Hey /fit/ been lurking this board for a while and I wanted to

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2016-04-01 04:50:30 Post No. 36601763
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 04:50:30 Post No. 36601763 [Report]

Hey /fit/ been lurking this board for a while and I wanted to share my impressions of you with you. This is my first post and this is what I understand from /fit/ thus far:

>miring is short for "admiring."

>natty is short for "natural" (no roids) and anyone who looks good will be accused of using roids.

>There's a constant homo vibe due to the miring of male bodies and general misogynist mentality because of no gf

>SS is a meme, but I can't tell if it's a meme because everyone does it or because it's actually bad. I've been on SS for a couple weeks now and I've been losing 1lb/week.

>I see the terms "dyel" and "ottermode" thrown around a lot but I dunno what they mean yet

>You guys are gym elitists who do weird creepy shit while working out (taking photos of other gym members to mock them on 4chan)

Thanks for the entertainment /fit/ I'll be sure to lurk moar (I already read the sticky). I'm a 5'8" skinny fat beta at 170lbs looking to get and I love you guys.

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 04:51:57 Post No.36601779
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>>36601763
SS is a meme is a meme

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 04:56:41 Post No.36601823
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 04:56:41 Post No.36601823 [Report]

Dyel means do you even lift. Ottermode is a swimmers body.
SS is a meme because only lazy people workout 12 days out of 30 (3x/week). What the fuck are the 18 other days for? 18 days of bullshitting is the cause of tfw no gf.

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 05:00:36 Post No.36601856
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 05:00:36 Post No.36601856 [Report]

>>36601823
So how often should I be working out? Like every other day?

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 05:07:52 Post No.36601898
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 05:07:52 Post No.36601898 [Report]

>>36601856
Every day you don't get laid

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 05:13:05 Post No.36601934
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 05:13:05 Post No.36601934 [Report]

>>36601898
Working out everyday is not a good idea.

Been thinking of hiring an escort actually since I haven't been laid in years.

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 05:21:42 Post No.36601999
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 05:21:42 Post No.36601999 [Report]

>>36601823
the
> if you work out 3x a week you won't make it lol
meme is retarded

I'm /fit/ and I only work out 3 times a week. You obviously aren't working hard enough if you aren't making gains. You need to let your body rest or else you're prone to injury.

That being said, I work out 2 times a day when I do work out, and I always do 15+ minutes of plank a day. Also SS itself is a meme. Cardio should be a large part of your week in addition to picking up weights and putting them down.

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 05:23:04 Post No.36602012
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>>36601898
This also everyday because sex is cardio and cardio kills gains. So dont do sex

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>>36601763
>tfw a girl will never do this to you

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 07:53:38 Post No.36603074
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 07:53:38 Post No.36603074 [Report]

>>36601763
Man I could go for an ASMR video right now

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 08:00:06 Post No.36603102
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>>36601763

>tfw you thought her thumbs were two penises