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Can't get gf and I got a godly body
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>>36474975
Post face along with weight and height
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You must be facially ugly or Asian.
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>>36474975
>Godly Body
>Terrible Personality

You fell for the meme anon.
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>>36474975
its because youre a social retard. and likely short.
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Confidence or personality gives you a way better shot of getting a gf than working out. Sad to say, neither can be obtained like a good physique can.
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>>36474975
Looks only get you so far with girls.

Its the way you present yourself, your confidence, and your overall personality that is gonna get you a gf.

Step outside your comfort zone. This is when you grow the most.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Girls LITERALLY do NOT care about looks. All that matters is your taste in film.
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>>36474975
Obviously you're not putting yourself out there enough if that's the case. If you've got a body like that it doesn't take much to get girls if you actually pursue them.
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>>36475051
eh, they do to a certain extent...not nearly as much as guys care about looks.

If you are fuck-ugly, they wont give you the time of day. The better looking you are, the easier it is of them letting you show your personality (aka better chance they will want to talk to you).
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>>36475051
film student here with excellent film-taste.

You are wrong. No pussy to be had this way.
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>>36475051
>>36475083
Fucking lol haha
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>>36474975
pls realign abs mr zipper
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>>36474975
ab routine anon?
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wtf is wrong with this guy's stomach? looks inflated
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Lifting doesn't cure autism
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>>36475101

Weak lower abs
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>>36475113
Are you retarded? That's called genetics.
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>>36475119
This is fake. Searched image on google, results were "funny abs".
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>>36475126
Great catch gramps
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>>36475119
>>36475126

EXPOSED
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>>36475125

Wrong. The distended look is caused by weak transverse (lower) abs. The cure is stomach vacuums.
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>>36475083
> film student
> good taste in film

Bullshit, you have at most elitist taste in film. How often have you thought the following:

> inception and interstellar makes me disappointed in Nolan because story has become eclipsed by spectacle
> George Lucas is a hack; all he does is steal from Isaac Asimov
> X is sexist, y is racist, z enforces an outdated stereotype and Ian my funny
> Michael bay is the worst director ever because his shots are always spinning and messy
> I'm a huge faggot and I take black cocks in my ass while watching foreign films

Why can't you faggots just enjoy the fucking movie?!
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>>36475051
thanks for the laughs m8s
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>>36475195
because its bad
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>>36474975

I only date guys taller than me(5'8") desu.

t. femanon
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>>36475205
jesus christ
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dear /fit/, femanon here (ok you stopped reading. keep reading.)

5'2, 113 lbs, tan, athletic, HOT, etcetc (you probably don't believe i'm a 9)...i squat 135 for 12 deep, play volleyball and swim

advice for you /fit/ guys....being muscular won't get you any more women then being skinny (dun dun dunnn)

i've fucked 19 guys (i'm 20) and 2 were ripped athletes, the others were skinny boy types and mostly average

honestly, when deciding to fuck them...muscles weren't a consideration. at all.

keep that in mind. they were just suave.
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>>36475205
>teaguen
must be hard taking care of your wifes son while she's out getting banged by black dudes
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>>36475288
prrroooooooveee ittttt
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>>36475288
Oh look it's this post again

This board is fucking shit, it's trolling 50 percent of the time

I'm out , kill yourself niggers
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>>36474975
Make a backpage ad with that pic you'll probably get some desperate whore to fuck you...ask for nudes and timestamp first tho
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>>36474975
Have you tried not being a complete autistic retard?
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>>36474975
Body certainly HELPS but it doesn't guarantee anything. You can bang sloots all day but anything significant requires more than just being hot.
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You're probably a fucking asshole or you come off like a freak, dumbshit.
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>>36474975
That's because you're a pussy

Why certain pajeets, chinks, terrorists, and nigs can get gfs and pull themselves up by their bootstraps is because they're not afraid - i.e. they're not pussies.

They know they're inferior, and so they don't shy away from taking retarded risks and pushing their limits. No one likes them by default, they start out with very little, and they have nothing to lose. To them, death is just a release from the misery of life, and so they dare to try, fail, and die.

And women, for some reason, really like that sort of courage and resilience.
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>>36475303
that sounds more asian desu
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>>36475119
L O N D O N
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>>36475205
Oh god I'm dying.
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>>36475653
>muh master race faggot

i am a white/arab mix

my dad and mom both made 6th figures

went to private school whole life

>nothing to lose and start out with very little

fuck off

go shoot up a school or fuck your sister

ill have you know i can pull more white girls then you ever will

>tfw lost virginity to solid 9/10 white girl at 14
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>>36475832

You are half white and you make fun of whitey.
>mutt logic
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>>36475915
you have arab and mongolian genes yourself shitskin

dont think you've been spared

ive only been making fun of how just because you were were born to a certain type of people it means that your are already by default better than others according to you

you are based on your achievements, not your skin color dip shit

>inb4 MLK

the reason why blacks are shit is because their character is shit

stereotypes do have some truth

and with that

go shoot up a school
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>>36475832
Settle down. It's the white in you that saved you. If you were total arab - you'd be in a dusty shithole wearing rags watching your sister getting married off at 5 to a 60 year old paedophile for a goat herd.
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>>36475205
>What a cringy tattoo, oh wait it's for his kids, that's ok I guess
>Let's see what his kids are named
Sebastian
>Oh that's nice, I had a friend named Sebastian in high school, good guy
Sophia
>I like that name, to be honest if I had a daughter I might name her that
Teaguen
>what the fuck
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>>36474975
Quality girls care about face and a charming personality more than the body, bro.
The body is just a boner bonus.
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>>36474975
They don't just flock to your "god bod," you still have to talk to them, retard.
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>>36476466
I'm pretty sure it's just a retarded way of spelling teagan
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>>36475051

i havent lol'd that hard in quite some time
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>>36474975
timestamp or stfu
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>>36474975
Wit dat rockin bod you could get a bf!
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>>36476545
>your body is just a boner bonus.

>tfw you make their little clitty hard with your body
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>>36475119
Is he pregnant? :^)
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>>36475971
> my parents are rich, I've been going to private school all my life, I get laid easily at even age 14, and I'm better than you
> all people are equal

Lol ok
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>>36475832
>i am a white/arab mix

nope youre arab
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>>36475288
is this one of those hot new copypastas?
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>>36474975
height?
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Holy genetics! Mirin
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>>36475051
kek
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>>36475832
>i am a white/arab mix
aka full mudslime
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>>36477716
How much genetics do I gotta pin my asscheek with to look like this?
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>>36474975
"godly body'
>crooked ab insertions

congratulations, you played yourself
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>>36474975
>weird abs
>serious gyno
>dyel arms
still claims to have a "god like body" lol get the fuck out faggot.
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>>36475288
>ive fucked 19 guys

why would we take advice from a whore
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>>36478163
she didnt fuck them, she got fucked. She was just someone cum rag.
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>>36475288
im using this as a copypasta
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>>36474975
>asymmetric Abs
>gf
Pick one
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>>36475677
What are you talking about? It's the name of a Volkswagen SUV
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>>36478466
It already is pasta. Old as fuck too
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>>36475119
It's like your abs have a full skin beard
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>>36476972
who is that girl
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>>36475832
Go comment on some videos wwe just uploaded Pajeet
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>>36474992
what about Asian?
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>>36475653
>>36477629
>>36477827
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>>36475288
i like this pasta
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>>36478703
no u
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>>36475051
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>>36475205
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>>36477748
How are you fags literally ingesting the bait this easily?
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>>36475119
That fupa
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>>36478752
It's a meme you dip
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>>36474975
I had a coworker with a body like this. He had the most annoying fucking personality. Dude was smooth as fuck with the ladies tho. We went clubbing one time and I made fun of him because he was dressed gay as fuck. Had tight jeans on, a leather vest with no shirt underneath, a bandana tied around his neck and one of those tiny cowboy hats. I thought for sure he'd get laughed out of the club.
>mfw he had girls literally crawling all over him all night
>mfw he took home a 10 and helped me score an 8
>mfw
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>>36478613
This, time to gain some wait and cover that shameful genetics.
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>>36475832
Most bull shit thing I've read, anyone with half a brain cell and has lived in an arabic country knows that men don't get married till 27 when they're making a 5 figure salary (see: wedding gifts that a spouse's parents may demand easily hit $80,000 in value, this does not include the wedding itself)
The girls on the other hand get married pretty young in comparison, lowest I've seen was 17. The average marriage age for them has been increasing because many prefer to finish their college education before marriage, though you also commonly see marriages during it too.

>>tfw lost virginity to solid 9/10 white girl at 14
Your mother doesn't count, and btw, tell her she was lovely
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>>36477827
>>36477629
>muh one drop rule

You guys aren't gonna like the future lmao.
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>>36478974
Are u Arab?
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>>36475119
This was my thoughts exactly. Beat me to it anon.
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>>36475653
>They know they're inferior, and so they don't shy away from taking retarded risks and pushing their limits. No one likes them by default, they start out with very little, and they have nothing to lose. To them, death is just a release from the misery of life, and so they dare to try, fail, and die.
>whites are allergic to the sun and have practically non-existent birth rates
> feel the need to talk this much shit online to compensate for it

Lel. I love 4chan at times. The insecurity seeps.
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>>36474975
>those asymmetrical abs
Ahahahaha
>godly
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>>36476466
I had a friend named Sebastian in high school too and he was also a pretty cool guy.
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>>36475051
can confirm, have a qt gf and our first date was to see Son of Saul
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>>36474975
>that core

loooool
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>>36474975
Girls are like employers, you need to have the degrees to get a job interview, and if you fail at the interview, you don't get hired. Some emploeyers demand experience, and some demand more degrees. You have the degrees (good looks), but you are failing the interview.
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>>36475205
I wonder how often the tat artist asked him if he's sure

>are you sure man
>yeah bro
>I mean... really sure
>do it man
>could you spell out that name for me again
>s.. e..
>no, the weird one
>wtf man just do it bro
>are you sure dude.... like really sure
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>>36474975

if you can't get some slut fucked with that body then you are the most retarded person I have ever seen on this board.

If you just uploaded this pic on tinder you could fuck a girl in matter of hours...
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