I know soft drinks are the forbidden fruit but would you still drink ginger ale to settle a sore stomach?
I'm out of alka seltzers
>>36518653
have some milk with weight gainer instead
would you drink 40 grams of sugar to settle a sour stomach? no
there isn't actual ginger in ginger ale. it's "natural flavors"
Very very rarely. Generally only if I'm at work (restaurant) so I'm not buying it. I'll boil half a cup and sip on it for a few hours
>>36518678
This.
>>36518678
Maybe your shitty American brands, Canada Dry is legit
Take a randitine or omeprazole. Sore stomachs have already been cured by modern medicine.
>>36518653
>implying muricans would understand the wonders of canada dry
>>36518653
Club soda if you're not puking or shitting like a goose.
If you are then flat soda works well - you need the sugar more than the bubbles. Add a tiny pinch of salt for dat much needed sodium.
>>36518691
oh its legit. i forgot that cancels out the sugar content.
natural flavors means it comes from an organic source, but it's more of an aroma.
you want to sooth your stomach? drink a big glass or water
>Americans will never enjoy Canada Dry with their poutine
>Americans will never drink a Ceasar or eat beavertails or nanimo bars
>Americans will never own a toque and bunnyhug when it gets cold out
>Americans will never cuddle up with a qt on their chesterfield
>>36518729
soothe* of*
>>36518653
I got food poisoning or something and have been puking and pissing out of my asshole since Monday. I can't eat shit and feel horrible. Goodbye, winter bulk. I bet I lost a solid 7 pounds god DAMN IT.
>>36518745
>trying this hard to have a distinct cultural identity
It's like watching a manlet lift weights.
>>36518683
Do you boil it down to a syrup or something? Why do you boil it?
>>36518683
>boil
fucking disgusting degenerate
>>36518691
Canada dry is bland garbage. The only one with actual fucking ginger is Old Jamaican ginger ale. Light brown can
>>36518752
3rd worlder
>>36518745
I-I swear canadians are unique. Thats why 80% of us live within 100 miles of the US border even though our country size is fucking massive
Sorry. Michigan wins this one. Vernors is by far the best ginger ale
>>36518745
Wtf?
You can buy Canada Dry in America. Or at least you used to be able to. My stepmom drank it all the time when I was growing up.
just boil some shredded ginger in hot water
>>36518745
>>36518829
thats because most of our country in uninhabitable marsh, rock, mountains, and tundra. the only ones who dare go north are kidnapped by redskins and sold as sissy sex slaves on the reserves.
