>"Hey Anon, mind if I try some of your spaghetti? Looks yummy!"
>>36536603
why don't you take it all you faggot?
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36536603
she looks like my mum's daughter. source?
>>36536708
>mum's daughter
>tfw will never get to bang a hot step sister
>>36536603
>time to order
>friend orders something small
>is soon eating your fries and eyeing your meal after finishing theirs
Holy fucking shit nothing infuriates me more than this bullshit god fucking damn. If you want more order more.
FUCK
>>36536603
I was gonna spill it anyway
>>36536603
I would not even finish my spaghetti after that. Also she has aged so badly.
>>36536775
Holy shut I kekked
>>36536603
no, ive already weighed it to the gram with the food scale i take everywhere with me, and if you take some ill have to re-weigh it
>>36536800
She was never hot. She had the young innocent look. It's over for girls with that look by about age 22.
>>36536603
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
Has anyone said Taco Belle yet?
If not...
More like Taco Belle!
>>36536603
she's [spoiler]hotter[/spoiler] with the extra weight
>>36536603
>"this must be a dream because I've literally never ordered spaghetti at a restaurant before in my life"
>>36536603
That fork is probably ridden with other men's dna. Fuck it, I'm outta here.
wtf is up with these threads?
srs question
exactly what part of my psyche is it supposed to trigger? idgi
>>36536603
"Sure, as long as you let me try some of your fish oil"
>But I ordered salad ;)
"I mean your vaginal secretions, okay, I will trade you some of my spilled spaghetti for a draught of your vagina secretions. Pls respond"
>>36536603
No Lexi, I'm bulking and you're supposed to be cutting. Don't touch any of my focaccia, either. You need to stay in ketosis.
>>36536708
>source
You're kidding, right?
>>36536603
>"who are you? how the fuck did I get here? why the fuck are we wasting a booth?! A family could sit here in our place, you bitch!"
>>36537545
kek, my man
>>36537545
I too kekked.
>>36537156
i hope someone interviews her about this at some point, or i dunno... i just want to know what the fuck she was thinking trying to do chubby porn, and what she thinks about the internet absolutely loving her new taco belle name
>if you eat out taco belle, do you get the runs?
>>36536603
Mary, I've told you a hundred times, I DO NOT SHARE MY MEAL. Please.
>>36536603
>"Hey Anon..."
we came here together, we sat here and ordered, waited, and received our food - why are you addressing me like you ran into me at the ren fest while im eating a turkey leg? Thats fuckin weird.
but no, I don't mind if I can have a piece of your chicken alfredo. since you're already reaching over, i'll take that as an acceptance of trade agreement terms.
>trading protons for carbs
>mfw sucker
>>36536708
Isnt she lexi belle?
>>36538346
no, you're thinking of someone else
>>36538346
I love lexi belle and I matched with someone on tinder who was the spitting image of her. got so excited about her but stupidly told her that she looked like a famous porn star and she unmatched me.
>>36538364
>reminding her of something she wishes weren't true.
and
>telling her you watch porn
all in the 1st message
>for the 400th time since she started using it 2 weeks ago
>>36536603
>>36536603
WHO WON'TS SKETTY AND BUTTER?
>>36536603
>>"Hey Anon, mind if I try some of your spaghetti? Looks yummy!"
You look yummy ;) may I have a taste of you later?
>>36536993
Came here to say that
>>36538409
h-how did that go past the robot filter
>>36538670
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE ANY TEXT IF YOU'RE QUOTING SOMEBODY?
why does everyone do "original" stuff then? are they also unaware?
>>36538621
>that line
Gain goblins
>>36538837
this man gets it. Girlfriends suck when they don't support you
>>36536603
Yeah sure, i didnt even mean to order it. I just got scared wgen the waiter came and mumbled the only food i could think of.
>>36536603
> looks aren't everything
>>36538837
And /fit/fags wonder why their partners cheat on them...
>>36536857
not mirukawa
>>36538921
No we don't. I acknowledge that I cannot 2/3/4/5 and that is why she will cheat.
>>36538891
I think that guy went a little extreme, especially with leaving shit around kitchen, and dumbbells around flat, probably one of those assholes who don't return weights on their original place
DON'T EVER TOUCH MY FUCKING GAINS FUEL EVER AGAIN YOU SLUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36538683
sir the results just came in from your autism test, i'm afraid it's terminal and has metastatized into rampant, uncontrolled shitposting.
>>36536603
NOOOO DON'T EAT MY FOOD YOU WILL SCREW UP MY MACROS AND CALORIES I WEIGHED THIS FOOD BEFORE EATING IT
>>36536730
That would at least be his half sister tho
>>36538329
This is super autistic misfit m8.
I do enjoy it tho when I see someone who is actually blind to obvious social shit. I feel like I have some access to a magical world or some shit like Harry Potter.
>>36539000
I thought 2/3/4/5 was qtpi gf and 6 plate deadlift or squat was no cheating?
Please do, I'm supposed to be cutting and I must have slipped up and ordered this trough of food by accident.
