not me.
though I definitely feel worse every time I eat candy, and I often wonder why I bother.
Best decision I made 5 years ago. No problem keeping my weight in check ever since.
Top kek.
You fat shit
I've had one egg and I feel like vomiting.
>>36540357
I used to be able to eat a giant solid chocolate 5,500 calorie godiva bunny, now I want to vomit after eating 1/2 of its ear.
>Be South American
>Invent warrior drug for better fight performance
>It works, but it's bitter and disgusting
>Europeans arrive
>Immediately improve your drug with a few spices
>Wait a bit
>It's now seen as a woman snack
Where did it all go wrong?
I just ate 1300 calories worth of reese peanut butter cups
I feel like dying
bulking btw
actually celebrating holidays like the normie scum you are
>>36540533
Stick with the blow, bro and collect mad heads
>>36540573
reeeeeEEEEEEEEE
just eat dark chocolate
>>36540716
Is it less sickly?
>>36540922
>>36540716
Idk brehs I have this dark mint chocolate egg here that I'm tempted to eat. Still has 1250 calories, 200% of my saturated fat and 100% of my sugars for today :SS
>>36540357
pure chocolate is awesome look for 95% or more. it got really a lot of flavour and tastes awesome but you can't eat alot of it Macros are kinda okay and if you just eat 5g with a coffee you can fit it into your day.
http://de.chclt.net/wp-content/uploads/lindt-excellence-99-bitter-extra-kräftig-zutatenliste.jpg
it's Protein, carbs then fat
>>36540357
I eat 4 squares of black chocolate daily in order to meet my calorie requirements. I fucking love chocolate.
>>36541019
You are a fucking bro.
>substitute chocolate and candy with nuts and some dried fruits
>become a greek god
That's actually the truth (even though I love some choco sometimes)
>>36541019
>13g Protons
>49g fat
It's FAT.........Protein then carbs.
>>36541203
Good fats tho
>>36541228
Yes, but since fats are more calorie dense then proteins and you need slighlty more protein, you should be careful.
>>36541247
that's why I said kinda okay and not Greek youghurt/Magerquark tier
and its meant as treat not something you shovel down your gaping cumhole.
>>36541203
was listing it from top to bottom (as translation) not in w% order...
>>36541289
Didn't think about that, since I can read german...
Sorry breh
>>36540357
I've never had this problem since I've hated chocolate even when I was a kid
Vanilla master race
>>36541316
yeah and I wasn't aware that you can also order it by w%. Ishould have made it clear too that I'm not speaking of w%
thanks for the advice bro
Top quality chocolate has an incredible taste and melt in your mouth texture.
You wont get sick of it unless you eat a fuckton.
I can eat half a pound of chocolate, but the farts and dumps are just toxic. Also that weird acne that is half pimple half, cold sore.
Just had one egg.
All I want to do is drink a gallon of milk now.
>>36541627
do it anon
you know you want to
I haven't had chocolate in about 14 years. Intentionally, anyway.
>last time I had chocolate
2 weeks ago when I had chocolate turtles, but before then 2+ years.
>last time I had candy
>2011
I have had some sugar cereal like oops all berries though. I count that as candy.
yesterday I ate a chocolate egg, two lions (with peanut butter obviously) and two mars.
I am spending this Easter searching for a reason to live
