>tfw when she grabs your asscheek while you dry hump her and tells you that you have a hotter ass than her
I´m still a virgin but atleast I made out for 2 hours with a 8/10 girl in my bed.
I fingered her but every time I tried to insert my dick she got it out...
Also it was very hard for me to get out. When Im alone infront off my computer I just need to knead my dick infront of a nice picture and its rock hard.
>>36509872
>Also it was very hard for me to get out
ment to get hard
stop watching porn
>>36509872
Its normal the first time just chill or The thinking of getting hard will rekt you. And dont fap for 2 days before the meeting. Good luck m8
>>36509872
She let you finger her, but she didnt allow you to actually fuck her?
What is this
>>36509872
Don't get greedy OP, let HER get greedy.
Stick your hand in her panties but cup it over her pussy without touching her. Pull off her shirt then wrap it around her wrists and pull her arms over her and spend a long time kissing her. Pretend to kiss her but pull back in the last second, etc.
Tease shitloads and make HER want it. You need discipline OP. You could have stuck your dick in for sure if you'd spent those 2 hours making her want it inside her.
You put the idea in her head of what you WANT to do, but then dangle it in front of her, without letting her know that you actually want it. You build it up until she wants it so badly she will fucking rape you
>>36510284
That's the gayest thing I've ever read.
>>36510565
>virgin detected
>>36510565
Kek
>>36510565
Just scrolling past the first page to tell you you are retarded, it's legitimate advice.
>>36510282
middle-highschool
>>36510637
hope OP is not in the UK
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-35891143
>>36509872
>Flat ass
Disgusting
>>36510284
Nah fuck all that noise this shit shouldn't take so much work. Op if you don't get your willy wet next time ditch the bitch and look for a non frigid one.
>>36510284
>her pussy
no one said she had a pussy, check your privilege
>>36510284
Nigga knows what's up
>>36510565
Ya pic is as close to pussy you gonna get
>>36511142
It's a nice pussy tho.
>>36510565
If you've ever been with a girl, you did not ever satisfy her.
nice blog post
saged and reported faggot
>>36510565
Women get more horny than men
>>36510282
Back in the old days people were happy with a bit of fingering and wild fetish porn wasn't readily avaliable in only a few clicks of a mouse.
>>36510284
Jesus christ this thread is embarrassing
>>36511041 The OP pic isnt of the girl i'm describing
pic related is her. I don't have any /lewd/ ones at the moment but working on it. You cant see it in this pic but she has a voluptuous body, great ass & tits. Cant wait to shit that hit from behind.
>>36511753
Th-this is b8, right?
>>36509872
>>36509872
you have porn induced erectile dysfunction
look up Noah BE Church
your welcome.
>>36509872
That's a boy's ass right? It better be because I'm gonna fap to it
>>36511753
ruined it
>>36511847
neat
>>36510565
>not knowing female psychology
>2016
virgin detected
>>36512420
>female psychology
"Redpillers" are so fucking stupid.
Yeah, I know female psychology: seek out tall guys with good faces. That's literally it. I cannot believe there are people who still think shit like "confidence" and body language are what matter. It's ALL looks.
>>36511753
All this stress over this landwhale? Run you mong.
>>36511753
That's your 8/10 breh? God damn...only thing you should lift is your standards.
>>36511760
>>36511894
>>36512825
>>36512842
I bet op didn't think he'd be getting roasted lmao
>>36512861
I think someone else posted it to ruin the thread
>>36511287
Get the fuck outta here
>>36512882
You're probably right.
>>36511753
>shit that hit from behind
I can see why you'd prefer that position
>>36512882
I sure hope so. I legitimately feel sorry for OP if he honestly feels like that's an 8/10. I can't imagine the level of self depreciation to stoop that low.
>>36512909
That post isn't wrong.
Though it sounds like something out of a romance novel, the fact is you gotta work women up into being horny, men it's just flipping a switch.
But when the get going, they're all over you like a fat boy on a cupcake.
>>36511753
This is why the good lord invented bags.
Hallelujah.
>>36511753
no wonder you didn't get hard op
>>36511753
>8/10
LMAO OP how good is your vision?
>>36512842
>>36513174
you say as you remain a virgin
>>36510284
This is accurate. Women don't want to believe they like casual sex, but if you make her feel like that (all want to be desired, no?), she will do the work for you. This is p solid advice.
- a girl
PS, if you are on top, do all of what this guy said. Then when she's ready (you'll know when), slide your arm under her back and flip her over so you're on the bottom now. Now she's ready to go again control...the way women like it. You're welcome.
>>36509872
trappy's ass
>>36513289
The only reason why 90% of /fit/ is virgins is because we dont try to fuk ugly ham beast or else everyone of us wouldnt be virgins lmao we got standards
>>36516006
Nah it's because even ugly landwhales don't want to touch you. Stop acting like you have any choice, top kek.
>made out and fucked a landwhale just to feel what it would be like
>she smelled like soured milk
What the fuck guys
>>36512809
This is why you aren't getting laid. Your autistic personality does matter, anon. Work on it.
>>36509872
Great blog!
>>36511753
>>36511753
OP... What the fuck man
>>36511753
solid 8 desu
>I made out for 2 hours with a 8/10 girl
>every time I tried to insert my dick she got it out
this honestly sounds better than sex to me
i think i have issues
>>36511753
>>36511753
WHAT THE FUCK
