A girl talked to me at the gym today.
ask me anything
>>36534416
Pre Op or Post Op?
>>36534416
Did a girl talk to you at the gym today?
>>36534416
can I ask you anything?
>>36534445
yeah she did
>>36534460
yes you may
>>36534426
she just got there. i was mid work out i was working on my biceps.
How long did it take her to help you up after you fell on the treadmill?
OP HERE
>squat bar was on the floor.
> she came over and asked me to put it back on the rack for her.
> i said sure, and i did.
> she said thanks your the best.
> the end.
>>36534416
How old are you and how old you think she is?
>>36534514
>>36534416
are you kidding me?
>>36534515
im 23, her ill say 21 or 19
Did you put your peeeeeanus weenus in her vajoojoo xD ROFL HEHE
>>36534514
>thanks your the best
>she wanted to smash
Why are you such a beta OP?
OP HERE
> no one ever talks to me
> i look creepy, but not ugly.
> i dress like a freak
>>> so this is super rare for me.
>>36534416
did she let you touch her boobie
>>36534537
no but i saw her squat 10 lbs
OP HERE
> trying to OHP 1pl8
> see qt3.14 on the treadmill
> work up curage to say something nice to her
> "N-nice shoes, they fit you"
> girl takes out earbuds, " wait are you talking to me"
> N-no
> go home fap to traps
>>36534543
If she wanted to play smash, she could have just offered
how are you able to remember your dream? I rarely remember my dream when waking up but would like to.
>>36534875
Buy zinc/magnesium supplement. Take 3x daily dose recommendation thats on the label right before bes. Enjoy your lucid orgy with 30 beautiful women and insane morning wood when you wake up.
>>36534416
Did you go to the gym today?
>>36534416
Did you tell your boyfriend about it?
>>36534875
Fun fact: Robby Robinson competed 300 times before he got his pro card.
>>36534937
Based on my experience with normal dosages 3x dosage would make me go full inception mode where the dreams become my reality. Either that or I'd suffer cardiac arrest.
>>36534875
Guys I had the idea of licking the crease between his pecs. I'm not gay right?
>>36535328
nah all straight men fantasize about that
>>36535315
He just wants to experience a dream. This is a one time thing. Just do it b4 bed.
>>36534841
>women tell you what they want
>women even know themselves what they want
Good joke OP
>>36536592
>This is a one time thing
That's what I said the first time I tried speed, guess how that turned out?
>>36534416
What is best in life?
>>36534937
or have an extremely vivid dream where im getting chased by a huge as fuck hairy cyclops, and the only way to escape was submerge myself in knee deep water where I was found, picked up and squeezed, however I kissed the cyclops on the nose and it turned human where I then was able to kill it.
seriously zinc dreams are crazy
I made eye contact with a girl at the gym today
I looked away first, should I keep looking until she looks away?
>>36534416
>This thread
>>36537907
yeah, and mouthbreathe, they love it
>hottest girl at the gym asked me to lock the leg press for her
>everyone in free weights watches as I lock it for her, no idea why she didn't do it herself
>say nothing as I do it
>'thanks dude'
>I die inside
OP
>looking for the girl on instgram in case she posted a pic at the gym
>at the gym
>girl need help unrack weights someone left
>do the deed
>says thank you in that weird high pitched tone girls use
>nod and go about my business
>>36535307
That isn't true.
>>36538043
I laid back in my chair and slowly place my hands over my eyes
>some grill sets up in the rack next to mine
>puts 35s on and starts squatting
>goodformpupper.png
>I continue doing my poverty OHP
>someone taps me on the shoulder while I'm resting
>'hey are you using this 10?'
>nah go for it
>'thanks'
>sure
>finish my workout and go home to shitpost on /fit/
>>36538043
>>'thanks dude'
>tfw any good looking woman says this to me
>>36534416
what did she say
>>36538638
She was basically asking to fuck
Smh
Literally nobody talks to me at the gym.
I am okay with this.
>>36538662
>tfw missed opportunities amirite
She had really nice form tbhfam
I held a door open for a girl the other day and she said thanks.
>>36538865
good man, your mother taught you well
>>36538865
Did she fuck you there right on the spot? Bitch must've been a waterfall with that level of chivalry.
>>36537907
Look at her, try to smile and maintain eye contact. If she turns her head away she's not interested. If she turns her head down she wants the d. Bonus points if she then grooms herself a bit, messes with hair etc.
>>36534416
what did you say to her?
>>36538865
I can do one better than that
>driving to gym
>see grill in car behind me
>park and start walking to gym
>grill from car is ahead of me now
>9.5/10 aryan goddess
>she opens the door and sorta holds it open behind her while she's walking
>feeling alpha as fuark
>say thanks really loudly cause I have headphones in
>she turns around and looks right at me
>says no problem with a smile
>go on to work out while glancing at her the whole time
>walk by her a couple of times when getting water/grabbing weights
>can't tell if she notices me or not
she wanted to fuck right?
>>36534514
>squat bar
>>36534562
post pic fuging idiout
There's a girl at my gym who's essentially a living goddess in terms of looks. How do I stop myself from staring?
>>36540363
squat harder so if you lose concentration on your exercise you will take a trip to snap city and learn the lesson
if you keep your concentration you will be rewarded with natty gains and after a couple months she will need to stop staring at you
>>36538970
Yes. That's the universal female way of saying "let's fuck"
>>36540432
But I only look at her when I'm resting. I'm too busy going hard to look at her while I lift. Shit, when I'm lifting the rest of the world disappears. I'm not even that small (1.5/2.5/3/4.5), but I doubt I could impress her as is. The gym I go to is a proper powerlifting gym and I regularly see at least fifteen guys who are much, much bigger and stronger than me.
victory is but the prelude to the next battle
>>36534514
i hate when people just audibly say "your" instead of "you're". fucking faggots amirite guis lolol
>>36534416
>doing bench
>qt comes over and asks how many sets i have
>i tell her about 3 but she can work in if she wants
>she says no thanks
why did she come over to ask me if she was going to say no? was she hitting on me?
