ok so this girl at the office who also goes to the gym lost a bet to me being able to squat lmao2plate (lol) and now Im seeing her on tuesday and Im probably getting some action
now the ugly part, It's been a couple months since I had a gf and I think I abused too much of fapping because the last times I was with a grill I couldnt keep it up or I had some trouble getting hard then losing it (god damn death grip)
What can I do from here to Tuesday to improve my performance that day and specially be rock hard and cum buckets? yeah maybe a bit too much to ask but maybe you can come up with some cool ideas... I've heard those 1 night shots help somewhat?
>pic related is the grill
also how long did it take you to squat 2 plates? what routine did you use?
That's a nice yarn you've spun there buddy. We should put this up on the fridge so everyone can see what a good job you did.
>>36446601
thanks, now get out
>>36446601
bump
>>36446507
>also how long did it take you to squat 2 plates? what routine did you use?
2 weeks on SS. I was 14 and weighed 145lbs
>>36446899
ok cool, what about the other question
>>36446899
pls guise I'd really appreciate your help... thanks
>>36446507
Don't jack off for a few days
>>36446507
She looks hot bro.
Maybe get some viagra to be on the safe side?
I never experienced this, so don't have any other ideas.
Don't fap or look at porn for a month. This will build up your ability to become aroused and your cum storages will be overflowing. First time you cum after this will be a huge load.
For performance, practice makes perfect, so get a gf and read books on love making and practice with her.
Follow this and you'll be set.
>>36446507
Is it really this hard to for yourself once?
DONT TOUCH YOUR FUCKING DICK AT ALL AND YOUR BONER WILL SKY ROCKET INTO ETERNITY, SIMPLE AS THAT.
>>36447644
thanks bro she really is, thats why I dont wanna mess around
Im considering buying cialis and talking 1/4 pill, maybe a full sildenaphil
>>36447657
thanks bro, I'm already trying to do that for the long term plan, right now I just have a couple days to work with
>>36447711
kk... nice double dubs btw
>>36447741
>I just have a couple days to work with
Oh, yeah, you're fucked.
>>36447891
cialis ftw
>>36446507
Jack it daily, but don't let yourself finish. Get close and immediately stop. You will be lucky if you don't finish in 30 seconds after a week.
>>36448732
hmm may try this
>>36448904
Please don't try this.
>>36446507
Took me 3 months when I first started years ago, but I worked out on and off since then. Just recently got serious again and hit 260 for 5 after 2 months of training.
>>36449626
>>36449626
ok cool, can I get a tip on my other question?
>>36446507
Just get hard before you see her, excuse yourself to the bathroom or something. Open up that porn on your phone you have, jerk it a bit, then walk out with a full erection.
Ez Pz
>>36449879
>tfw when she catches you wanking in the bathroom instead of plowing her
are you ashamed of me anon ;_;
>>36446507
>Probably getting action
If it's probably, then there's no action.
Honestly, with just 3 days, your best bet is just to get some cialis or Viagra
>reached lmao2pl8 about a month ago
>inb4 DYEL
>>36450446
we have fucked many times before, she actually proposed that day
Hey man, my advice is cialis.
>>36450528
and you didn't say yes? it isn't going to get much better than her for a flaccid fellow like yourself.. you fucked up
>>36446507
>Im seeing her on tuesday
>>36450446
>>36450579
l2r faget
>>36450595
but did you accept her marriage proposal?
>>36450609
lel I see what you did there
I meant the suggested we hang out on Tuesday
Get Trojan Extended condoms. Youll be able to fuck for at least 20 mins straight but it wont feel nearly as good. Fuck her brains out during that time. Rest, fuck her without a condom and cum whenever you want youve already proven you can fuck for a long time and they have no idea that it works like that.
>>36446507
Just make her wait for it until you're ready
>>36446507
Hahahahahah your dick doesn't even work
Good going.
>>36451911
Yeah like the whole night lol... that is not a feasible plan, she has to get home back to her bf
>>36446507
>Can't get it up even for pic related
M8, quit cucking yourself with porn and you'll be ok. You can't perform with a real woman because you've watched too much "synthetic" sex, you're addicted and being with a real woman doesn't give you the same dopamine rush and instant gratification that porn does.
Get your sexual health right m8 or you'll have a real hard time with real relationships with women. Taper off the hard stuff by maybe using your imagination and/or not using death grip and wean yourself off as much as poss.
You can do it breh, you deserve better.
>>36452091
Thanks mate, will do
>>36449879
Bad idea imo
>>36450623
Lol
