>tfw post workout cigarette
>>36543276
I don't understand how people can both care about fitness and continue to smoke. It seems so counter-productive.
Camel blue wide master race here, nigger
>>36543291
Your dick is counter productive
>>36543276
>post workout cigar
American Spirit Menthols. Fight me.
>>36543291
u'll still die dude. Don't be such a boring asshole, if a girl tell you "Anon, I want to suck your cock but you're not a smoker so fuck off."
>>36543976
Literally no girl has ever said that. Smoking is a huge deal breaker to a lot of girls though, especially the ones that take care of themselves
>tfw post workout blowjob
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>>36543276
Best smoke of the day
>mfw beta leftists are too pussy to enjoy the pleasures of a manly smoke
I usually only smoke when I drink hard these days.
>>36543976
>things that no girl has never said: the post
>>36543379
funny, your mom said the very same thing about yours...
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>>36543291
Only socially reclusive autists don't smoke
>>36543296
Gross
>>36543707
Gross
Newport non menthols all the way (I swear I'm not a nigger guize, but Newports are the harshest filtered cigs I can find, and I prefer being able to actually feel the smoke in my lungs, which doesn't happen with those pussy light cigs).
I quit 5 years ago, not looking back to being a smelly bum
>>36544085
you know his heart exploded right?
>>36544098
You have bigger things to worry about anyways.
>>36544712
thats the thing right, the condition he suffered from could have been halted and even reversed if he smoked more often due to the heart muscle relaxation caused by regular tobacco use.
camel Turkish silvers
>>36544736
yea? like what?
>>36543291
Easily. Many don't care about health that much. Some lift just to look good and not be overweight
Been smoking these brand for about 3 years. Tried the brown red packs and theyre the best cigs ive smoked soo far.
They're strong enough so you dont have to smoke them alot thru the day, they dont have that synthetic taste, becouse they dont have any additives and they taste like tobbaco should. Overall my favourite natural tasting smokes.
>>36545204
Once I smoked Lucky Strike before ripping a bong of salvia.
For the next month, Lucky Strikes tasted like salvia. Only that brand, any other brand was ok. Kind of ruined them for me.
>>36545227
interesting... never tried salvia. Isnt that something similar to weed except its legal or something?
Also my previus fave brands were: West silver, Filter 57 and that L&M blue.
Never smoked more than 5-10 smokes a day. Anything above that youre basicly just feeding your addiction and not getting anything out of it.
>>36545452
Salvia is some scary shit bro. Do you know how it feels to be a door and a chair at the same time? I do, and it feels really, reaaaally cold.
I don't really smoke much maybe 1 or 2 cigs a day, the biggest problem I have is that I go on binge smoking whenever I'm drunk.
>>36545452
no it's nothing like weed
>>36545488
>Do you know how it feels to be a door and a chair at the same time? I do, and it feels really, reaaaally cold.
Fucking gold
>>36545488
Ice choor? Cold dhair?
>>36544736
fucking idiot, cigarettes smell like shit
>>36545452
>Salvia like weed?
Oh no. God no. Ever had green silk shoot out of both palms of your hands like you were a fucking 10 lol grand master cloth wizard? It's terrifying.
Weed never ever did anything like that to me. Not even close.
>>36544006
>Literally no girl has ever said that.
Learn to read between the lines you autistic faggot
>Mac Demarco
noice
>>36544826
>condition
being a fraud isn't a condition mate.
I miss cigarettes every day. More than my ex. Addiction is a weird beast.
>>36545204
My nigga! I smoked those for two years, then started rolling my own, same brand, same tobacco. Much better taste. Seriously try it.
Quit smoking a week ago, lol.
>>36545204
muh nigga. better than any other cig i've tried.
had to stop smoking because of a chronic cough + i need to make cardio gains. oh well
smoking makes you smell, feel, look like shit.
i chew the gum now, and i don't miss coughing up tar and bits of my lungs in the morning.
>>36546652
> he doesn't know about zyzz pre existing heart condition.
get out
>>36546817
>smoking makes you smell
Stop perpetuating that meme. NOW.
>feel
Sometimes true
>look like shit.
True
>>36545488
Fucking lol
>>36546867
It's not a meme.
Everyone around you thinks you smell like shit.
I fucking hate when smokers smoke around me.
>>36546941
my in-law smokes, whenever he comes back from a fag he fucking reeks, my sister always nags him to drink something and wash hands kek
>>36546941
>I fucking hate when smokers smoke around me.
Then can you say "smoking makes you smell for the duration of smoking" next time?
Quit cold turkey 5 months ago and haven't had a single one since. I probably miss the post workout smoke more than any other.
Quitting from 3/4 of a pack of reds a day...
Have had 2 cigs in the past 2 weeks. FUCK I want one
>>36547085
>>36547106
sucks that nicotine addiction can hit people so hard; i've been smoking a few a week for years and I've never really had a cig craving
>>36547080
are you really retarded or just plain fucking dumb? smokers reek as fuck especially when they smoke inside, smell gets in the clothes, hair, and doesn't go away until you wash. plus the room you smoke in simply absorbs the smell, my aunt was chain smoker, and the window curtains were getting yellow and smelly after a month
>>36543276
>tfw waiting for no pedestrians to light up cigarette
>>36547120
You could quit since it would be healthier for you in the long run
>>36547126
>smokers reek as fuck especially when they smoke inside
Oh look, another qualification added to your statement..
>>36547173
smelly fucktard detected
>>36547187
So you give up?
>>36547165
you're right but it helps with stress/anxiety/depression more than a lot of things. it gives me something to look forward to after a long day.
if I was happy I wouldn't need to
>[CURRENT YEAR]
>There are people who still smoke
Holy shit how can you be this retarded?
Honestly, it's probably better to be a fatty than it is to smoke. Having your heart give out on you is less painful than having your lungs fill up with fluid until you choke to death.
>>36547197
>smelling like ashtray
>thinking it smells good
kill yourself
>smoking is cool
>>36543276
>tfw this thread after 8 months without smokes
>>36547283
lol your retarded my dude :>)
>>36547238
Thanks for trying.
>>36547292
5 years cold turkey, baby! first 3 months were hellish but once I got past that it's a breeze
>>36547292
Just think about inhaling a nice crisp cig and exhaling
thats what im going to be doing soon
>>36547313
enjoy your ass cancer :^)
>>36543976
>you'll still die
>you're a pussy if you don't actively try to speed up the dying process
I actually enjoy my life and don't want to increase my chances of cancer
>>36544085
Why do they looks so small here?
>>36547342
Fuck You !
I had to quit smoking a few months ago because after 4 or 5 cigs I'd end up losing my voice, still miss it though. Also I enjoyed the smell ever since I was young, I remember my friends mom would always be smoking whenever we hung out at his house, my other friends always hated it but it never bothered me.
When I did smoke always smoked marb reds.
>>36547364
zyzz wasn't that big
>>36546867
That's not a meme you fucking retard
>2010+6
>people still literally pay to get cancer by inhaling tobaccojew
shibbydoobop
>>36547379
That's nice sweetie
>>36547392
it really isn't a meme...
I quit smoking for the new year and now I vape (like a real man).
>>36547432
>I vape
are you also a vegan? faggot
>>36547385
What about it do you find the most absurd?
>>36543291
Because they have slight mental retardation. I sleep better at night knowing anybody who smokes is slowly killing themselves.
>>36547311
congrats brother
yes, first months are the worst, after that you start to forget everything pleasurable about smoking
GIVE IT A GO WEAK ASS FUCKERS
>>36546634
I'm re reading your post over and over and it's just full of autism. Nothing to understand from it.
>>36547459
what about it isn't absurd?
>hey, let's spend money on something that it's proven to give me cancer
>>36547313
hmm almost remembering that nice cancer taste :^)
>>36547532
>being this terrified of death
>>36547485
Smokers don't see a problem with smoking for the same reason fatties don't see a problem with obesity. Your body is already set in performing a certain series of habitual actions, and your mind will do what it can to come up with excuses as to why it's a good idea. To smokers, they're healthy at every puff.
>>36547605
nigga I got stabbed, held at gun point, shot at and still fucked up them other niggas, seen a close one die slowly of lung cancer and it really ain't cool to die miserably like that, would rather get drowned
>>36547615
>To smokers, they're healthy at every puff.
It's the opposite what makes smokers superior to you.
>>36547605
>being terrified of death
>not being terrified of the pain you will inflict to the people who love you when you inevitably die of slow suicide
oh right
>anyone loving you
>>36547864
Faggot alert
>>36547605
Dude stop trying to pretend cause you smoke you are in any way hard. None of us want to destroy our health and be a burden on the healthcare system to deal with lung cancer. You are judt as bad as a 500 pound hambeasts. Why not just kill yourself now if you are so unafraid of death.
>tfw planning to get back into /fit/ness
>tfw have to quit smoking a second time to start cardio n shit
>tfw internal conflict of sweet nicotine and being healthy
>all these underage faggots posting brands
>Not rolling your own cigarettes and smoking them unfiltered
>>36547615
Smokers know what's going on, they're just willing to take the damage.
>>36548122
for what exactly? you like to waste money?
>>36547710
aight
>when smokers try to justify their addiction
>smoke a cigarrette after lifting
>heart goes on overdrive and I have tachychardia all the night
yeah no
Smoking in moderation (<10 cigs a day) is actually good for you. That's just science.
>>36543291
Have you ever had a cigarette? Shits cash breh
>>36544088
>newport reds
>harshest filtered cigarette
How have you not had a marlboro red before?
>>36545204
>if you had the stones to smoke like a real man
>>36548199
is not like anyone would lie on mongolian bra welding blog, amirite?
>tfw smoke cigarrettes only to watch the sun set
>>36548147
you sound like youve never tried it
>>36545452
>similar to weed
Oh god no.
Have you ever realized that you are in fact a giant stone monolith standing in the middle of a desert, and just as you begin to understand that you are the desert too you become the sky that's traveling towards the mountains.
Have you ever melted into the starship enterprise's hull which then melts away too until only the lights in space remain?
Have you ever been trapped in an endless brick passageway in dickens-era England being chastised by an all present goddess entity for not appreciating the brickwork?
Have you ever felt the left side of your body be molded into the bass track of a song called Stargasm?
Salvia is THE drug for leaving humanity behind
>>36543291
>stop liking what i dont like
>>36543276
fuck yeah, will quit one day. But a post work out puff is love.
>>36543276
>shilling this faggot
>>>/mu/
>mfw seeing people struggling to quit smoking cigarettes
Why even get started with that horrible habit in the first place?
Cig smokers are pretty much mentally retarded.
>>36549497
Fuck, what is it with brick passageways?!
I have that happen to me, too, my arms became this long rushing wall, and all the bricks warped into faces that watched me whizz by kek
>>36549497
mate have you ever tried dmt or acid? It would blow your mind, not necessarily in a good way
>>36550528
LSD is a great time but its not the same "take you to another dimension" as salvia or some research chems like 25i
>mfw vaping between sets
>>36543276
Mac demarco?
>>36547364
Funny, right? The only one that didn't roid looks the biggest. come off the sauce, lose half the muscle...
>>36545452
>>36545488
My first with salvia I didn't get high because I accidentally inhaled it into my spare lungs instead of my real lungs so the smoke didn't do anything, and I couldn't transfer the smoke into my real lungs because I closed my throat wrong.
Then I remembered that I don't have a spare set of lungs.
>>36547231
This. My mum is a cop. Had to go to some dead guys house. He was a smoker, tumour in his lung exploded basically coughed up fuck loads of blood everywhere before dying
Mfw they found gay porn everywhere
>>36547605
>>36547532
The issue isn't cancer, which most smokers won't get, but the decreased lung capacity and overall health.
Enjoy feeling like a 50 year old fatass at age 30.
>>36547615
No anon, myself and all other smokers know it is slowly killing us. We just accept that as part of it. Gotta die of something right?
If I had someone/something to live for I'd quit but nope, I'm just enjoying life and one day I'll die and it won't matter what I did, because I'll be dead.
>>36548068
I ask myself this question at least 3 times a day. Srs
Idk cigarettes feel gross to me unless I'm on opioids or stimulants or alcohol.
I do enjoy the gesture but it's like I feel a tiny rush for 10 seconds and then slight anxiety for 1 minute
>>36550506
I started when I was 10, so I was and am retarded yes.
>>36551286
Should I just kill myself? It seems like the logical thing to do. I don't know...
>>36548103
> wanting to smoke unfiltered
literally why? at that point you're just doing it to be "hardcore".
>>36543276
>not simply indulging in a cheeky few pinches of snuff after a rambunctious dinner with the chaps
