Newsflash: modern women do not like muscular guys.
>>36589150
>using the same low quality b8 pic multiple times
kekkles, now you are one horrible troll!
>>36589150
Newsflash: you're just using this as an excuse to not lift you fucking faggot.
most woman like it at a subconscious level
>>36589150
>lifting merely for women
You must have it fun.
>>36589150
>hitting on a porn star
>on her facebook fanpage
>with a tight-lipped serious suit guy picture
>and taking it as proof of anything at all
>>36589198
Not to mention nostrils are so flared that you can even see them through the thumbnail of his avatar
>larkin love
Literally a porn star.
>>36589150
shit thread
>>36589198
I forgot
>having the shittiest goddamn pickup line ever, I'm only barely not a virgin and I know that's the most wooden and boring shit
>>36589150
I love Larkin Love but she's autistic as fuck when it comes to her sleazier fans
We live in the same city. Ive seen her twice at some weird hipster coffee shop. Unfortunately I was too shy to ask for a picture.
>>36589216
>8 replies in 6 mins
>>36589150
The 20+ women I've dicked down who grab my obliques as I pump away would disagree.
>>36589150
shes smart
keep her audience gross so no one else wants them. Thats devious. I still fap to her tho
>>36589150
i fucking hate autists like you who claim to know what women want and got it all figured out
fuck off
Mfw im on the road to becoming the ufc heavyweight champ. When i win the belt ill hit larkin up and see what she says. Im 6'2 and 270 walk around weight.
>>36589150
>check pornhub
>there's a vid (of what I assume is a fan) of a fat hairy fuck 69ing her.
Why is life so unfair?
Also she constantly mentions that she digs skeletons. Her "lover" is a lanklord
>>36589227
>I love Larkin Love but she's autistic as fuck when it comes to her sleazier fans
What do you mean by this?
>>36589150
>muscles do nothing for me
>somehow knows the word ectomorph
I don't think I've heard that word in ANY normie convos at all.
>>36589233
>dat gif
Natural selection in motion
>>36589253
Keep us posted, post pics
>>36589198
It's worse than that. It's her okcupid profile
>>36589270
No pics. For now atleast. Ill out myself when the time comes. >>36589270
>guys who follow pornstars on social media
I will never understand this.
>>36589150
get that cunt drunk and give money and she'll fuck anything
>>36589298
>get that cunt drunk and give money and she'll fuck anything
Youd be surprised How much of a prude she is
>>36589260
I think he's saying she's literally a woman with autism. She has that annoyingness about her.
>>36589298
That's why romance novels are just scene after scene of average women getting drunk and being slapped by wads of hundred dollar bills over and over again
>>36589295
To be fair, how socially retarded do you have to be to think messaging a porn star pictures of yourself and straight up saying "I wanna fuck you" is gonna result in her banging you? They're actresses, not nymphomaniacs.
Frankly, anybody that stupid deserves to be publicly shamed
>>36589295
Lmao i actually found thay funny. Should we spam here social media with gore pics guys?
>>36589337
>romance novels
So I gotta be a pirate if I wanna get laid? Fug
>>36589349
My point is that most pornstars just block them. Larkin goes full autism on them and literally quotes the bible
Yeah shes an actress, but most pornstats have "dick pics = block" on their description and be done with it.
>>36589352
Lame ass mods deleted it. There wasnt even nudity just some burns
>>36589150
>caring about what some coal burner porn star who smiles as she takes three direct loads to the mouth and gulps it down like the pig she is thinks about males in any capacity.
Amazing how she can balance on her high horse while getting railed in the ass.
Nobody likes modern women, so we're even.
>>36589349
>>36589352
Not sure why mods deleted my pic but the same screencap can be found on her instagram.
In fact, she has dozens of screencaps.
>>36589359
I lol'd, that pirate thing was exactly what I was thinking when I wrote that
But yes
>>36589377
Sounds like she's just having fun at the expense of chucklefucks
>>36589404
>But yes
Or a cowboy. I know there's plenty of harlequin romance novels about cowboys
>>36589150
>2016:
>Thinking anyone believes that all women like only one kind of guy
Fuck off back to >>/b/ faggot
>>36589535
Women are herd animals
I don't trust the opinion of a woman who would willingly have 5 blacks inside of her at once. Not really the type of women I'm trying to attract.
She's hot though, I have to admit that.
>im the modern woman
>who will lick the inner rim of a toilet or a dogs asshole for money
a warthogs festering asshole is cleaner than any of her holes
She's a ugly pornstar who's into domination.
Who cares what she things aside from betas?
She must be a nice girl, she has lots of close friends
>>36589150
>I objectified and rejected a man, yay gurrllll power.
>Compliment me please.
>>36589150
>doing anything for women
that's where you went wrong OP
As a modern women, muscles are a huge turn on.
Maybe not bodybuilder level with all the veins sticking out and shit, but pic related is pretty damn hot.
>>36591671
>As a modern women
Typical, illiterate millennial. Go back to Twitter and Facebook.
>>36589150
>fat hipster pornstar
>modern woman
>>36591681
Woman. ^ Give me a break man, I just woke up. It's like 6 in the morning.
>>36589150
>coal burner
>valid
Anon please
>>36589150
>what is marketing to a core audience
>>36589391
hear hear
>>36589150
>larkin love
Women love muscles, if you haven't realized that you're either a dyel lanklet or just plain ugly
>larkin love
hahahahahahah
>>36591681
Fuck yer cunt prescriptivist autist shite
>>36589150
Yeah, sure. The last grill i talked to was so obsessed with my traps and arms she said she got wet just from feeling them.
Stay dyel, faggot
>>36589337
I don't know about romance novels, but if you made porn where a drunk woman was oiled up and pelted with money until she fell over in a pile of sticky notes,
I'd masturbate to it.
I don't get what's so offensive about this. Yeah she sounds a bit pretentious but all she's done is say that muscles don't turn her on and a guy whose personality doesn't extend past "Look at my muscles, can I buy you a drink?" isn't a turn-on.
Is that what's so offensive? The idea that some women don't value your muscles?
>>36589233
is he kill?
>>36592268
Nigga this isn't Loony Toons.
3D porn was a mistake
This is so pasta
Why would you take that personal from a woman who fuck for cash. She's prostitute level. It just is. If the first thing out his mouth was something about money the response would be way differe .
>>36592233
>a bit pretentious
She was a full on bitch to the guy for no reason(assuming this was the first interaction in an acceptable context, if he was repeatedly messaging her or doing it randomly over a linkdin she might have a case)
Yeah, he probably had a vapid profile, so go ahead and say "I don't find your body attractive and your profile says nothing about who are as a person, you seem shallow", but implying he's some guy trapped 200 years in the past pouring mercury on an open would to cure syphilis that no "modern woman" will want is unnecessary. Then ending with a mention of how turned off you are and a cute little "sorry" makes it feel like she's pedestalized herself.
You don't like/value my physique? Fine. You want to tell me this is the reason you're rejecting me? Good, better than hearing I got a fucked up face. You want to say I look shallow and empty-headed because of my profile? I'm probably not here for a deeper connection if that's what my profile says, so no problem. You want to say I'm some neanderthal and you're just so much more modern and on such a higher level than me by virtue of not finding me attractive? Fuck you, you're not better than me for not working out and not liking athletic physiques.
>>36589150
Chad here. Let me explain something to you beta faggots. Pretty much all women are attracted to muscles.
The reason why you sometimes see shit like in OP's picture, and that shit is real sometimes--yes, even me, Chad, sometimes doesn't get the girl--is when you're dealing with a lower confidence girl who is maybe just a mere 7/10 and thinks that if she goes with someone as hot and masculine as me, I'd probably run off with someone else when someone hotter comes along. Which I probably would too, heh. So she goes for the beta cuck faggot because he'll stick around and father the kids that me and Jamal put into her.
>>36592268
it's fake,he's wearing a parachute
>>36592456
Anon it's ok, you don't need to get upset at the opinion of someone you don't like.
Not even being sarcastic here, there's a lot of people out there who lack discipline and will try to cheapen your achievements because they don't want to be alone in their failure, but every time you get emotionally upset and salty you become a little bit more like them.
>>36589150
you mean
>newsflash: one woman does not like muscular guys
i swear every body on this board is fucking autistic, posting the same 5 threads every single fucking day
>Newsflash: having a muscular physique is not an excuse for being void of personality
If he had done more on his profile to demonstrate wit or some kind of depth then the muscles would be an additional bonus instead of a detractor
>>36592313
This tbqhwitchufamalam
>>36589290
>tfw accidentally like a porn vid and it goes to my FB feed.
>>36589150
news flash: modern women are shit
>>36591671
>Maybe not bodybuilder level
>but pic related
pic related is a heavily photoshopped guy on steroids who has been lifting for most of his life.
>Women are this delusional.
>>36593036
>this guy thinks that pic is a body builder and is on steroids
keked. Haven't laughed in a while. Thanks. Anyone with 6 months lifting experience should have that type of body
>>36589150
They may SAY they don't, but once again: What women SAY they want and what they actually respond to are two completely different, unrelated things.
Ive been fat and i am now fit.
Women prefer muscular men. I know this as a fact. My favorite part about getting fit are the women (3 of them) that actually contacted me after I posted a progress pic and apologized for not wanting to go out with me before that it wasnt nice of them. Ended up fucking one and then ditching her. Told the other two to fuck off.
>>36589150
>Unironically listening to what women say
>>36589150
>Regarding the opinions of women
>Any year
Stay cucked, my friends.
How improve penus?
>>36589227
>I love Larkin Love but she's autistic as fuck
>I was too shy to ask for a picture.
I only have 2 shirtless muscle selfies in the mirror and I swear i get much better results on tinder that way. dont believe this women dont like muscles meme.
>>36593036
Top kek
Get out of here you dyel
>implying you need to roid for that
>>36589253
Cain Velasquez
Shane Carwin
Jarjis Danho
Jared Rosholt
Pls Stay
>>36592801
>Not going incognito exclusively whenever browsing the web.
You deserved it.
>>36594579
>Not having two versions of chrome, both in incognito mode, one dedicated to normie shit and the other to 4chan, porn, and other such things
>>36594728
Not necessary man I use incognito only regardless if Im looking up hardcore Brazilians or not.
>>36594495
How many matches do you get a month?
Post pics?
>>36589189
This is absolutely true, even woman who don't have a strong preference. Its biological i think
>>36589150
Good job. Assuming this is not fake, you found one of the 0.01% of all women.
>Someone posts "He just threw a fishing pole in the water" tier bait of ONE woman stating her preferences
>Thread fills up with people shitting on her for doing porn, claiming she must be "subconsciously" attracted to their gainz, bragging about how much they pull on Tinder
CHOO CHOO! Here comes the insecurity train!
>>36589150
Newsflash: Taste varies with women like it does men.
>>36593083
>Anyone with 6 months lifting experience should have that type of body
Then you see CBT threads
>>36589150
It's nothing new. But closeted homosexual on this board will always try to claim otherwise. If everyone finds it attractive, and its not just you, its not gay. But it is just you.
>>36593083
>Anyone with 6 months lifting experience should have that type of body
Challenge accepted anon, how long have you been lifting? post your body and we will compare
>>36595140
>>36595171
This is a bit of an old picture. I'm much bigger right now, though.
>>36589150
>I swiped right just to bring someone down
Why would I care about her opinion?
>>36589150
Just did a quick search for this girl on XVideos, and 99% of her vids involve her getting her shit destroyed by some muscular dude, so I'm willing to bet that after going through this several times a week, or even several times a day, she's a little fucked in the head.
Of course, there are some girls who love a skinny guy, some love a big bear-type, but a ripped, muscular dude is attractive to like 90% of women out there.
Girls are full of shit when they say they don't care about muscles. My gf says that yet she rubs my lats lovingly when I hug her.
>>36589150
More like they don't like faggots that have no depth and start off by asking to buy them drinks. Seriously, how fucking hard is it just to talk to a woman? FFS /fit/mongs
>>36595391
That's because she's your gf, she would also love you without muscles.
>>36595391
That's because you're DYEL.
>>36595382
>she's a little fucked in the head.
Well she IS a porn star
Im guessing this comes with the job
>>36593083
>>36594522
Post body
I'm willing to bet money you look a little something like pic related
>>36595426
>dyel
>Bench 350lbs
Pick 1
>>36589150
so that's how pornstars do their attention whoring and self validation
>>36589150
I have girls say this to me as well, it's the ones that put no effort into their physical appearance, either fat or skinny fat girls. Always the one that say 'I like how you're skinny'. I'm convinced they would like me more in shape and they don't even know what they want (do women ever).
Only girls / women that like skinny dudes are ones that don't want to feel bad about how lazy they are.
>>36590520
had to google warthog but had a good laugh afterwards
>>36589150
Jesus what a self entitled cunt. This is coming from a chubby baby face too. She needs to learn wtf it is like to go after a person u want instead of sitting there and picking and choosing.
>>36589150
I'm sorry but if people can become mentally warped from watching too much porn how come people still try to argue there's nothing wrong with being a porn star?
>>36589175
On point!
>>36590953
She also has the 'I literally put no effort into my physical appearance' (other than hair and makeup, which isn't really work) that would be turned off/feel bad about herself by a man putting effort into his body.
>>36592456
Whoa buddy.
>>36592233
ususally sane people ay "no thanks" or "sorry no intereseted"
not so sane people write a paragraph about how not interested they are, screencap it and put it online with another sentence under it drenched in self-rightousness
I don't care about wither those people, I just get mad when people are rude and humiliating for no apparent reason
>>36595674
it's all a muh women's rights and muh sexual liberation bullshit
They refuse to accept that they're barely over the social status of a drunk homeless person
>>36589150
Then don't date "modern" basic women you twat
>>36595637
this...the fat shit is projecting that muscular guys remind her that shes a lazy POS that fucks niggers on camera for a living
>>36589150
> a mash-up of him flexing
> no text
> no other photos
Anyone who does this is probably only on the app/website for NSA/an open relationship.
>>36595791
>open relationship
is that still a thing?
>>36595814
Yes.
>start dating my current gf
>find out she's only dated aushwitz fags and skinny fats
>our first time fucking is an all weekend marathon
>the entire time fucking she's grabbing my arms and my chest
>she tells me afterwards she loves feeling my weight on her and being thrown around in bed
>says to me she's never been with a guy with muscles before, says she feels like she's actually getting fucked by a man and not some twig
>tells me after our first date she was just staring at my forearms the whole time
>whenever we go swimming I see her eye fucking me when I take my shirt off
So yeah. Women have no fucking clue what they want. My gf was only into skinny nerds before we met. Now she says she can never go back to that after having a guy who can pick her up.
>>36596029
>BREAKING NEWS: People are often shitty judges of their own wants and needs
>More at 11
>>36592268
> thinking anything on the internet is real
you must be new
>>36595713
her fan base is beta fat losers who don't get laid, she gets brownie points for taking alphas down a peg. Kinda like how dyels insult peoples gains around here.. she posts it so fat fucks think they have chance with her and give her more money. lets face it this cum dumpster doesn't care who's sliding her the salami as long as its being paid for.
>>36596029
How do you 'throw' your GF around? Like which positions into which ones?
Basically how do I into 'wild fucking?
I just usually say 'lets do doggy now. Move it girl' or give them just directions what to do next and they obey.
>tfw jelly of sex Marathons
>last time i fucked my GF hard her pussy bleeded for like 2 hours and is recovering since...
>weak pussy
>>36596159
Not literally throwing around but stuff such as
>While she's on top hold her up completely and fuck her from underneath
>going from missionary to standing by telling her to hold on as you stay inside her and basically stand up while still fucking
>fuck while standing and when you want a new position throw her off you into the bed
>grab her by both her legs and aggressively pull her towards the end of the bed for standing missionary
Just aggressively moving her around and showing off your strength in bed. It surprises them and makes them wetter. Next time don't ask her to go in a position. Put her in that position and start fucking
>>36589267
Came to say this. OP is fake.
>>36596211
Thanks mate
Not sure tho how you 'hold her up' while she is in top.
Like her full bodyweight?
