If you're too lazy to read through this pic here's the gist of it
>560lb HAES believer has sciatica, totally genetic and not related to weight lol
>wants doctors to give it an MRI
>can't fit into an MRI machine without getting under 500lbs
>commence whale tears
>fat friend shows up, smallfat at 440lbs
>fat friend talks about her struggles with the medical system and how only the fat nurse understood
>now rallying to "fight for my mobility" because she "knows" she'll be mistreated by medical system again
Some other bits
>fatty is already hiring a nutritionist that is helping it with a plan that doesn't center around weight loss
>took a water aerobics class, an hour of wading around in the pool gave it DOMS so bad it stays in bed for two days
>contemplating suicide rather than losing 60lbs
The blonde one now has to use a scooter for mobility, HAES amirite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBH0mBcqcVw
>fit fatties took a virtual journey across America
>2800 miles
>1500 members "contributing"
>two weeks
>less than a mile per week of "movement" per "fit fatty"
Elite Athletes guys, who here can manage nearly a mile of movement a week? truly we have been proven wrong by the strength of will that the fatties show
Of course it's no surprise, after all body acceptance makes you run faster.
I hope you guys didn't fall for the diabetes myth
>why won't they let a 400lb woman go skydiving?
>omg thin privilege
>asking a partner to lose weight is abusive!
>weight has NO impact on fertility!
>thank god I never skipped leg day
>>36607192
>withholding children from a whale
That man's a goddamned hero
>>36607207
well at least he's being honest
>>36607688
>he
>>36607207
What's wrong with his right leg?
>>36608351
What's wrong with these people? Surely they must be mentally ill.
>>36608295
I love my country's hundreds of mass shootings because they exist in defiance of a world that says they shouldn't. #365ShooterSelfie #Violencepositive #Bulletlove4all #unsafeplaceproject
Have fat hate and fps threads merged now?
Have good stories of a fat fuck new hire at work if anyone cares
>>36607192
I'll bet anything her partner wants her to lose 40lbs because that's around the exact weight you should gain with pregnancy, he doesnt want her to turn into an even bigger heffalump.
I'll never understand how these women let themselves gain 70lbs with pregnancy... it's terrible.
>>36608452
muh body change
>>36608445
There are no fps threads anymore. Bring them back man!
>>36607173
So many black lesbians....
>>36607086
triggede
>>36607745
>a diet coke
>>36607745
so why do they drink diet coke if there's nothing wrong with being fat?
Shitposting is for gays
>>36607048
>in gender studies
>fat landwhale troglodyte teacher
>shows shitty walking dead tribute with shitty 3 days grace music in class
>just kill me now
>>36607130
>less than a mile per week of "movement" per "fit fatty"
i find this hard to believe, it only takes 20 mins to walk a mile at 3 mph
>>36608646
>being in gender studies
>>36608709
It's probably mandatory for him to take it to get his degree
>>36607745
>diet coke
what's the fucking point? if you're going to eat like complete shit 24/7 what is that diet soda really doing for you?
Whats with the names?
>>36608795
moot works for google and google bought the site so the changed the layout to make it look more like google+
>>36608445
>>36608471
We can try I suppose:
>new hire at work
>information on new hire is minimal but have been told its a female
>tech related workplace, men outnumber women 10/1 in this place so interest is peaked
>new hire's first day and ofc its a lard
>lucky they dont do head count by mass i know for a fact we dont have the budget for 3 people
>hate fats for reasons that i should not have to go into here
>actually lost a bit of respect for my boss just for hiring it
>internal sinking feel as i am not only going to have to be civil to lard-team-mate, but teach it the job as well
Its been building up for a while but as a result of the above I am looking to move teams internally.
On to actually fps of lard-team-mate:
>lard-team-mate's first week
>as prev mentioned, tech related job so first week involves basic overview and getting access to shit
>very little work involved therefore lots of time for a new start to fuck around doing pointless shit
>speaking of pointless shit, work for large murican company therefore has health and well being drives
>thinly veiled scheme to keep the wageslaves happy, content and not out sick pay
>one thing as part of this shit is the ergonomic chairs to reduce potential back pain
>pic related these chairs are like $100s a piece
>because large company, work has employee who's complete actually job is "health and safety officer"
>adjusts these chairs upon request to ensure max comfort / minimal cripplement from sitting on ass at PC all day
>ofc lard-team-mate must have this
>guy comes to adjust chair
>see guys expression sink as he sees who the req is for
>turns out guy needs to ask for weight to adjust resistance or some shit
>awkwardly explains this to lard-team-mate who give poor bastard the evil eye and just says im not sure
>disappointed as really wanted to hear what fallacy this lard would spout as its weight estimate
>guy just shrugs and says ok
>no doubt cranking that shit up to 11
cont if anyone cares
>>36608845
Pls keep going
>>36608773
Probably has the Beetus.
>>36608845
More, please!
>>36608646
>gender studies class
>actually really cool teacher with lots of interesting stories
>every student but two is a fucking middle class white girl retard
>learn nothing due to their constant bitching
>>36608845
>>actually lost a bit of respect for my boss just for hiring it
Yeah, why would you hire a whale? And I don't mean a normal adult who is chubby or slightly overweight. I mean whales. Why do they get jobs? Do you want to throw your money away? Because it is almost 100% guaranteed that they will be ill more often, they will work less or less hard, and that they thus cost more. I don't get it.
>>36608894
What would you expect to learn in a Gender Studies class that you aren't learning listening to female bitching.
>>36608927
I'm a PhD so I was hoping for some insight into methodology and interesting case studies since the class was part of the faculty of cultural anthropology, but it was more about retards not listening and reinforcing their own dumb biases. Waste of a semester.
>mfw parents pay for this
kek, my child is not ever going into anthropology or I'll disinherit them.
>>36607130
I go 10 miles a day on my pedometer just while I'm at work.
Not counting 2-3 miles a day on cardio/running and my half marathon on Sat or Sun.
On top of that I don't eat:
>sugary drinks (or anything with calories that isn't milk or V8)
>sweets/candy/cakes/deserts
>potatoes
>bread that isn't used as a transport for meat & veggies (pasta and rice are kept to a minimum except on either my special day)
>anything deep fried
>anything obviously made or overly processed bullshit
On cheat day, I don't restrict my quantity at all, but I still avoid most of the same things.
>>36608646
>be in sociology class
>annoying ass gender studies major is sitting a few chairs down
>Had to read Walden for some reason, while we're discussing the chapter where Thoreau says colleges are bullshit we get into a discussion about whether or not liberal arts colleges are necessary
>gender studies girl raises her hand
>"Well I mean like, it's the same thing when people say Women and Gender Studies isn't a real major. Like, I'm a gender studies major and it's soooo important. Like, you can do so many things with it. Like, so many things."
>rants for a full couple of minutes
>I raise my hand when she's done, prof calls on me and I turn towards the gender studies girl
>"Hey, so I'm not trying to put you down or anything" (I totally was) "but I'm honestly curious, what CAN you do with a gender studies degree?"
>girl doesn't answer for a minute and finally she blurts out, "Well, I can't think of anything off the the top of my head, but so many things."
>"Like what?"
>silence again. Prof clears his throat. "So anyway, moving on..."
>>36609032
you become a gender studies teacher
it's a pyramidal scheme you know
>>36609032
I think she would qualify as a professional privilege checker
cont from
>>36608845
>>36608872
>>36608892
>guy ask lard-team-mate to take a seat and see if its comfortable
>she slaps her mass down on the seat
>no doubt worn out from the few minutes of intense standing
>i know what you're thinking, no the chair does not give way under her acceleration due to gravity
>these chairs are well made and no doubt designed to carry the load of fats, probably due to some lawsuit beetusbux handout decades ago
>lard-team-mate does not seem content however
>says to guy "the arm-rest dig into muh sides"
>conflicted as to whether or not I should laugh or dry heave
>shit you not I can actually sit cross-legged in one of these chairs they are so roomy
>guys sighs and says he'll be back in a minute
>evidently this is not his first lard adjustment rodeo
>returns with drill
>allofmywut.png
>says "I can remove the arm-rests if you would prefer that."
>he fetched the drill before asking this question
>he knows the answer from experience
>fwd
>5mins later lard-team-mate is sat in armless office chair
>the beast is satisfied its newly formed jabba's pleasure barge on wheels
>mfw
Its me begging for the sweet embrace of the sarlacc pit
kek'd
>>36608922
Exactly my thoughts when I saw her for the first time.
A fat gets up in the morning, showers if they have the hygiene standard to do and most likely gets a glance of themselves naked in the mirror.
What kind of standard of work can be expected out of them if that is a standard that they accept everyday for their body?
>>36609063
I've seen people on TITP complaining about people not replacing all chair in public spaces with chairs without armrests so I guess it's a huge thing for fatties.
How can you sit comfortably all day without armrests you ask? I have a fat friend and she leans her arms and hands on her fat. Their fat is their support. I hate this world.
>Captcha select candy
>>36608960
You inherited a child? Where are these child slaves?
>>36609054
no for real, if she were a dude she would be a Red Pilled fedora fag. First week of our freshman year (now a senior btw), me and one of my lady friends are walking with her trying to find a party. The whole way this bitch is complaining about how dudes keep banging her and then quietly slipping out the next morning, says its because all men are pigs, that whole spiel. In reality, it's because she's fuck ugly and these were drunk hook ups, but of course I didn't say that. Instead I said, "Well, you did meet all these guys at frat parties so maybe you and fuckboys just don't mix."
She just looks at me, says, "Well, you're a MAN so you're part of the problem too" and then she just power walks away.
>mfw
>>36609049
>it's a pyramidal scheme you know
Don't you mean a period scheme?
>>36609158
Don't you mean myriad team?
>>36607048
why the fuck does everyone have names
>>36609200
First April Fool's day, I take it?
>>36609121
>not having portable arm rests everywhere you go
What is fat privilege?
>>36609125
you're fucking kidding me
>>36608795
It's 4chan. This website always does dumb shit all the time
>>36609200
>>36608795
didn't you guys get the newsletter?
>>36609221
Not sure if he is retarded or trolling. It's hard to tell on /fit/.
>>36609274
I don't want to hear shit from a guy who either:
seriously doesn't know what disinherited means
or seriously thought that joke wasn't fucking awful
>>36608452
>eating for two now!
>but a fetus doesn't have the same food requirements as another fully grown adult
>you've never been pregnant anon!
>>36608295
Which gender is this Behemot?
>>36609517
yes
>>36608646
>One of my tutors has set up my university's first gender studies courses.
>is a massive feminist
>its at post grad level, because it would never get the uptake to make an undergrad course.
>tutor is desperate for people to take the course
>asks me to consider taking the course because I'm always vocal in debates about identity
>mfw I spent the last 3 years attacking shit like radical feminism, fat acceptance, and gender as a social construct.
>mfw if taking a course like that wasn't such a waste of time and money, I would spend it conducting a study designed to piss her off.
Why anyone would actually take a course that acts as a magnet to fat tumblr girls, I have no idea.
>>36608709
diversity credits
Dumping delusional Facebook memes
>>36608728
>Gender Studies
>Becoming anything other than optional
Pls no
>>36608547
thats some 9gag-tier meme. Mind if I borrow it?
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
>GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36608351
It isn't being fully covered like the left leg
>>36607207
>>36608351
Someone is going to have gangrene and/or amputation pretty soon
At least he/she/it will lose some weight
real mean want curves
>>36610930
wot is going on here? how rich is the whale?
>>36607048
I love the fact that she wants to have an MRI to find out if she has a 'serious medical problem' It goes right over her head that being 500 pounds is a pretty fuckin serious medical problem.
>>36607207
>>36610958
maybe a prostitute
>>36610978
more often than not, they are pretty ugly as well. Seldom they have good potential, if only they weren't literally buried in fat
>>36610885
>If you don't want to fuck the obese, you're probably a faggot
>>36610871
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610958
don't hate brah. she cooks a mean mean and the pussy is tight.
>>36607173
That last fat bitch looks like donkey from shrek
>>36611041
Shame. She'd be really pretty if she lost all the weight.
>>36610930
>>36610958
>>36610986
>>36610970
KEK
She looks pretty upset to me.
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
https://youtu.be/cuyo0JrHc0I
>>36607173
>700 steps to the top
This is literally nothing
Here's a FPS to break up the monotony a little.
>hanging out with friend on his day off
>he needs to pop into the office to grab something he forgot
>go with him
>meet a friend of his, a massive Jabba the Hutt wannabe we'll call Jenny
>seriously, Jenny is fucking massive
>her double-chin has chins of its own, and her limbs look like sausages
>it's fucking horrific
>fast forward about a year, it's my friend's birthday
>go out to Korean restaurant, and it turns out I'm to be seated across from Jenny
>Jenny walks in
>walks, not waddles
>she's about 40kg/88lbs
>she looks like a fucking model
>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?
>spends the whole evening rebuffing people who ask this exact question
>says she stopped eating shit, counted her calories, and started exercising
>jogging and squatting, from what I remember
>seriously, the body on this girl
>JENNY MADE IT
>two years later
>she still looks phenomenal
I was blown away by this girl. For every hundred HAES idiots in their mobility scooters and Tumblr blogs, there's a Jenny out there who actually wants to get her shit together. And then actually manages to DO it.
>>36609032
How I visualize the silence when confronted with the question
>>36608845
>>36609063
Your greentexting skills need work, but thank you for your contribution. Proceed.
>>36611014
but she's right
>>36611275
yeah but she shouldn't have tried to lose the weight because 95% of people would have failed so yeah you know thats not good medicine like doctors just treat larger people worse than people who are privileged
>>36611390
Fuck off Jap
>>36610857
Get your genetics out of my fridge
Not really fat hate story but more of a gross fat story.
>Be this morning, around 0800
>Riding city bus minding my own business
>Bus stops for an unusually long time
>Look up just in time to see older fat woman rock herself out of the low bus shelter seats
>Watch her waddle to the bus and struggle to lift her roller half cart thing with the basket in front
>Took a breather before attempting to board
>Bus driver visibly annoyed at the delay
>She finally was able to pay and started looking for seat
>Mfw only empty spot big enough for her was right in front of me
>She sees to open spot as I was looking at it and we made eye contact
>She huffs and puffs her way to the seat, carrying the folded cart. She's so big she's walking down the aisle sideway and her fat still brushes against people's unsuspecting shoulders
>Look of disgust and annoyance all around
>Plops down the seat with a frightful CRRRRRREAK
>She spends a good 5 minutes trying to take off her coat, not much room for her to move around
>Finally, coat off. Then the stench.
>Strong musky odor mixed in with greasy scalp and unwashed dirty clothes. Throw in a slight dumpster smell in there.
>Every move hits me with a new scent. Fish sauce. Unwashed body parts. Stale clothes.
>Had to endure for 15minutes before she got to her stop.
>Smell lingered for many more minutes after she had left.
It reminded me of that spongebob episode where he ate an onion sundae and he fried Patrick's eyebrows off his face. It was so bad, /fit/. Now I go to a gym full of soldiers and our gym has no A/C. When the temp outside rises above 18C, some people really start to sweat up a storm and you can definitely tell who wore deodorant and who didnt. Her scent was worse than my gym during a hot summer afternoon. Also, what kind of armpit smells like fish sauce?!
>>36610857
Get your genetics out of my fridge you fatty! Only natty gains are allowed in my frozen temple
> TFW university professor
I have to deal with fat sjws on a daily basis
W...we're all gonna make it bros
>>36611102
>few extra pounds
>>36610794
yfw she can't even touch both legs at once
kek
>>36611014
...She isn't wrong you know...
>>36611213
>sweetened condensed milk
>the sugar
jesus didn't die for this
>>36611102
going to guess that's just a fetish and wouldn't actually enter a real relationship with that/cheats on her all the time
>>36610930
>>36611517
I get so fucking mad when I see a hot guy with a beach ball. God please why? Save that man from his disgusting fetish and deliver that meat package to the starving masses.
>>36611102
>>36607192
>>36611517
> we lost one good man today.jpeg
>>36607130
>"What do we do now?"
>"Let's keep going!"
>Into the ocean
>To rejoin their pod
>Tsunami levels Tokyo
>"Fucku yu whare-u!"
>pic related
>fat joke on stage
>hamplanet didn't process that too good
>hamplanet very mad
>"you can't say that!"
>"we can't control it!"
>"we have a condition!"
>"we get pleasure from food!"
without batting an eye,
>go fuck a cheddar then
based as f u c k
>>36610930
lol Google reverse image that shit.
>>36611669
never
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36611669
Get your genetics out of my fridge!
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610809
It's probably a way to get "diversity credits". I took an Intro to Islam course (not too bad desu, got Honors credit, and didn't have to show up except for the discussion part) to get my "diversity credit".
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
I'm already a fat fuck dirty bulking meme faggot, not taking no risks
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36611433
Remembered another story. Different fat person.
For back story, I went to a community college and I ended up staying an extra year. I wasn't too active with the clubs but I had worked for my college and I get tasked to help out with campus events all the time. My favorite one is the Luau, where the gay-ass college honours the Pac Islanders and have a big buffet style party with hawaiian music, big samoans teaching the haka and tiny hawaiian girls teaching volunteers how to hula and they all perform together to close the party. In my college, there's this obnoxious obese woman(?) who has tits, dresses in obnoxious mismatched hot topic clothing and short hair dyed some random colour. I actually don't know if it's a woman or a man, she has a neckbeard but also has tits so I don't know. Let's call her H.
>Watching over luau
>H has caught wind of "unlimited food" for $5, see her shuffling to the cafeteria
>Hands me a damp $5 with a "smile"
>"smile" is more of a grimace as her shuffling caused her to get winded
>Gingerly hand her 3 tickets to use for food.
>Watch H load up her plate while making lip smacking noises and excited squeals.
>H squeals like a distressed piglet at the sight of food
>She goes down the line, piling more food until she got to the white rice
>Looked around all confused until she finally asked where the fried rice was.
>Server tries to say that white rice goes better with the food and no fried rice is served
>H looks at server in disgust and say Ew. White rice is bland before turning around like a soldier and marching away while saluting
>At this point, H has caused enough ruckus for nearby people to cringe at her or shoot her angry looks
>H completely oblivious while marching to her table with her group of equally obnoxious looking friends
>Proceed to chow down with such speed I doubt she's even tasting the food
>More obnoxiousness coming from the fat table but nothing will have ever prepared me for the next H ruckus.
>>36611100
No. Fucking. Way. I went to high school with that girl. Either that or she has an identical twin out there. If it's the same, she's a massive feminazi bitch who wanted to be part of the skank crowd but was too chubs to pull dick kek
>>36608499
You'd be too if you were around the modern American black male as often as they are.
i feel like fat people are going to become the entire population and they will harass and murder anyone who is actually fit
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
Get your genetics out of my fridge
>>36611275
Thanks bro, I'm a man and you just motivated me to go gym xx
>>36611979
Don't worry, we can out run them.
>>36611906
>girl asks for volunteers for the hula dancing part
>H loved the idea and she starts screeching at the top of her voice while jumping up and down "ME, ME PICK MEEEEEEE"
>poor girl looked afraid to approach her but graciously hands her a lei
>H accepts it with a loud belch before going "teehee oops, my compliments to the chef!"
>poor girl looks horrified, people who witnessed looked horrified, Im pretty sure i looked horrified.
>H is again oblivious and skips towards the volunteer lineup
>Everything goes back to normal for some time, I get to finally enjoy the party too
>Suddenly, hear high pitched squealing followed by "IM LEARNING HOW TO HULA EEEEE LOOK AT ME BEING A HULA GIRL!"
>Debated calling campus security in case the hawaiians and samoans end up ganging up on H. Theyre starting to look pretty pissed at this point
Now the hula volunteers are given straw skirts and flower bracelets to wear so they can look the part. H, being fat, struggled to find a bracelet that would fit over her fatty knuckles and a skirt that would fit her waist. Finally decided to put it over her head. The skirt stretched over her shoulders and boobs but refused to go past her bottom rib. She looked dumb wearing the skirt right under her boobs but whatever, she made a fool of herself trying to hula but having her fats jiggle at every movement. You can also see a massive pit stain because 20 mins of lessons for a 1.5min dance was too much effort
>performance ends
>people start leaving
>H making a commotion, skirt wont budge
>Screeching "GET THIS OFF, WAAAAA" at top of her lungs
>refused to stay still so we can cut it off
>5 mins of her self induced suffering, she managed to calm down and let someone cut off skirt
>H wheezed back to table, sees her ticket stub
>Asked if she could get the leftovers as payment for letting her suffer
>guy firmly shakes his head and tells her to leave
>H tries to start an argument
>ends up getting ignored.
>She's forced to leave, foodless.
>I laugh
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE!!
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610853
this girls actually high test, not fat
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE!
>>36611589
>>36611390
>>36607048
Im a raft guide on pretty easy river that has no real weight requirement. I absolutely dread having boats full of fat women. 8 people in a boat, 7 of them over 300lbs in low water that do practically nothing to contribute to movement of the boat. Then they wonder why were scraping every rock on the riverbed. FUCK
>>36607048
I guess I have a story to contribute
> be biomedical student taking anthropology because it is a core course
> happen to have dark blue hair because it was always my dream since I was a weeb
> fat sjw automatically comes over to me, probably thinking I was also a sjw due to hair
> waft of ass smell hits me with the smell of stale garlic from her sweaty armpits
> be beta and try to be nice and reciprocate her small talk
> prof asks about what society we like in
> fatty of course spews "Patriarchal"
> prof just nods and continues, his face is cringe
> fatty feels proud and spreads her ham legs open
> waft of rotten smell hits my nostrils
> this chick wont freaking close her legs
> sit for a whole hour with my head turned to the side because I am trying to shield myself from the aroma
> fatty laughs out loud whenever the teacher talks about how men were the hunters because of genetic fitness
> looks at me whenever she does that, probably expecting me to chuckle with her
> follows me after class ends and tries to hug me
> shirt now smells like sweat and armpits
> kill me, literally dying my hair black now
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36611906
>>36612149
Woah bro. It's amazing how utterly oblivious they are of their own disgusting behavior. Do they not realize that nobody else gets THAT hyped up about food? That nobody else has to resort to being loud and obnoxious to get attention?
Any more stories of this beast?
>>36607173
The should have just had her sign a waiver then go for the jump. Dead srs.
>>36607048
She's 560? No wonder she has medical problems. Most people die before they're 100.
>>36612339
>weeb
>not dodging
Piccolo didn't die for this
>>36612339
kek anon wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ARVUy43lOQ
>>36610857
Get your genetics out of my fridge
>>36610857
Get your genetics out of my fridge
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36611275
im a jenny and if i hadnt turned jenny i would have killed myself from self hate and depression even though i claimed it was "just my body shape". thank god my nagging mother yelled at me 5 times a day to stop eating
>>36612419
Not really, I only ever see in the cafeteria with her circle jerk of friends. Nothing too interesting but she would always try to start dance parties with the asian foreign exchange students, carry around a stuffed bunny with mismatched buttons on the eyes and a hot pink backpack with sharpied quotes or lyrics written all over it. She's a massive weeaboo so she only ever takes interest with the asians and people eating alone. She also flirts with the guy who would often play the baby piano in the cafeteria but he told her to fuck off so she's always being passive aggressive and yelling at him from across the room. I really disliked her.
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610774
> ebonics
So niggers have no standards?
>>36608590
Diet Coke taste better than regular regardless of if you're fat or not
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610774
What's with the niggerspeak in all these shitty memes lately?
>>36607745
>two fucking diet cokes
>>36610885
If you take advice from a woman on how to be a "real man", you've already lost. Furthermore, since shitty memes like these are propagated by SJWs, call them out for "womansplaining". Use their own silly bullshit against them.
>>36611100
When it comes to clothing sizes, think golf, not basketball, you dumb bitch.
>>36612827
>she would always try to start dance parties with the asian foreign exchange students
Holy crap, she sounds like cringe incarnate
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36609063
Does your office not order these? There's two in mine who use them. One always smells vaguely of mac and cheese.
>>36610969
>>36610969
Top fucking jej
Good one Marvin
Sexy get btw keep it up stud
>>36611906
> samoans
> hakka
U wot m8?
>>36612827
Any chance at you filming this trainwreck amd posting it for all to see?
>>36611433
no aircon in your gym? RIP
Live streaming Supersize vs Superskinny season 7 Get in here
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/uysuitmw9tfacbew
>>36611102
/fit/ what did you do....?
Which one of you fuckers was this?
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36613109
Due to the engineer in me, and the liquor, I have to ask, why the fuck are there two separate levers for height? Is one ass cheek bigger than the other? Why isn't there one lever? Are they so god damn fat they'd somehow break it? Fuck this now I need to design a single piston chair.
>>36612339
>dying hair
Absolutely degenerate.
>>36613130
> john romero forms a band
>>36613181
Because it's a chop job. It's cheaper to just use the stock base than manufacture a new one without the control on it.
>>36610857
>GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36613190
But how do those fat shits even reach it? The wiping rod? A roll of calf fat? I demand answers! Bring a fatty!
>>36613208
They don't, they have the maintanence people who brought it do it. Then there's on it that no one else is allowed to touch it.
>>36613070
She is. Her voice is also very nasally, think of Greg Prouse's voice from Whose Line Is It Anyway but higher pitched.
>>36613125
Yeah, we have a big samoan community and they're the ones who do the hakkas. I'm not even sure what the hakkas are for but that is the samoan community's task for the luau.
>>36613130
No, I have moved onto a real university two years ago. I doubt she is still there. I'll think of more stories, I'm sure there are more. It wasn't very hard to ignore her and she did everything for people to give her attention.
>>36613144
No. It's in an army installation so we're basically in a big brick prison with two doors for an exit, a giant exhaust near the top and no windows. The new part has air conditioning but that's where the crossfitters and powerlifters go and lift
I would rather be fat than fit and this picture proves it 100%. As a fit guy I will never look attractive, but as a fat guy all you have to do is lose weight and you are magically attractive.
Not only that, losing weight is basically an achievement so you get extra points with women.
>>36612339
>colored hair
>wearing the female fedora
>>36613249
Forgot picture.
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>>36613232
Maoris do the hakka. Samoa ia a different fucking country.
It's basically saying "we'll fuck your shit up". Hence the throat slitting gesture
>>36612568
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2300962/Obese-Jay-Cole-went-This-Morning-complain-fat-job-caught-stealing-cakes.html
>Cole, 24, told presenters Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby that she had never had a full-time job because of her size.
The single mother, from Tonbridge in Kent, complained: 'I have gone for everything. Cleaning jobs, retail, nursery nurse. But when I go to interviews you can see the disappointment automatically.
>Tonbridge
kek
>>36610857
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>>36613160
>implying anyone on /fit/ lifts
>>36613222
I don't k of why I find this so god damn funny, but Jesus I do. So fucking fat you can't fix your chair. Jesus Christ. Maybe it's the liquor. Also if the lady in that webm lost all the weight, and the wind blew hard enough, would she fly with all that extra skin?
She's so fat if you were to x-ray her while she was in that pose it would look like she was doing some sort of fucked-up lunge.
>>36607048
>lower middle back/butt shelf
>>36607130
https://twitter.com/ScottMGreer?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
Check out this Scott Greer
>>36613267
Hey man, I'm just in charge of setting up the event..
>>36610978
This one, every time, whenever I see it, I gag. I just think of the whole trying to be sexy, talking dirty, of her trying to "show off" her rolls and cellulite in some awful fatty lingerie, and it kills me. It's just so fucking gross.
What does /fit/ eat for pre-breakfast?
>Skinnyfat 155 lbs at 5'8
>Learning all these bulking recipes from fatties
>Trying to adopt bad habits
>Going to launch my first dirty bulk next week
Thanks /fit/.
>>36612746
Your mother is a good mother.
>>36607745
>no shame
>be proud of yourself
Funny, this is what I tell guys who are too afraid to go to the gym
Anyone got any FPS to share? And I'm not talking "I saw a fat person and they smelled bad", I mean like living with a fat person. Anyone have a fat roommate and stories to tell about it?
>>36613357
> a liter of coke and some shitty bagged cinnamon buns
wew
>>36613357
>>36613601
Seriously. If you're going to eat garbage, at least make it good shit. Some fresh cinnamon sugar French toast topped with whipped cream and a milkshake would at least make the gluttony somewhat worth it.
>>36608991
>I don't have fun
>>36608927
>eating
>reading that
>get to her gyn visit part
>>36612500
what would happen if a whale hit the ground at high speed? would their skin burst and shoot fat out?
I saw this making rounds on Facebook and it sent me into a rage.
>So, let's say there is a fairly athletic woman who maintains a decent diet, she's five feet, six inches, and she weighs 190 pounds, but 80% of her body is muscle. That doesn't matter when calculating BMI! This woman's BMI would be 30.7, and she would be labeled obese. Does that make sense to you? Because it sure doesn't make sense to me."
http://www.upworthy.com/asked-about-her-body-mass-index-this-eighth-grader-had-the-best-answer?c=ufb1
What the actual fuck? This entire reply is the most dense and intellectually bankrupt driv
>>36613825
>80% muscle
Is this even possible?
>>36613835
If you're bones and organs are made of aluminum and you literally to have the tiniest bit of fat? Still no probably.
>>36613825
>5'9
>190lb
>80% muscle
stop it please i can only handle so much bait
>>36610857
Get your genetics out of my fridge
>>36607173
Why are they all niggers?
>>36610857
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>>36610857
Get your genetics out of my fridge!
>>36612214
The girl isnt high test newfriendo
Learn your memes brah
>>36613588
>that pic
I used to be friends with someone that went full tumblr sjw and I can't stand the word "babe" anymore.
>>36610857
Get your genetics out of my fridge
>>36607048
Thank you sir I needed one of these threads to fuel my hatred engine.
>>36608894
As a sociology major, I always take stories like this with a grain of salt
There's the gender studies folks, sure, but they're in the same lot as the rest of us: staring at graphs and rehashed structuralism
>>36607173
Does this blog only post black women?
>>36610857
Get your genetics out of my fridge
>>36613964
I would rather have my worst enemy piss and/or shit on my grave than have that happen.
maximum rustled
>>36610857
get your genetics out of my fridge
>>36607207
That greyscale is looking pretty bad
>>36608845
Those chairs are actually like $500+ each even.
>>36610857
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>>36610857
"GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE"
>>36610857
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
>>36610857
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>>36612746
Nice try James, you're not fooling anyone. Jenny indeed...
>>36610857
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>>36611275
Fuck yeah Jenny, mah girl.
Are only complacent fats hated or are fats that are seriously trying looked upon with disgust also? ; _;
>>36610857
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>>36610857
Get your genetics out of my fridge
>>36614318
this is fucking disgusting
>please don't be real
>>36614836
No one shits on fats that try.
Fat is a state of mind, not just a body.
>>36611765
stone cold
>>36610857
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>>36607130
and here you see a pod of whales venturing back into their normal habitat...
the irony at the end of that video is fucking hilarious
>>36610857
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