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Is chewing gum for a better jawline a meme?
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Is chewing gum for a better jawline a meme?
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>>36579001
chew wood instead
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>>36579001
Yes. Wh would it even do anything? Look up how your chewing muscles work - if anything, you'd get a broader jaw, not a more chiseled one.
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Pretty much the only way to make your jaw more chiseled is to lose weight. If there's no fat covering it up or hanging off the bottom of your neck right now, it's never going to get any better.
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>>36579109
Exactly. Wood is proof of alpha genetics theory.

People shouting "polish" may have a point but they're really missing the big picture. It's not POLISH, it's GENETICS. Look at IKEA Teak tables, they use MASSIVE amounts of wood polish and LOOK LIKE COMPLETE SHIT.

There was this Oak who went to my school. He never touched a weight in his life, never got polished, I even asked him how he got his physique one time and he said he didn't do anything, the only nutrition liquid he took was Biocidn (FDA approved) occasionally.

I remember seeing him at the local greenhouse (was a growing/horticulture/crop place one weekend back then and he was absolutely ripped, perfect bark, BROAD LEAVES and NARROW TRUNK, VASCULAR AS FUCK. This was a tree who NEVER got pruned (again, i confirmed it with him + he wasnt the type to lie anyway), yet he looked better THAN ANY TREE IN THE LOCKER ROOM. I asked him if he'd been getting pruned out and he said he hadnt, he'd just gone for a watering because his gardener died of a stroke. I remember just laughing after he left - why do saplings even TRY to compete with trees like that? It's funny because he wasn't absolutely covered in branches like most obsessed bloated sapcels, it's just he had the ideal TRUNK, BRANCH STRUCTURE and LEAF INSERTIONS. ALL THINGS ENTIRELY DETERMINED BY GENETICS. That was an early major redpill for me, realising that genetics, not gardeners, nor polish, nor effort are what determine aesthetics.

Another funny thing I realised that day was how pathetic /gum/fags are for even THINKING they have a chance. Yeah, I'm sure your "bad breath Aryan princesses" will reeeeallly prefer your "proud nationalist peppermint chewiness" and powerlifting (FUCKING LMAO) to Alpha Tyroak's LONG, DOM BBB (big brown branch).
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>>36579001
man, big red is one meanass chewing gum.
as a kid this fucked up my tastebuds so many times.
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>>36579001
Bro that's like asking if you can make face gains to get higher cheek bones. Your jaw line is determined by your jaw bone.
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>>36579001
Chew rubber balls for a bigger jawline, that's what Tom Platz did(I'm actually being serious, google it if you want proof)
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>>36579001
Define "better jawline" you can definitely cause hypertrophy of the masseter muscles just like hypertrophy of any other muscle but modern gum is very soft so it won't have as much effect as chewing on harder stuff, pic related has hypertrophy on only one side as the result of only chewing with one side of his mouth
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>>36579234
1001 Arabian keks friend-o
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