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Fucking hell /fit/, everytime i'm out drinking/partying girls give me their phone numbers but the next day i have literally no idea what to say to em. I've probably got 10-15 random numbers on my phone. Please help me cure my autism and take the final step into normie-hood
Also i'm doing SL 5x5, would it be a bad idea to switch out the back squats for front squats?
>>36519427
>would it be a bad idea to switch out the back squats for front squats?
why do you want to?
>>36519427
>>36519436
Because i don't like back squats and big quads are hot af.
>>36519427
What are you talking about OP you should know exactly what to say.
>Are you an archeologist?
>>36519455
a big ass is hotter
>>36519483
Are deadlifts not enough?
>>36519427
pls /fit/
>>36519810
Embiggen her ass and it'll look pretty good
>>36519427
dude, just say anything, they gave you their numbers so they just want you to talk to them.
>"hey [girl's name], it's anon from [event], how's it going?"
people like it when you say their name, so that's always good. If you were drinking heavily, you can always follow up with
>"I guess I got pretty drunk, I didn't do anything too embarrassing, did I?"
or even just comment on something meaningless about the event
>"[event] was pretty fun, I love [party game/activity/any meaningless aspect of the event], what did you think?"
or if you want to be cute
>"I had a great time at [event], a hot girl even gave me her number ;)"
all you have to do is be charming, or at least get them to talk about themself. Girls generally love talking about themselves. If you want to be cutesy about it
feel free to call me a faggot, or tell me that my examples are terrible, etc. but it's worked for me. If they think you're attractive then you can say stupid shit and they'll just think it's charming/quirky.
hope that helps mate
>>36520467
thanks m8, going out tomorrow, i'll try it out <3
>>36520467
This.
Being in uni there are a lot of people you meet while completely hammered, and I have successfully gotten dates just by saying
>"Hey, I have your number in my phone, but I don't remember where I met you"
>"Oh were you the hot girl in the (whatever clothing)?"
Done.
>>36519427
Try this OP.
>>36519446
Are there more of these? They are golden.
>>36519427
bump for op and me. I have the same problem. Sluts give me their numbers, but I dont know what to fucking text..
here's what you text
"wanna drink wine and make out?"
you're welcome.
>>36520467
beta
ayy bby gurl u wan sum fuk? <- guaranteed to work erry time
>>36520359
>Embiggen
>>36522485
>2016
>not enbiggening yon hinterquarters
>>36522485
What? It's a perfectly cromulent word.
>>36519427
Dude OP listen, saying nothing is worst than saying the wrong thing because at least you can learn from doing something. You can open up with just about anything. Personally the only time i don't respond is when idiots open when a boner pic. Ask her questions about herself.
I don't understand how this is fit related, but you probably just want advise from fellow fitizens. Eat your oats and make good choices.
>>36522648
hey now my last sentece was /fit/ related :^)
>>36519427
I'm pretty shit with girls to take my advice with a grain of salt. Asking questions about them is good (I think), they don't have to be deep and meaningful but just random bullshit about their hobbies and job and whatnot. Ask follow up questions and if you aren't genuinely interested then pretend to be mildly interested.
Idk if this is shitty or not, but one girl saw right through me and discovered I was awkward/shy/autismo and actually thought it was cute I guess. She suggested we play 20 questions (turned out to be a lot more than that) but we just kept asking questions back and forth and making comments about answers and whatnot. We did that for a couple days. Simple questions to deep ones that required some thought. Idk, I thought it was kinda fun.
Try to set up another date if you want to see them again, there's no point in long ongoing chat conversations imo
>>36519427
I find talking to grills (or even guys) with the intention of hanging out with them 1 on 1 in person is best put like this:
>1. Bullshit through conversation, ask them about themselves, in order to find something you have in common
>2. Arrange hangout based on common interest or get # under pretense of doing something with common interest
>3. Set up date to hang out based on common interest and escalate things from there.
For example, I went to a metal show in which I only knew one band. I saw a qt3.14 wearing a shirt for an opening band. I asked her if she knew the opening bands, used that as a convo starter to talk about general metal, and got her # on the pretense of going to shows together. Later hit her up to go to a metal themed bar in the city.
>>36523051
what a perfectly diabolical plan
>>36523031
Sriously this too. If you suck at texting, keep it to a minimum. Most people take this as having better shit to do. Just get straight to the point.
>How are you doing today
>Have you ever been to X?
> Its this place where they do X and is X themed. Would you be interested in going sometime?
>You free this Sunday
I'm this >>36523051 person BTW. I fucking hate texting, and always keep it to the above. Once they've given you their #, they are obviously interested. No point in texting back and forth.
>>36522485
Holy fuck I'm lawling
>>36520698
From what I've found through experience, this is pretty good advice.
Knowing what you need to do and putting it into practice are two totally different beasts though. There's just so many things a girl can say and there's an infinite amount of responses you can give her. My problem is choosing what to say to make her feel validated or whatever I'm trying to do. I always end up saying something really fucking dumb trying
>>36523206
Know what?
I'm going to try it. And one day I'll be back to let /fit/ know how it went. With pictures, and a script. Or a shitload of autistic stories that will be capped forever.
>>36519427
>Also i'm doing SL 5x5, would it be a bad idea to switch out the back squats for front squats?
Yes. Yes it would. Front squatting that often at that volume would do a number on your knees, and be generally bad at making you bigger and stronger.
>He doesn't use the D. E. N. N. I. S system
