
>>36624378
I love Ewan's beard, makes him look like a teddy bear.
>>36625988
>tfw people make jokes about both now that I'm big and tall
>>36624755
>"Hey man, gonna have to ask you to take that outside"
>>36621409
>>36621646
I'm fairly new and this is not my first time starting to go to the gym but my biggest focus is not to be an incumberance to more "senior" lifters.
ITT: autists that don't understand that picking fights with people for no reason makes you a nigger not alpha.
I accidentally intimidated my neighbour into not builing a second house on his property. He needed everyone in the neighbourhood to sign off on it, but when he spoke to me he chickened out, started stammering, and never gave me the papers. I'm still waiting for them. It's been months now and he can't look me in the eye when I meet him on the street.
>>36622277
>obvious bait
>>36625734
I'm 6'7 professional world muay Thai, boxing, and mma champion
>>36627903
/thread
>>36628003
Mirin
>>36622277
Wow. That's not Alpha behavior at all.
That's straight up retarted bullying because you're over compensating for something.
Come back if you stop a mugging or something, or call someone bigger and stronger then you our for being a douche.
