EVANNE TIME
post your boipussy
I have tiny penis
i have 2 months to live and i've never had sex before
you're gonna smash guaranteed
>>36477919
Do you enjoy crab legs?
>>36477937
lol rolling
i wanna fuck you so hard in the ass that i'll be farting through my dick for a week
>>36477937
rolling
Your clavicle genetics are on fleek bby
Can I be you cuck
>>36477919
I love your hair does it take a lot of work
(If we get you nudes you share)
>>36477937
rolling
what's your number?
Would you like to go and get some chinese food with me?
I saw you on tinder ;D
What are you looking for
>>36477919
You trying to hang
>>36477919
What are your thoughts on God Emperor Trump?
>>36477943
i was one off reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reroll
>>36477948
that's a good idea for this game. if you get me nudes I share. if you get me keks I share. win win
>>36477952
RIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKING GATE
>>36477952
WHAT THE FUCK YOU CUNT
>>36477952
Winner winner, chicken dinner...
Personally, I think the clavicle move was on point without the "bby" part
>>36477919
I was born without nipples
>>36477952
>this boring fucking shit
off yourself
>>36477952
OP do it
>>36477952
Lame as fuck imo
>>36477979
What time is your alarm set for?
>>36477979
That could be a non reply right out the gate
>>36477952
Done event try! You cant get this guy laid when we want to fuck with this poor girls innocence
>>36477979
you should've known better op
>>36477991
it's set for 6:30 tomorrow morning and not getting a reply. new prey?
Trump is my hom boi famakan
>>36478002
Yea I think so, I had high hopes for Evanne she is qt
>>36478002
Probably the best bet...
Anon look at what you have taken from me-nay, us! Kill yourself
>>36477919
I was raised by a chinese mother who took me in after she found me on the street and time passed 12 years later I've learned chinese and I have been interested in karate. I got an instructor named miyagi who taught me enough to go into this big tournament I have this weekend, I would love for you to join me!
>>36477979
...err I mean your lucky number! Haha sorrrryyy. I'm a complete gentleman and would never harass you into unwanted communication via cell phone! ^__^
>>36478018
Just go on a like spree and get whatever you get
>>36478025
>that thigh gap
Fuarrrrk
>>36478025
>The booty shorts with the daddy issues
Damn son
>>36478025
>17
aw shit
>>36478025
why do you only match with 17 year olds?
>>36478025
looks chub
>>36478002
DO IT IM BORED AND DRUNK>>36478025
Fuck off you wouldnt have gotten her anyway
>>36478025
Whew... Dem legs
>>36478025
>validate me
Jesus I need Tinder
Girls gave me their number all the time when I asked for it right away
Just continue the convo in text
>>36478030
I love you
>>36478025
>17
go to jail
go directly to jail
do not pass go
do not collect $200
>having a daughter
>ever
No fuckin it up next time.
>>36478025
REPORT THE ANON
>>36478042
He's 17
>>36478059
Hey little baby butt ;P poo piss cum?
>>36478059
are you an archeologist? cuz i got a giant bone 4u 2 examine
>>36478059
Should've just started round 3
>>36478059
Thoughts on consensual sexual relations?
>>36478059
your forehead is longer than my cock
>>36478059
I would love for you to join me in my traditional chinese food buffet before I go on a week long hunger strike in protest of gay marriage.
>>36478059
id fuck you in your cunt mouth and ass
>>36478059
I like your face!
>>36478063
18 famalam
>>36478051
why does "validate me" make you realize you need tinder?
because the girls just want a bunch of guys to say how pretty she is you fucking beta orbiter?
>>36478059
I just ate 4 scoops raw and every muscle in my body's got a sick pump. Now all I need is to pump you bb
>>36478059
U down to fuk bb grill!
>>36478059
I GO POO POO IN MY BUMBUM
>>36477937
rerolling for >>36478059
>>36478030
Rolling 4 dis. Sensai
Can you time travel, because I can see you in my future..
>>36478059
I like turtles
>>36478059
All of the previous Briannas I know like rough sex. I am assuming you do too?
>>36478059
I've been diagnosed with terminal cancer and my girlfriend broke up with me 2 weeks ago. I'm looking for some last good times before I fade away
VOTE TRUMP YOU CUNT
>>36478083
nice.
>>36478059
i like to finger my ass on adderall
>>36478083
Winner
>>36478083
awww sheeeeet
>>36478083
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
Honestly just here for the Scooby
plug ins
>>36478090
Reroll
>>36478083
Winner...
>>36478083
Keek
>>36478099
Same desu
>>36478083
This one's mint
>>36478082
Kek no you fucking beta so I can fuck sluts that are clearly looking for attention.
>>36478120
>>36478123
>thinking that girl who says "validate me" on tinder will fuck you
holy christ you're a fucking thirsty beta autistic permavirgin. these are the "guys" on fit?
>>36478114
really? thought i was the only one.
There is hope. 5 decides
>>36478120
madman
>>36478139
They're fucking sluts you idiot
>>36478151
Do you know Johnny Vastano?
I only lift for the god emperor trump
>>36478151
Ah shit my brother stole my phone for a second
>>36478151
this dense bitch.
Rolling for >>36477937
>>36478151
I need to cut for summer so you'll have to be my cardio ;)
>>36478151
What's your favorite position to drink protein shakes in?
>>36478151
Reread the sentence you stupid fuck
>>36478151
im not gay but i like muscle worship porn
>>36478151
Chitty Chitty bang bang I enter you
>>36478151
I once deadlifted a cow. You jelly yet? Cum over and let me smell your armpits you African godess
>>36478151
you heard me slut. now say hello to sailor jerry
>>36478151
i want to fuck you're boypussy
>>36478151
Are you ready to produce high fertile children for the white race?
Let's make America White again, baby
>>36478151
Could I interest you in some of my world class wiener mucus? It shant disappoint m'lady. *le tips fedora*
>>36478169
reroll
>>36478151
are you stupid or something? Christ, the sex better be good.
>>36478151
>Trying again
I was raised by a chinese mother who took me in after she found me on the street and time passed 12 years later I've learned chinese and I have been interested in karate. I got an instructor named miyagi who taught me enough to go into this big tournament I have this weekend, I would love for you to join me!
>>36478151
I'm trying to leave humanity behind. The Siamese badminton message board that I spend hours on every day said that I need more scoops than 4 but my stomach hurts :(
>>36478151
Sorry maybe that last part was a bittt much. Sorry mlady *tips fedora* my name is Scooby McPiano and I like to bodybuild. I eat these scoops to row muscles faster but they produce so much testosterone I occasionally become animalistic
>>36478151
wanna watch me get a gay massage from a guy on craigslist?
>>36478177
Reroll for thsi
I saw that video that some Youtube channel did where they took 2 models, one man one woman, and swiped 1000 times and the woman had like 750/1000 matches and 500 messages, while the guy "only" had like 250/1000 matches and like 20 messages. And those were pictures of models
It's just difficult for me to imagine that with those inflated numbers, that a lot of just average guys like the ones who populate 4chan's fit board or Tinder as a whole can have a lot of success. I assume Tinder is probably 75% guys, and likely at least 10 guys are messaging every girl who is on there, and that's probably a very conservative estimate. And the guys using a site like Tinder to get girls probably aren't exactly the top of the food chain in looks or personality.
With how much competition there is, and the fact that it seems like you have to be pretty good looking to have success, I just can't imagine that the numbers of men who actually have legitimate success meeting or hooking up with Tinder girls is very high. Maybe 10-20% of guys getting all the hookups because they are handsome enough while 80% of the guys get nothing.
And obviously this is for guys because for girls it is literally easy as shit since they basically have to do nothing to have success on Tinder.
>>36478195
Aylmao
>>36478151
You up for the Ol' lickeroo?
>>36478151
>>36478195
TOPPEST OF KEK
>>36478195
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K
>>36478195
WINRAR
>>36478195
i mean you've gotta be kidding me
>>36478195
My Dad's a farmer, I could show you how a real man ploughs
>>36478195
OOH SHIT OP WILL NOW COME OFF AS HOMO
>>36478151
Sorry. I i j-just y-you too sorry i browse reddit too much
>>36478139
>Hes never heard a slut tell him that
Kek
>>36478195
Im fuckin dying
Anxious
>>36478199
Yeah if you're an average type of mo' like us it takes a bit more work but tinder is great because I can swipe mindlessly while at work
It beats actually talking to women in a club or some shit, gives me more time for JAV
If she agrees you gotta go through with it op that's how this game works.
>>36478199
The term "success" differs from person to person. Generalizing by gender it's probably that most dudes are looking for a lay, but for girls it varies from getting laid, validation (big one) or even finding a boyfriends
Lmao I have to get up for work in 5 hours but this shit is too good
>>36478199
I would say that most guys tend to endlessly swipe right.
IM THE GHETTO OPRAH YOU KNOW WHAT MEAN YOU GET A FUR YOU GET A FUR YOU GET A JET YOU GET A JET BIG BOOTY BITCH FOR YOU
>>36478230
gah is she done?
>>36478323
yeppers it was fun while it lasted. i'll come back tomorrow with more
Thank you. You made me realize that i'm not interested in women.
>>36478265
Ayyyyye you heard about the good news?
>>36478348
Thanks for the fun
>>36478036
>Thigh gap
>Legs spread
Pick one
tell her that you post on a anime forum for naughty boys
Yo
Kek so far.. Time to take it to the next lvl boi
>>36477979
What the fuck r u doing?
>>36479865
Only when I can't find a pair of my sister's underwear to use
>>36478025
FUG MUH TEST
What did I do wrong?
>>36481841
AHAHAHAHAHA JUST FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
>>36481841
>trying to pull that shit on facebook
too risky m8, on tinder you know everyones there to hook up, anywhere else is a different story
>>36481890
Kek, these days not even. Half the bitches I match with don't even want to flirt because they're offended that u would jump to the conclusion they want to fuck on a sex app
Women are more stuck up than ever IMO, and it's annoying to wade through the bitches that can't just be honest about why they're on tinder
>>36481841
just looked her up on fb
seem qt
>>36481942
That girl is 3/10 ffs
>>36478025
oh my fuck them thighs
>>36481942
KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
>>36481841
>you think I'm looking for a slut? What kind of guy do you think I am?
Or
>thanks, I think you're kinda cute too. ;)
>>36478081
Same here, but how do you match with them? I have previous matches with them but I want new ones.
>>36478195
>>36482267
this