>be me
>mom trying to sabotage cut progress
>little does she know im on enough dnp to eat 6 pints of ice cream without gaining fat
Who here /outsmartinggainsgoblins/
I just dont talk to my retarded family members anymore
>>36439806
why do you live with your mother?
>>36439806
Why would your parents try to sabotage you? I'm in the process of losing weight and mine offer nothing but support.
>>36439806
left is my type
>>36439806
right is my type
>>36439806
middle is my type
>>36440047
Mah_nigga.jpg
>>36439878
family can be very petty somtimes... not op but everytime im working out serious strict food cutting time i get offered all kinds of unhealthy shit even brings my known favorite sugary foods
Right is my type
>>36439806
All this breh in one photo
I like all 3
>>36439878
Not him but my parents cook with a lot of carbs and fat. And little protein
>>36439806
Middle one's face
+ Right one's ass
+ Left one's torso
-------------------------
= Perfection
>>36439806
>the girl on the left
sweet fucking jesus more of the girl on the righ
>>36439878
Blessed you are.
My family keeps telling me over and over that I must eat more keep cooking and wasting money on food that they know I like.
Every single chance they have they tell me I should eat more, that I look sick like I have HIV my brother tells me I look like a faggot because I'm not bulkan like him.
May not sound that bad keep hearing this over and over several times a day every single day.
It's madness.
source on the pic op
>>36439806
Line them up. Stick their asses in the air. Long ass lick on all those ass holes. They giggle. You get harder. You fuck them, hard, in the vagina. Over and over. They get so wet. So fucking wet. The fat on their ass cheeks jiggle. It smells of sex and ass. You'are bout to bust, you cum over all of them. It's so amazing, you never knew it could be this good.
Then you wake up, and realize you're still a loser.
>>36440265
>Long ass lick on all those ass holes
Licking assholes is gross. Why do people like that?
>>36439806
Hey OP, got a couple questions. How did you get your DNP? And also what amount of body fat did you start at and how has fat loss been on DNP?
>>36440293
you're fucking gross why would anyone like you
>>36440265
>You'are bout to bust, you cum over all of them. It's so amazing, you never knew it could be this good.
What a waste of a load. You're supposed to cum in one's asshole and have her fart it into another girl's asshole, and have both of them fart it into the third girl's mouth.
>>36440307
mike adriano pls go
>>36440303
>how did you get your DNP
the internet
not op, tfw first day at 500mg dnp and feel like dying. heart rate is around 100 bpm, normal is around 55. not sure if related. not looking forward to sleeping tonight.
>>36439806
>DNP
>Still Alive
Nice meme bro
>>36440293
Because we're Dirty little boys that's why.
Been with ten girls. I took 7 of their ass licking virginities. Everyone loves it a lot and boy can you do whatever you want with them afterwards.
>>36440303
not him but i took 250mg for 3 weeks and dropped 15lbs of straight fat. taking a break right now, then going to finish my last 15 pills in april... if i do everything right that last cycle should have me lean af.
and about a dnp source... lurk more bro.
>>36440329
On my way to Pierre Woodman mode
>>36440346
You type like such a homo lord.
>>36440303
You really need to lurk more and read the pastebin. You're not ready for DNP m80
>>36440293
porn addiction
>>36440293
You do it literally because it is disugsitng. Because you feel disgusting. Because you realize that we are all disgusting creatures. There is no way to be proud and lick an asshole. You just do it because it feels good. Ya feel me?
>>36440434
No, I don't feel you.
>>36440434
You are lost. I will pray for you friend
>>36440459
>>36440462
Enjoy your boring vanilla, cookie-cutter sex lives while I lick women's turd-cutters
>>36440395
I know I aint, Im interested specifically in getting anecdotal info. I'm trying to avoid buying anything over the internet even if that sounds retarded.
>>36439876
You don't have to live with your mother for her to try and sabotage you.
How stupid are you?
>>36439806
>left
nah
>middle
rnah
>right
yes
>>36440293
The older you get, the more disgusting sex has to be to turn you on.
You will come to understand this truth yourself one day.
>>36440566
did ur granddad like ur grandmas anus when he turned 37. or maybe he started to lick ur dads anus lmao
>>36440566
true I have to half beat gf to death just to get off
>>36440531
Yeah I dunno dawg, I'll finger it or fuck it, but I'm not sure I want to lick it.
>>36439881
Middle one looks freaky as fuck... with severe emotional problems, just as I like them.
>>36440151
Yeah, no. The middle one is just slightly less ugly than the other 2.
Wood berry all the way in the ass on the right though.
>>36440672
ugh next you'll say you only like the missionary position, pegging is gay, and you believe in "monogamy"
>>36439878
If you live with a fat family, there's a better than evens chance that they won't like you losing weight and getting fit, because that will make them feel guilty about themselves. As such, they'll try to assuage that guilt the only way they know how - by sabotaging your fitness and trying to make you give up and stay like them.
![hqdefault[6].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P3FmqkY.jpg "hqdefault[6].jpg")
>>36440159
She looks almost exactly like this girl I have an unending crush on yet she has little to no interest in me.
Why did I fall in love, this only causes pain.
>>36439806
I can smell their rancid assholes from here.
>>36439806
>>36440265
>It smells of sex and ass.
You shouldn't try to write erotic stories anon
>>36440265
>You fuck them, hard, in the vagina. Over and over.
GIVE THIS MOTHERFUCKER A LITERARY PRIZE.
>never leave home
>outsmarting gains goblins by never meeting them
>tfw you realise that the biggest and baddest gains goblin lives within your own heart
>>36442871
It's called schizophrenia...
>>36439806
>tfw parents tell you you're big enough at 176 lbs 6' with about 15 %bf
>tfw you're barely escaping ottermode and your family tells you to stop lifting
It's not like their opinions have any worth to me in pretty much any way but still
>>36443372
Keep your eyes on the prize
>>36439806
>DNP
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cheap+coffins
>>36442436
anon speaking da truth
>>36446240
or you can just, you know, not be clinically retarded and do DNP safely to lose 1lb of pure fat every day
>>36440563
>not picking left
>>36439806
Girl on the left looks like that chick from Downton Abbey. This pleases my dick which pleases me.
>>36440293
Cutest girl I know goes absolutely nuts for getting rimmed. Literally has her juices pouring out. And that's why we do it: To listen to the gorgeous little squeals of delight.
>>36440109
BACK TO PLG FAGOGTR
>>36440434
I eat ass but not because it's "disgusting." It's fucking erotic. Licking a sexy girl's asshole is by no means disgusting.
>>36439881
>>36440047
>>36440066
I ain't got no type
>>36439878
Momsciece will screw you over if you aren't wary
>Anon, you just got home from the gym? I put a plate of mac and cheese in the fridge for you, and made cookies. What do you mean you're just having chicken? I didn't make any chicken, just eat mac and cheese.
>>36440293
i recommend not licking some slut's asshole. it's totally different if its your wife
and its fuckin awesome
>>36442436
This.
It's fucking hell when you're losing weight and they're not.
>"Anon you look really good now, you don't need to lose more weight"
>"Anon you are getting too skinny now"
>"Haha Anon, you're gonna become a skeleton"
>mfw 25% bf
>>36439806
OP trollllllllllllllinnnnnnn
>>36439806
>tfw going trap mode
>parents will never understand but it's fine because I don't have to tell them
>Mom keeps asking me why I weight all my food ( I refuse to eat anything I can't calorie count because if I'm going to cut, I might as well do it right and make sure I'm actually working at a deficit instead of wasting time).
>Keeps cooking too much and tries to foist her cooking onto me
>Thinks I have some kind of body dysmorphia
It'll be worth it when I get to wear a maid dress though
>>36452878
why don't you people just go the full way... get fake tits and your dick cut off already. trap mode is to faggots what dad bod is to lifting
>>36440217
I here the you're thin you look sick s mostly a thing in parts of africa
>>36446905
you can also be not retarded and not eat shittones of ice cream your mom buys
>>36439806
Left one face and hair and torso, middle one eyebrows and nose and hands, rights ass and arms
Perfection
>>36454191
Oops I fucked that up, I might be dyslexic.
Right one face and hair and torso, middle one eyebrows and nose and hands, lefts ass and arms
Perfection.
Damn the ass was fat
>>36454213
No feels, back to /fraud/
>>36440217
>this is how amerifats actually act
Don't let them pull you down into their lard-ass hellhole
>>36446240
>more uneducated fear-mongering
lol you can just low dose that shit for 3 weeks, with no sides and lose up to 20lbs of straight fat if you do it right.
>>36440679
You mean ugly as fuck and the most attainable of three, just like you have no choice in settling for
>>36454200
Right ones ass looked better though
>>36439878
To be fair, moms will be moms.
Last time I lost weight she was incredibly worried that I was starving myself and that I could be getting into some eating disorder, since I was getting into the skelly range, but I still wanted to lose more and more.
I later discovered that due to my bone structure the result I wanted wouldn't be reached even if I died of starvation.
She's not fat, she only cooks healthy and balanced stuff, but of course she cooks A LOT. And fuck it all tastes SO GOOD.
>>36439878
Maybe he's white?
>>36440265
>They get so wet. So fucking wet.
>It smells of sex and ass.
Oh my god, this is like a 14 year old boy telling his friends about his girlfriend who goes to another school and all the amazing sex they have.
>>36440293
Natural compulsion, bro.
>>36439876
for that sweet momsex
>>36440265
best post
>>36439806
Source? Names?
>>36454919
well there is a certain smell when you have sex. ppl that get some can relate.
nice bait tho made me reply 2/5
>>36440434
>Ya feel me?
No
I browse /d/ plenty, but I still don't understand how people can find something "disgusting" erotic.
>>36439878
>mom and dad trying to ruin my healthy lifestyle is the new edgy
>why can't my kids be losers like everyone else's kids?
this is how the gap between gen-x and millennials is filled
