I believe in you
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I believe in you
are you an archeologist?
>sorry, your face made me gay now, bye.
>>36476910
please let me sit on your face
>>36476925
this
ay bb want sum fuk?
>>36476910
i would pay you to punch me in the face
>>36476910
did you spill ketchup on your screen?
>>36476910
Emery, you've got some nice mammaries
Just say hi back. I'm certain that it's going to be preset messages telling you to go to a website. Most girls on Tinder are attention whores that want the gratification of guys going after them.
im a faggot please fuck my ass
>>36476910
what up
she's the one on the right so super ugly please don't get me involved with this woman
>>36476910
My life has no purpose. I want to die.
lets double team my t-rex dildo
are you a terrorist?
I need you to Baghdad ass up
>>36476956
WINNER
>WINNER
WINNER
>WINNER
WINNER
>WINNER
>>36476910
lemme clap them chimps
>>36476954
Re-roll
i posted this conversation on a taiwanese witch hunting enthusiast board
>>36476910
>>36476956
Dude, weed, lmao
>>36476956
Noice
>>36476956
Rude
>>36476956
That's not a nice thing to say anon
>>36476910
>>36476956
Do it faggot
I'm the biggest motherfucker in my gym. All natty bro
>>36476993
>>36476910
Turn your twilight app back on anon, you need to sleep afterwards
>>36476993
absolute madman
>>36476993
emery that's a dumb name do u wana get E-Married?
>>36476993
u said it to the nice lady, not me ;^)
>>36477013
This was really gay
>>36476993
Is it still sixes?
>>36476993
les see wud dis bich saiz
>>36477021
it wasn't supposed to be not gay
>>36477024
No reply yet but you go for it champ
She's not responding, imma find someone new hold on
No I would never joke about my t-rex didldo
Yeah I'm joking, it's actually a horse dildo, ever seen my little pony?
>>36477065
post
>>36477013
this
>>36477065
Thats just what I call my dick and my double team I meant dat ass and pussy
>>36477065
Haha I'm sorry, my friend went on my phone while I was in the other room. Great conversation starter though.
>>36477065
Nah son I'm geekin' ya!
Of course I'm joking, now send me nudes or I'll kill you :)
>>36477065
Nah just playing, I wanna have a cheeky wank while I watch you use it :~')
>>36477084
rr 77 get
>>36477065
"yeah" haha ;)
>but include the quotes
>>36477091
Reroll
>>36477097
ok i'm not threatening to kill anyone
>>36477097
holy fuck you were better off with the dildo OP
>>36477065
lol no but i could use an archeologist to help me get a real piece of a t rex, do you happen to be one?
>>36477065
Thats what I call my dick
>>36477065
haha yeah that was for someone else
then say whats up or some shit
Hahah just joke, has anyone ever ask you to church before?
>>36477127
^^^ this might be going somewhere op
>>36477065
Yeah just kidding, wanna eiffel tower me with some other guy?
>>36477127
Weener
>>36477127
This is good
>>36477127
No killing guys this be my real name
>>36477127
do it opee
>>36477150
She hasn't even responded yet. Are you a double texter OP?
>>36477150
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>36477150
>backing out of the t-rex dildo line
fuck you guys
>>36477150
Cause your ass is holy
>>36477150
How was she not fazed by the t-Rex dildo this is one thirsty woman
u ugly nigger refugee! fugg xdddD
It's the church of Satan though, you into some dark shit?
>>36477166
Just obey my dubs dude.
No point in rolling until OP posts responses guys don't waste your time
>>36477150
How do you feel about big black cock
>>36477175
seth rollins
I don't want to double team with your granny, you're sick.
>>36477166
roll for this
>>36477185
for the double team? definitely
>>36477185
well look no further cuz ill be your daddy. yo grand daddy
>>36477185
yeah, she counts on the list of people I've fugged
>>36477185
How bout your grandma joins us for a little fun ;)
>>36477185
Oh yeah she invited me to church too if you know what I mean
I mean her vagoo ;)
>>36477185
"Is she hot?"
>>36477150
I can't wait to cum inside of you and infect you with the nigger plague known as AIDS
>>36477185
ur gran is a saggy tit beast, powder cums out her tits m8 u having a laff? xDD u thirsty biatch
>>36477185
You're grandmother was a fine woman last time I met her. I should catch up with her sometime, for old time's sake.
>>36477185
No, we worship something special though, I'll give you one guess (it's dragon dildo's xD)
There is absolutely nothing wrong in having sex with 14 year olds.
Yes, then I'm going to be your first to ask you to church. first first first ;D
>>36477166
Kek I like this
>>36477213
rollins
>>36477200
>>36477166
>>36477177
tooo many dubs senpai
>>36477185
i like ur grandmother
I can be your cuck
>>36477196
Roll for this
>>36477214
Rolling for this desu
It's a Satanic church. Are you a virgin?
>>36477185
I kill niggers
>>36477215
I have been rolling for 10 mintues post this now u fag
>>36477228
WINNER
>>36477228
wasted.
Is she hot?
>>36477228
well that was stupid what should I say anon
>>36477185
you want a 3some with her and me bbe?
>>36477185
No but she can join us on the dildo too.
>>36477222
trips check
>>36477245
is she hot?
>>36477238
real winner!
>>36477245
just say the first post he quotoed
>>36477228
>>36477238
>>36477238
>>36477238
this op u gigantic faggit
>>36477238
Post this OP
>>36477065
Afraid I might be better than you?
>>36477258
Technical winner
>>36477245
Tell her she has a nice moustache
>>36477290
gay af senpai
>>36477150
you should become a nun
>>36477290
sorry my friend had my phone haha
>>36477290
bitch did I stutter? come slob my knob for satan you dirty cunt
>>36477065
that depends on your answer
>>36477290
I'm not into dark shit, I hate niggers
>>36477245
66 was the best
>>36477065
First message: Woops, meant to send that to my mom. I meant to say can you sit on my face
Second message: shit*
>>36477290
Ya know, dark shit
I'm talking about my cock
>>36477290
Ur gran is a hulking tit beast, can't wait to eat her snatch nigger
Fuck my ass
>>36477290
Ask her if she could send you pictures of her armpits
>>36477290
Lol sorry im high as fuck rn. Wanna join me?
>>36477290
I'm joking m'lady. What I really want to know, is what color of fedora can I get you so may match mine accordingly ;)
>>36477309
WINNER WINNER
>>36477309
kekrar
>>36477309
winrar
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>>36477290
Fuck some women are stupid, literally no communication skills
>>36477290
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36477290
I FUCKING SAID ARE YOU INTO DARK SHIT
>>36477290
They call my dick the oil driller because I've busted in some many firm negro assholes.
>>36477309
winrar
>>36477290
OP YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!
>>36477238
>>36477238
>>36477238
>>36477238
MY POST WAS BEFORE HIS
YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!! DIE
I've been letting a gay anime image board decide my posts based on the post number
>>36477309
RIP OP
>>36477329
FUCKING YAS!
>>36477309
Waiting anxiously
>>36477350
You did it, OP. She is now yours
>>36477350
you graduated son
>>36477350
so whens the first date we can do?
>>36477350
u sick cunt m9
>>36477356
I sure hope not anon have you seen this woman
>>36477369
>17
oh boy
>>36477369
She's 17!? Damn cuz
>>36477369
>17
ABORT
>>36477369
she looks like the psycho type.
>>36477369
You still better slay anon
Looks like desert storm all over again anon.
I bet you'll thunder up her road if you could
>>36477369
What part of Bongland do you come from?
>>36477369
Bitch Be looking 40
Lets fuck
>>36477369
She looks 27 lmao
>>36477369
6.5 with make up on
So she's a 5.5
Meh
>>36477369
Tell her you think she's pretty no homo
>"Dad, what was 2016 like?"
>It was a glorious time, I used to get wingmen from an Indonesian Idiosyncratic Racquetball Board and crush all kinds of puss on Tinder, ya see before fuckbots you had to fuck human women to delud yourself that life was worth living
>"cool, I'm gonna go fuck by Lindsay Lohan v 2005 bot now"
>>36477369
She reply yet?
OP, please do this, for the good of fit kind...
"baby, I'm sorry. I'm a little drunk right now so I'm being silly. I can see that you're a normal, cool girl and would really like to talk to you when I'm fully sober. Can we talk tomorrow? You deserve all of me, the real me."
Then never text the slag ratchet slut again! Yah!
>>36477416
no she wasn't ready for my dark shit dick. hold on though i'm getting someone else on the line
>>36477407
>6.5
>5.5
And I thought my standards were low
>>36477424
"Ay bby. Look. I love you. I want you to bear my children bby. You listening bby? You need to have my bbys. I have superior genetics. I take 4 scoops bby. All natty. Bby pls"
>>36477369
>17
>Looks like a 35 year old barista working on her film career
Nigga this is an episode of To Catch a Predator, you better practice taking a seat.
>>36477437
That's a solid 5.5 lad, assuming 5 is average
She's come back lads
>>36477369
she looks like a 35yo taylor swift +35lbs
>>36477459
>he doesn't pick up highschoolers on tinder
Why even use it?
>>36477473
yeah but you haven't seen all of me yet ;)
>>36477473
It's dark because I fuck that dank shit, not because I'm some sorta nigga
>>36477473
I am half horse tho. Got that 2-tone going on
>>36477473
you would be perfect if you had a penis
>>36477333
>>36477473
Take my old 3.
>>36477473
>wimmyn
>>36477473
I jerk off with self tanner you hoodrat
>>36477493
FUCKING KEK
>>36477473
I'm black where it counts ;)
>>36477463
That's the very essence of a low 4 or a high 3, especially if she looks that bad already at 17
>>36477473
Sorry, m'lady. Sometimes I get a little excited to be talking to a handsome lady like yourself. What's your favorite color, sweetheart? ;)
>>36477473
Yeah, I had some penile surgery to remove a cyst and complications caused my dick to discolor. They weren't able to remove it in the end, but its a prime for gspot manipulation. You down?
>>36477473
Lol sorry my friend had my phone x3 that wasnt actually me lol. Hes a bit of a troll xD. Anyways, how are you on this fine evening, madam?
Okay darling, let's can the bullshit. I got the chips, and you want to play. But the game is rigged from the start, and you're out of luck. You gotta stop hitting on 17's and double bet. Think big, but think smart too.
>>36477493
you have to OP
you have to
>>36477473
Are you voting for Trump?
>>36477508
rollin for this
I legit just farted and a Lil bit of dookie came out. You want to fuck or no?
>>36477473
sounds like you need to be educated on the male anatomy ;)
>>36477529
nice facebook memes
>>36477529
Good job op
>>36477529
homosexuality is a mental illness, and im ill.
My bottom half is black bb call me dark horse
I'm laughing my ass off. I needed this shit. Thanks op
5 is next famalam
>>36477529
You should had posted "want to find out ;)"
>>36477558
i liked the penis one better
Bitch can you not read? I thought you were a dude. I'm looking for a pickle to tickle. M'lady>>36477554
>>36477554
I'm saying, if you had a penis, that would be cool. I'm not gay, I just like penises
>>36477554
Oh don't worry I'm not gay, I only fuck feminine penises
>>36477554
because you look like a guy
>>36477554
Your gran is a hulking tit beast can't wait to cum in her decaying snatch desu senpai nigger
>>36477554
I am in a high risk zone for suicide. Don't push me cuz I'm close to the EDGE!
>>36477554
A feminine penis of course
>>36477554
You're 17 so you should be able to read by now.
>>36477554
YOU'D BE PERFECT IF YOU HAD A PENIS
>>36477554
please
>tfw been on tinder for months, huge city, and not been on any dates
>>36477554
Like you're pretty cute or whatever. But man, if you had a cock, you'd be a perfect 10/10
>>36477571
rolling for this
>>36477575
damn
>>36477554
Sorry my mates are taking turns typing dumb shit into this box
>>36477554
Notice me senpai, notice me. Can you read senpai?
>>36477575
AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK
>>36477581
You have to talk to them
>>36477575
Nice work
>>36477581
>tfw get girls to want to meet up with me then block them
I've got attachment problems
>>36477529
fucking kek
anxiously waiting
>>36477581
Be less of a gaping vagina. I've fucked so many chicks off tinder, it's a gold mine and I'm autismal as fuck
>>36477554
Check your privilege shitlord, it's hard being a pansexual genderfluid werekin in 2016
>>36477575
this is how you get pussy gents
>>36477607
IM TRYING NOT TO LOSE MY HEAD
>>36477407
>6.5
>>36477621
Are you from Iraq? Cause you should Baghdad ass up
>>36477554
I bet youd make a handsome man is all I'm saying
>>36477621
Hey do you like the Death Grips?
I'm just never going to make it
>>36477621
are you an archeologist
>>36477621
ill eat your ass if you eat mine
>>36477616
It depends on the area too for some reason, at least for me. Back home in Texas, it was so-so, had a bit of success. Zero success in Connecticut for subschool, nothing I did worked on those stuck-up hoes. Now I'm in Washington and been smashing poontang from tinder at least every 2-3 days it's ridiculous. Haven't changed my game up at all either.
>>36477621
I got AIDS from a nigger and now I'm gonna give it to you, you ugly little cum slur
You've been bamboozled!
>>36477621
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to BREAK~!
>>36477621
Because.. Im trying not to lose my HEAD!
>>36477621
Bitch you ever heard of what creatine does to you? I'm a sick shredded cunt but I'm nuts don't worry Ill fuck you till you love me faggot
>>36477621
BTw I'm looking for friends on tinder, no sex pls
>>36477630
Roll
>>36477621
i want to nut in your vagine and watch you scoot around on the kitchen floor like a slug
>>36477647
>>36477621
Cuz my mum won't let me dye my hair blue UGHHHHHHGHGGHGH
>>36477621
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>36477621
I'm not going to make it. But you can help. >>36477647
Winner
>>36477616
>>36477638
What's the best strategy for fast poon? Treat it like a text conversation or absolutely fuck around and give 0 shits?
Wil I calm down? It's up to 6
>>36477683
I'm gonna shoot myself
>>36477683
Also because I hate niggers
OP USE ANY OF THESE PLEASE
>>36477638
What pics do you use?
>>36477683
i'll calm down once you start licking my taint bitch
>>36477683
I'm trying not to lose my head huh huh huh huh.
>>36477683
I'm sorry but you've been talking to a random phrase generator bot this entire time
>>36477683
Naw its cool bb girl
>>36477683
Bitch I'm calmer than a squat plug snuggled up inside Hulk Hogans buttcheeks
